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2012-04-06 02:36:33 PM  
This is absolutely not true, I spend it on much cheaper bourbon
 
2012-04-06 02:40:41 PM  
Really? Vodka? Cheap-ish vodka is the same as expensive vodka.
 
2012-04-06 02:57:40 PM  

Drew: This is absolutely not true, I spend it on much cheaper bourbon


Probably the funniest thing I'm gonna read all day. Thanks for the loud snort.
 
2012-04-06 03:00:10 PM  
$3,000.00 for a colorless, tasteless liquor?

/I'll take the cheap bourbon, too
 
2012-04-06 03:18:51 PM  

Drew: This is absolutely not true, I spend it on much cheaper bourbon


The rest on hookers and blow?
 
2012-04-06 03:26:59 PM  
"STOLI BABY!"
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-06 03:38:23 PM  
You'll spend that on well-swill vodka at a Vegas nightclub for "bottle service".

/I've said too much already...
 
2012-04-06 03:46:22 PM  

Drew: This is absolutely not true, I spend it on much cheaper bourbon


cheap bourbon is better than expensive vodka any day.
 
2012-04-06 03:50:54 PM  
Smell always reminds me of doctor's offices. I'll stick with whisky. Preferably under $3000/bottle.
 
2012-04-06 04:18:42 PM  
My current preferred vodka goes for under $20 a bottle, usually around $17.

Tito's FTW:
www.flavoreddelights.com

/hot like vodka's not.
 
2012-04-06 04:27:00 PM  
liquorama.biz
This was the last Vodka I had that really "wowed" me.
 
2012-04-06 04:51:11 PM  

Drew: This is absolutely not true, I spend it on much cheaper bourbon


So, you changed subby's img1.fark.net tag to img1.fark.net before greenlighting it, didn't you? bhonestk?
 
2012-04-06 04:54:36 PM  
I'm personally outraged that my hard-earned TF dollars are being spent on expensive corporate-greed 1%'er booze and not on helping out local entrepreneurs selling hookers and blow. I demand an apology.
 
2012-04-06 04:56:57 PM  

weave: I'm personally outraged that my hard-earned TF dollars are being spent on expensive corporate-greed 1%'er booze and not on helping out local entrepreneurs selling hookers and blow. I demand an apology.


You'll *hic* git over *hic* it. *BLLLARRRRGH*
 
2012-04-06 05:36:02 PM  
Not MY money.

/sponsored.
 
2012-04-06 05:36:46 PM  
www.greensbeverages.com

Srlsy? vodak? It's beyond me why anyone pays more than 15-20$ for a bottle of vodak. When I buy, I buy Stoli, if people want to use it as a mixer, I get something cheaper, but vodka is vodka. Anywhere, any brand. Bourbon and other types of whiskey, scotch and even rum at least give you different tastes. vodak?
 
2012-04-06 05:37:12 PM  
No he doesn't. He spends it on

steelesque.files.wordpress.com
steelesque.files.wordpress.com'S

and

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-04-06 05:37:47 PM  

Drew: This is absolutely not true, I spend it on much cheaper bourbon


I thought that was reserved for the moderators.
/Didn't think it was possible to use bourbon and "Absolute" in a vodka thread
 
2012-04-06 05:41:14 PM  

downstairs: Really? Vodka? Cheap-ish vodka is the same as expensive vodka.



I only buy from the bottom shelf. I'm classy.


/low-classy
 
2012-04-06 05:42:16 PM  
One thing comes to mind.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-06 05:42:52 PM  
The best vodka I've had is Rain. Grey Goose comes in a close second.

I usually buy Gordon's though. It's cheap, and I use it for mixing as well as in my airlock for my carboy.
 
2012-04-06 05:43:07 PM  

timujin: My current preferred vodka goes for under $20 a bottle, usually around $17.

Tito's FTW:


Holy shiat Tito's is good. Made in the USA in Austin Texas. Damn smooth vodka. Great by itself or as a mixer. Delicious.
 
2012-04-06 05:43:23 PM  
I believe he rolls it into toilet paper.
 
2012-04-06 05:47:16 PM  
Only one bottle in the country and you post a picture with two bottles?
 
2012-04-06 05:47:57 PM  
I like the stuff the Mormon spud farmers make in eastern Idaho. Teton Glacier. It's so quiet going down you can drink it like water from a mountain spring.
 
2012-04-06 05:49:30 PM  

timujin: My current preferred vodka goes for under $20 a bottle, usually around $17.

Tito's FTW:
[www.flavoreddelights.com image 300x452]

/hot like vodka's not.


Tito's is the best farking vodka in the world. It has very subtle undertones to it. And yes, voda is suppose to TASTE like something! None of this "ooh, the best vodka is just etoh and water and has no taste" bullshiat!

/Sorry, but I feel passionately about this.
 
2012-04-06 05:49:44 PM  

Mini Ditka: downstairs: Really? Vodka? Cheap-ish vodka is the same as expensive vodka.

I only buy from the bottom shelf. I'm classy.

/low-classy


Same here. *chugs from Fleischmanns bottle*
 
2012-04-06 05:49:51 PM  

Drew: This is absolutely not true, I spend it on much cheaper bourbon


Here Drew... Have one on me.

cigarandfinespirits.com
 
2012-04-06 05:51:06 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-06 05:52:19 PM  

sickb0y: vodka is vodka. Anywhere, any brand. Bourbon and other types of whiskey, scotch and even rum at least give you different tastes. vodak?


