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(TC Palm)   Next time someone says your priorities are messed up, tell them about the guy who called 911 to complain that his NAKED GIRLFRIEND greeted him when he got home from work. With SFW girlfriend pics   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 563
    More: Florida, Vero Beach, Indian River County, Tammy Roseman, S.F.W., St. Lucie County  
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2012-04-06 08:52:01 AM  
I don't know, that might have been justified.
 
2012-04-06 09:11:17 AM  
A deputy spoke to Roseman, who was au naturel in the front passenger seat of her boyfriend's vehicle, about 5:35 p.m.

"I inquired why she was in a parked vehicle without any clothes at this time of day," a report states. "She could offer no explanation."


There's an implication that's normal at other times of day. Must be an odd place to live.
 
2012-04-06 09:16:19 AM  

St_Francis_P: A deputy spoke to Roseman, who was au naturel in the front passenger seat of her boyfriend's vehicle, about 5:35 p.m.

"I inquired why she was in a parked vehicle without any clothes at this time of day," a report states. "She could offer no explanation."

There's an implication that's normal at other times of day. Must be an odd place to live.


Came here to say this.

Favorite sort-of-relevant line: "It's nice out... I think I'll keep it out."
 
2012-04-06 09:18:48 AM  

Mugato: I don't know, that might have been justified.


She does look like she would have teared him apart.
 
2012-04-06 09:31:24 AM  
I came here to make fun of him, but after seeing her picture, I'm on his side.

If he only called 911, he was exercising more restraint than I would have been able to in the same situation.
 
2012-04-06 09:33:28 AM  

SmackLT: I came here to make fun of him, but after seeing her picture, I'm on his side.

If he only called 911, he was exercising more restraint than I would have been able to in the same situation.


I'm with you, SmackLT. I'd call 911 on her even if she wasn't naked.
 
2012-04-06 09:36:13 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Mugato: I don't know, that might have been justified.

She does look like she would have teared him apart.


assets0.ordienetworks.com

And your friend too
 
2012-04-06 09:37:43 AM  
Oh, I'd complain too if I came home and saw that naked.
 
2012-04-06 09:38:58 AM  
I've never had a girlfriend greet me at the door naked. Very revealing lingerie, but not naked.
 
2012-04-06 09:39:01 AM  
That's a very hard 40 years.
 
2012-04-06 09:39:31 AM  
Gah, I really can't blame the guy for calling the cops. Tho it wasn't cause she was naked that he called, it was because she was tearing all his shiat up in the house.
 
2012-04-06 09:39:56 AM  
"Tammy"--that says it all right there
 
2012-04-06 09:40:39 AM  
Came here to post knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg but after seeing the pic...
 
2012-04-06 09:42:37 AM  

""I inquired why she was in a parked vehicle without any clothes at this time of day," a report states. "She could offer no explanation.""


Baby, if you ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me. I'm living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati WKRP...


www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2012-04-06 09:42:37 AM  
Carter Pewterschmidt: Why are you naked in my house!?

Peter Griffin: Ahh.... Why aren't you?

Carter Pewterschmidt: You're all right, Griffin.
 
2012-04-06 09:43:30 AM  
FTA:Tammy Roseman, was "destroying things" in his home


I assume she was peeling paint off the walls and breaking mirrors.
 
2012-04-06 09:43:40 AM  
He told Indian River County sheriff's investigators March 24 his 40-year-old girlfriend, Tammy Roseman, was "destroying things" in his home in the 400 block of 12th Place Southeast, recently released Indian River County Sheriff's records state. Hoping she'd sober up, the 64-year-old boyfriend took Roseman to a home where he was working.

"Honey, I'm tired of you wrecking my shiat. Go wreck somebody else's shiat for a while, OK?"
 
2012-04-06 09:43:45 AM  

skinink: ""I inquired why she was in a parked vehicle without any clothes at this time of day," a report states. "She could offer no explanation.""
Baby, if you ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me. I'm living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati WKRP...
[www.sitcomsonline.com image 320x240]


thanks...Bailey>Jennifer
 
2012-04-06 09:44:44 AM  

leevis: I've never had a girlfriend greet me at the door naked. Very revealing lingerie, but not naked.


I have. And just let me say, your girlfriend looks darn good naked.
 
2012-04-06 09:45:09 AM  
911? He would have been justified using Stand Your Ground.
 
2012-04-06 09:45:14 AM  
I'm guessing the carpet matches the curtains.
 
2012-04-06 09:45:42 AM  
FTFA: "It's not the first time she's made headlines in connection with reports involving some degree of nudity.

To wit:

Woman accused of baring buttocks in Fellsmere 'hot pink' pants caper

Months after woman nabbed in reported buttocks baring caper, deputy in Vero shuts down her apparent breast display"


Apparently this is a fancy blog. Also this nasty broad likes being nude.
 
2012-04-06 09:46:44 AM  
I'm going to guess she has "strong vaginal odor".
 
2012-04-06 09:49:00 AM  

MrBallou: St_Francis_P: A deputy spoke to Roseman, who was au naturel in the front passenger seat of her boyfriend's vehicle, about 5:35 p.m.

"I inquired why she was in a parked vehicle without any clothes at this time of day," a report states. "She could offer no explanation."

There's an implication that's normal at other times of day. Must be an odd place to live.

Came here to say this.

Favorite sort-of-relevant line: "It's nice out... I think I'll keep it out."


Me too.

"Naked woman with history of breast, buttocks offenses nabbed in Vero Beach"

Breast and Buttocks Offenses.

Breast and Buttocks Offenses.

Breast and Buttocks Offenses.

