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(Quad City Times)   Four women arrested for attacking their waitress after she brought them the wrong lunch order. You'd expect this sort of thing at an Olive Garden, not a Red Lobster   (qctimes.com) divider line 209
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2012-04-06 07:02:34 PM  
i think what the women did to that waitress is terrible.

also, i think my posts getting summarily deleted is terrible.

delete awaaaaaaaaay
 
2012-04-06 07:05:03 PM  

Falcon Hunter: 6655321: Wanted for questioning.


[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

The one on the left is wanted for much more than "questioning."

Hell, I'd pick her up for smuggling...if you know what I mean.

A better picture of her.

upload.wikimedia.org

Thanks for the response. She is Kat Dennings- presently starring in Two Broke Girls.

 
2012-04-06 07:06:37 PM  

6655321: Falcon Hunter: 6655321: Wanted for questioning.


[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

The one on the left is wanted for much more than "questioning."

Hell, I'd pick her up for smuggling...if you know what I mean.

A better picture of her.



Thanks for the response. She is Kat Dennings- presently starring in Two Broke Girls.


Damn! Did those things get bigger?
 
2012-04-06 07:12:25 PM  

6655321: Falcon Hunter: 6655321:
Thanks for the response. She is Kat Dennings- presently starring in Two Broke Girls.


I feel sorry for women. Not all can have such talent. Talent as in having the genes to be thin, pretty and with enormous breasts. Then they have to watch us men go apeshiat over chicks like that. Is there a sex tape out on her?
 
2012-04-06 07:13:55 PM  

MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: cmb53208: sandi_fish: Well, at least it's not a tipping thread now. Oh.

India, China, and the Middle East produce the worst tippers.

Now it's a tipping thread

Black people and school teachers top the chart on bad American tipper. (We won't go into the whole black-school teacher category.) Followed closely by All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet type diner, Tiger Woods and general assholes.

NOW it's a tipping thread.

After recently returning to part time bartending, I was kind of shocked about the teacher thing. One on one they tip OK, but in a group, usually very little.
/I, of course, over tip, but that's another story.


I went back to school and started driving a hotel guest shuttle, and of course much of my pay is tips. Your mileage may vary but here are my experiences: the black people I deal with by and large tip well. Grad students interviewing for higher postions don't tip at all; which hacks me off becuase folks with less education (and income) nearly always tip better. The evil Messicans that are supposedly here to take our jerbs also tip well

But the all time shiatty tipper champions come from India and China, and I think they're competing with one another for the title. Again your mileage may vary
 
2012-04-06 07:13:56 PM  

Diogenes: You'd expect this sort of thing at an Olive Garden, not a Red Lobster

I don't see why not. They're both Darden restaurants.


thespeakeasy.net
 
2012-04-06 07:18:35 PM  
Lemme guess...these are four women who are absolute losers in every way imaginable. The only power they have in their miserable little lives is to have people waitstaff at Shiathole Restaurant, Inc., and perhaps as assistant dog-catcher-caller for their HOA.
 
2012-04-06 07:23:14 PM  
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2012-04-06 07:29:50 PM  

Headso: I recently ate at a red lobster with a gift card we got a year or two ago as a present. I had surf and turf, the snow crab was fine, those biscuits you are all talking about were good and the steak was mediocre, you could tell it was sitting in preservatives in one of those vacubags. All in all though not a bad meal for the price, wouldn't go out of my way to eat there but I wouldn't object if I was with a group and that is where they wanted to go.


This is seriously meme-worthy. I can't stop laughing! I love you so much right now.
 
2012-04-06 07:30:20 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: My god, this thread a goldmine for farkying racists and simpletons. I genuinely thank you all for wearing your willful ignorance on your sleeves.


You're welcome, but you can't see my sleeves because if you could, you'd only see buttons and snots.
/We don't cotton to no name-callin' in these here parts so STFU, pretty please, with sprinkles.
 
2012-04-06 07:34:40 PM  
Looked her up. She is indeed attractive and successful.

/owes self $10
 
2012-04-06 07:38:07 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: buttcat: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: buttcat: Classy indeed!

I never understood why people have the need to "keep it real" when it comes to stupid crap like this. What should have happened is the party of four complain to the manager, possibly get a free meal out of it, then continue on with their lives...now they will more than likely go to jail over something so trivial.

I hope it was worth it.

