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(Quad City Times)   Four women arrested for attacking their waitress after she brought them the wrong lunch order. You'd expect this sort of thing at an Olive Garden, not a Red Lobster   (qctimes.com) divider line 48
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2012-04-07 12:43:34 AM  
5 votes:
I keep hearing about 'strong, black women' and decided that such women took the meaning in a whole other direction than intended.

It always makes folks look good to get all dressed up and then start fist fights over minor crap that anyone else would ignore or politely correct, just to show how 'strong' you are.

I still recall a small incident in a McDonalds, by a 'strong, black woman' who had a bit of a dispute with the (black) cashier and then with her friends, decided to tear the place apart. The whole time, 'strong, black men' were watching, laughing and recording the incident on their phones.

Years back, this form of behavior was mainly accomplished by 'white trash' but when businesses decided not to open in their areas, they didn't go yelling discrimination, knowing full well they caused the problems. They didn't scream discrimination when assorted places started not wanting them on the property because of destruction they caused.

As a courier, I delivered in a high crime black section and the ONLY major chain grocery store in the area had one set of doors bolted shut, forcing everyone to enter and exit through the other, closely watched by black security guards and they even had a raised tower, like a life guard seat, from which security would watch the parking lot.

If the store ever closed up, they'd biatch about discrimination.

When it closed up at night, they rolled heavy gauge storm shutters down over the windows.

After all of the years I worked in the area, I never understood why the locals blamed everyone else for the very problems they created.

I used to see a lot of Bondsmen places, which also sold insurance, BBQ and cars. There was a guy who sold cloths out of the back of a truck -- and must have done well because he stayed in business the 10 years I worked there.

I delivered to one small store, where the walls were tall and the windows way up under the eves. The owner, a black guy, told me it discouraged break ins. The double doors were fitted with heavy duty burglar bars that looked like they could stop a tank. There were no big plate glass windows. He had spaced his shelves with merchandise out so he could easily see down all of them and had those convex security mirrors all over the place. He had removed all bushes and plants from around the outside of the store to discourage lurkers.

I kind of understood why the products in the place were like 3 times more costly than in any other convenience store. The only thing he was lacking was a bullet proof cashiers cage.

However, down the street, the next small store, which not only sold assorted goods, but collected phone and power bills, supplied fried chicken, pumped gas and had a small pay roll loan company there, did. The girls who handled the bills and loans did so from behind thick, bullet proof glass and reinforced doors.

I figured it was pretty bad when your own neighbors were your greatest danger. Then, everyone had attitude, which was generated by everyone else having attitude.

Don't blame everyone else for the problems you created and don't chase away the businesses who are trying to improve the area.
2012-04-06 06:28:43 PM  
4 votes:
Assholes are assholes. Anyone who thinks being an asshole is somehow genetic is an asshole. If you think there is a cultural element to some people being asshole, talk about the culture. But present your arguments with some substance. Don't be a simplistic moron who paints everyone from said culture with a wide brush.

Every individual old enough to understand the concept of consequences - regardless of their genetics or culture - is capable of asking themselves, "How would I feel if I were treated this way?," then behave accordingly.

Anyone who doesn't is an asshole, regardless of genetics or culture. Full stop. The women who attacked their waitress were assholes, and their background and heritage are 250% irrelevant to that fact.
2012-04-08 01:45:23 AM  
3 votes:
Assimilate This: The article never mentions race. Why is everyone assuming she's black?

Buncha farking racists, the lot of ya.


Skipping the boring 'I supported this and I supported that' krap from the 60's and 70's, I'll jump right to the meat of the matter. I wasn't racist until I wound up working in a psychiatric institution where the majority of the in-patient staff was black and I got a real good taste of reverse discrimination, followed by a real fast education on black social opinions and, since the clinic was right on the edge of a high crime black community, a close up look at the lifestyle.

