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(WAVY Virginia) NewsFlash Navy jet just crashed across the street from subbys work   (wavy.com) divider line 652
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2012-04-06 01:30:29 PM  

She comes in colors everywhere: Pretty sure I just found this spot.
[i42.tinypic.com image 480x640]

Street View (new window)

/internet sleuthing from Pittsburgh
//very residential spot
///subby works in a bike shop?


Glad they got the orange cones out already. Usually take forever.
 
2012-04-06 01:30:31 PM  
At least 3 buildings suffered major damage and caught fire from the overhead shots that CNN is showing now.
 
2012-04-06 01:30:39 PM  
The Associated Press has released an image of the pilot:

english.people.com.cn
 
2012-04-06 01:31:00 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Free Plane!


Light smoke damage
 
2012-04-06 01:31:04 PM  

Zarkin Frood: SN: Out yourself, subby! I need to find more Farkers around here.


He's quoted one post above yours...
 
2012-04-06 01:31:17 PM  

She comes in colors everywhere: Pretty sure I just found this spot.
[i42.tinypic.com image 480x640]

Street View (new window)

/internet sleuthing from Pittsburgh
//very residential spot
///subby works in a bike shop?


Looks like people definitely died then. Crap.
 
2012-04-06 01:31:24 PM  
Google Maps (new window)

Looks like the plane ended up right in the middle of this apartment complex.
 
2012-04-06 01:31:31 PM  

jjs1978: From the scene


Holy shiat!!
 
2012-04-06 01:31:44 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The pilot punched out while going down over a populated area?


Ugh, he should be hung for his cowardice.
 
2012-04-06 01:31:54 PM  
I'm looking out my office window at Virginia right now. I see no smoke. I see no plane. I am convinced that this whole thing is a hoax driven by the mainstream media to distract us from the brewing race war over that hoodie kid in Floridelphia.
 
2012-04-06 01:31:56 PM  

AfroX: [i40.tinypic.com image 640x381]

Is it nighttime?


Yes. It's 2:30 in the morning.
 
2012-04-06 01:32:13 PM  
So if there's so many FARKers in VB, how come we don't have a FARK party?
 
2012-04-06 01:32:19 PM  
They just released the pilot's name, Doug Masters, son of Colonel Ted Masters (ret.) This is sure to be embarrassing for the family, and famous trainer Col. Charles "Chappy" Sinclair.
 
2012-04-06 01:32:54 PM  
Great balls of fire!
 
2012-04-06 01:33:02 PM  

wambu: So if there's so many FARKers in VB, how come we don't have a FARK party?


Barbecue is already lit.
 
2012-04-06 01:33:03 PM  
This pic is important, it shows the seat functioned and seat/man separation occurred. (i.e. the man was ejected and made it to his chute).

p.twimg.com
 
2012-04-06 01:33:04 PM  
dead bodies be damned. what farkers want to know is if it's time to change the greenlight getting formula

Not News: News: Fark: | --accross-the-street-from-subbys-office --schoolgirls --female-molestor
 
2012-04-06 01:33:26 PM  

YixilTesiphon: Looks like people definitely died then. Crap.


If not, we at least need the Red Cross to bring in an emergency underwear supply for everyone who lives in those buildings.....could you IMAGINE?
 
2012-04-06 01:34:01 PM  

StupidFly: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x477]

Image was uploaded to facebook, uploader claimed white smoke was coming from the aircraft, fuel spraying everywhere.

Too lazy to phrase into seamen.


Further evidence of the conspiracy. Look how tiny that is. If anything that's a drone or a missile. No way is that an F-18.
 
2012-04-06 01:34:08 PM  

Mishno: MaddMango: Rootus: MaddMango: That would be F-15

The three different planes mentioned in that post didn't tip you off, eh?

Wasn't commenting on TFA, but on DeepRed_II's photo of an F-15, and his comment of "F-16 Eagle". Thanks though...

Stop and think: Post contains a picture of an F-14 while calling it an F-16 "EAGLE". Don't you think it might be possible that it wasn't a mistake? Maybe the poster was trying to be FUNNY?

I hate it when you have to explain jokes.


To get to the other side. I SAID, TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.
 
2012-04-06 01:34:15 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The pilot punched out while going down over a populated area?


Was it this guy?

i441.photobucket.com

i441.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-06 01:34:32 PM  

Kuroshin: umad: Summer Glau's Love Slave: DeepRed_II: That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

[img585.imageshack.us image 640x457]

Heh. F-14.

/It's like you're not even trying.

lol

It's an SR-71

Piper Cub.


AK-47
 
2012-04-06 01:34:53 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The pilot punched out while going down over a populated area?


Well, they shouldn't have populated it.

www.newsmax.com
 
2012-04-06 01:35:10 PM  
There is some massive damage to, at least, three buildings from the video on CNN
 
2012-04-06 01:35:14 PM  

9beers: At least 3 buildings suffered major damage and caught fire from the overhead shots that CNN is showing now.


CNN needs to use smaller lights, if they're setting buildings on fire during overhead shots.
 
2012-04-06 01:35:21 PM  

9beers: At least 3 buildings suffered major damage and caught fire from the overhead shots that CNN is showing now.


Well CNN needs to quit shooting at buildings then.
 
2012-04-06 01:35:26 PM  

MaddMango: Wasn't commenting on TFA, but on DeepRed_II's photo of an F-15, and his comment of "F-16 Eagle". Thanks though...


