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(Some Guy)   CSI Waffle House: Deputies have arrested a female they say opened fire in the air at a Waffle House early this morning over a relationship status update on Facebook   (wrdw.com) divider line 118
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2012-04-06 06:58:12 PM
"I am NOT your girl friend!"
 
2012-04-06 06:58:16 PM

9beers: Lots of black crime stories on Fark today. In before somebody calls it racist.


Just going by main page greens on Fri and counting actual arrests (not the guy fined for speeding) and counting all the white people in the Smoking Gun link as 1 story, and just assuming the transexual butt doctor is black, I have the score at: Whites-8, Blacks-3. I could be off though, as I didn't click every single link.
 
2012-04-06 06:58:36 PM

Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 9beers: Lots of black crime stories on Fark today. In before somebody calls it racist.

I don't understand why they're even greenlit, if all the thought crime posts are removed.

Wow.

You just can't quit, eh?

'Tis okay.

Unhindered here, you?

;)

My friend.

Take a seat.

There.


That's nice.

Isn't it?
;)

Yer needed in another thread about robble-robble...;)


My friend.

Your spirit is bold.

But...

You have suffered...

A terrible brain injury.

Heal, friend. Love

;)
 
2012-04-06 06:59:30 PM
images.wikia.com
You can be thrown in jail for that?
 
2012-04-06 06:59:52 PM
A dispute over a "Relationship status". Nice.

Such as:
"DeShaWan be me babby's daddy you motherfarking whore. leave him alone"

"He be my Shanaqua's daddy too. He be motherfarking mine."

BLAM BLAM BLAM
 
2012-04-06 07:00:59 PM

Two_Noodles: Deputies do tell us the group of girls sitting in the restaurant are the victims.

Yeah, victims of deliciousness.

/Where do yankees go at 3am when they *cough* erm, can't sleep?


Bickford's Link (new window)
/I recommend the lobster omelet
//there used to be more locations... ahh, well, I live in Albuquerque now anyway
 
2012-04-06 07:01:40 PM

malaktaus: Two_Noodles: Deputies do tell us the group of girls sitting in the restaurant are the victims.

Yeah, victims of deliciousness.

/Where do yankees go at 3am when they *cough* erm, can't sleep?

Bickford's Link (new window)
/I recommend the lobster omelet
//there used to be more locations... ahh, well, I live in Albuquerque now anyway


Gah... Seafood and breakfast just do not belong together.
 
2012-04-06 07:03:31 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 9beers: Lots of black crime stories on Fark today. In before somebody calls it racist.

I don't understand why they're even greenlit, if all the thought crime posts are removed.

Wow.

You just can't quit, eh?

'Tis okay.

Unhindered here, you?

;)

My friend.

Take a seat.

There.


That's nice.

Isn't it?
;)

Yer needed in another thread about robble-robble...;)

My friend.

Your spirit is bold.

But...

You have suffered...

A terrible brain injury.

Heal, friend. Love

;)


Yer right.

I'm a wee-bit impaired, and I would never drive while impaired, mind you, but you using my own shiat against me makes me want to puke on yer shoes, so I shall, okay?

Oh wait, you don't have a choice.

*vomit*

;)
 
2012-04-06 07:04:11 PM

malaktaus: Two_Noodles: Deputies do tell us the group of girls sitting in the restaurant are the victims.

Yeah, victims of deliciousness.

/Where do yankees go at 3am when they *cough* erm, can't sleep?

Bickford's Link (new window)
/I recommend the lobster omelet
//there used to be more locations... ahh, well, I live in Albuquerque now anyway


Thank you for farking me in the ass, fark; there was nothing wrong with that link. Well, here's the wikipedia entry, I hope. Link (new window)
 
2012-04-06 07:05:34 PM

Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 9beers: Lots of black crime stories on Fark today. In before somebody calls it racist.

I don't understand why they're even greenlit, if all the thought crime posts are removed.

Wow.

You just can't quit, eh?

'Tis okay.

Unhindered here, you?

;)

My friend.

Take a seat.

There.


That's nice.

