I heard some... how should I put this... fun rumors about Miss Bynes.

I absolutely still would.

I just can't believe how her face has inflated. Most times it's just the lips.

AdolfOliverPanties: the lots of sex tapes

That's what I was talking about.

Specifically...

AdolfOliverPanties: Wendy's Chili: I heard some... how should I put this... fun rumors about Miss Bynes.

Ah yes, the loud farking in her trailer to piss off her co-star Jenny Garth when her little kids were on set, the walking around naked in front of Jenny's hubby (who is now divorcing,) the lots of sex tapes...

I just want to know when she decided to go with the dirty cotton candy hair color.

Why has none of this ever leaked to the web?

The My Little Pony Killer: you've gotta hand it to her for keeping it undercover a little better than her predecessors.

Undercover tends to go right out the window once they have your mugshot.

Wendy's Chili: I heard some... how should I put this... fun rumors about Miss Bynes.

Apparently Ms. Bynes is a cock aficionado.

Or would that be a cock enthusiast.

She has nice legs... For that, i can forgive most, if not all.

mitchcumstein1: AdolfOliverPanties: Wendy's Chili: I heard some... how should I put this... fun rumors about Miss Bynes.

Ah yes, the loud farking in her trailer to piss off her co-star Jenny Garth when her little kids were on set, the walking around naked in front of Jenny's hubby (who is now divorcing,) the lots of sex tapes...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa....what?

Whoa whoa whoa, stop the clock

ThrnPhl: Wow, I have no f'n clue who this person is. After a Wikipedia and IMDB search, I still have no f'n clue.

*climbs back under rock*

You haven't heard?

She's the man.

Hoban Washburne: ThrnPhl: Wow, I have no f'n clue who this person is. After a Wikipedia and IMDB search, I still have no f'n clue.

*climbs back under rock*

She's the late teens/early 20s (character age) version of Katherine Heigl only less successful and less attractive.

That's really much more of a tossup on attractive.

Sweetie, the look is called "smoky eye" and not "raccoon eye".

Aarontology: Protip: People generally don't have an army of stylists and make up people when they're being processed by the cops.

Sometimes all they have is a Schticky.

links to said amanda amanda amanda show rumors please.

Amanda amanda amanda amanda amanda amanda amanda amanda amanda amanda amanda amanda blows..........great big dicks.

AdolfOliverPanties: Yes, she apparently likes it big and dark.


In her ivory tower,
Life was just a hostess snack;
But then tasted chocolate,
And she's never going back.

Didn't she use to be good-looking?
Didn't she use to suck dick?
Didn't she have a lot of bookings?
And a bod that would make you sick?

I'd like to hear more about these purported sex tapes.

T.rex: She has nice legs... For that, i can forgive most, if not all.

I agree that she's got some nice gams. I'm not sure if I could do the forgive part.

//okay, maybe

Didn't she literally say she was quitting acting to bang black guys?

Thread needs more legs.

Not to defend celebrities or anything but holy shiat, people just get right in front of a car trying to leave? No wonder these idiot photographers get run over. And what the hell is the point of trying to shoot a photo of a celebrity in a dark sedan fully tinted?

"ZOMG we got a picture of her hand, quick sell that shiat for 500k"

/I'd wreck that chick so hard I'd have to pay her insurance for the accident I caused.

Katherine Heigl vs. Amanda Bynes

A coontaholic vs. a desperate former child star

I'd hit it. I'll even wait patiently for the brothers to finish up and take the sloppy thirds or whatever.

/first I've heard of that

robsul82: Cheetos. Cheetos happened.

I don't know about that. She has that puffy I've gotten too much botox look like Lindsey Lohan and Megan Fox. I don't know why these hot women in their 20's keep insisting on injecting that poison into their face only to look puffy and weird. When will they learn.

All you have to do is hose her down and detox her and she'll look good as new.

deathbunny32: Didn't she literally say she was quitting acting to bang black guys?

ewwww....

Well, if she is serious about working again, no-holes-barred Oreo cream pie orgy videos have a pretty big market.

I would bang her on my mother's birthday cake, in church!

terminalx: /I'd wreck that chick so hard I'd have to pay her insurance for the accident I caused.

She's on the record as saying she will only bang dudes with massive wangs, so if you don't have a massive want you'll probably have to bang her ear or something to make an impression.

AdolfOliverPanties: Wendy's Chili: I heard some... how should I put this... fun rumors about Miss Bynes.

Ah yes, the loud farking in her trailer to piss off her co-star Jenny Garth when her little kids were on set, the walking around naked in front of Jenny's hubby (who is now divorcing,) the lots of sex tapes...

ThrnPhl: Wow, I have no f'n clue who this person is. After a Wikipedia and IMDB search, I still have no f'n clue.

*climbs back under rock*

I'm with you pal.