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(Quad City Times)   Four women arrested for attacking their waitress after she brought them the wrong lunch order. You'd expect this sort of thing at an Olive Garden, not a Red Lobster   (qctimes.com) divider line 209
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2012-04-06 02:47:47 PM
Typical.
 
2012-04-06 02:59:50 PM
So much effort to replace the words "i didn't get the crab."
 
2012-04-06 03:02:44 PM
We need photos of the battered server and her lacking-table manners assailents.
 
2012-04-06 03:24:36 PM
They should've gone here
i569.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-06 03:29:18 PM
People take those all-you-can-eat breadsticks pretty damned seriously
 
2012-04-06 03:36:56 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: People take those all-you-can-eat breadsticks cheddar biscuits pretty damned seriously



ftfy

/and damn straight
 
2012-04-06 03:38:12 PM
You'd expect this sort of thing at an Olive Garden, not a Red Lobster

I don't see why not. They're both Darden restaurants.
 
2012-04-06 04:02:04 PM
Sounds more Waffle House-y to me.
 
2012-04-06 04:29:29 PM

nopokerface: Sounds more Waffle House-y to me.


Q: What's got 8 legs and 3 teeth?

A: The night shift at the Jacksonville Waffle House.
 
2012-04-06 04:34:27 PM
Your Order
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-04-06 04:35:36 PM
Ania Wilkes of Ferguson, Mo., is charged with aggravated battery and mob action.

Is that another one of those "pile it on" charges that's just there to be the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony?
 
2012-04-06 04:35:51 PM
Red Lobster is right in front of Costco. This is EXACTLY what I expect.
 
2012-04-06 04:38:12 PM
This seems strangely repeat-alicious.
 
2012-04-06 04:39:02 PM
Thanks to subby, it's that TIME AGAIN !!!!!

img.photobucket.com

CHAIN RESTAURANT THREAD (or my hole in the wall is better than your corporate robo Sysco food)
 
2012-04-06 04:39:39 PM
They sound fat
 
2012-04-06 04:40:10 PM
FTA: one woman threw a drink in the waitress' face before all four at the table punched and pushed the waitress

What they left out was she was wearing a short skirt and thus asking for it.
Did she stand her ground?
 
2012-04-06 04:40:30 PM

AcneVulgaris: Red Lobster is right in front of Costco. This is EXACTLY what I expect.


WTF do you have against Costco?!
 
2012-04-06 04:40:36 PM
i1127.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2012-04-06 04:40:49 PM

Nina Haagen Dazs: They should've gone here
[i569.photobucket.com image 383x383]


Edumacated guess?
 
2012-04-06 04:40:56 PM

DanZero: CHAIN RESTAURANT THREAD (or my hole in the wall is better than your corporate robo Sysco food)


It may be robo Sysco food. I don't give a damn. Those cheddar biscuits are damned tasty.
 
2012-04-06 04:41:16 PM
Well, at least it's not a tipping thread now. Oh, and puncher is exactly what you expect, per her FB account she works at Target, so I am sure she was just keeping it real.
 
2012-04-06 04:42:29 PM
WRONG (mediocore)FOOD ORDER!
 
2012-04-06 04:42:40 PM
Was this one of the women? (new window)

Did she get the lemonade this time?
 
2012-04-06 04:43:12 PM
So is this common? I wouldn't think that four African-American women would be so destructive in public.
 
2012-04-06 04:43:34 PM
Classy indeed!

I never understood why people have the need to "keep it real" when it comes to stupid crap like this. What should have happened is the party of four complain to the manager, possibly get a free meal out of it, then continue on with their lives...now they will more than likely go to jail over something so trivial.

I hope it was worth it.
 
2012-04-06 04:43:54 PM

dv-ous: This seems strangely repeat-alicious.


It probably is since the attack happened on December 30th.
 
2012-04-06 04:46:08 PM
I recently ate at a red lobster with a gift card we got a year or two ago as a present. I had surf and turf, the snow crab was fine, those biscuits you are all talking about were good and the steak was mediocre, you could tell it was sitting in preservatives in one of those vacubags. All in all though not a bad meal for the price, wouldn't go out of my way to eat there but I wouldn't object if I was with a group and that is where they wanted to go.
 
2012-04-06 04:46:17 PM
These are the type of people that should not be allowed to mingle with the general public. Also I noticed they mention all 4 attacked but only 1 charged? 1 person getting out of control like that in public I can see that. Instead of the 3 other friends keeping her in check they help beat some lady who brings them food? All 4 really thought this was a great idea?
 
