I hope that jet didn't land on a black kid walking home from the store.

"Mayfair Apartments" to be renamed "Mayfair Rather Poorly Apartments"

JesusStoleMyBike: Sofa_king_kewl: One thing, I'm not sure if it was mentioned earlier or not ...school is out in Virginia Beach, so kids may have been home.

Why is school out? This is getting worse and worse. I like to pretend like I can protect my kids from pretty much anything. Would never suspect an aircraft.

School is out because they caught that dude who stole your bike.

That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

FLYNAVY! Noooooooooooooooooo!

I guess they're not having a good friday. (too soon?)

SoCalSurfer: Where did it land? Article didn't say

The ground.

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

See, Obama's cuts to National defense has made our jet fighters unsafe to fly. Vote Romeney 2012.

What were you doing with that laser pointer?

Boats can fly?

Not enough coffee for snark reply. I hope the seamen is okay.

See?

This is why servicemen in uniform shouldn't get to board commercial flights first.

BronyMedic: Incident Commander already declared it a mass casualty,

It took out an entire Catholic congregation?

has anyone checked on FLYNAVY? I'm worried about him. I think he might have been on that plane, since he's a marine core naval aviator and all.

mootmah: rwfan: Kuroshin: umad: Summer Glau's Love Slave: DeepRed_II: That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

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Heh. F-14.

/It's like you're not even trying.

lol

It's an SR-71

Piper Cub.

AK-47

Weather balloon

Streetlight.

I wonder if the police are ticketing all the bystanders going "Holy farking shiat!".

In case you didn't know, VA beach has strict anti cursing laws.

bighairyguy: Wow, I know where that is! Might have hit me if it had happened about 54 weeks ago. Glad the pilots bailed out.

Jesus, what a close call! You only had a year to get away!

Modguy: Not enough coffee for snark reply. I hope the seamen is okay.

A near miss with flying seamen. I'm sure subby was shaken up pretty bad.

Pilots ejected safely according to Fox News. I guess that means they're dead, right?

vinnydoz007: Jesus. Let us know if the pilot managed to bail before impact.

According to the article, both crewmen safely ejaculated before it crashed.

I just got back from there and let me tell you, that shiat is awesome. Pure destruction. The apartment complex houses people aged 55 and up; I'm sure many were out at work or whatnot but I'll be amazed if the body count remains low. I think there's only been one casualty so far, discovered around 1900. Our main concern while in the crash site was a second plane hitting the South end of the complex.

9beers: The crew was a student pilot and an instructor.

He/she will probably be demoted to TSA screener.

WTF Indeed: Boats can fly?

Well, in the Japanese Navy, yeah.

I'm no expert but it looks like a controlled demolition to me.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: local eyewitness reporting flames from the right wing before impact

What else was Congress doing?

orclover: Its a gliding fuel air bomb landing on a old folks home.

This is the Republican plan to fix Social Security and Medicare.

wxboy: In Streetview, there's a sign on the building right by the main road that says "an adult community", which means senior citizens.

It totally does not mean swingers, I found to my dismay.

news bulletin, second plane, other apartment building, etc...

imnotadoctor: He knew about the danger zone... And he rode into it!!

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Not only that, he took the highway to the danger zone!

SlothB77: Did it crash in a business area, residential area, near a highway or wooded/ rural area?

Yes.

jjs1978: From the scene

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Someone needs to call Code Compliance. That yard is unacceptable.

I_C_Weener: "Look mummy. There's an airplane up in the sky."

Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

9beers: At least 3 buildings suffered major damage and caught fire from the overhead shots that CNN is showing now.

Well CNN needs to quit shooting at buildings then.

Kuroshin: umad: Summer Glau's Love Slave: DeepRed_II: That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

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Heh. F-14.

/It's like you're not even trying.

lol

It's an SR-71

Piper Cub.

AK-47

YixilTesiphon: Looks like people definitely died then. Crap.

If not, we at least need the Red Cross to bring in an emergency underwear supply for everyone who lives in those buildings.....could you IMAGINE?

9beers: I hope that jet didn't land on a black kid walking home from the store.

I'd be more worried if the kid got hit by the crew: which is worse, "black kid killed in plane crash" or "black kid hit in eye by flying seamen"?

Damn Muslim pilots never learn how to land properly.

Modguy: vinnydoz007: Jesus. Let us know if the pilot managed to bail before impact.

According to the article, both crewmen safely ejaculated before it crashed.

bbfreak: Modguy: vinnydoz007: Jesus. Let us know if the pilot managed to bail before impact.

According to the article, both seamen safely ejaculated before it crashed.

TIFIFY

Feral Duhbya: Modguy: vinnydoz007: Jesus. Let us know if the pilot managed to bail before impact.

According to the article, both crewmen seamen safely ejaculated before it crashed.
FTFY

See, I thought about it, but seaman ejaculating? That's some meta gay right there.

bbfreak: Modguy: vinnydoz007: Jesus. Let us know if the pilot managed to bail before impact.

According to the article, both seamen safely ejaculated before it crashed.

TIFIFY

Let's hope the ejaculation wasn't premature, and they couldn't have pulled out of the dive successfully.

I hope the seamen ejected before impact.

That is an awfully mean way to get a greenlight, subby. Next time just wing the guy, will ya?

Also, I want shaky cell phone video.