I did not agree with discrimination back in the day. I did not agree with segregation. The blood curdling stories from places like Georgia in the 50's turned my stomach. I examined pictures of black men hanging from trees, including one burned from the waist down by hanging him over a bonfire. Pictures of the white folks involved were scary. (Teeth missing, scrawny, nasty, mean and hateful looking folks out of nightmares.)

I enjoyed the sudden expansion of black people into Disco. I liked the 'Temptations', 'Diana Ross', and more. They were cool.

Near the end of the 70's I got hired by an experimental mental health clinic and walked head on into the type of black person I had never met before.

I started regretting all of those freedom causes I had supported. I could not believe the hate, the lies and the self destructive behavior. Traveling through the community, I got an education in people fortifying their homes against their own neighbors, who ripped them off as if it was an expected thing.

Then, after the fight for equality, came the demand to be 'separate but equal', out came black only clothing lines, magazines and beauty products. That was followed by the mass 'back to Africa' movement, which promptly produced names that had never even heard of Africa and every other person was a black prince, princess or related to black royalty which the white man had ruthlessly destroyed.

I didn't notice too many black folks running over to Africa to assist their starving brothers and sisters either. Especially once Gangsta Rap caught on and black millionaires popped up by exploiting their own folks and encouraging them to act like thugs.

The NAACP went nuts suing everyone and everything over anything even potentially racist. After blacks were given bigger breaks in film and a whole bunch of black heroes popped up in the movies -- suddenly this was 'Black-ploitation'.

An enormous amount of government assistance programs popped up for blacks -- and shortly after, we discovered 'ghetto fabulous'.

Now, I read and hear about black folks being chastised by other black folks for 'not acting black enough'.

I first heard about 'putting on your street face' from a black guy and heard how looking another man in the eyes -- a stranger -- as you passed by could get you into a fight or shot. Then suddenly, it seemed you could get into a fight by 'disrespecting' someone.

Twice I chased after thieves. Both were black. The first killing of a police officer in my town was done by a black guy, because he was violating his parole by being out too late and he shot the officer who walked up to see why he was at a closed store at 2 in the morning on a pay phone. The officer was going to offer assistance.

Working in medicine, I noticed the steady increase in black patients showing up in the ER shot, stabbed, beaten up, out pacing the white folks who used to show up in the same condition a few years back. The injuries were almost always caused by their own people.

I still recall this really cute black teen who showed up, a bullet in her brain, because her thug boyfriend decided she had been cheating, made her open her mouth and shot her in the roof with a .22. The bullet lodged in the center of her brain. It took her an hour to die in the ER. There was nothing we could do.

I carried her to the morgue.

He is in jail for life.

Discussions with the 'well adjusted, intelligent black psychiatric staff' gave me headaches. I hadn't realized how many ways common sense could be twisted around. Nor did I realize how many reasons could be piled on the white man to hate him and how, apparently, blacks were the only race in the history of the world to be enslaved.

It was all topped when a nice, apparently well adjusted young black assistant got his arse shot and nearly killed because he got pi$$ed at a black bouncer at a black club, got a gun from his car, went back to shoot hin and found out the bouncer was faster and a better shot.

After he got out of the hospital, he got his job back working at the mental health clinic.

With a strict no weapons policy at the clinic, I found out this older, seemingly wise black guy always carried a straight razor in his pocket -- and almost used it when a disturbed patient gave him a bunch of shiat.

Criticize one of the black staff for inappropriate actions promptly created a shiat storm of discrimination accusations. Loud accusations in front of the patients followed by white patients being treated callously.

When I left the field, I had a whole new grasp of black society.

I was also a bit racist.

The 'freedom' actions I had heartily supported and joined in the 60's had won, but took a totally unexpected turn over time.

Later, as a courier delivering in a large black community, I discovered that shiat houses on the outside could be immaculately clean and nice on the inside. When I asked an old black lady about this, she matter of factly informed me that if the house looked poor outside, there was less chance of it being robbed.

