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(Some Scared Guy)   Red Cross now accepting zombie blood donations. What could possibly go wrong?   (redcrosspdx.blogspot.com) divider line 23
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2012-04-06 09:43:10 AM
I'll come prepaired.
zombietools.net
And help people donate.
 
2012-04-06 09:43:22 AM
Why the constant zombie bs? Has fark been taken over by 9-year-old boys?
 
2012-04-06 09:45:25 AM
Making fun of the shambling undead is part of every election year.
 
2012-04-06 09:47:17 AM

SevenizGud: Why the constant zombie bs? Has fark been taken over by 9-year-old boys?


Taken over?
 
2012-04-06 09:48:16 AM
Zombies are okay. Gay men are still right out, though.
 
2012-04-06 09:48:58 AM
Zombie blood? At least there is a market for it.

They really push that stuff at Catholic Churches...
 
2012-04-06 09:49:17 AM
Fools! While you are distracted with this zombie media circus and sparkly vampires NOBODY is keeping an eye on the mummies.
 
2012-04-06 09:49:33 AM

SevenizGud: Why the constant zombie bs? Has fark been taken over by 9-year-old boys?


It's easter weekend, man.
 
2012-04-06 09:50:44 AM
No good can come of this.
 
2012-04-06 09:50:55 AM
I'm not worried about myself because according to the Walking Dead, surviving a zombie apocalypse is as simple as hiding out on a farm. Forever.
 
2012-04-06 09:51:05 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Fools! While you are distracted with this zombie media circus and sparkly vampires NOBODY is keeping an eye on the mummies.


Eh they are easily set on fire.
 
2012-04-06 09:52:03 AM
See, you farkers are all just gonna sit there and laugh until it happens. And then when all those years of training finaly comes in handy (playing video games, watching movies) I'm not gonna help you, because you were warned.
 
2012-04-06 09:52:55 AM
do they still reject donors who've had gay sex since 1980 or whatever year it was?
 
2012-04-06 09:54:45 AM

skinink: I'm not worried about myself because according to the Walking Dead, surviving a zombie apocalypse is as simple as hiding out on a farm. Forever.


Well it's not that simple. First there is all the talking. After that, people will have to stand around and talk more. They might take a break to shoot one zombie, but then it's back to talking. Plus there is going to be one guy with a shaved head who is just batshiat crazy, and some guy whose bimbo wife has to get into a car wreck when she chases after him not more than 5 minutes after he said he'd be back in 10 minutes.
 
2012-04-06 09:55:24 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-06 09:56:05 AM

wallywam1: Zombies are okay. Gay men are still right out, though.


oops, didn't see this.
 
2012-04-06 09:57:52 AM

CapnBlues: do they still reject donors who've had gay sex since 1980 or whatever year it was?


Yes. And any woman who's had sex with a man who's had sex with another man.
 
2012-04-06 09:58:39 AM

CapnBlues: do they still reject donors who've had gay sex since 1980 or whatever year it was?


Well what he lacks in his ability to donate, he makes up with my amazement at his stamina.
32 years? Damn, I thought going for 30 minutes was impressive. (Regular sex though, not gay sex. Maybe that's why I don't last as long as I'd like...I don't have some dude's sweaty ball sack banging against mine. That will certianly keep you from climaxing much better than thinking about baseball)
 
2012-04-06 10:01:47 AM
Has anyone seen Carl?
 
2012-04-06 10:05:11 AM

MythDragon: skinink: I'm not worried about myself because according to the Walking Dead, surviving a zombie apocalypse is as simple as hiding out on a farm. Forever.

Well it's not that simple. First there is all the talking. After that, people will have to stand around and talk more. They might take a break to shoot one zombie, but then it's back to talking. Plus there is going to be one guy with a shaved head who is just batshiat crazy, and some guy whose bimbo wife has to get into a car wreck when she chases after him not more than 5 minutes after he said he'd be back in 10 minutes.


Also, she's constantly losing her kid.
 
2012-04-06 10:07:11 AM

natazha: Making fun of the shambling undead is part of every election year.


Last time it was McCain, now it's Romney.
 
2012-04-06 10:25:34 AM
'mask you something.
 
2012-04-06 12:08:51 PM
Fun fact: Haitian-born citizens are banned from donating blood in the US, despite the fact that Haitians have lower HIV infection rates than African-Americans. Because banning African-Americans from giving blood would be racist.
 
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