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(Some Bunny)   My girlfriend won a raffle for one of those 4 foot chocolate bunnies you see in stores around Easter. We have no idea what to do with it   (4.bp.blogspot.com) divider line 188
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2012-04-07 01:11:00 AM  

Harry_Seldon: //too obscure?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-07 01:16:58 AM  

Somacandra: Harry_Seldon: //too obscure?

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I want to smack the smirk off her face into next Tuesday.
 
2012-04-07 01:24:09 AM  
One little word...two little syllables...so much awesomeness:

FONDU!!

Seriously, dude, get some friends together, some fruit, add 1 part milk for every 5 parts bunny, and turn your stovetop into a little slice of medium-heat heaven for an evening.

\Bonus dippers: Marshmallows
 
2012-04-07 01:36:42 AM  
Sodomy. Just tell your girlfriend that you've got a wild hare up your ass.
 
2012-04-07 01:38:53 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Somacandra: Harry_Seldon: //too obscure?

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I want to smack the smirk off her face into next Tuesday.


Me too.
 
2012-04-07 01:45:16 AM  
Fill it with Diet Coke. Add Mentos. Lots of Mentos.
 
2012-04-07 01:53:26 AM  
Just give it to people who are on a diet and see how many you can tempt to eat it.
 
2012-04-07 02:06:50 AM  
i101.photobucket.com

/yes, I have a problem, I'm a Farkett aren't I?
 
2012-04-07 02:44:01 AM  
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2012-04-07 03:17:26 AM  
mitchcumstein1: In a kiddie pool melt it down in front of her while she calls her friends and tells them to bring their bikinis over, along with any whip cream, marichino cherries and hershey's syrup they can find.
 
2012-04-07 03:23:12 AM  
 
2012-04-07 03:26:47 AM  

LaughingRadish: [fc01.deviantart.net image 640x576]


Holy SHIAT. What. the fark. is wrong with you?!
 
2012-04-07 03:49:36 AM  
A whole lotta

cdn.blisstree.com
 
2012-04-07 03:54:04 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-07 03:56:59 AM  
Use it to give your gf a Rusty Venture.
 
2012-04-07 04:23:03 AM  
Tell your GF you donated it.

Secretly melt it down and start streaking it into her underwear.

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2012-04-07 05:13:55 AM  
Give it a 'cream' filling.
 
2012-04-07 05:19:22 AM  
images.gizmag.com

It's headed right for us!!!
 
2012-04-07 06:27:15 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: See how long it stands up to the exhause of an MTT Superbike (new window)


Super toilet!
/obscure?
 
2012-04-07 06:42:24 AM  

dopekitty74: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: See how long it stands up to the exhause of an MTT Superbike (new window)

Super toilet!
/obscure?


One of those Kohler or American Standard toilets that flush just about anything?
 
2012-04-07 07:32:01 AM  
THROW IT AWAY!

A former neighbor won one of those things at a work raffle. It was huge, artfully decorated, the bunny was standing in it's own little hutch with colorful easter grass and other assorted easter bull shiat all covered in cellophane. She thought she'd surprise her kids with it on easter morning and placed it with the other easter baskets before going to bed - and surprised they were.

I hear ear splitting screaming early easter morning and go running up stairs thinking one of their kids got hurt or there was a fire. When they got up on easter morning, the gd monster chocolate bunny thing was alive with roaches - the big ones. They had eaten their way out of the hollow chocolate bunny and were attacking the Peeps. I swear to god it looked like something Dr. Phibes would have come up with.
 
2012-04-07 09:09:46 AM  
i1114.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-07 09:15:55 AM  
Slather yourself in SUGAR FREE peanut butter and make SWEET* passionate love to it!

/*tender, not sucrose sweet because you can use all natural peanut butter, or something. SUGAR FREE
 
2012-04-07 09:31:42 AM  
Children's cancer ward at the local hospital.
 
2012-04-07 10:03:26 AM  
Eat the ears first (of course) then chop it up and freeze it. Use it all year for chocolate chips, cakes, hot chocolate, etc.
You could also buy some cheap candy molds and make lollies and mini candies.
 
2012-04-07 10:40:16 AM  
Build a catapult to launch it at a neighbor you don't like while screaming, "And you smell of elderberries!!!"
 
2012-04-07 11:24:24 AM  
Blow it up with dynamite at sunrise on Easter morning.
 
2012-04-07 11:57:43 AM  
You sound thin.
 
2012-04-07 12:18:08 PM  
Put it in the back of a white van and leave it near a children's park with the doors open. Then watch the hilarity.
 
2012-04-07 12:32:15 PM  

Llamallamadingdong: It belongs in your neighbor's birdbath.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-07 01:28:27 PM  
Fill with c4. Wait for gopher to approach. Rid golf course of gopher.
Foolproof!
 
2012-04-07 01:45:18 PM  

batcookie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To all you people saying "orphanage", do you really think they're going to accept a giant chocolate rabbit? Especially when most are so full they don't even have enough beds for all the real human children. And how would they even go about trying to find a foster home for it? It's not like people who want chocolate bunnies immediately think they'll have one at a damn orphanage. Jesus, people...

Hey, listen, if they'd let up their restrictions on single parenthood that bunny could have HAD a home by now! This woman just wants someone to love dammit!
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Don't you realize the horrible things that will happen to a child growing up in a single-parent household? They'd probably become gay socialists who hate Jesus and wear hoodies. Love isn't enough. In fact, it's hurtful. If you were a real woman, you would be married and have a quiverfull by now, but you're probably a lesbian homosexual abortionist socialist communist Nazi.

Too much?
 
2012-04-07 02:08:03 PM  
THANKS FOR THE IDEAS!
 
2012-04-07 04:15:11 PM  
Children's hospital.
 
2012-04-07 09:33:55 PM  

Secret Polish Boyfriend: Too much?


If you're going for right wing, then it's juuuuuuuuuust right. :-)
 
2012-04-08 09:04:43 AM  

batcookie: Secret Polish Boyfriend: Too much?

If you're going for right wing, then it's juuuuuuuuuust right. :-)


Sadly, I now live in the bible belt, so that could practically be a direct quote. TBH, I'm sick of being lonely. I can see why people pretend to believe and join churches or be straight or whatever they need to do to fit in; down here, the church defines who you are. One of the first (!) things people will ask is "what church do you go to?" I probably would go along with it if I could stand being a hypocrite. As long as Jesus approves of you, you deserve a life.

I do have a Little Brother (Big Brothers Big Sisters), which is new but turning out to be cool. Have you ever done that? It's not the same as having a family, but it's something...
 
2012-04-08 07:00:37 PM  

Secret Polish Boyfriend: I do have a Little Brother (Big Brothers Big Sisters), which is new but turning out to be cool. Have you ever done that? It's not the same as having a family, but it's something...


Actually, I did the big brother/big sister thing in high school. I mean, in all honesty I sucked at it, I'm not good with kids at all... but still, it was kinda cool, and she had fun, which is what's important.
 
2012-04-09 05:57:40 PM  

Oznog: [images.gizmag.com image 529x298]

It's headed right for us!!!


You need that to slow a 4 ft chocolate bunny?

Tsk tsk.

;)
 
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