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(Mercury News)   Bobby Petrino lands a highly-touted tight end   (mercurynews.com) divider line 91
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2012-04-06 12:08:50 AM
I'm going to enjoy the SEC.
 
2012-04-06 12:28:31 AM
Well ... shiat.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-04-06 12:55:20 AM
Apparently, she's been a go-to player since 2006.
 
2012-04-06 01:10:02 AM
Sounds like he was close to hog heaven.
 
2012-04-06 01:14:03 AM
I applaud Coach for aspriring to the vacuum-filled position of college football's foremost anti-Sandusky.

White, middle-age, heterosexual males of affluence (and I'm one of them) . . . keeping marriage sacred for 2,000 years.
 
2012-04-06 01:24:07 AM
Dorrell, who did not return a call seeking comment, was hired March 28 by Petrino

That's a week ago, right? So, this guy had some b__ls.

The contract, which was for an average of $3.53 million annually

Oh. Never Mind.
 
2012-04-06 04:57:51 AM
Hey now!
 
2012-04-06 05:40:40 AM
It'd only be funnier if he was married to Arthur Blank, and he'd just pleaded loyalty to his spouse one day prior.
 
2012-04-06 05:43:19 AM
thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com

When your 51 and a head coach you buy a bike to keep you young.
In order to remain young, you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride.
When you you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride, she might give you a reach around.
When you get a reach around, it becomes hard to maneuver those Ozark Mountain curves when someone is pulling your clutch.
When someone is pulling your clutch, you end up in a road side ditch.
Don't end up in a roadside ditch like Bobby Petrino, Get Direct to TV
 
2012-04-06 05:54:08 AM
larrybrownsports.com
The trick is to feed her with an open hand.
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- Jessica's fiance's (Josh) Facebook: Josh's relationship status went from "engaged", to "it's complicated"
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2012-04-06 06:02:06 AM
What is the primary duty of a paid "student-athlete development coordinator", you might ask.

1. Report to "head' coach.

Lee Corso must now put on the 'Trojan Man' head at all future Arkansas games.
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2012-04-06 06:03:53 AM
From the looks of things, Petrino was just horsing around with her.
 
2012-04-06 06:13:25 AM
www.arktimes.com

Petrino looked fine after the accident; he got the bruises and neckbrace after his wife found out.

Jessica's fiance is Arkansas's director of swimming and diving operations - Josh Morgan.
Josh Morgan is a Florida graduate, which makes this Petrino's first career win over the Gators.

Say what you will about Arkansas, they like to 'keep it in the family'. If it ain't good enough for the family, then it ain't good enough.
 
2012-04-06 06:22:29 AM
Rattlehead gif (new window)
 
2012-04-06 06:41:36 AM

jbc: Apparently, she's been a go-to player since 2006.


The article says she was a outside hitter!
 
2012-04-06 07:36:27 AM
Poor girl lost her lips in the accident.
 
2012-04-06 07:46:14 AM

DrBenway: From the looks of things, Petrino was just horsing around with her.


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/this just in, men with power and money sometimes sleep with younger women.
 
2012-04-06 08:08:12 AM

Primum non nocere: affluence (and I'm one of them)


Oh, look, another Fark blowhard.
 
2012-04-06 08:11:53 AM
Volleyball player........nice.
 
2012-04-06 08:15:09 AM
www.collegiatestadiums.com

What the hell is wrong with his face?
I'm guessing either road rash, or that broad has some serious coont stubble.
 
2012-04-06 08:17:31 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-06 08:18:30 AM
A Hog riding a Hog turns out to be pig. Who knew?
 
2012-04-06 08:31:49 AM
Why is he wearing a Sugar Bowl hat? They lost that game.

At least rock the Cotton Bowl hat from last year and remind everyone of a game you won.
 
2012-04-06 09:01:17 AM
i've found that lying to the athletic department, letting them release a press release containing that lie, then getting caught in the lie, and putting your mistress on the payroll maybe frowned upon in some establishments. on the other hand he's gone 21-5, and this season the team might even be better...so there's a chance he's not fired.
 
2012-04-06 09:08:18 AM

A Fark Handle: i've found that lying to the athletic department, letting them release a press release containing that lie, then getting caught in the lie, and putting your mistress on the payroll maybe frowned upon in some establishments. on the other hand he's gone 21-5, and this season the team might even be better...so there's a chance he's not fired.


There's not a chance in hell he's fired. Ark gets LSU and Bama at home this year, and misses Georgia. They might be a dark horse for the SEC title, certainly enough to get all the Arkansas boosters excited about the possibility.
 
2012-04-06 09:10:00 AM
Bobby certainly has incentive to have a great next season.
 
2012-04-06 09:13:02 AM
good looking whore

petrino has a wife and four children,

should have got some of that road rash on his dick
 
2012-04-06 09:14:46 AM

jbc: Apparently, she's been a go-to player since 2006.


I'd Petrino it with extreme prejudice.
 
2012-04-06 09:19:36 AM
I'm really shocked, Petrino has such a proven track record of sound decision making.
 
2012-04-06 09:23:49 AM
On the day that the Gregg Williams tape was released, Bobby Petrino reminded us all that he's still the most despicable man in football.
 