I also delivered to a small Mom and Pop store, run by an elderly black lady who seemed about 100 years old. Under the counter she carried a .44 magnum. She could and had used it and was a good shot. It helped convince the local 'bros' that robbing her was not a good idea.

I was impressed.

All of that struggle in the 50's and 60's, the blood shed that went along with it -- and the end result was a people preying on each other.

I still haven't figured out what went wrong.
2012-04-06 08:06:20 PM  
3 votes:
People are not all alike. Soccer moms don't hold up liquor stores. Middle Eastern men do not burn down black churches in Alabama. Hasidic Jews don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers. Inner city youth do not loot billions from the savings and loan industry.Old ladies do not beat and kick homeless men to death. Young white males do not poison lonely widowers with tainted jam and empty their bank accounts. Lower class black women do have a tendency to act out in public places. They feel powerless and inferior and so overreact to anything they consider disrespect. It's not racist to notice this. It's a fact.
2012-04-06 06:45:39 PM  
3 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: My god, this thread a goldmine for farkying racists and simpletons. I genuinely thank you all for wearing your willful ignorance on your sleeves.



The media makes the assumption that only white people can be racist. They promote the image of the racist white and blacks as victims. Until that changes, more and more whites will become what you term "racist". Race issues presented by the national media have become a joke.

'This is for Trayvon. Kill that white': Six youths 'beat man, 78, in alleged racial revenge attack'

*crickets*
2012-04-06 06:23:00 PM  
3 votes:

Avery614:
Is it still racist if a black preacher says it?

Link (new window)


I feel his pain.
"The Left" in this country has called for a long overdue dialogue on race. The problem is they don't want a dialogue, they want a monologue on race. "It's whitey's fault"
2012-04-06 05:34:22 PM  
3 votes:

Cake Hunter: What a creepy thread.


I was thinking the same thing. It's like when you're joking around with folks and someone tells a seriously racist joke and you realize you're the only one offended.
2012-04-06 05:06:58 PM  
3 votes:
I know we're stereotyping here, but I have seen pushy, small-minded bullies giving it to wait staff nearly all my life, and race - age - gender run the gamut.

Look, in case you haven't figured it out, some people suffer from delusions of entitlement, also known as asshole-itis. They probably moonlight as trolls on obscure websites.
2012-04-06 04:49:41 PM  
3 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: People take those all-you-can-eat breadsticks cheddar biscuits pretty damned seriously


ftfy

/and damn straight


2 cups bisquick
1/2 cup cold water
3/4 cup shredded cheddar
butter
garlic powder
italian seasonings

1. Heat oven 450
2. combine bisquick, water and cheese
3. roll out on flour coated surface until about 1" thick
4. cut and put on ungreased pan
5. melt butter and mix with spices, brush biscuits
6. bake 8-10 mins

Super easy and good cheddar biscuits, takes like 15 mins and makes about 15 good sized biscuits

/your welcome
2012-04-06 10:44:57 PM  
2 votes:

Witchyman: RibbyK: Witchyman: TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?

Slavery.

... and systemic racism.

Let me take notes.


Maybe they are just farking coonts or dicks, why does everyone have to find an excuse for people acting like shiat heads?

Get over it, you weren't slaves, your parents weren't slaves, your grandparents weren't slaves, and maybe your great grandparents may have been but that's it.

Fark, I didn't even know my great grandparents so they had zero affect in my life so quit using that as an excuse, its pathetic.
2012-04-06 09:04:37 PM  
2 votes:
These ladies created a whole new batch of racists last night.
2012-04-06 08:59:43 PM  
2 votes:

DavidVincent: Aloy: the expression on my face".


We white people can be very careless about the expressions we choose for our faces. Some of them are hateful to people that come from a slavery background. It's one more thing we need to work on.


