Mom?

I'm curious as to what the original intentions were for having a monkey wrench within arms reach during couch sex.

Sounds like an improv setup:
"Alright, I need a liquid, an occupation, an object and an activity"
*crowd yells random shiat*
"OK, I like gravy. Model? Sure. Monkey wrench would work. Sex? You're all pervs, but we'll do it. OK, so the scene is: a gravy-wrestling model comes home to find her friend having sex; her friend then attacks her with a monkey wrench. And go"

Speedofdarkness: I'm curious as to what the original intentions were for having a monkey wrench within arms reach during couch sex.

You know how complicated some sex toys are.

I read gravy as gravity. Now I want gravity wrestlers.

Gravy wrestling, eh? In Bisto granules?

Well, I think everybody owes the American people an apology for NOT thinking of that.

I am very sorry. I hope you will accept my heartfelt and humble apologies for anything I may have said or implied about you in the past.

It must be true though, that the British waste half the food they buy. I didn't think they did it playing with their food.

quite a lightweight for a pro wrestler. i have to go through the Sears 169 piece mechanics set just to feel alive.

My husband thinks that she was just in the wrong place at the right time. Some dude (his words not mine) was trying to get the monkey wrench "unstuck" from her friend. The champ came into the room and asked if she could help. It was at that point that *POP* the wrench un-lodged itself and the force of the tug was too much to handle.

I don't know why... by my husband said this was totally possible. He said that with a strait face. THAT has me concerned.... O_o

Speaking of playing with food, in this week's episode of Veggie Tales, the Fruits for Christ Youth Group are horrified to discover that a Gay Salad Bar has opened next to their Youth Hostel and that it features gravy wrestling. They try to convert the owner, Angus "Spuds" MacKenzie, to a butter, whipped cream and gravy-free diet for the Love of the Lord.

Will nobody think of the Tater Tots?

This has been another overlooked animated story plot contrivance by Brantgoose.

Who doesn't keep a monkey wrench under their pillow in case of a kick-boxing gravy-wrestler attack?

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: cowgirl toffee: ...

1. The monkey wrench fit up there
2. It was enjoyable

I could be wrong, but I'm probably not.


Do a GIS with the "safe search" off. O_O

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: cowgirl toffee: My husband thinks that she was just in the wrong place at the right time. Some dude (his words not mine) was trying to get the monkey wrench "unstuck" from her friend. The champ came into the room and asked if she could help. It was at that point that *POP* the wrench un-lodged itself and the force of the tug was too much to handle.

I don't know why... by my husband said this was totally possible. He said that with a strait face. THAT has me concerned.... O_o

As a vajayjay owner/operator, I find it hard to believe that...

1. The monkey wrench fit up there
2. It was enjoyable

I could be wrong, but I'm probably not.


I've been to parties where such things happen. On purpose. To willing participants. Not sure they enjoyed the specific insertion, as such, but taken as a whole, they found the experience positive.

Speedofdarkness: I'm curious as to what the original intentions were for having a monkey wrench within arms reach during couch sex.


You've heard the phrase "Throwing a monkey wrench into the works?"

Ashrams: theurge14: Heh. Gravy.


Now you toss in some biscuits with those girls in gravy and give all the guys a spoon then you got some good!

Id honestly rather eat biscuits and gravesite than watch two skanks wrestle in it.