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Loucifer [TotalFark]
2012-04-06 12:43:17 AM
8 votes:
He's not dead. He's pining.
Tergiversada
2012-04-06 12:49:22 AM
5 votes:
It is sad fir his grandson.
ThisIsntMe [TotalFark]
2012-04-06 12:50:20 AM
4 votes:
bdub77: So the guy was ELM-inated?

He was Ashassinated.

Read that in Sean Connery's voice, Yesh I did.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-04-06 12:40:04 AM
4 votes:
So the guy was ELM-inated?
To The Escape Zeppelin!
2012-04-06 01:13:46 AM
3 votes:
bdub77: So the guy was ELM-inated?

He was Ashassinated.

He was aspen for trouble.
Ziabatsu
2012-04-06 01:12:38 AM
3 votes:
NotARocketScientist: Jesus farking Christ. What are we going to do to stop this scourge of vindictive flora?

It wasn't vindictive! That tree was defending its family! In Florida it would be covered under the 'stand your grou....er, or maybe not.

Depends if it was white ash or black walnut
Assimilate This
2012-04-06 12:52:31 AM
3 votes:
AverageAmericanGuy: The guy was cutting down a tree when ANOTHER tree uprooted and fell on him.

Jesus farking Christ. What are we going to do to stop this scourge of vindictive flora?

Revenge is a beech, ain't it?
Strongbeerrules
2012-04-06 12:39:11 AM
3 votes:
Did it make a sound?
fusillade762
2012-04-06 01:27:07 AM
2 votes:
His teenage grandson was with him at the time of the accident but was not hurt.
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Too bad his grandson got left in the larch like that. Hopefully he'll be able to identify the suspect.

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sweet-daddy-2
2012-04-06 01:07:55 AM
2 votes:
It's plane the tree had no roots in the community and was board with life.
NotARocketScientist
2012-04-06 01:02:16 AM
2 votes:
Jesus farking Christ. What are we going to do to stop this scourge of vindictive flora?

It wasn't vindictive! That tree was defending its family! In Florida it would be covered under the 'stand your grou....er, or maybe not.
bdub77 [TotalFark]
2012-04-06 12:44:47 AM
2 votes:
So the guy was ELM-inated?

He was Ashassinated.
9beers
2012-04-06 12:38:08 AM
2 votes:
It's funny when people die as long as I don't know them.
Hector Remarkable
2012-04-06 12:37:23 AM
2 votes:
It was a tree whose hungry mouth was pressed against the sweet earth's flowing breast.
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-04-06 12:34:58 AM
2 votes:
The guy was cutting down a tree when ANOTHER tree uprooted and fell on him.

Jesus farking Christ. What are we going to do to stop this scourge of vindictive flora?
JackalRabbit
2012-04-06 02:31:19 AM
1 votes:
the headline could have been acornier one. i'm stumped why subby didn't try harder. ebonytilly i'm missing something that must have been leafed out.
danielscissorhands
2012-04-06 01:41:52 AM
1 votes:
Life's a beech and then you die.

/Thank you folks. (new window)
danielscissorhands
2012-04-06 01:31:55 AM
1 votes:
After the tree fell on him, it looked at the other tree and said:

"Are you oak-ay?"
Ryker's Peninsula
2012-04-06 12:51:48 AM
1 votes:
Fart_Machine: Ryker's Peninsula: There is unrest in the forest...

Damn it...

The article is still better and scarier than "The Happening".
JasonOfOrillia [TotalFark]
2012-04-06 12:47:56 AM
1 votes:
Maybe it was a little Treevenge?

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ktybear
2012-04-06 12:46:47 AM
1 votes:
oh, he was aspen for trouble
gsmphoto
2012-04-06 12:44:15 AM
1 votes:
When I looked at the article, the ad attached was from Centerpoint and said " plant the right tree in the right place." Now that's comedy gold.
Fart_Machine
2012-04-06 12:38:38 AM
1 votes:
There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.
 
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