That's initially the obviously conclusion, but in 4/5 of those, I wasn't even looking at them, just staring off into space out the bus window. I've been told I have quite a thousand-yard stare, but anyone who thinks a facial expression is worth verbal assault and potential battery just isn't right.

The fifth one is a story all in itself, but in summation, she stood in the middle of the quad and let out a serious scream, complete with a choking end that sounded very much like CSI's idea of someone being strangled and stabbed. I whipped around expecting Virginia Tech, and instead there's this stupid biatch just standing there, looking around at everyone staring. I rolled my eyes in disgust and continued on my way, but she ran up and barfed this slurry at me. I swear to you, I understood one word in 20, and everything I did understand had to do with expression on my face or was biatch/coont/slut/other obscenity. When she ran out of steam about a minute and 30 seconds later, I thought about reacting aggressively, but then remembered I was already running behind, so I told her she was trash and I didn't have time for her bullshiat and walked away.

She actually skipped over to another friend and started jabbering away as though nothing had happened. I swear to you, to this day, I think she was trolling - she was doing something she knew would get her a negative reaction, then looked around, searching for the nearest person to shiat on. The contents of my wallet on she was looking for a white person.

/This is why I'm not ashamed to say I give many black women a wide berth until I have reason to believe they are not like these ones.
/Things like this made me realize they do it to themselves much more of the time than anyone will admit.
2012-04-06 08:30:44 PM  
2 votes:

DavidVincent: 100 Watt Walrus: My god, this thread a goldmine for farkying racists and simpletons. I genuinely thank you all for wearing your willful ignorance on your sleeves.


The media makes the assumption that only white people can be racist. They promote the image of the racist white and blacks as victims. Until that changes, more and more whites will become what you term "racist". Race issues presented by the national media have become a joke.

'This is for Trayvon. Kill that white': Six youths 'beat man, 78, in alleged racial revenge attack'

*crickets*


FTA: Three youths have been charged in connection with the attack, Fox Toledo reported. Two of the youths, who have not been identified, were charged with one count of robbery.

The third was charged with disorderly conduct. Detectives have said they are not treating the case as a hate crime.


Aaaand this right here is the problem. Every single one of those "youths" shouldn't see the light of day for the next 20 or so years, serving time for hate crimes and aggravated assault.
2012-04-06 08:21:55 PM  
2 votes:

retrograde: People are not all alike. Soccer moms don't hold up liquor stores. Middle Eastern men do not burn down black churches in Alabama. Hasidic Jews don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers. Inner city youth do not loot billions from the savings and loan industry.Old ladies do not beat and kick homeless men to death. Young white males do not poison lonely widowers with tainted jam and empty their bank accounts. Lower class black women do have a tendency to act out in public places. They feel powerless and inferior and so overreact to anything they consider disrespect. It's not racist to notice this. It's a fact.


That's profiling.

And therefore it must be racist, bigoted and wrong. I'm sure if you look hard enough, there are vicious gangs of Hell's Grannies abusing healthy young men all over the world, and we just don't hear about it because of institutionalized ageism.
2012-04-06 08:00:30 PM  
2 votes:

darghon: OtherLittleGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: People take those all-you-can-eat breadsticks cheddar biscuits pretty damned seriously


ftfy

/and damn straight

2 cups bisquick
1/2 cup cold water
3/4 cup shredded cheddar
butter
garlic powder
italian seasonings

1. Heat oven 450
2. combine bisquick, water and cheese
3. roll out on flour coated surface until about 1" thick
4. cut and put on ungreased pan
5. melt butter and mix with spices, brush biscuits
6. bake 8-10 mins

Super easy and good cheddar biscuits, takes like 15 mins and makes about 15 good sized biscuits

/your welcome


Actually, this recipe is slightly incorrect. You need a little bit of Old Bay seasoning. Hence the name "Cheddar Bay Biscuits."

Buddy of mine's a bit of a cook and narrowed the recipes down from online - all of them were missing something. A few (super delicious!) taste tests and it occurred to us that what was missing was Old Bay seasoning. Add that and they taste EXACTLY like the Red Lobster ones.

