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(Townhall)   "The country may not be better off, but at least Obama is growing as a person. And why wouldn't he? He's personally taken out the world's largest student loan to cover the four year period of instruction"   (finance.townhall.com) divider line 118
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2012-04-06 01:08:26 PM
WE GET IT. HE's BLACK.
 
2012-04-06 01:10:45 PM
blog.american.com
 
2012-04-06 01:11:25 PM

Jackson Herring: Actually what we were assured yesterday was that admins don't have time to read all of the articles they have to greenlight in a day.


I swear I'm gonna submit one with the headline 'I Will Blow All The Admins if This Gets Greenlit'... See where that gets us.
 
2012-04-06 01:12:12 PM

soy_bomb: [blog.american.com image 640x405]


Obama is so evil that he removed the year from that chart title.
 
2012-04-06 01:14:08 PM

Lando Lincoln: Mugato: I...fark. It's Friday and life is too short.

But on the plus side...half day at work! Woo hoo! Thanks for dying on a Friday, Jesus!


Hey! If working on Good Friday was good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for you!
 
2012-04-06 01:16:17 PM

GameSprocket: Lando Lincoln: Mugato: I...fark. It's Friday and life is too short.

But on the plus side...half day at work! Woo hoo! Thanks for dying on a Friday, Jesus!

Hey! If working on Good Friday was good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for you!


Just like Jesus, I'm going to hang around a bit and then take off about 3.

/so going to hell for that
 
2012-04-06 01:16:24 PM
So Obama is left the bar tab of the previous administration and Republicans are slurring their words while calling him an 'alcoholic'. Makes sense.
 
2012-04-06 01:18:16 PM

soy_bomb: [blog.american.com image 640x405]


You know Obama wasn't inaugurated January 2008, right?
 
2012-04-06 01:18:23 PM

quickdraw: cameroncrazy1984: Well that headline made less sense than usual.

But its good and trolly so it has that going for it. Which is nice.


But remember, the admins have thousands of submissions to look through to green and definitely don't pick headlines that troll or come from a bs source. Its just a high coincidence that we get daily Townhall greens. Its also just as coincidental that we got less LGF greens the more they became reasonable and less trolly/BS.

My word. There are certainly alot of coincidences in greening submissions. But that in itself is also a coincidence.
 
2012-04-06 01:18:33 PM
when fartbongo started his term the dow was lower and unemployment was higher, obviously the country is not better off.
 
2012-04-06 01:19:10 PM
Hey, subby:

www.seanet.com
 
2012-04-06 01:20:10 PM

Mikey1969: Jake Havechek: Mikey1969: Maybe, by the end of his term, Obama, in addition to having more flexibility to sell our defense to the Russians, will be a wiser and better ex-president than the last guy who thought the presidency was his own personal property: Jimmy Carter.

Yeah, what's with the Carter hate? I guess it's because there have only been 2 Dem Presidents since the early 70's, and since Obama seems to not be farking any inters, then we've got to compare him to Carter, and in order to do that, we have to raise Carter up to the level of Mega-Demon...

Oh well, enjoy the improving economy Cons, after spending 8 years farking it to death.

Carter got the shaft. After the Nixon debacle [you dolt!], Ford pardoned tricky Dick and then didn't really do much until it became time to campaign for the next election. Carter got stuck with all of it, including a huge run of bad luck with the failed hostage rescue.

That's about how I remember it, too, just wanted to make sure I hadn't seen Alternate Carter or something... Seriously, to hear the Right talk, it's like he ate babies for breakfast, fathered children with all of his relatives, and then pi$$ed on the American flag while giving BJs to the entire population behind the Iron Curtain.


They hated Jimmy Carter because Carter was a good old country boy that dared to say that we need to work on conserving energy of all kinds.

Kinda like how they hate Soros with the fire of a thousand suns because he's a rich guy that doesn't say usual rich-guy stuff. It confuses and frightens them.
 
2012-04-06 01:20:41 PM

NeverDrunk23: quickdraw: cameroncrazy1984: Well that headline made less sense than usual.

But its good and trolly so it has that going for it. Which is nice.

But remember, the admins have thousands of submissions to look through to green and definitely don't pick headlines that troll or come from a bs source. Its just a high coincidence that we get daily Townhall greens. Its also just as coincidental that we got less LGF greens the more they became reasonable and less trolly/BS.

My word. There are certainly alot of coincidences in greening submissions. But that in itself is also a coincidence.


Man, I remember when we used to get Little Green Footballs articles twice a day. Then the owner cleared out all the conservative lunatics, and now we get maybe one LGF article a month.
 
2012-04-06 01:24:16 PM

Marcus Aurelius: But where would we be without our daily Townhall thread?


