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(AZCentral)   Woman looking to fulfill her "cop fantasy" get DUI charge instead   (azcentral.com) divider line 32
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2012-04-06 09:11:45 AM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess she's probably not hot.
 
2012-04-06 10:42:24 AM  

"Woman looking to fulfill her "cop fantasy"..."


So she wanted to shoot some hoodie wearing kid?

 
2012-04-06 10:44:32 AM  

Sybarite: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess she's probably not hot.


Pretty much this

She probably looked like the lotto "winner"
 
2012-04-06 10:45:52 AM  

skinink: "Woman looking to fulfill her "cop fantasy"..."
So she wanted to shoot some hoodie wearing kid?


winnar
 
2012-04-06 10:47:26 AM  
FTA: Barnhart's attorney says she maintains her innocence.

So the cop didn't nail her, but I have a hard time believing that no one else has in 40 years.
 
2012-04-06 10:53:54 AM  
Barnhart's attorney says she maintains her innocence.

Was that supposed to be a double entendre?
 
2012-04-06 10:54:25 AM  

scandalrag: FTA: Barnhart's attorney says she maintains her innocence.

So the cop didn't nail her, but I have a hard time believing that no one else has in 40 years.


She also admitted to the DUI, so I have to wonder how she's innocent.
 
2012-04-06 10:54:40 AM  
Heh...reminds me of my cop days. Got a call of a woman complaining of "no personal life". Responded to the house, and the lady answered the door, wearing a see through nighty, with nothing on under it. Not a bad deal, but she was like 5 foot 2 and 500 lbs. I asked her what the problem was, and the convo went kinda like this.

What is the problem? Why have you called the police?

"um..i have a issue, my friends think I'm crazy."

"ok....why would they think that?"

"Well, every time i use a douche, i hear the sesame street theme song"

"........"

"its true, and i called you so you could watch me douche and you could hear it too, then people would know im not crazy."

"um...righhhhht. Well.i would do that, but the Chief just posted a memo saying that male officers can't watch female civilians use feminine hygiene products. If you had just been a week earlier with your call....cough"

"sighs..can you come in and at least do me?"

"Are you perhaps under any kind of medications?

"well..yes.."

She then produced a SUITCASE full of meds...god knows if they were all hers. I called for a intervention because i had no idea what to do with this lady, who was clearly not right in the head. Gladly, later..she was better and called me to apologize for her behavior. So it all ended well.

/ya, i know..cool story.
 
2012-04-06 10:55:17 AM  
Woman was quoted as saying: "But this isn't how Red Shoe Diaries said it would go!!"
 
2012-04-06 10:58:21 AM  
Was it this woman?

i.imgur.com

/should have shot her in self-defense
 
2012-04-06 10:58:26 AM  
I need to see a picture of this woman to decide how the cop should have reacted.
 
2012-04-06 10:59:03 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: "um..i have a issue, my friends think I'm crazy."

"ok....why would they think that?"

"Well, every time i use a douche, i hear the sesame street theme song"

"........"




You, mr ex-cop man, now owe me a new keyboard and one pair of levis. That is the funniest thing I have read in years.
 
2012-04-06 11:03:49 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: 5 foot 2 and 500 lbs


and that's a problem why??

/kiddin' of course
 
2012-04-06 11:04:51 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Heh...reminds me of my cop days. ...


t.qkme.me
 
2012-04-06 11:08:13 AM  
My wife wanted a cop fantasy so I sprained my back and went on paid leave for six weeks.
 
2012-04-06 11:12:41 AM  
Why would you admit to driving, you were home free.
 
2012-04-06 11:16:30 AM  
The car was probably stolen, which is why he didn't go for it.
 
2012-04-06 11:16:56 AM  
Barnhart's attorney says she maintains her innocence.

*rimshot*
 
2012-04-06 11:20:19 AM  

wambu: Was it this woman?

[i.imgur.com image 400x515]

/should have shot her in self-defense


thesexytechie.com

Or maybe her step-sister....
 
2012-04-06 11:21:58 AM  
Gee, ya think she might have a drinking problem? Surely the cop thing was just about getting out of the DUI.
 
2012-04-06 11:33:21 AM  

GroverCleveland: Gee, ya think she might have a drinking problem? Surely the cop thing was just about getting out of the DUI.


If she had just kept her mouth shut she wouldn't have gotten a DUI. She was already home and out of the car. She wouldn't have had to let the cop in to talk, much less submit to an interrogation. She could have just said "I'm fine, go away" and all would be right for her.

Never talk to cops. NEVER TALK TO COPS! Even if you think they are trying to help you, if they notice something illegal they have every right to arrest your ass.
 
2012-04-06 11:34:26 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle:
she was like 5 foot 2 and 500 lbs.
. . .
she was better and called me to apologize for her behavior


So, she lost 400 lbs?
 
2012-04-06 11:34:59 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Heh...reminds me of my cop days. Got a call of a woman complaining of "no personal life". Responded to the house, and the lady answered the door, wearing a see through nighty, with nothing on under it. Not a bad deal, but she was like 5 foot 2 and 500 lbs. I asked her what the problem was, and the convo went kinda like this.

What is the problem? Why have you called the police?

"um..i have a issue, my friends think I'm crazy."