Isn't it?
;)

Yer needed in another thread about robble-robble...;)

My friend.

Your spirit is bold.

But...

You have suffered...

A terrible brain injury.

Heal, friend. Love

;)

Yer right.

I'm a wee-bit impaired, and I would never drive while impaired, mind you, but you using my own shiat against me makes me want to puke on yer shoes, so I shall, okay?

Oh wait, you don't have a choice.

*vomit*

;)


Damnit, that's the second time this week I've had my shoes piled on. First time it was my cat...
 
2012-04-06 07:06:06 PM
Tyler Perry's House of Waffles coming soon to the CW!
 
2012-04-06 07:10:48 PM

Iceman208481: Tyler Perry's House of Waffles coming soon to the CW!


Is that wrong? Should I not have laughed at that?

/ aisle seat, please. Smoking section.
 
2012-04-06 07:11:07 PM
payload.cargocollective.com

How dare they defile the Waffle House with gun violence. I'm working on a heart attack over here.
 
2012-04-06 07:16:03 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: RibbyK: Need fotos to turn this into a race thread.
/Doesn't matter which way you lean, but race is gonna be a factor.
//That or a gender issue

Oh this is whitey all the way. All I want to know is what degree of cousins the quarreling lovers are.


Nah

aug-cdn.com
hot like a Waffle House .25
 
2012-04-06 07:22:47 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ah shiat, I've been to that Waffle House. This isn't all that surprising...


Neighbor?

About once a week, I run errands in Augusta. Except this week, of course; this is the week that sane people go away from Augusta.

And yeah, that whole area is pretty dubious. That's the one down the road from Harbor Freight, isn't it? (haven't been to that one, but I've been past it)
 
2012-04-06 07:24:37 PM

Worldwalker: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ah shiat, I've been to that Waffle House. This isn't all that surprising...

Neighbor?

About once a week, I run errands in Augusta. Except this week, of course; this is the week that sane people go away from Augusta.

And yeah, that whole area is pretty dubious. That's the one down the road from Harbor Freight, isn't it? (haven't been to that one, but I've been past it)


Nah, I'm from Florida, but my old band recorded an album at EarthSound in Augusta and we ate at the Waffle House everyday.
 
2012-04-06 07:24:58 PM
Mom?
 
2012-04-06 07:25:59 PM
If they are going to list her as "Dinikka Fletcher, 33", they might as well post a picture. We all know she's black
 
2012-04-06 07:47:12 PM
Now if they put in a zip-line at the Waffle House, we'll have a double trifecta for the week!
 
2012-04-06 07:48:40 PM

Gyrfalcon: Now if they put in a zip-line at the Waffle House, we'll have a double trifecta for the week!


Is that a six-pack?
 
2012-04-06 07:49:51 PM

DavidVincent: If they are going to list her as "Dinikka Fletcher, 33", they might as well post a picture. We all know she's black


Da what?
 
2012-04-06 07:49:53 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-04-06 07:51:22 PM

Lone Stranger:


I have genital warts, can those be removed with regular watt cream?
 
2012-04-06 08:01:47 PM

RibbyK: Gyrfalcon: Now if they put in a zip-line at the Waffle House, we'll have a double trifecta for the week!

Is that a six-pack?


No, two three packs back-to-back. Or a triplet of deuces.
 
2012-04-06 08:04:27 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: can those be removed with regular watt cream?


Try gigawatt cream.
 
2012-04-06 08:07:31 PM
FTA: Deputies do tell us the group of girls sitting in the restaurant are the victims.

Victims? I mean it's a little nerve racking, but I would think you would have to be at least grazed by the bullet before you can consider them a victim. If the gun wasn't fired into the air, the worst that would of happened in this verbal altercation is the girls being asked to leave by the manager.
 
2012-04-06 08:14:51 PM
That mugshot looks like Lil Wayne really put on the pounds.
 
2012-04-06 08:15:08 PM
Is this where I comment that it is always blacks then get the post deleted?

LoL!!

It's always blacks.
 
2012-04-06 08:29:28 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 9beers: Lots of black crime stories on Fark today. In before somebody calls it racist.