That much closer to actually evolving?
 
2012-04-06 01:25:57 PM
cdn.gs.uproxx.com
 
2012-04-06 01:29:43 PM

James!: It's too bad for town hall that the election is going to take place in the real world. Do you think they'll declare that Romney is the REAL president and have an entire alternate timeline?


it has happened before...
 
2012-04-06 01:31:09 PM

Marcus Aurelius: But where would we be without our daily Townhall thread?


Slashdot?
 
2012-04-06 01:32:53 PM

Pro Zack: James!: It's too bad for town hall that the election is going to take place in the real world. Do you think they'll declare that Romney is the REAL president and have an entire alternate timeline?

it has happened before...


sharetv.org

This cartoon took place in an alternate timeline where Ross Perot was president.
 
2012-04-06 01:33:05 PM

Snarfangel: Marcus Aurelius: But where would we be without our daily Townhall thread?

Slashdot?


Now there's a site I haven't visited in a long time. A long time.
 
2012-04-06 01:33:17 PM
IOW: Results don't matter when they are not preceded by tax cuts, deregulation, trickle down economics and other types of malarkey having a big "R" stamped on them.
 
2012-04-06 01:36:04 PM

Via Infinito: Lando Lincoln: James!: It's too bad for town hall that the election is going to take place in the real world. Do you think they'll declare that Romney is the REAL president and have an entire alternate timeline?

We really need to let Texas secede from the Union. Then all hard-core right-wingers can move there and start their own promised land and leave the rest of us alone.

Let's not stop there. The South is welcome to join them and form their own country. Maybe then they'll leave the rest of us alone.


My favorite part will be the less-than-a-year that it takes them to come to California (or as they affectionately call it "New Babylon") because they didn't understand how FEDERAL TAXES from more productive states pay for their roads. And bridges. And buildings.
 
2012-04-06 01:49:06 PM
Awesome headline. No props to subby because it's lifted straight from the article, but it's definitely lulz-worthy. Any conservative reader worth their salt would chuckle to themselves while reading it, preferably while sipping a glass of merlot and wearing a bathrobe over a shirt and tie.
 
2012-04-06 01:50:02 PM

Via Infinito: The South is welcome to join them and form their own country. Maybe then they'll leave the rest of us alone.


That's not what you said a century and a half ago!
 
2012-04-06 01:53:41 PM

Liberal_With_a_Gun: Via Infinito: Lando Lincoln: James!: It's too bad for town hall that the election is going to take place in the real world. Do you think they'll declare that Romney is the REAL president and have an entire alternate timeline?

We really need to let Texas secede from the Union. Then all hard-core right-wingers can move there and start their own promised land and leave the rest of us alone.

Let's not stop there. The South is welcome to join them and form their own country. Maybe then they'll leave the rest of us alone.

My favorite part will be the less-than-a-year that it takes them to come to California (or as they affectionately call it "New Babylon") because they didn't understand how FEDERAL TAXES from more productive states pay for their roads. And bridges. And buildings.


If that happened, they'd be fine. Why? They'd realize they need to tax and they'd sell their so-called principals out.

/"Conservatives" don't mind taxes - they just biatch louder about them.
 
2012-04-06 01:56:41 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So Obama is left the bar tab of the previous administration and Republicans are slurring their words while calling him an 'alcoholic'. Makes sense.


That is possibly the best analogy I've ever heard. Bravo, sir.
 
2012-04-06 01:56:47 PM

Shaggy_C: Awesome headline. No props to subby because it's lifted straight from the article, but it's definitely lulz-worthy. Any conservative reader worth their salt would chuckle to themselves while reading it, preferably while sipping a glass of merlot and wearing a bathrobe over a shirt and tie.


This is why I don't have you on ignore. You make me chuckle.
 
2012-04-06 02:00:33 PM

Kyro: Via Infinito: The South is welcome to join them and form their own country. Maybe then they'll leave the rest of us alone.

That's not what you said a century and a half ago!


We were wrong. Go. Please. With our blessing.
 
2012-04-06 02:08:44 PM
We are better off. The argument might be raised about how beneficial President Obama has been to this or whether another candidate could have or will do better, but to say we are not better off is ridiculous.
 
2012-04-06 02:19:15 PM

soy_bomb: [blog.american.com image 640x405]


Did you make this one yourself?
Big dip ther during the last year of Bushco. Then Obama inherited the shiatty situation. The Republicans did not even see it coming!
 
2012-04-06 02:21:32 PM

keylock71: Jackson Herring: In before "sure the economy is better than it was in 2008, but it's NOT BETTER ENOUGH"

I love that this is what Romney is going with regarding the economy...


I haven't had a threesome with sweetmelissa31 and Sara Silverman yet, can we REALLY say the country is better off than it was in 2008?
 
