Step 1: Drill a hole in the bunny...

Kill 35 medium-sized dogs.

Are you in Chicago? If so, I'll be right over to relieve myself on your shoes.

Put the head in someone's bed. Smear raspberry jelly on the sheets as a flourish.

Are you in Chicago? If so, I just need your address and I'll be right over to relieve you of the girl.

Has anyone mentioned sodomizing the bunny?
In front of an orphanage?

It belongs in your neighbor's birdbath.

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you're on fark on a friday night, you have no girlfriend, so this story cannot be true

Freeze it whole, drill a hole in the top and fill it with strawberry jam. Take it to a shooting range, along with a video camera, a 12 ga. shotgun, and an orphan. Set the bunny up in front of some white plywood. Record video of the orphan blasting the jam-filled bunny, and post it here. Bonus for super slo-mo.

Seriously, if you were to ask and orphan whether they want a 4 foot chocolate bunny to eat or to fill with jam and blow to gory bits with a shotgun and become an internet celebrity, which do you think they would choose?

You are welcome.

F*ck it dumbass. Duh.

THROW IT AWAY!

A former neighbor won one of those things at a work raffle. It was huge, artfully decorated, the bunny was standing in it's own little hutch with colorful easter grass and other assorted easter bull shiat all covered in cellophane. She thought she'd surprise her kids with it on easter morning and placed it with the other easter baskets before going to bed - and surprised they were.

I hear ear splitting screaming early easter morning and go running up stairs thinking one of their kids got hurt or there was a fire. When they got up on easter morning, the gd monster chocolate bunny thing was alive with roaches - the big ones. They had eaten their way out of the hollow chocolate bunny and were attacking the Peeps. I swear to god it looked like something Dr. Phibes would have come up with.

Iggie: How many humps does it take to get to the center of a chocolate Easter bunny? Fark may never know...

One!
Tw-two!
Thre- auauauhhhh!

/And that's how Cadbury Eggs are made.

Mississippi Hippie: May I also suggest saving it until April 20th and using it as the centerpiece in the most awesome 420 party ever.

You want to get a group of people together, get high, and then stare at that farking thing? Do you want them to die of fright?

Start an R&B band

GAT_00: F*ck it dumbass. Duh.

How many humps does it take to get to the center of a chocolate Easter bunny? Fark may never know...

Eat nothing but the bunny for a month and film the results. Bunnysize Me.

Film an 80's style montage of you and the buddy bonding with various activities (going to the park, riding a roller coaster, sharing an ice cream).

olddinosaur: Take it to Mickey D's in Philadelphia and announce this is where that idiot b*tch hid the winning lottery ticket.

Man are you ever on the wrong side of the Mason-Dixon line!

That thing is NIGHTMARE FUEL! High Octane nightmare fuel!

/The Scoops are coming! The Scoops are coming! (That segment gave me daymares in the days after I saw it)
//Give it to anything Republican. Give them nightmares AND Trojan Bunny Diabetes.

Melt the chocolate then make it into a mousse you can lick off your GF's tits. Then, write me a thank you note.

Just eat it you biatch... Or it will eat you. Either way stop whining. :)

It's Peanut butter bunny time!

Came here to suggest threesome. I see that Farkers have thoroughly covered it.

May I also suggest saving it until April 20th and using it as the centerpiece in the most awesome 420 party ever.

Chocolate fountain

/not a euphemism

Why are you guys saying give it to an orphanage? Do you know of any orphanages? We're not in Edwardian England you know.

Are you in Chicago? If so, I just need your address and I'll be right over to relieve you of the rabbit.