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(WPTV)   A victim of the now infamous Fix-a-Flat butt injections says she obviously trusted her fake doctor because she "had a white coat on and a little badge"   ( ) divider line
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5012 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Apr 2012 at 10:09 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-04-06 10:11:24 AM  
4 votes:
2012-04-06 10:49:40 AM  
1 vote:
yes, but she DID stay at a Holiday Inn last night
2012-04-06 10:41:18 AM  
1 vote:
2012-04-06 10:34:24 AM  
1 vote:
2012-04-06 10:24:24 AM  
1 vote:

"The woman, who doesn't want to be identified, lost her job as a mortgage broker when the market crashed and started dancing at strip clubs to make quick cash."

I think the 'victim' has way more judgement problems than picking the wrong doctor for a rump pump.

2012-04-06 10:23:34 AM  
1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: You know what, some people are just hard to feel sorry for.

Exactly right. I want to know, how someone can get a job as a stock broker, or a banker or something requiring a college degree and still be so incredibly unintelligent as to go to some hack with a "clinic" based in an old warehouse or a rental house or some back alley garage with no sterile facilities whatsoever to get their boobs or their butts enhanced with bathtub caulk or "Fix-A-Flat". Or to get Botox injections or even farking liposuction. There have been dozens of these sort of stories. You hear all the time about someone going to a black market "clinic" to save a few bucks on reinforcing their own vanity and ending up in a real hospital with massive infections or chemical toxicity disorders, then complaining about the person that they actively sought out to do the procedures.

There are some people in this world who get exactly what they deserve through their own stupidity. I have no sympathy at all. What the hell is wrong with these people?
2012-04-06 10:17:08 AM  
1 vote:
* Dons a white lab coat. Pins on little badge*. I have perfected a new method of breast exams. It is an entirely new technique that doesn't even require you to leave the comfort and safety of your own home. All you have to do is email me a picture of your boobies, and using a STATE OF THE ART technology I can examine them. All this for a one time free offer. Act now, before it's too late.

2012-04-06 10:16:14 AM  
1 vote:
"Why would you try to do that to somebody after I gave you all that money?"

Impeccable logic is impeccable.
2012-04-06 10:14:53 AM  
1 vote:
but when she went to see a doctor, he quoted her $5,000 for the procedure.
Morris, she says, would do it for just $1,500 at her apartment.

$3500 less? And you can do it right here in my apartment? This sounds legit!

/I just can't bring myself to feel sorry for this idiot.
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