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9beers		2012-04-06 12:38:08 AM

3 votes:

It's funny when people die as long as I don't know them.

Loucifer		2012-04-06 12:43:17 AM

2 votes:

He's not dead. He's pining.

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-04-06 12:40:04 AM

2 votes:

So the guy was ELM-inated?

ladyfortuna		2012-04-06 08:08:59 AM

1 votes:

This thread is why Fark will always be superior to sites like Reddit; over there people make inane comments, over here we get the mother (earth) of all tree pun threads.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-04-06 08:03:49 AM

1 votes:

I cedar trouble here.

tag would have worked better.

Skr		2012-04-06 05:14:10 AM

1 votes:

Hmm from the information in the article and from having taken down a few trees in my day, I'm guessing the 'other' tree (the one that killed him) was an anchor for a winch and wire that was going to assist the drop of the tree he was cutting down.

Unfortunate.

danielscissorhands		2012-04-06 01:59:05 AM

1 votes:

Sabyen91: danielscissorhands: Sabyen91: danielscissorhands: Sabyen91: I just came to say the headline is farking stupid.

Perhaps you would prefer one of my multiple one liners to choose from!

And remember to tip your waitress!

I think your first was classic.

Thanks. Are you referring to the fir one or the oak one?

Fir god's sake, what do you think I was referring to?

You liked that little chestnut, did you?

Cathedralmaster		2012-04-06 01:38:42 AM

1 votes:

I'll plagiarize Byron
And ask who killed Roy Heath?
"It was I", said the maple
"It was one of my feats."

Ziabatsu		2012-04-06 01:12:38 AM

1 votes:

NotARocketScientist: Jesus farking Christ. What are we going to do to stop this scourge of vindictive flora?

It wasn't vindictive! That tree was defending its family! In Florida it would be covered under the 'stand your grou....er, or maybe not.

Depends if it was white ash or black walnut

UseLessHuman		2012-04-06 01:00:39 AM

1 votes:

ktybear: Callous: Strongbeerrules: Did it make a sound?

The tree falling or the skull bursting?

He could have been spiked in the chest by a stray branch like Wash was so unnecessarily in Serenity.

It's been years and you are still bitter. Let it go man. I loved it to, but it's gone now, and we need to accept that and move on.

ktybear		2012-04-06 12:51:47 AM

1 votes:

Callous: Strongbeerrules: Did it make a sound?

The tree falling or the skull bursting?

He could have been spiked in the chest by a stray branch like Wash was so unnecessarily in Serenity.