/you're welcome
2012-04-06 07:42:12 PM  
2 votes:
... maybe its because of shiat LIKE THIS that black folk can't walk around at night in hoodies.
2012-04-06 04:46:17 PM  
2 votes:
These are the type of people that should not be allowed to mingle with the general public. Also I noticed they mention all 4 attacked but only 1 charged? 1 person getting out of control like that in public I can see that. Instead of the 3 other friends keeping her in check they help beat some lady who brings them food? All 4 really thought this was a great idea?
2012-04-07 12:33:54 AM  
1 votes:

Aloy: "WHAT THE FARK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! I DIDN'T DO IT! MY ANCESTORS WERE VIKINGS AND I'M A FOURTH GENERATION IMMIGRANT! I DIDN'T DO IT!!!"


And I always want to respond, "Well, I may be white, but I'm female, which means I would have been chattel, too."
2012-04-06 09:20:17 PM  
1 votes:

thamike: DavidVincent: Top Ten Cheapest Celebrity Tippers

I can backup the Streisand charge. Throw in a Gephardt while you're at it. The Cosby story is dubious, and Sean Penn is absolutely f*cking crazy, so I can see it going in any direction depending on the weather. Chris Penn, however, was a gentleman and a scholar and a nighttime astronaut, and he could eat and drink like Obelix.



I think they are all Democrats. I thought Democrats loved the working wo/man....just sayin'
2012-04-06 09:15:33 PM  
1 votes:
2012-04-06 09:12:53 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Aloy: TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?

FTFY. Seriously, I realize it's the ghetto ones, not all the black women, but those ghetto biatches are nuts. Since I started commuting back and forth to our fine local community college, I've been screamed at by no less than 6 of them, one totally randomly over a parking spot, and the other five apparently over me being female, white, and "the expression on my face". That's all I can make out in the slurry they screech at me. It's to the point where stories like this do not at all surprise me, and their behavior is almost always completely unprovoked and extremely aggressive.

Oh, and in case anyone hasn't posted it yet, crappy video of the incident here:
http://videos.bnd.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=131196101

In college (fsu) I parked near the black student union, and was approached by some black girls saying "Those spaces are only for black students." I pointed to the parking code sign, and said, "Uh, no, this is general student parking. Anyone can park here." They then called me a "white piece of shiat" and threatened to key my car. I said nothing and just moved to a different lot.

I was wildly liberal and very pc at the time, so I was quite perturbed by the whole experience.


Exactly. The whole impression I pull from all these incidents is that it's just random racial hatred, and it blows my mind, especially coming from a 98% white high school that vigorously promoted tolerance and racial unity (don't ask, it was just as annoying as you think it is). It makes me just want to throw up my hands and scream "WHAT THE FARK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! I DIDN'T DO IT! MY ANCESTORS WERE VIKINGS AND I'M A FOURTH GENERATION IMMIGRANT! I DIDN'T DO IT!!!"

Though honestly, my tolerance is about shot for this kind of behavior. I'd really like to carry weaponry more openly to discourage this sort of nonsense, but this is frowned upon. Is there some sort of repellant for ghetto black women, since they're the only ones aside from the occasional pushy guy that gives me shiat?

/kidding
/kind of
/maybe it's like the cats, and they don't like citrus?
2012-04-06 08:54:28 PM  
1 votes:

retrograde: Aloy: Is that what it is? I wished they'd just come out and say that, as it's hard to get that impression from some towering, flailing, incomprehensibly screaming ghetto biatch. I just figured they were batshiat nuts (and admittedly, still do).

It's called empathy. Put yourself in their shoes. Sense the fear, shame and sorrow behind the aggression.