I don't understand why they're even greenlit, if all the thought crime posts are removed.

Wow.

You just can't quit, eh?

'Tis okay.

Unhindered here, you?

;)

My friend.

Take a seat.

There.


That's nice.

Isn't it?
;)

Yer needed in another thread about robble-robble...;)

My friend.

Your spirit is bold.

But...

You have suffered...

A terrible brain injury.

Heal, friend. Love

;)

Yer right.

I'm a wee-bit impaired, and I would never drive while impaired, mind you, but you using my own shiat against me makes me want to puke on yer shoes, so I shall, okay?

Oh wait, you don't have a choice.

*vomit*

;)

Damnit, that's the second time this week I've had my shoes piled on. First time it was my cat...


Yeah, well, I'm bigger than yer cat, by a factor of large and in charge, and you can call me bear puke shoe coloring, for all i care, for you will wear yer shoes and like it, dig? My puke and all...

;)
 
2012-04-06 08:32:24 PM

Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 9beers: Lots of black crime stories on Fark today. In before somebody calls it racist.

I don't understand why they're even greenlit, if all the thought crime posts are removed.

Wow.

You just can't quit, eh?

'Tis okay.

Unhindered here, you?

;)

My friend.

Take a seat.

There.


That's nice.

Isn't it?
;)

Yer needed in another thread about robble-robble...;)

My friend.

Your spirit is bold.

But...

You have suffered...

A terrible brain injury.

Heal, friend. Love

;)

Yer right.

I'm a wee-bit impaired, and I would never drive while impaired, mind you, but you using my own shiat against me makes me want to puke on yer shoes, so I shall, okay?

Oh wait, you don't have a choice.

*vomit*

;)

Damnit, that's the second time this week I've had my shoes piled on. First time it was my cat...

Yeah, well, I'm bigger than yer cat, by a factor of large and in charge, and you can call me bear puke shoe coloring, for all i care, for you will wear yer shoes and like it, dig? My puke and all...

;)


And if you won't?

That's yer prerogative.

I suggest you'll regret it in time...

Heh.

;)
 
2012-04-06 08:33:50 PM
Isn't Tiger in Agusta right about now?

i.usatoday.net
 
2012-04-06 08:40:44 PM

uber humper: Isn't Tiger in Agusta right about now?

[i.usatoday.net image 230x338]


Nice 1% ref, d-bag.

You identify.

Heard siren too close, just now.

Still not afraid, somehow...

Cosmic mind?

You are unsuccessful, sirs?

Heh.

Welcome to bigger than youse, i guess...;)
 
2012-04-06 08:40:54 PM
Investigators think the argument stemmed from a post on Facebook. They believe it might be related to a relationship status. It's not clear what relation the two groups have.

Duh you guys she can't accept your friend request in jail.
 
2012-04-06 08:54:50 PM

troubled adult: Investigators think the argument stemmed from a post on Facebook. They believe it might be related to a relationship status. It's not clear what relation the two groups have.
Duh you guys she can't accept your friend request in jail.


calitreview.com

What do you mean, you don't know how to change your relationship status?
 
2012-04-06 08:57:58 PM

cryinoutloud: troubled adult: Investigators think the argument stemmed from a post on Facebook. They believe it might be related to a relationship status. It's not clear what relation the two groups have.
Duh you guys she can't accept your friend request in jail.
[calitreview.com image 500x304]
What do you mean, you don't know how to change your relationship status?


I wonder if she's still friends with Zack & Cody?
 
2012-04-06 09:33:09 PM

RibbyK: cryinoutloud: troubled adult: Investigators think the argument stemmed from a post on Facebook. They believe it might be related to a relationship status. It's not clear what relation the two groups have.
Duh you guys she can't accept your friend request in jail.
[calitreview.com image 500x304]
What do you mean, you don't know how to change your relationship status?

I wonder if she's still friends with Zack & Cody?


Oops.

;)

P.S. Plants die when scorched.
 
2012-04-06 09:52:04 PM
Well, looks like my Augusta FARK part made the news.
 