Different vodkas have different tastes, even those made from the same base materials. However, there's a lot more difference between, say, potato vodka and vodka made from wheat.
 
2012-04-06 05:53:23 PM  

timujin: sickb0y: vodka is vodka. Anywhere, any brand. Bourbon and other types of whiskey, scotch and even rum at least give you different tastes. vodak?

Different vodkas have different tastes, even those made from the same base materials. However, there's a lot more difference between, say, potato vodka and vodka made from wheat.


Or corn based.

//Yes, corn is in everything, including your vodak.
 
2012-04-06 05:54:46 PM  

"The astronomical price of a bottle is justified, says Stoli, by the type of water used. This particular water is sourced from the Himalayan mountains, from an underground reservoir that has been pooling fresh melted snow. The water is then combined with 100% winter wheat harvested from Russia's Tambov region. "


Lance: "Now this is Panda, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava, different, but equally good. And this is Choco from the Hartz Mountains of Germany. Now the first two are the same, forty-five an ounce - those are friend prices - but this one... (pointing to the Choco)...this one's a little more expensive. It's fifty-five. But when you shoot it, you'll know where that extra money went. Nothing wrong with the first two. It's real, real, real, good shiat. But this one's a farkin' madman."


img39.imageshack.us

 
2012-04-06 05:54:51 PM  
Also good stuff, and great for those people that think all vodkas taste the same:
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-06 05:57:09 PM  
FTA:
"So, how does it taste?" you ask.

Although you can't afford to know, I'll tell you.


Douchey article is douchey
 
2012-04-06 05:57:15 PM  

meat0918: timujin: sickb0y: vodka is vodka. Anywhere, any brand. Bourbon and other types of whiskey, scotch and even rum at least give you different tastes. vodak?

Different vodkas have different tastes, even those made from the same base materials. However, there's a lot more difference between, say, potato vodka and vodka made from wheat.

Or corn based.

//Yes, corn is in everything, including your vodak.


Sure, or rye, beets, sorghum or pretty much any grain or starch. I just used those two as examples...
 
2012-04-06 05:58:35 PM  

Ashrams: One thing comes to mind.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x184]


*Fap*
 
2012-04-06 05:58:53 PM  
I'm going to assume the truth is hookers and blow, or similar.
 
2012-04-06 06:02:21 PM  
www.writerscafe.org

+

www.brita.com
 
2012-04-06 06:05:24 PM  
He gets ready for the next party.
www.polyvore.com
 
2012-04-06 06:09:07 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2012-04-06 06:20:59 PM  

MONSTERTRUCK: I like the stuff the Mormon spud farmers make in eastern Idaho. Teton Glacier. It's so quiet going down you can drink it like water from a mountain spring.


As the grandson of one of those Mormon spud farmers, I thank you for your support
 
2012-04-06 06:30:11 PM  
I'll bet he buys 1.25 shrimp.
 
2012-04-06 06:30:59 PM  

BigLuca: timujin: My current preferred vodka goes for under $20 a bottle, usually around $17.

Tito's FTW:
[www.flavoreddelights.com image 300x452]

/hot like vodka's not.

Tito's is the best farking vodka in the world. It has very subtle undertones to it. And yes, voda is suppose to TASTE like something! None of this "ooh, the best vodka is just etoh and water and has no taste" bullshiat!

/Sorry, but I feel passionately about this.


Don't worry... you are not alone.

/ but usually drinks cheap vodak
 
2012-04-06 06:36:57 PM  

sharkbeagle: [www.writerscafe.org image 318x398]

+

[www.brita.com image 222x222]


This. It's absolutely true, run cheap vodka through a Brita filter a couple times and it becomes "good" vodka.
 
2012-04-06 06:39:23 PM  

downstairs: Really? Vodka? Cheap-ish vodka is the same as expensive vodka.


Not true. Not true at all. There's a HUGE difference between Popov and Ketel One.

/not an alcoholic
//they go to meetings
///*hic*
 
2012-04-06 06:52:17 PM  

Raging Thespian: sharkbeagle: [www.writerscafe.org image 318x398]

+

[www.brita.com image 222x222]

This. It's absolutely true, run cheap vodka through a Brita filter a couple times and it becomes "good" vodka.


No shiat, I'll have to try that.
 
2012-04-06 06:52:21 PM  
ftfa: My suite at Caesar's Palace

Pffffft, what a poseur. No apostrophe in Caesars, as worldly erudite types like myself know. Also, Tito's tastes like ass.
 
2012-04-06 06:52:45 PM  

Raging Thespian: sharkbeagle: [www.writerscafe.org image 318x398]

+

[www.brita.com image 222x222]

This. It's absolutely true, run cheap vodka through a Brita filter a couple times and it becomes "good" vodka.


Yeah. They demonstrated that pretty well on Mythbusters.

/Also demonstrated Kari is a cheap date at the same time.
 
2012-04-06 06:55:09 PM  
I heard Drew bought a nice new sports car a year or so ago, as well. A pretty blue Nissan Z, if I am not mistaken. For the base model, that'd be at least 80 TFers, if my math is right. More than twice that many if the Z is fully loaded.
 
2012-04-06 06:55:22 PM  

downtownkid: ftfa: My suite at Caesar's Palace

Pffffft, what a poseur. No apostrophe in Caesars, as worldly erudite types like myself know. Also, Tito's tastes like ass.


Your taste buds are broken. You probably drink that Crystal Skull swill or Monopolowa. There is something seriously wrong with you and I hope you don't breed, it could be genetic.
 
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