Ah, got it. F-14. You're welcome.
 
2012-04-06 01:35:35 PM  

rwfan: Kuroshin: umad: Summer Glau's Love Slave: DeepRed_II: That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

[img585.imageshack.us image 640x457]

Heh. F-14.

/It's like you're not even trying.

lol

It's an SR-71

Piper Cub.

AK-47


Weather balloon
 
2012-04-06 01:35:57 PM  
Make that 4 buildings
 
2012-04-06 01:36:28 PM  

mootmah: rwfan: Kuroshin: umad: Summer Glau's Love Slave: DeepRed_II: That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

[img585.imageshack.us image 640x457]

Heh. F-14.

/It's like you're not even trying.

lol

It's an SR-71

Piper Cub.

AK-47

Weather balloon


Streetlight.
 
2012-04-06 01:36:39 PM  

StupidFly: Image was uploaded to facebook, uploader claimed white smoke was coming from the aircraft, fuel spraying everywhere.


Had to have been bad. Pilots like that will generally do anything possible, including sacrificing themselves, to point the plane to the open water or an open field before punching out. To dump it on a populated area...something must have gone horribly wrong, quickly, with no chance of recovery.
 
2012-04-06 01:36:48 PM  
Photos by Ran Randolph Ran.
 
2012-04-06 01:36:52 PM  
I got woken up by a plane crashing into a house a few miles away a few years ago. It's farking scary. I couldn't even see anything, of course. Being across the street would freak me right the hell out.
 
2012-04-06 01:36:59 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I bet subby had to change his draws


I don't now about his draws, but I'd shiat my britches.
 
2012-04-06 01:37:21 PM  

mootmah: rwfan: Kuroshin: umad: Summer Glau's Love Slave: DeepRed_II: That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

[img585.imageshack.us image 640x457]

Heh. F-14.

/It's like you're not even trying.

lol

It's an SR-71

Piper Cub.

AK-47

Weather balloon


It's a street lamp!

/farking idiots ...
 
2012-04-06 01:37:26 PM  
Did the soldiers survive?
 
2012-04-06 01:37:28 PM  

Yuri Futanari: mootmah: rwfan: Kuroshin: umad: Summer Glau's Love Slave: DeepRed_II: That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

[img585.imageshack.us image 640x457]

Heh. F-14.

/It's like you're not even trying.

lol

It's an SR-71

Piper Cub.

AK-47

Weather balloon

Streetlight.


Albuquerque.

See? I can do it too.

/snorkel.
 
2012-04-06 01:37:45 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: YixilTesiphon: Looks like people definitely died then. Crap.

If not, we at least need the Red Cross to bring in an emergency underwear supply for everyone who lives in those buildings.....could you IMAGINE?


"Look mummy. There's an airplane up in the sky."
 
2012-04-06 01:38:16 PM  

rwfan: Kuroshin: umad: Summer Glau's Love Slave: DeepRed_II: That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

[img585.imageshack.us image 640x457]

Heh. F-14.

/It's like you're not even trying.

lol

It's an SR-71

Piper Cub.

AK-47


Pitbull
 
2012-04-06 01:38:37 PM  
So I could be wrong, but it's my instinct that as a soldier/seaman/pilot of the United States you are supposed to think about the lives of possibly dozens of civilians before your own and try to get your crashing plane to the ocean before worrying about ejecting. Maybe these guys didn't have the chance or something.
 
2012-04-06 01:38:43 PM  

bikerbob59: And I thought MY commute was tough....


There was a medical helicopter that got stuck on I-95 in Jacksonville this morning.
 
2012-04-06 01:38:52 PM  

Kuroshin: umad: Summer Glau's Love Slave: DeepRed_II: That sucks hope the pilot is ok

The F-16 Eagle was always my favorite

[img585.imageshack.us image 640x457]

Heh. F-14.

/It's like you're not even trying.

lol

It's an SR-71

Piper Cub.


It's a streetlight.
 
2012-04-06 01:38:55 PM  

edmo: Wellon Dowd: The pilot punched out while going down over a populated area?

Well, they shouldn't have populated it.

That's what the Navy's been saying for years -- Virginia Beach didn't listen.
 
2012-04-06 01:38:58 PM  

medius: navy boys going down without a fight?

Well, yeah, after you buy them a few drinks.
 
2012-04-06 01:39:05 PM  

Arn_Dee: Wellon Dowd: The pilot punched out while going down over a populated area?

Ugh, he should be hung for his cowardice.


Definitely. How dare he not die with everyone on the ground. I'm sure any and all us farkers would hang on to the end to ensure the body count was at least one person higher. Because the more dead the merrier and all that.
 
2012-04-06 01:39:21 PM  

GT_bike: Wellon Dowd: The pilot punched out while going down over a populated area?

Was it this guy?

[i441.photobucket.com image 260x194]

[i441.photobucket.com image 263x192]


The houses in that shot don't seem to match the ones on the google map. I don't think we have the right spot on the map.
 
2012-04-06 01:39:28 PM  
So, wait ...

Is this what they call "9/11-ing"?
 
2012-04-06 01:39:35 PM  
2nd Time in a week.
 
2012-04-06 01:39:59 PM  

I_C_Weener: "Look mummy. There's an airplane up in the sky."


Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
 
2012-04-06 01:40:16 PM  
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanger Zoneeeeeee
 
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