That's your theory. It is not fact.
2012-04-06 08:31:29 PM  
1 votes:

retrograde: People are not all alike. Soccer moms don't hold up liquor stores. Middle Eastern men do not burn down black churches in Alabama. Hasidic Jews don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers. Inner city youth do not loot billions from the savings and loan industry.Old ladies do not beat and kick homeless men to death. Young white males do not poison lonely widowers with tainted jam and empty their bank accounts. Lower class black women do have a tendency to act out in public places. They feel powerless and inferior and so overreact to anything they consider disrespect. It's not racist to notice this. It's a fact.


Perhaps. But it is racist to ascribe such behavior to the fact that that someone is lower class and black, when in reality the behavior is a result of said person being an asshole with an inferiority complex and a short temper.
2012-04-06 08:29:38 PM  
1 votes:

Aloy: the expression on my face".



We white people can be very careless about the expressions we choose for our faces. Some of them are hateful to people that come from a slavery background. It's one more thing we need to work on.
2012-04-06 08:22:02 PM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?


FTFY. Seriously, I realize it's the ghetto ones, not all the black women, but those ghetto biatches are nuts. Since I started commuting back and forth to our fine local community college, I've been screamed at by no less than 6 of them, one totally randomly over a parking spot, and the other five apparently over me being female, white, and "the expression on my face". That's all I can make out in the slurry they screech at me. It's to the point where stories like this do not at all surprise me, and their behavior is almost always completely unprovoked and extremely aggressive.

Oh, and in case anyone hasn't posted it yet, crappy video of the incident here:
http://videos.bnd.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=131196101
2012-04-06 07:45:06 PM  
1 votes:
Meh... it's Red Lobster...the food is decent...but in the end, it's really just a fancy McDonald's for seafood. Gets the job done in a pinch, but completely generic. EXCEPT for one thing:

Everyone knows the real draw here is the Cheddar Bay biscuits. Sweet Christ, is there anything as delicious?

I came up with the perfect diabolical cheapo dinner plan recently: order a bowl of clam chowder, and nothing else.

I did so, and spent a total of 5.62 (with tax) on my DINNER...that's right - dinner at Red Lobster for 5.62, for which I paid 10 dollars and let the waiter keep the change, leaving a net cost of 10.00 for the meal. I felt the tip was entitled, as the waiter brought a HUGE basket of biscuits (8 total) instead of the usual 3-4, so I didn't even have to ask for seconds. I made sure to ask for "plenty of those biscuits" (with a knowing wink and a nod) when ordering.
2012-04-06 07:34:40 PM  
1 votes:
Looked her up. She is indeed attractive and successful.

/owes self $10
2012-04-06 06:53:41 PM  
1 votes:

DavidVincent: The media makes the assumption that only white people can be racist. They promote the image of the racist white and blacks as victims. Until that changes, more and more whites will become what you term "racist". Race issues presented by the national media have become a joke.

'This is for Trayvon. Kill that white': Six youths 'beat man, 78, in alleged racial revenge attack'

*crickets*


What's your point? Ignorant, racists assholes are ignorant, racist assholes, regardless of genetics, and regardless of "the media." If all it takes to turn someone racist is that they can't think for themselves and are prone to let media coverage sway their views of large swaths of their fellow human beings, they're ignorant assholes.

Racism by blacks not getting the attention you think it deserves doesn't justify racism by whites.

Besides that, your example is pointless. The same thing happened tenfold after 9/11 with several incidents of white people attacking others they thought looked like arabs. So you've cherry-picked one incident where a bunch of black assholes did the same thing to a white person. So what? Assholes racists are asshole racists. Period.
2012-04-06 06:46:37 PM  
1 votes:

DavidVincent: MadAzza: What these women are accused of is disgusting. But what some of you are saying is really making me sick.

It's really never going to end, is it?

Where in the world has it ended? Not just black/white. Serbs and Croats, Hutsus and tutsi and on and on. This is why nations evolved. So like people could live together, build borders and try and get along with the neighboring peoples.
The only thing that will work is a return to a segregated society or a boot-on-the-head authoritarian society. Now, too late, we understand why Sadam ran Iraq like he did. He had to keep the Sunnis, shiates and Kurds living together in one (artificial) nation.


