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(KHOU Houston)   Signature dance move trips up 'Dancing Burglar' caught on video   (khou.com) divider line 22
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2012-04-06 04:14:24 PM
"When we saw his moves, when we saw his swag, we immediately knew we were dealing with a smooth criminal," said Cpt. Jeff Heyse.

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2012-04-06 06:05:46 PM
took a fire extinguisher?

'cause those moves were hot
 
2012-04-06 06:06:03 PM
approves

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2012-04-06 06:06:48 PM
Uh oh.

Bear bait.

;)
 
2012-04-06 06:08:03 PM
Nice Moves.
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2012-04-06 06:10:35 PM
Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?
 
2012-04-06 06:16:04 PM
That female anchor actually spoke like Trish Takanawa.

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2012-04-06 06:18:52 PM
That's my swag momma, oh how cute. Wait, he's a minor, he'll be fine if he can manage to pull his head out his arse before turning 18.
 
2012-04-06 06:25:32 PM
 
2012-04-06 06:29:01 PM
So wait. These guys got busted for stealing a $75 fire extinguisher after an investigation, but when some Farker takes the exact location of the thief and evidence of the theft of a $400 iphone to the police they go, "meh"?*

Am I missing something?

\* story may or may not be true, I have read stories like it multiple times on Fark
 
2012-04-06 06:29:26 PM

Walker: "When we saw his moves, when we saw his swag, we immediately knew we were dealing with a smooth criminal," said Cpt. Jeff Heyse.

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Yeah, I thought that was cute, on the police captain's part.
 
2012-04-06 06:56:14 PM
Someone should post the offending reel so we can discuss, but will he/she/we/it?

We shall see...

;)
 
2012-04-06 07:03:23 PM
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Oh, Dickie Bennett, will you never learn?
 
2012-04-06 07:07:57 PM
Security video shows the boy dancing at the scene of a Duck tour truck burglary
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2012-04-06 07:27:17 PM

Walker: "When we saw his moves, when we saw his swag, we immediately knew we were dealing with a smooth criminal," said Cpt. Jeff Heyse.


MJ agrees. So do these guys.
 
2012-04-06 07:32:10 PM
So they could tell by the way he used his walk?

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"Is my career rising like a star, or a dead cat about to hit a ceiling fan?"
 
2012-04-06 07:53:38 PM
Wow.

Threats abound.

Whoah.

Was nice knowin' yah?

Heh.

P.S. Come armored, b/c I'm not playin'...

P.P.S. Y'all are a joke not funny anymore, and neither am I suddenly. Very well. Expect payment for check cashed. ;)
 
2012-04-06 08:05:59 PM

LeroyBourne: That's my swag momma, oh how cute. Wait, he's a minor, he'll be fine if he can manage to pull his head out his arse before turning 18.


Depends on how bad his momma beats his black ass when he gets back from juvie. I suspect he was more than happy to go with the cops "Please don't send me home!"
 
2012-04-06 08:31:59 PM
FTA: Ball High School Officers

Wow, cops IN the school? Tough crowd.

/small town Vermont boy.
 
2012-04-06 08:39:38 PM

medius: took a fire extinguisher?

'cause those moves were hot


Came for this, leaving happy. Thank you, good sir. :)
 
2012-04-06 08:40:59 PM
Link (new window)

just because...thank me later.
 
2012-04-07 06:10:28 AM
I thought a "swag" was what a burglar carried his loot away in.

Does that make me hopelessly old?
 
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