Oh, now we're getting life-lessons from someone called 'buttcat' from Fort Rucker, ALABAMA!?!?!

Please do not confuse me being stationed in AL with being from AL.

It's worse...I was born in South FL.

Naw, just rattling your chain. There's a former Rucker CO in the woodpile...we try not to talk about it. :-)

Sorry about the South FL thing, though.


Thanks... =(
 
2012-04-06 07:39:45 PM  
She's from montana! Well maybe she will be... (checks article) O what the hell.
 
2012-04-06 07:42:12 PM  
... maybe its because of shiat LIKE THIS that black folk can't walk around at night in hoodies.
 
2012-04-06 07:43:34 PM  

Yogimus: ... maybe its because of shiat LIKE THIS that black folk can't walk around at night in hoodies.


Were you born stupid/
 
2012-04-06 07:44:44 PM  
Wait...what does Tori Amos have to do with this?
 
2012-04-06 07:45:06 PM  
Meh... it's Red Lobster...the food is decent...but in the end, it's really just a fancy McDonald's for seafood. Gets the job done in a pinch, but completely generic. EXCEPT for one thing:

Everyone knows the real draw here is the Cheddar Bay biscuits. Sweet Christ, is there anything as delicious?

I came up with the perfect diabolical cheapo dinner plan recently: order a bowl of clam chowder, and nothing else.

I did so, and spent a total of 5.62 (with tax) on my DINNER...that's right - dinner at Red Lobster for 5.62, for which I paid 10 dollars and let the waiter keep the change, leaving a net cost of 10.00 for the meal. I felt the tip was entitled, as the waiter brought a HUGE basket of biscuits (8 total) instead of the usual 3-4, so I didn't even have to ask for seconds. I made sure to ask for "plenty of those biscuits" (with a knowing wink and a nod) when ordering.
 
2012-04-06 07:45:50 PM  

thamike: Yogimus: ... maybe its because of shiat LIKE THIS that black folk can't walk around at night in hoodies.

Were you born stupid/


Nope. Bootstrapped.
 
2012-04-06 07:50:30 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: DavidVincent: MadAzza: What these women are accused of is disgusting. But what some of you are saying is really making me sick.

It's really never going to end, is it?

Where in the world has it ended? Not just black/white. Serbs and Croats, Hutsus and tutsi and on and on. This is why nations evolved. So like people could live together, build borders and try and get along with the neighboring peoples.
The only thing that will work is a return to a segregated society or a boot-on-the-head authoritarian society. Now, too late, we understand why Sadam ran Iraq like he did. He had to keep the Sunnis, shiates and Kurds living together in one (artificial) nation.

In many ways society has self-segregated. Metaphorically speaking, we by and large still use different water fountains, they just aren't labelled as such.


Well, yeah, boys have cooties!
 
2012-04-06 07:53:50 PM  
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This won't be the first thread I've seen this happen to
 
2012-04-06 07:56:20 PM  

One Bad Apple: [www.evenews247.com image 640x390]


This won't be the first thread I've seen this happen to


Too bad I've already eaten, because tacos sound good.
 
2012-04-06 08:00:30 PM  

darghon: OtherLittleGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: People take those all-you-can-eat breadsticks cheddar biscuits pretty damned seriously


ftfy

/and damn straight

2 cups bisquick
1/2 cup cold water
3/4 cup shredded cheddar
butter
garlic powder
italian seasonings

1. Heat oven 450
2. combine bisquick, water and cheese
3. roll out on flour coated surface until about 1" thick
4. cut and put on ungreased pan
5. melt butter and mix with spices, brush biscuits
6. bake 8-10 mins

Super easy and good cheddar biscuits, takes like 15 mins and makes about 15 good sized biscuits

/your welcome


Actually, this recipe is slightly incorrect. You need a little bit of Old Bay seasoning. Hence the name "Cheddar Bay Biscuits."

Buddy of mine's a bit of a cook and narrowed the recipes down from online - all of them were missing something. A few (super delicious!) taste tests and it occurred to us that what was missing was Old Bay seasoning. Add that and they taste EXACTLY like the Red Lobster ones.

/you're welcome
 
2012-04-06 08:03:28 PM  
They should have an entree of just skrimps and grits with those biscuits of theirs, it would sell like Cheddar Bay biscuits.
 
2012-04-06 08:04:27 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'm guessing she didn't get a tip, either.


Black people don't tip.

