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(Boston.com)   Man trying to clear paper jam needs to be rescued by fire department   (boston.com) divider line 25
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2012-04-06 08:56:22 AM
www.romston.com

/oblig
 
2012-04-06 09:25:25 AM
It's his own damn fault for not respecting the "PC Load Letter" message
 
2012-04-06 10:07:58 AM
Man, that would have sucked for the guy if the cutting tools had started the paper on fire. Baked employee.
 
2012-04-06 10:08:50 AM
Over in one, though I'd have gone with PC load letter: the fark does that mean?
 
2012-04-06 10:12:51 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Over in one, though I'd have gone with PC load letter: the fark does that mean?


This.

Done in one, but could've been better. 7/10
 
2012-04-06 10:14:39 AM
Why does it say "paper jam" when there IS no paper jam?!
 
2012-04-06 10:17:02 AM
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2012-04-06 10:17:25 AM

Servocrowatian: HaywoodJablonski: Over in one, though I'd have gone with PC load letter: the fark does that mean?

This.

Done in one, but could've been better. 7/10


Do that, do exactly that
 
2012-04-06 10:17:50 AM

Dansker: Why does it say "paper jam" when there IS no paper jam?!


How did you get me to read that in Samir's accent?

/magic, how does it work?
 
2012-04-06 10:19:26 AM
I see they're Still working on that Cheney backlog.

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2012-04-06 10:19:38 AM
Maybe the fire department should consider getting training for dealing with silo burials and other similar industrial accidents. The article makes them sound incompetent. It does happen. Workers at grain elevators sometimes fall in and have to be dug out. They don't always survive it.
 
2012-04-06 10:19:45 AM
It didn't help that a coworker was screaming "Die motherfarker die motherfarker still fool!"
 
2012-04-06 10:23:57 AM
Did the fire department call in Hermes? He is the bureaucracy superhero. When you are ever buried under tons of paper, play jamaican music to bring the limboing bureaucrate grade 34.
 
2012-04-06 10:25:52 AM
He's gonna get reamed by his boss, when he returns to work.
 
2012-04-06 10:32:19 AM

lack of warmth: Did the fire department call in Hermes? He is the bureaucracy superhero. When you are ever buried under tons of paper, play jamaican music to bring the limboing bureaucrate grade 34.


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We be jammin'
 
2012-04-06 10:42:31 AM

cgraves67: Maybe the fire department should consider getting training for dealing with silo burials and other similar industrial accidents. The article makes them sound incompetent. It does happen. Workers at grain elevators sometimes fall in and have to be dug out. They don't always survive it.


Damm that worker, that's who pissed in my Cheerios!
 
2012-04-06 11:00:29 AM

mcmnky: Dansker: Why does it say "paper jam" when there IS no paper jam?!

How did you get me to read that in Samir's accent?



Good news, everyone!
 
2012-04-06 11:04:03 AM
When I first read the headline, this is what I saw, "Man trying to clear pepper jam needs to be rescued by fire department."

/yeah, I need to go to bed soon...or just go kill some more zombies in Left 4 Dead.
 
2012-04-06 11:09:28 AM
Next time, please call the IT dept.
 
2012-04-06 11:18:04 AM

HaywoodJablonski


Over in one, though I'd have gone with PC load letter: the fark does that mean?


Maybe we could replace 'man' with 'no-talent assclown'.


headlines by committee
 
2012-04-06 11:56:33 AM
911 Operator: "911, what is your emergency?"

Caller: "Ow, paper cut, paper cut!"

911 Operator: "Sir this line is for emergencies only."
 
2012-04-06 01:07:54 PM

cgraves67: Maybe the fire department should consider getting training for dealing with silo burials and other similar industrial accidents. The article makes them sound incompetent. It does happen. Workers at grain elevators sometimes fall in and have to be dug out. They don't always survive it.


Somerville, MA is an urban area just outside of Boston. Training them on silo rescues would be like giving skyscraper rescue training to firefighters in Napoleon, OH. Firefighters here are trained more on other types industrial accidents, mainly hazmat stuff since that's a much larger sector in the area. I can't imagine silos of shredded paper are that common anywhere though.
 
2012-04-06 03:13:39 PM
I could have sworn this article was going to be about a Lexmark printer eating some guys arm.
 
2012-04-06 06:35:41 PM
This calls for Terry Tate (new window), Office Linebacker: "You don't walk away from a K-22 paper jam!"
 
2012-04-06 10:39:18 PM

Inhalien: I could have sworn this article was going to be about a Lexmark printer eating some guys arm.


Dang!
What I
Was going to say!
 
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