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(Political Wire)   Apparently pigs feel the same way most people do about politician's news conferences   (politicalwire.com) divider line 14
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2012-04-06 11:29:12 AM
Video blocked. Did the pig poop?
 
2012-04-06 11:30:10 AM
Where was his left hand when that pig started squealing?
 
2012-04-06 11:31:28 AM
Was he farking a chicken at the same time? Maybe it wasn't the pig...
 
2012-04-06 11:32:24 AM
Stop using props, politicians! We do not need visual aids to see your contentions that your rivals are fat and pinko.
 
2012-04-06 11:41:40 AM
Was it hiding from birds?
 
2012-04-06 11:42:09 AM

rjakobi: Stop using props, politicians! We do not need visual aids to see your contentions that your rivals are fat and pinko.


He's just demonstrating how he will bring the pork home.

It's not like these guys actually care, they just want to appear tough on spending.

Simple rule. If it's spent on my district, it's not pork. If it's spent on some other district, especially one represented by the other party, it's pork.
 
2012-04-06 12:04:39 PM

Fabric_Man: Video blocked. Did the pig poop?


Not that I could see just squealed really loud and then the politician and two of his campaign staff went around the corner and that is the end of the video.

I want to know were they going around the corner for a more well behaved pig, or were they going to give it a piggy tranquilizer?
 
2012-04-06 12:13:58 PM
That's some pissed off bacon right there
 
2012-04-06 12:43:08 PM
That pig looked like it was squealing "on cue" just after he had made his comment. One way to make a pig squeal is to irritate it with a pinch or something else. I was unable to see the politicians's left hand and so maybe he was giving it an UFIA.

Aesop's The Buffoon and the Countryman
AT a country fair there was a Buffoon who made all the people laugh by imitating the cries of various animals. He finished off by squeaking so like a pig that the spectators thought that he had a porker concealed about him. But a Countryman who stood by said: "Call that a pig's squeak! Nothing like it. You give me till tomorrow and I will show you what it's like." The audience laughed, but next day, sure enough, the Countryman appeared on the stage, and putting his head down squealed so hideously that the spectators hissed and threw stones at him to make him stop. "You fools!" he cried, "see what you have been hissing," and held up a little pig whose ear he had been pinching to make him utter the squeals.
"MEN OFTEN APPLAUD AN IMITATION AND HISS THE REAL THING."


In this case the "imitation" was that the pig was spontaneously squealing whenever Washington was mentioned.
 
2012-04-06 12:53:36 PM
March 20th?

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2012-04-06 01:11:50 PM

HairBolus: Aesop's The Buffoon and the Countryman

AT a country fair there was a Buffoon who made all the people laugh by imitating the cries of various animals. He finished off by squeaking so like a pig that the spectators thought that he had a porker concealed about him. But a Countryman who stood by said: "Call that a pig's squeak! Nothing like it. You give me till tomorrow and I will show you what it's like." The audience laughed, but next day, sure enough, the Countryman appeared on the stage, and putting his head down squealed so hideously that the spectators hissed and threw stones at him to make him stop. "You fools!" he cried, "see what you have been hissing," and held up a little pig whose ear he had been pinching to make him utter the squeals.
"MEN OFTEN APPLAUD AN IMITATION AND HISS THE REAL THING."


So, vote King Croesus?
 
2012-04-06 01:44:15 PM
According to his campaign website, Mark Neumann seems to embrace Christian values like the so-called "traditional marriage.™" Doesn't he know that God also forbids one from touching the flesh of a pig? (Leviticus 11:7) I'm a little fed up with these politicians who are nothing but hypocrites. Look, you don't get to pick and choose what you want to embrace from your holy book; you either believe in it, or you don't...
 
2012-04-06 04:29:06 PM
"If you think he's squealing now, wait til you hear him in Washington, DC "

Hurrdee hurrdee derp derp derpa doo
 
2012-04-06 10:08:26 PM

whidbey: "If you think he's squealing now, wait til you hear him in Washington, DC "

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FTFY.
 
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