2012-04-06 04:47:53 PM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-04-06 04:47:58 PM

thirdful: These are the type of people that should not be allowed to mingle with the general public. Also I noticed they mention all 4 attacked but only 1 charged? 1 person getting out of control like that in public I can see that. Instead of the 3 other friends keeping her in check they help beat some lady who brings them food? All 4 really thought this was a great idea?


She just didn't turn in her friends. The last line of the article says tips found the other 3, and charges are pending most likely.
 
2012-04-06 04:48:36 PM

Headso: I recently ate at a red lobster with a gift card we got a year or two ago as a present. I had surf and turf, the snow crab was fine, those biscuits you are all talking about were good and the steak was mediocre, you could tell it was sitting in preservatives in one of those vacubags. All in all though not a bad meal for the price, wouldn't go out of my way to eat there but I wouldn't object if I was with a group and that is where they wanted to go.


I don't know why, but this is the funniest sh*t I've read all day.
 
2012-04-06 04:49:41 PM

OtherLittleGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: People take those all-you-can-eat breadsticks cheddar biscuits pretty damned seriously


ftfy

/and damn straight


2 cups bisquick
1/2 cup cold water
3/4 cup shredded cheddar
butter
garlic powder
italian seasonings

1. Heat oven 450
2. combine bisquick, water and cheese
3. roll out on flour coated surface until about 1" thick
4. cut and put on ungreased pan
5. melt butter and mix with spices, brush biscuits
6. bake 8-10 mins

Super easy and good cheddar biscuits, takes like 15 mins and makes about 15 good sized biscuits

/your welcome
 
2012-04-06 04:50:38 PM

Witchyman: So is this common? I wouldn't think that four African-American women would be so destructive in public.


You've never been to Grant Park in the summer. Ouch!
 
2012-04-06 04:50:45 PM
Why such a a freakout for a wrong order? It's probably the most common mistake to happen in a restaurant and is easily corrected with a minimum of fuss.

"Here you are."
"That's not what I ordered."
"I'll take it back and bring you the dish you ordered."
"Thank you."
"No problem; it was our mistake, after all."

See? What's so hard about that?
 
2012-04-06 04:50:47 PM
Video here. (After an ad.)
 
2012-04-06 04:50:48 PM
It's funny because they're both Darden Restaurants.
 
2012-04-06 04:50:58 PM
Red Lobster biscuits are NOT trivial.


/C'mon people
//BISCUITS
 
2012-04-06 04:51:21 PM
Mmmm...lightly battered waitress.
 
2012-04-06 04:53:46 PM
One thing I wouldn't do is bang my mom. Because she looks too much like me.
 
2012-04-06 04:54:51 PM
olive garden is gross every time i go there. my family LOVES it. i don't get it. and i LOVE junk and fast food. wendys and sonic are my kryptonite. but olive garden? no thanks.
 
2012-04-06 04:54:56 PM

Somaticasual: Ania Wilkes of Ferguson, Mo., is charged with aggravated battery and mob action.

Is that another one of those "pile it on" charges that's just there to be the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony?


She might have been inciting her friends to attack the waitress. But yeah. What it's there for is not to increase the charge from a misdemeanor to a felony (since they're separate charges and agg. battery is often a felony anyway) but to give the dumbass woman a more serious charge so the plea bargain will look attractive.
 
2012-04-06 04:56:19 PM
What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?
 
2012-04-06 04:58:17 PM

TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?


Slavery.
 
2012-04-06 04:59:43 PM
nopokerface: Sounds more Waffle House-y to me.

Q: What's got 8 legs and 3 teeth?

A: The night shift at the Jacksonville Waffle House.

THE Waffle House? My hometown of Vicksburg, MS had three or four of them, and that's a MUCH smaller town than Jacksonville. PSSHHHH
 
2012-04-06 05:00:35 PM

TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?


Wife and I saw 2 go off on the poor little guy at the "Cinnabon" at the mall one day. Even the mall rent-a-cops were terrified of them. Then the local police showed up and took them down and out. The mall erupted with applause.
 
2012-04-06 05:01:39 PM

9beers: Waiting for farkers to blame their actions on social-economic challenges faced by the black community. systemic racism.


FTFY
/Whatever the fark that is, but I heard it on CNN.
 
2012-04-06 05:03:30 PM
Wanted for questioning.


i.huffpost.com
 
2012-04-06 05:05:19 PM
Ah, Fairview Heights, gateway to East St. Louis.
 
2012-04-06 05:06:10 PM

Witchyman: TheDumbBlonde: What is it about black chicks losing their shiat in restaurants?

Slavery.


... and systemic racism.
 
2012-04-06 05:06:44 PM

nopokerface: I don't know why, but this is the funniest sh*t I've read all day.


probably because my review of red lobster is oddly out of place in this stromfront like thread.
 
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