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(Some Bunny)		My girlfriend won a raffle for one of those 4 foot chocolate bunnies you see in stores around Easter. We have no idea what to do with it (4.bp.blogspot.com)		188
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jasonvatch		2012-04-06 06:21:07 PM

Orphanage

King Something		2012-04-06 06:21:54 PM

Homeless shelter

mitchcumstein1		2012-04-06 06:23:35 PM

melt it down in front of her while laughing maniacally.

NewportBarGuy		2012-04-06 06:23:38 PM

dudemanbro		2012-04-06 06:24:00 PM

Blowtorch.

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha		2012-04-06 06:24:54 PM

MBK		2012-04-06 06:26:21 PM

3 some

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-06 06:27:02 PM

jasonvatch: Orphanage

This^

/or children's receiving home

VictoryCabal		2012-04-06 06:52:41 PM

Find a shelter for homeless families or one specializing in women with children.

GAT_00		2012-04-06 06:54:37 PM

F*ck it dumbass. Duh.

LadyHawke		2012-04-06 07:03:33 PM

Hammer+ziplocs+freezer if you want to keep it. Or take it to a hospital or shelter so that other children can enjoy it.

Sgygus		2012-04-06 07:30:58 PM

Eat the brain first.

criscodisco		2012-04-06 07:31:30 PM

Kill 35 medium-sized dogs.

dudemanbro		2012-04-06 07:40:11 PM

Give it to a bunch of stoners.

FloydA		2012-04-06 08:07:37 PM

It's chocolate. You eat it.

_{SRSLY, donate it to an orphanage or homeless families' shelter.}

quickdraw		2012-04-06 08:41:23 PM

Take it to a furry convention and charge admission.

Ed Finnerty		2012-04-06 08:54:41 PM

Step 1: Drill a hole in the bunny...

AbbeySomeone		2012-04-06 09:04:15 PM

It looks hostile. I'm not sure I'd want that in my body.
Donate it and get the bad juju out of your home.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-06 09:06:52 PM

Holy Fark! I hadn't looked at the picture...

/what the hell is that? The Donnie Darko autograph edition?

what_now		2012-04-06 09:22:54 PM

I just made a bunch of peanut butter cookies with fake sugar, and eggs, and NOT fake peanut butter because my dad has the 'bettus, and everyone in my family but my mom and one brother are super fat (or just regular fat like me).

They are actually pretty good. I'd have no use for a giant terrifying bunny.

basemetal		2012-04-06 09:24:38 PM

Battered women's shelter. The kids will devour that.

TommyymmoT		2012-04-06 09:26:53 PM

Set it free in the wild, and play the song "Born Free" very loudly while you're doing it.

bluorangefyre		2012-04-06 09:36:44 PM

If you either a) have lots of nephews and nieces or b) a family reunion, the quickest way to be the most hated son of a biatch in your family is to let all the kids that aren't yours devour it at one time.

But seriously, donate it if you have no need for it other than for a massive family sugar high.

Evenbiggerknickers		2012-04-06 09:39:09 PM

dahmers love zombie		2012-04-06 09:56:35 PM

Ed Finnerty: Step 1: Drill a hole in the bunny...

Annnd we're done.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-04-06 10:08:42 PM

Melt it down into its constituent pieces and sell it on the Easter black market.
www.hotchocofalls.com

timujin		2012-04-06 10:14:22 PM

I was going to say eat the ears and let the rest sit around until the chocolate goes bad just like you do for a normal size one, but I guess "donate it to ______ " is probably the karmically better option.

Peter von Nostrand		2012-04-06 10:14:49 PM

WhyteRaven74		2012-04-06 10:23:33 PM

Are you in Chicago? If so, I just need your address and I'll be right over to relieve you of the rabbit.

Tickle Mittens		2012-04-06 10:35:08 PM

Vacation videos/pictures you can use on your new youtube vlog channel. Pro tip for the little lady, the more cleavage the better.

GameSprocket		2012-04-06 10:36:18 PM

Are you in Chicago? If so, I just need your address and I'll be right over to relieve you of the girl.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-04-06 10:37:24 PM

rape it

rockforever		2012-04-06 10:37:31 PM

EAT IT

chookbillion		2012-04-06 10:37:38 PM

Why are you guys saying give it to an orphanage? Do you know of any orphanages? We're not in Edwardian England you know.

dogboy360		2012-04-06 10:38:29 PM

try this.
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prgrmr		2012-04-06 10:38:59 PM

Cut it up into bite-size pieces and freeze it. Eat one a day for the rest of the year. If you eat it with coffee or wine, you'll never get cancer.

Notabunny		2012-04-06 10:39:33 PM

You know it's waiting for you to go to sleep, right?

Gimme The Busket		2012-04-06 10:39:41 PM

Melt it down and make your own Chocolate Wonderfall

Bartleby the Scrivener		2012-04-06 10:39:52 PM

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down.

fightingnewfoundlander		2012-04-06 10:40:27 PM

Chocolate fountain

/not a euphemism

Mississippi Hippie		2012-04-06 10:40:44 PM

Came here to suggest threesome. I see that Farkers have thoroughly covered it.

May I also suggest saving it until April 20th and using it as the centerpiece in the most awesome 420 party ever.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-04-06 10:41:02 PM

prgrmr: Cut it up into bite-size pieces and freeze it. Eat one a day for the rest of the year. If you eat it with coffee or wine, you'll never get cancer.

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Czechzican		2012-04-06 10:41:27 PM

Put the bunny back in the box..

Gimme The Busket		2012-04-06 10:41:33 PM

chookbillion: Why are you guys saying give it to an orphanage? Do you know of any orphanages? We're not in Edwardian England you know.

I live a mile from an orphanage. Seriously.

jtown		2012-04-06 10:42:14 PM

It's Peanut butter bunny time!

mialynneb		2012-04-06 10:42:16 PM

From my husband: Hollow out the inside, hire three midgets, have them crawl inside with cameras, drop them off at a sorority house, bunny goes inside, lights out....trojan bunny.

Give it to a shelter.

jengen		2012-04-06 10:42:50 PM

I won a huge chocolate rabbit and brought it to a local children's oncology ward. They gave the kids a small hammer and they went to town. When I asked if they were worried the kids would get sick eating so much cholcolate I was told that was a lot better reason than why they usually got sick. Just call first to make sure it's OK since there are rules at some hospitals regarding food.

LordOfThePings		2012-04-06 10:42:55 PM

Take it to an OA meeting.

pciszek		2012-04-06 10:43:17 PM

what_now: I just made a bunch of peanut butter cookies with fake sugar, and eggs, and NOT fake peanut butter

Details, please! I love peanut butter cookies!

MAYORBOB		2012-04-06 10:43:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Holy Fark! I hadn't looked at the picture...

/what the hell is that? The Donnie Darko autograph edition?

Looks more like the Tyrone Darko autograph edition.

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