Breast and Buttocks Offenses.
 
2012-04-06 09:50:18 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-04-06 09:52:26 AM  
know how i know hes gay?
 
2012-04-06 09:54:02 AM  
Hahaha, what a fool! He called the pol-GAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!
 
2012-04-06 09:54:32 AM  
I think she was on Fark before for the bus mooning incident!!
 
2012-04-06 09:56:40 AM  
I had an image of a mentally-off boyfriend, much like that one guy from Big Bang Theory (not Darlene Connor's boyfriend, the other one). And he was running around like a six year-old in a candy store, freaking out because he didn't know which aisle to go down first. Then I had an image of Alyson Hannigan. Just her. Naked. And that image fit what I read in the headline.

Then I clicked the link.

It's never quite as you imagine it.
 
2012-04-06 09:57:34 AM  
"Off the beat" indeed.
 
2012-04-06 09:57:34 AM  
Why call 911? Save the emergency system for human emergencies and call Animal Control. Sure, it's easier to dial 911, but given her looks and proclivities, Animal Control should be on speed dial..
 
2012-04-06 09:57:43 AM  
did subby look at the pics first? that should be first degree assault.
 
2012-04-06 09:58:41 AM  
Looks like a crossdressing Rod Blagojevich.
 
2012-04-06 09:58:46 AM  

ArkAngel: AlwaysRightBoy: Mugato: I don't know, that might have been justified.

She does look like she would have teared him apart.

[assets0.ordienetworks.com image 600x328]

And your friend too


Funnied.
 
2012-04-06 09:59:46 AM  

QU!RK1019: Hahaha, what a fool! He called the pol-GAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!


Hey! She's not a supermodel. I bet he isn't either.

*Hmpf*
 
2012-04-06 10:00:35 AM  
A nomination for the FARK Hall of Fame. Multiple posts doing stupid stuff naked.
 
2012-04-06 10:04:26 AM  
At first I was like, youknowhowilnoqthatyouregay.jpg, but then, I pauseimokaywiththis.gif
 
2012-04-06 10:06:55 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: MrBallou: St_Francis_P: A deputy spoke to Roseman, who was au naturel in the front passenger seat of her boyfriend's vehicle, about 5:35 p.m.

"I inquired why she was in a parked vehicle without any clothes at this time of day," a report states. "She could offer no explanation."

There's an implication that's normal at other times of day. Must be an odd place to live.

Came here to say this.

Favorite sort-of-relevant line: "It's nice out... I think I'll keep it out."

Me too.

"Naked woman with history of breast, buttocks offenses nabbed in Vero Beach"

Breast and Buttocks Offenses.

Breast and Buttocks Offenses.

Breast and Buttocks Offenses.

Breast and Buttocks Offenses.


Yeah, I was stuck imagining whether it was offenses TO breasts and buttocks or offenses USING breasts and buttocks.

Assault with a deadly tit, and stuff like that.
 
2012-04-06 10:08:22 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: QU!RK1019: Hahaha, what a fool! He called the pol-GAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Hey! She's not a supermodel. I bet he isn't either.

*Hmpf*


Hes 65. She's 40.

That there woman is a trophy wife in the making!
 
2012-04-06 10:08:44 AM  
Well thats ridiculous. What guy would d... *clicks link* yeah ok, I get it.
 
2012-04-06 10:11:05 AM  
Reason #356,234 why Florida will never surrender the FLORIDA tag on Fark. My homies
 
2012-04-06 10:11:56 AM  
s3.media.squarespace.com

Monica Belucci has nothing to do with this. Just thought you might want or need some eyebleach.
 
2012-04-06 10:14:27 AM  

St_Francis_P: A deputy spoke to Roseman, who was au naturel in the front passenger seat of her boyfriend's vehicle, about 5:35 p.m.

"I inquired why she was in a parked vehicle without any clothes at this time of day," a report states. "She could offer no explanation."

There's an implication that's normal at other times of day. Must be an odd place to live.


Living in Vero, I can assure you that it is.
 
2012-04-06 10:14:42 AM  

fireclown: [s3.media.squarespace.com image 339x420]

Monica Belucci has nothing to do with this. Just thought you might want or need some eyebleach.


www.brobible.com

nor does sasha.
 
Skr
2012-04-06 10:19:58 AM  
FTA "deprived her of her normal control of her mental faculties"

I'm going to go out on a limb here and state that she probably didn't have the most spacious or well furnished mental faculties to begin with.
 
2012-04-06 10:22:03 AM  
Alcohol is a helluva drug.
 
2012-04-06 10:31:50 AM  

drongozone: "Tammy"--that says it all right there


High Five!! Has an ex with that name. Had to learn the hard way.
 
2012-04-06 10:32:57 AM  
OK, the destruction of one's belongings may be a bit of a drawback, as well as the occasional visit from the cops, but day-um I hope that when I am 65, I may have a girlfriend who is 15 years younger and she likes to get naked in creative ways.

Just sayin'
 
2012-04-06 10:34:00 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: fireclown: [s3.media.squarespace.com image 339x420]

Monica Belucci has nothing to do with this. Just thought you might want or need some eyebleach.

[www.brobible.com image 600x800]

nor does sasha.


Ender is here...I like where this thread is going!

www.imagozone.com
 
2012-04-06 10:37:51 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: fireclown: [s3.media.squarespace.com image 339x420]

Monica Belucci has nothing to do with this. Just thought you might want or need some eyebleach.

[www.brobible.com image 600x800]

nor does sasha.


She's cute and trying to make a honest career but I have a tough time liking a girl who's had more cum than a fertility clinic.
 
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