2012-04-06 02:27:34 PM

FlashHarry: Lando Lincoln: The country is better off. Your whole premise is flawed.

done in three.

as a nation, we are FAR better off than we were on jan 19, 2009. anyone who says otherwise is either ignorant or simply lying.


THIS is why you are dead wrong. 2008 Obama was swept in on a wave of history making. That will not be the same in November. People vote with their wallets.
 
2012-04-06 02:28:48 PM
So, it's settled then. Attending a heathen college, with all its evil liberal ideology, biased professors, and open exchange of ideas, leads you to growing as a person.

I'm glad that the anti-intellectual GOP is finally admitting it, and in so doing also admitting it's courting the vote of the unenlightened, mouth-breathing menchildren of America. I'm so relieved we could clear that up.
 
2012-04-06 02:33:58 PM

gameshowhost: Lando Lincoln: The country is better off. Your whole premise is flawed.

Yeah but Obama has had a little over three years to clean up one of the greatest economic disasters in our nation's history. WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG? WE GAVE HIM A MOP AND A BUCKET!


Bush.
Expensive mop and bucket.
Floor still looks awfully muddy.
 
2012-04-06 02:36:09 PM
Blubbering Vagina blubbers, and is a vagina.
 
2012-04-06 03:03:12 PM
So, any Townhall based submission is now greenlit.

/So sad.
 
2012-04-06 03:10:18 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: If Obama had actually done any of the things that the GOP/Fox accuse him of they might have a point. Unfortunately for them the facts rarely/never back up their version of events.


Actually its a good thing he has been so ineffective at getting his proposals through then.
 
2012-04-06 03:11:08 PM
article translation:

media.screened.com
 
2012-04-06 03:12:30 PM

James!: Lando Lincoln: James!: It's too bad for town hall that the election is going to take place in the real world. Do you think they'll declare that Romney is the REAL president and have an entire alternate timeline?

We really need to let Texas secede from the Union. Then all hard-core right-wingers can move there and start their own promised land and leave the rest of us alone.

Aren't they trying to congregate in Georgia? I say let them have that and they can turn it into a third world theocracy all they want.


Do you really want a third world theocracy on our border? We would need some serious border security to keep them from sneaking across for jobs and benefits.
 
2012-04-06 03:17:36 PM

Jackson Herring: I haven't had a threesome with sweetmelissa31 and Sara Silverman yet, can we REALLY say the country is better off than it was in 2008?


Under President Romney this will happen.
 
2012-04-06 03:19:47 PM

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: I haven't had a threesome with sweetmelissa31 and Sara Silverman yet, can we REALLY say the country is better off than it was in 2008?

Under President Romney this will happen.


If you're under president Romney wouldn't that make it a foursome?
 
2012-04-06 03:20:48 PM

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: I haven't had a threesome with sweetmelissa31 and Sara Silverman yet, can we REALLY say the country is better off than it was in 2008?

Under President Romney this will happen.


As long as you marry them both.
 
2012-04-06 03:23:19 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: If you're under president Romney wouldn't that make it a foursome?


Touché.
 
2012-04-06 03:35:23 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-06 03:36:07 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: As long as you marry them both.


That is not very erotic at all.
 
2012-04-06 03:39:36 PM

sweetmelissa31: Philip Francis Queeg: If you're under president Romney wouldn't that make it a foursome?

Touché.


Technically no. In this case "under Mitt Romney" means that he will literally just be standing over us, staring with those dead eyes of his, no emotion betrayed on his wooden face, his penis completely flaccid in those magic underwear.
 
2012-04-06 03:47:21 PM
Without taking his eyes off of our writhing bodies, he slowly and majestically performs the Mormon Helicopter Dick Maneuver.
 
2012-04-06 04:02:40 PM

gameshowhost: Lando Lincoln: The country is better off. Your whole premise is flawed.

Yeah but Obama has had a little over three years to clean up one of the greatest economic disasters in our nation's history. WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG? WE GAVE HIM A MOP AND A BUCKET!


But unfortunately you gave him nothing to put in the bucket except Republican stupidity.
Can't get anything done with that except making war on women, threatening Iran, trying to
kill medicare and social security. Oh and moar tax breaks for the rich.
 
2012-04-06 04:12:45 PM
Another Derphall moment, brought to you by subby of Fark.
 
2012-04-06 04:39:52 PM

Hickory-smoked: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]


THIS!!

The Republican lunatic (=Bush) is still influencing the bottom line. Otherwise EVERYTHING would have been MUCH better.
We know that. Spread the word.
 
2012-04-06 05:02:54 PM
the only time I've read anything related to Townhall and snickered non-ironically.
 
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