/was a waiter for many years
 
2012-04-06 08:06:20 PM  
People are not all alike. Soccer moms don't hold up liquor stores. Middle Eastern men do not burn down black churches in Alabama. Hasidic Jews don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers. Inner city youth do not loot billions from the savings and loan industry.Old ladies do not beat and kick homeless men to death. Young white males do not poison lonely widowers with tainted jam and empty their bank accounts. Lower class black women do have a tendency to act out in public places. They feel powerless and inferior and so overreact to anything they consider disrespect. It's not racist to notice this. It's a fact.
 
2012-04-06 08:08:15 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: In many ways society has self-segregated. Metaphorically speaking, we by and large still use different water fountains, they just aren't labelled as such.



As the saying goes, integration exists in the time period after the first black moves in and up until the last white moves out.
 
2012-04-06 08:09:35 PM  

retrograde: People are not all alike. Soccer moms don't hold up liquor stores. Middle Eastern men do not burn down black churches in Alabama. Hasidic Jews don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers. Inner city youth do not loot billions from the savings and loan industry.Old ladies do not beat and kick homeless men to death. Young white males do not poison lonely widowers with tainted jam and empty their bank accounts. Lower class black women do have a tendency to act out in public places. They feel powerless and inferior and so overreact to anything they consider disrespect. It's not racist to notice this. It's a fact.


I'm guessing your post has a 72% chance of being deleted the way things are vanishing tonight.
 
2012-04-06 08:11:43 PM  

retrograde: Lower class black women do have a tendency to act out in public places. They feel powerless and inferior and so overreact to anything they consider disrespect It's Whitey's fault.


just kidding.
 
2012-04-06 08:17:04 PM  

retrograde: People are not all alike. Soccer moms don't hold up liquor stores. Middle Eastern men do not burn down black churches in Alabama. Hasidic Jews don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers. Inner city youth do not loot billions from the savings and loan industry.Old ladies do not beat and kick homeless men to death. Young white males do not poison lonely widowers with tainted jam and empty their bank accounts. Lower class black women do have a tendency to act out in public places. They feel powerless and inferior and so overreact to anything they consider disrespect. It's not racist to notice this. It's a fact.


Sorry, but I cannot tell if you're simply trolling or just passionate?
/Perhaps both?
//With some refinement, however, I largely agree.
 
2012-04-06 08:17:49 PM  

FizixJunkee: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'm guessing she didn't get a tip, either.

Black people don't tip.

/was a waiter for many years


I get the stereotype and all, but

Oprah tips. Will Smith tips. Carl Lewis tips. Clarence Williams III tips. Halle Berry tips. Whoopie Golberg tips. Don Cheadle tips. Eartha Kitt tipped. Tisha Campbell tips. Malcolm Jamal Warner tips. Dr. Dre tips. Snoop Dogg tips. Shirley Bassey tips. Whitney Houston tipped. Shall I go on, Omnipresent Waiter?
 
2012-04-06 08:20:47 PM  

thamike: Oprah tips. Will Smith tips. Carl Lewis tips. Clarence Williams III tips. Halle Berry tips. Whoopie Golberg tips. Don Cheadle tips. Eartha Kitt tipped. Tisha Campbell tips. Malcolm Jamal Warner tips. Dr. Dre tips. Snoop Dogg tips. Shirley Bassey tips. Whitney Houston tipped.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-04-06 08:21:36 PM  

thamike: FizixJunkee: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'm guessing she didn't get a tip, either.

Black people don't tip.

/was a waiter for many years

I get the stereotype and all, but

Oprah tips. Will Smith tips. Carl Lewis tips. Clarence Williams III tips. Halle Berry tips. Whoopie Golberg tips. Don Cheadle tips. Eartha Kitt tipped. Tisha Campbell tips. Malcolm Jamal Warner tips. Dr. Dre tips. Snoop Dogg tips. Shirley Bassey tips. Whitney Houston tipped.
Shall I go on, Omnipresent Waiter?


Direct evidence or hearsay? It's impotent.
 
2012-04-06 08:21:55 PM  

retrograde: People are not all alike. Soccer moms don't hold up liquor stores. Middle Eastern men do not burn down black churches in Alabama. Hasidic Jews don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers. Inner city youth do not loot billions from the savings and loan industry.Old ladies do not beat and kick homeless men to death. Young white males do not poison lonely widowers with tainted jam and empty their bank accounts. Lower class black women do have a tendency to act out in public places. They feel powerless and inferior and so overreact to anything they consider disrespect. It's not racist to notice this. It's a fact.