"ok....why would they think that?"

"Well, every time i use a douche, i hear the sesame street theme song"

"........"

"its true, and i called you so you could watch me douche and you could hear it too, then people would know im not crazy."

"um...righhhhht. Well.i would do that, but the Chief just posted a memo saying that male officers can't watch female civilians use feminine hygiene products. If you had just been a week earlier with your call....cough"

"sighs..can you come in and at least do me?"

"Are you perhaps under any kind of medications?

"well..yes.."

She then produced a SUITCASE full of meds...god knows if they were all hers. I called for a intervention because i had no idea what to do with this lady, who was clearly not right in the head. Gladly, later..she was better and called me to apologize for her behavior. So it all ended well.

/ya, i know..cool story.


Once upon a time I was a psychiatric social worker. I was the guy who'd do the intervention. It would usually get weirder still after the cops left.

Now I'm a software developer. Stuff like that doesn't happen in my work as much.
 
2012-04-06 11:38:36 AM  

Gunderson: wambu: Was it this woman?

[i.imgur.com image 400x515]

/should have shot her in self-defense



Or maybe her step-sister....


That woman, and anyone else involved with that shirt, needs to be punched in the privates. I have never been offended by "offensive" shirts ,ever, but sentiments like that do so much harm. No wonder so many guys think we're "asking for it" with shiate like that. Idiot.

/dont biatching.
//ready for more Fark humor.
 
2012-04-06 11:48:37 AM  
What I can't get over is that no one seems to have a problem with the self-righteous busybody that tailed this drunk b*tch downubiannd all the way home. F*cking snitch. Probably a goddamn conservative xian.
 
2012-04-06 11:53:30 AM  

Allornone: Gunderson: wambu: Was it this woman?

[i.imgur.com image 400x515]

/should have shot her in self-defense



Or maybe her step-sister....

That woman, and anyone else involved with that shirt, needs to be punched in the privates. I have never been offended by "offensive" shirts ,ever, but sentiments like that do so much harm. No wonder so many guys think we're "asking for it" with shiate like that. Idiot.

/dont biatching.
//ready for more Fark humor.


"No doesn't mean no. If no really meant no, all men would die virgins. No means work on the nipples, the neck, try back in 10 minutes." - Daniel Tosh
 
2012-04-06 11:57:06 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle:
"sighs..can you come in and at least do me?"
/ya, i know..cool story.


Yeah, yeah, CSB..but did you do her?
 
2012-04-06 12:21:52 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Heh...reminds me of my cop days. Got a call of a woman complaining of "no personal life". Responded to the house, and the lady answered the door, wearing a see through nighty, with nothing on under it. Not a bad deal, but she was like 5 foot 2 and 500 lbs. I asked her what the problem was, and the convo went kinda like this.

What is the problem? Why have you called the police?

"um..i have a issue, my friends think I'm crazy."

"ok....why would they think that?"

"Well, every time i use a douche, i hear the sesame street theme song"

"........"

"its true, and i called you so you could watch me douche and you could hear it too, then people would know im not crazy."

"um...righhhhht. Well.i would do that, but the Chief just posted a memo saying that male officers can't watch female civilians use feminine hygiene products. If you had just been a week earlier with your call....cough"

"sighs..can you come in and at least do me?"

"Are you perhaps under any kind of medications?

"well..yes.."

She then produced a SUITCASE full of meds...god knows if they were all hers. I called for a intervention because i had no idea what to do with this lady, who was clearly not right in the head. Gladly, later..she was better and called me to apologize for her behavior. So it all ended well.

/ya, i know..cool story.


Did you at least get issued any eye bleach?
 
2012-04-06 02:06:58 PM  

Stephen_Falken: What I can't get over is that no one seems to have a problem with the self-righteous busybody that tailed this drunk b*tch downubiannd all the way home. F*cking snitch. Probably a goddamn conservative xian.


I'm with you.

except for the speculation of the snitch. probably a self-righteous nanny stater. it would be interesting to find out...
 
2012-04-06 02:43:03 PM  
Cop fantasy reminds me of Kathleen Turner in "Crimes of Passion".
 
2012-04-06 04:51:43 PM  
pssst...
Subby, you dropped your "s."
 
2012-04-07 04:32:42 PM  

Stephen_Falken: What I can't get over is that no one seems to have a problem with the self-righteous busybody that tailed this drunk b*tch downubiannd all the way home. F*cking snitch. Probably a goddamn conservative xian.


This one night I was driving on a two-lane highway for a two hour drive. Speed limit was 65, I was driving 70. I come up on this truck doing about 55 and it was weaving pretty badly. At one point I think it slowed down to like 35 mph and at one point must have been doing 80 then slowed back the fark down all the while weaving, I was keeping my distance and was frustrated at the speed changes but was going to chance a pass. You bet your ass I called the highway patrol. About two miles after I called he turned down a side road, I recalled the highway patrol updated them and followed the guy a ways back. Few minutes later they picked the dude up and yes he was drunk as shiat.

Now I don't think buzzed driving is drunk driving. Breathalyzers aren't calibrated for everyone so people do get shafted with inaccurate results that vary by 15% and I think MADD are a bunch of assholes. But this guy was farking wasted and should not have been driving.
 
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