In many ways society has self-segregated. Metaphorically speaking, we by and large still use different water fountains, they just aren't labelled as such.
2012-04-06 06:19:29 PM  
1 votes:
This thread keeps getting shorter...
2012-04-06 06:17:14 PM  
1 votes:
What these women are accused of is disgusting. But what some of you are saying is really making me sick.

It's really never going to end, is it?
2012-04-06 06:02:38 PM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?


Sense of entitlement.
2012-04-06 05:59:45 PM  
1 votes:
www.magnificentbastard.com

"farking savages."
2012-04-06 05:53:53 PM  
1 votes:

RibbyK: 9beers: Waiting for farkers to blame their actions on social-economic challenges faced by the black community. systemic racism.

FTFY
/Whatever the fark that is, but I heard it on CNN.


It's the term for a condition that affects poultry, wherein their leukocytes spontaneously attack their leg muscles.
2012-04-06 05:14:06 PM  
1 votes:
What a creepy thread.
2012-04-06 05:06:44 PM  
1 votes:

nopokerface: I don't know why, but this is the funniest sh*t I've read all day.


probably because my review of red lobster is oddly out of place in this stromfront like thread.
2012-04-06 05:05:19 PM  
1 votes:
Ah, Fairview Heights, gateway to East St. Louis.
2012-04-06 05:00:35 PM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?


Wife and I saw 2 go off on the poor little guy at the "Cinnabon" at the mall one day. Even the mall rent-a-cops were terrified of them. Then the local police showed up and took them down and out. The mall erupted with applause.
2012-04-06 04:47:58 PM  
1 votes:

thirdful: These are the type of people that should not be allowed to mingle with the general public. Also I noticed they mention all 4 attacked but only 1 charged? 1 person getting out of control like that in public I can see that. Instead of the 3 other friends keeping her in check they help beat some lady who brings them food? All 4 really thought this was a great idea?


She just didn't turn in her friends. The last line of the article says tips found the other 3, and charges are pending most likely.
2012-04-06 04:46:08 PM  
1 votes:
I recently ate at a red lobster with a gift card we got a year or two ago as a present. I had surf and turf, the snow crab was fine, those biscuits you are all talking about were good and the steak was mediocre, you could tell it was sitting in preservatives in one of those vacubags. All in all though not a bad meal for the price, wouldn't go out of my way to eat there but I wouldn't object if I was with a group and that is where they wanted to go.
2012-04-06 04:43:34 PM  
1 votes:
Classy indeed!

I never understood why people have the need to "keep it real" when it comes to stupid crap like this. What should have happened is the party of four complain to the manager, possibly get a free meal out of it, then continue on with their lives...now they will more than likely go to jail over something so trivial.

I hope it was worth it.
2012-04-06 04:42:40 PM  
1 votes:
Was this one of the women? (new window)

Did she get the lemonade this time?
2012-04-06 04:41:16 PM  
1 votes:
Well, at least it's not a tipping thread now. Oh, and puncher is exactly what you expect, per her FB account she works at Target, so I am sure she was just keeping it real.
2012-04-06 04:40:36 PM  
1 votes:
i1127.photobucket.com

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2012-04-06 04:35:36 PM  
1 votes:
Ania Wilkes of Ferguson, Mo., is charged with aggravated battery and mob action.

Is that another one of those "pile it on" charges that's just there to be the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony?
2012-04-06 03:38:12 PM  
1 votes:
You'd expect this sort of thing at an Olive Garden, not a Red Lobster

I don't see why not. They're both Darden restaurants.
2012-04-06 03:24:36 PM  
1 votes:
They should've gone here
i569.photobucket.com
2012-04-06 02:47:47 PM  
1 votes:
Typical.
 
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