That's profiling.

And therefore it must be racist, bigoted and wrong. I'm sure if you look hard enough, there are vicious gangs of Hell's Grannies abusing healthy young men all over the world, and we just don't hear about it because of institutionalized ageism.
 
2012-04-06 08:22:02 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?


FTFY. Seriously, I realize it's the ghetto ones, not all the black women, but those ghetto biatches are nuts. Since I started commuting back and forth to our fine local community college, I've been screamed at by no less than 6 of them, one totally randomly over a parking spot, and the other five apparently over me being female, white, and "the expression on my face". That's all I can make out in the slurry they screech at me. It's to the point where stories like this do not at all surprise me, and their behavior is almost always completely unprovoked and extremely aggressive.

Oh, and in case anyone hasn't posted it yet, crappy video of the incident here:
http://videos.bnd.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=131196101
 
2012-04-06 08:24:15 PM  

thamike: Dr. Dre tips.


Dr. Dre does not tip though he sometimes does discounted operations.
 
2012-04-06 08:24:45 PM  

RibbyK: Direct evidence or hearsay? It's impotent.


Direct experience. If I supplied evidence (which I wouldn't even if I had it) it would be in direct conflict with the Fark rules.

/Seriously, though, I speak the truth from direct experience.
//Mike Tyson also tips A LOT. But he uses a team of liaisons that he tries to kill every once in awhile.
 
2012-04-06 08:26:38 PM  

BeerGraduate: thamike: Dr. Dre tips.

Dr. Dre does not tip though he sometimes does discounted operations.


You're thinking of Dr. Dreyfus. He TAKES tips.
 
2012-04-06 08:29:38 PM  

Aloy: the expression on my face".



We white people can be very careless about the expressions we choose for our faces. Some of them are hateful to people that come from a slavery background. It's one more thing we need to work on.
 
2012-04-06 08:30:44 PM  

DavidVincent: 100 Watt Walrus: My god, this thread a goldmine for farkying racists and simpletons. I genuinely thank you all for wearing your willful ignorance on your sleeves.


The media makes the assumption that only white people can be racist. They promote the image of the racist white and blacks as victims. Until that changes, more and more whites will become what you term "racist". Race issues presented by the national media have become a joke.

'This is for Trayvon. Kill that white': Six youths 'beat man, 78, in alleged racial revenge attack'

*crickets*


FTA: Three youths have been charged in connection with the attack, Fox Toledo reported. Two of the youths, who have not been identified, were charged with one count of robbery.

The third was charged with disorderly conduct. Detectives have said they are not treating the case as a hate crime.


Aaaand this right here is the problem. Every single one of those "youths" shouldn't see the light of day for the next 20 or so years, serving time for hate crimes and aggravated assault.
 
2012-04-06 08:31:29 PM  

retrograde: People are not all alike. Soccer moms don't hold up liquor stores. Middle Eastern men do not burn down black churches in Alabama. Hasidic Jews don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers. Inner city youth do not loot billions from the savings and loan industry.Old ladies do not beat and kick homeless men to death. Young white males do not poison lonely widowers with tainted jam and empty their bank accounts. Lower class black women do have a tendency to act out in public places. They feel powerless and inferior and so overreact to anything they consider disrespect. It's not racist to notice this. It's a fact.


Perhaps. But it is racist to ascribe such behavior to the fact that that someone is lower class and black, when in reality the behavior is a result of said person being an asshole with an inferiority complex and a short temper.
 
2012-04-06 08:32:39 PM  
Red Lobster is the only restaurant I've ever walked out of. I felt so sick after the 5 alarm heartburn margarita and the disgusting appetizer that I wasn't staying for the entree'. Having grown up in a commercial fishing family having hour old fish for dinner I can only imagine how far the main dish would've made me projectile vomit.
/Olive Garden is on the same level
 
2012-04-06 08:33:14 PM  

thamike: You're thinking of Dr. Dreyfus. He TAKES tips.


In honor of the Passover holiday I hereby award you with 3 Internets a smart AND a funny.
 
2012-04-06 08:34:09 PM  

Aloy: DavidVincent: 100 Watt Walrus: My god, this thread a goldmine for farkying racists and simpletons. I genuinely thank you all for wearing your willful ignorance on your sleeves.