2012-04-06 09:54:06 PM
Looks like we got us a reader. Whacha readin' for?

/obscure thus far
 
2012-04-06 09:59:02 PM

New Age Redneck: Looks like we got us a reader. Whacha readin' for?

/obscure thus far


Evening Bill, here's Tom with the weather
 
2012-04-06 10:00:59 PM

Ashrams: [www.infinitydish.com image 500x281]
you know who else likes waffle houses.


Came here for this.... leaving satisfied!

/I miss that series!!!!
 
2012-04-06 10:01:55 PM

Indubitably: uber humper: Isn't Tiger in Agusta right about now?

[i.usatoday.net image 230x338]

Nice 1% ref, d-bag.

You identify.

Heard siren too close, just now.

Still not afraid, somehow...

Cosmic mind?

You are unsuccessful, sirs?

Heh.

Welcome to bigger than youse, i guess...;)


Indubitably?
 
2012-04-06 10:03:00 PM
So, someone "peppered" the "country" air and threatened to have someone's ass "capped" so everyone "scattered" but the cops have "smothered" the scene and everything's "covered" now? Wow, that can't be "topped".

/couldn't think of anything for "chunked" and "diced"
 
2012-04-06 10:05:54 PM

Alleyoop: So, someone "peppered" the "country" air and threatened to have someone's ass "capped" so everyone "scattered" but the cops have "smothered" the scene and everything's "covered" now? Wow, that can't be "topped".

/couldn't think of anything for "chunked" and "diced"


At yer peril...

;)

P.S. I'd treat me as radioactive, currently. I am loaded.
 
2012-04-06 10:08:12 PM

Indubitably: Alleyoop: So, someone "peppered" the "country" air and threatened to have someone's ass "capped" so everyone "scattered" but the cops have "smothered" the scene and everything's "covered" now? Wow, that can't be "topped".

/couldn't think of anything for "chunked" and "diced"

At yer peril...

;)

P.S. I'd treat me as radioactive, currently. I am loaded.


Mind-loaded with radioactive words that disinfect now.

Fear mind only if retarded.

I work in a gaseous state too.

You can't destroy matter...

;)
 
2012-04-06 10:09:31 PM

Indubitably: Alleyoop: So, someone "peppered" the "country" air and threatened to have someone's ass "capped" so everyone "scattered" but the cops have "smothered" the scene and everything's "covered" now? Wow, that can't be "topped".

/couldn't think of anything for "chunked" and "diced"

At yer peril...

;)

P.S. I'd treat me as radioactive, currently. I am loaded.


Mixing fry and thesauri
 
2012-04-06 10:10:52 PM

Two_Noodles: Deputies do tell us the group of girls sitting in the restaurant are the victims.

Yeah, victims of deliciousness.

/Where do yankees go at 3am when they *cough* erm, can't sleep?


They have Waffle Houses in Yankeeland.

They just don't have them west of Katy, here in TX. :-(
 
2012-04-06 10:11:52 PM

uber humper: Indubitably: Alleyoop: So, someone "peppered" the "country" air and threatened to have someone's ass "capped" so everyone "scattered" but the cops have "smothered" the scene and everything's "covered" now? Wow, that can't be "topped".

/couldn't think of anything for "chunked" and "diced"

At yer peril...

;)

P.S. I'd treat me as radioactive, currently. I am loaded.

Mixing fry and thesauri


i fly...
 
2012-04-06 10:16:37 PM
Deputies say the group scattered in three different cars.

Heh.
 
2012-04-06 10:19:17 PM

Grave_Girl: Two_Noodles: Deputies do tell us the group of girls sitting in the restaurant are the victims.

Yeah, victims of deliciousness.

/Where do yankees go at 3am when they *cough* erm, can't sleep?

They have Waffle Houses in Yankeeland.

They just don't have them west of Katy, here in TX. :-(


Dallas / Fort Worth, for sure. I'm guessing SA, too. But your right, I can't remember seeing them west of Texas.
 
2012-04-06 10:35:44 PM
pleasedress.me

coming up next... on a very special episode of "Ow! My Balls!"...
 
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