2012-04-06 09:33:32 AM

Dahnkster: [thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com image 480x270]

When your 51 and a head coach you buy a bike to keep you young.
In order to remain young, you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride.
When you you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride, she might give you a reach around.
When you get a reach around, it becomes hard to maneuver those Ozark Mountain curves when someone is pulling your clutch.
When someone is pulling your clutch, you end up in a road side ditch.
Don't end up in a roadside ditch like Bobby Petrino, Get Direct to TV


YOU tha MAN!!!
 
2012-04-06 09:34:07 AM
It's kind of sad that there are not that many pure at heart coaches anymore. Let's see if the media gets all over this like they did with the Penn State scandal, and call for Petrino's firing here.
 
2012-04-06 09:37:05 AM

Dahnkster: [thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com image 480x270]

When your 51 and a head coach you buy a bike to keep you young.
In order to remain young, you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride.
When you you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride, she might give you a reach around.
When you get a reach around, it becomes hard to maneuver those Ozark Mountain curves when someone is pulling your clutch.
When someone is pulling your clutch, you end up in a road side ditch.
Don't end up in a roadside ditch like Bobby Petrino, Get Direct to TV


well-played, sir...well-played.
 
2012-04-06 09:40:48 AM

Mentat: I'm going to enjoy the SEC.


Usually, things are more genteel and subtle than this, but when a good sex scandal breaks, it's generally entertaining. Mike Price yelling "Roll, Tide" with a stripper that looked a lot like Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister, Rick Pitino's "Gone in 15 Seconds"....

Yeah, Pitino was at Louisville at the time. He used to coach in the SEC. Whatever.
 
2012-04-06 09:41:02 AM

kdawg7736: It's kind of sad that there are not that many pure at heart coaches anymore. Let's see if the media gets all over this like they did with the Penn State scandal, and call for Petrino's firing here.


Let me see here...you are equating a serial child molester with a guy who is banging an adult female?

While I appreciate there should be some outrage over this, mainly because it appears he might have hired her after the relationship had started, not quite sure they warrent the same amount of outrage.
 
2012-04-06 09:45:23 AM
SUCK IT YOU COWARDLY PIECE OF shiat

/Falcons Fan.
 
2012-04-06 09:46:41 AM

Primum non nocere: I applaud Coach for aspriring to the vacuum-filled position of college football's foremost anti-Sandusky.

White, middle-age, heterosexual males of affluence (and I'm one of them) . . . keeping marriage sacred for 2,000 years.


...I think marriage should be totally traditional...between one man and one woman, as arranged by her family, who also gave a sizable dowry including several hundred acres of land to the man.
 
2012-04-06 09:51:09 AM

A Fark Handle: i've found that lying to the athletic department, letting them release a press release containing that lie, then getting caught in the lie, and putting your mistress on the payroll maybe frowned upon in some establishments. on the other hand he's gone 21-5, and this season the team might even be better...so there's a chance he's not fired.


My thoughts exactly. I don't care who he's banging, as an SEC fan his offenses are fun to watch.

/Go Vols
 
2012-04-06 09:57:00 AM
As a Saints fan and LSU fan...

ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Seriously though who gives a fark
 
2012-04-06 09:59:42 AM

ModernPrimitive01: A Fark Handle: i've found that lying to the athletic department, letting them release a press release containing that lie, then getting caught in the lie, and putting your mistress on the payroll maybe frowned upon in some establishments. on the other hand he's gone 21-5, and this season the team might even be better...so there's a chance he's not fired.

My thoughts exactly. I don't care who he's banging, as an SEC fan his offenses are fun to watch.

/Go Vols


You should hope they fire him and UT picks him up. They could keep Dooley as a towel boy.
 
2012-04-06 10:02:54 AM

Dahnkster: - Jessica's fiance's (Josh) Facebook: Josh's relationship status went from "engaged", to "it's complicated"


Oh right, like Josh wouldn't have farked Petrino if given the chance.
 
2012-04-06 10:14:55 AM

Billy Crystal Meth Lab: SUCK IT YOU COWARDLY PIECE OF shiat

/Falcons Fan.



www.damnlol.me
 
2012-04-06 10:17:11 AM
s1.guyism.com

She's 5'11" -- is he standing on a step, or is he really 6'10" or taller?

/or maybe she's on her knees since that's apparently where she spends a lot of time
 
2012-04-06 10:24:35 AM
The Studman is strong with this thread
 
2012-04-06 10:37:27 AM
I'd hit it...just not while on a moving motorcycle
 
2012-04-06 10:43:14 AM
Cat Food Sandwiches: You should hope they fire him and UT picks him up. They could keep Dooley as a towel boy.

Yeah, because the last lying a-hole that Tennessee hired (Kiffen) turned out so very well for them.
 
2012-04-06 10:46:10 AM

varmitydog: Yeah, because the last lying a-hole that Tennessee hired (Kiffen) turned out so very well for them.


It's their only winning season in the past four years.
 
2012-04-06 10:50:20 AM
Boy, did her fiance dodge a bullet.

Petrino's going to lose his job over this. And he probably could have kept it if the dumbass hadn't hired her.
 
2012-04-06 10:52:43 AM

Billy Crystal Meth Lab: SUCK IT YOU COWARDLY PIECE OF shiat

/Falcons Fan.


Yeah, the Falcons were a dream job. Soon after he's hired, Vick gets thrown in the federal pen and Deangelo Hall cusses him on the sideline. I don't blame Petrino for walking out on that dumpster fire the second a SEC job became available.
 
2012-04-06 11:08:22 AM
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