The media makes the assumption that only white people can be racist. They promote the image of the racist white and blacks as victims. Until that changes, more and more whites will become what you term "racist". Race issues presented by the national media have become a joke.

'This is for Trayvon. Kill that white': Six youths 'beat man, 78, in alleged racial revenge attack'

*crickets*

FTA: Three youths have been charged in connection with the attack, Fox Toledo reported. Two of the youths, who have not been identified, were charged with one count of robbery.

The third was charged with disorderly conduct. Detectives have said they are not treating the case as a hate crime.

Aaaand this right here is the problem. Every single one of those "youths" shouldn't see the light of day for the next 20 or so years, serving time for hate crimes and aggravated assault.



I don't care about them being arrested. The national media created the furor that led directly to this 78 year old man getting a beating. They should promote this story to illustrate the injustice of revenge beatings and killings. It should be a time for "national soul-searching"
 
2012-04-06 08:36:43 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: Perhaps. But it is racist to ascribe such behavior to the fact that that someone is lower class and black, when in reality the behavior is a result of said person being an asshole with an inferiority complex and a short temper.


That's like saying it's wrong to notice the sun rising in the east. A thing is or it is not. I think, given the experiences lower class black women as a class may have dealt with in their lives it may even be reasonable for them to believe that insult is intended when it is not. That doesn't make it right ... but at least it is understandable.
 
2012-04-06 08:38:27 PM  

DavidVincent: I don't care about them being arrested. The national media created the furor that led directly to this 78 year old man getting a beating. They should promote this story to illustrate the injustice of revenge beatings and killings. It should be a time for "national soul-searching"


No, the elderly man himself mentioned Travvyon in an attempt to shame his attackers into halting the attack. His attackers were not all black by the way.
 
2012-04-06 08:38:31 PM  
 
2012-04-06 08:39:33 PM  

Aloy: DavidVincent: 100 Watt Walrus: My god, this thread a goldmine for farkying racists and simpletons. I genuinely thank you all for wearing your willful ignorance on your sleeves.


The media makes the assumption that only white people can be racist. They promote the image of the racist white and blacks as victims. Until that changes, more and more whites will become what you term "racist". Race issues presented by the national media have become a joke.

'This is for Trayvon. Kill that white': Six youths 'beat man, 78, in alleged racial revenge attack'

*crickets*

FTA: Three youths have been charged in connection with the attack, Fox Toledo reported. Two of the youths, who have not been identified, were charged with one count of robbery.

The third was charged with disorderly conduct. Detectives have said they are not treating the case as a hate crime.

Aaaand this right here is the problem. Every single one of those "youths" shouldn't see the light of day for the next 20 or so years, serving time for hate crimes and aggravated assault.


Actually, this started as a typical mugging and it was the victim that initially brought up Trayvon. I suppose you could argue it became a hate crime once the thugs responded verbally with more about Trayvon, but the initial motive was robbery with a dash of assault. Not sure if hate crimes are charged by initial motive or if they can "evolve" into one. I failed my Fark Bar exam.
 
2012-04-06 08:40:15 PM  

jagarr: olive garden is gross every time i go there. my family LOVES it. i don't get it. and i LOVE junk and fast food. wendys and sonic are my kryptonite. but olive garden? no thanks.


img252.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-06 08:41:06 PM  

Aloy: TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?

FTFY. Seriously, I realize it's the ghetto ones, not all the black women, but those ghetto biatches are nuts. Since I started commuting back and forth to our fine local community college, I've been screamed at by no less than 6 of them, one totally randomly over a parking spot, and the other five apparently over me being female, white, and "the expression on my face". That's all I can make out in the slurry they screech at me. It's to the point where stories like this do not at all surprise me, and their behavior is almost always completely unprovoked and extremely aggressive.

Oh, and in case anyone hasn't posted it yet, crappy video of the incident here:
http://videos.bnd.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=131196101


In college (fsu) I parked near the black student union, and was approached by some black girls saying "Those spaces are only for black students." I pointed to the parking code sign, and said, "Uh, no, this is general student parking. Anyone can park here." They then called me a "white piece of shiat" and threatened to key my car. I said nothing and just moved to a different lot.

I was wildly liberal and very pc at the time, so I was quite perturbed by the whole experience.
 
2012-04-06 08:45:32 PM  
They should replace Rev. Sharpton with Pastor Manning. I would order cable for that.
 
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