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		Made for Fark headline: "Church cock victory joy: it's huge and majestic" (thelocal.se)		46
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Equilibrist		2012-04-05 10:45:25 PM

"It's really fun that our cock won,"

/Awesome opening line, I use it all the time

Lukeonia1		2012-04-06 12:17:00 AM

"Church Cock Victory Joy" sounds like something kinky and Japanese.

AbbeySomeone		2012-04-06 12:19:58 AM

FTFA:Having that personal connection to the cock was also something extra special"
I've felt that way many times sir.

Godscrack		2012-04-06 12:44:48 AM

Twice cooked Church Cock with special sauce.

I sound fat		2012-04-06 03:27:49 AM

I must be 12 or something. Giggled the whole way through.

MontyBurns		2012-04-06 03:30:30 AM

So...it has come to this.

nytmare		2012-04-06 03:33:44 AM

"According to Swedish lifestyle magazine Land, it is a rotating cock, which when blown, spins on ball-bearings"

So that's how it is in their country.

JonnyBGoode		2012-04-06 03:36:37 AM

FTFA: "The club is a "men-only" organization"

Well, duh!

Loucifer		2012-04-06 03:58:19 AM

Has to give up the traveling trophy.

s-ak.buzzfed.com

Natsumi		2012-04-06 04:00:09 AM

Oh My!

JackalRabbit		2012-04-06 04:12:52 AM

it certainly is an upstanding cock at that.

digitalpirate		2012-04-06 04:18:34 AM

Either their culture is much different than here in the US or so this article is poorly translated. Maybe both.

ParaHandy		2012-04-06 04:21:35 AM

What a chuch cock might look like ...

www.desmogblog.com

/ ain't gonna win shiat

JonnyBGoode		2012-04-06 04:26:15 AM

nytmare: "According to Swedish lifestyle magazine Land, it is a rotating cock, which when blown, spins on ball-bearings"

So that's how it is in their country.

api.ning.com

Kinky!

swahnhennessy		2012-04-06 04:35:24 AM

digitalpirate: Either their culture is much different than here in the US or so this article is poorly translated. Maybe both.

I believe the limeys at the local would say they were being "cheeky".

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!		2012-04-06 04:39:32 AM

I am a cocksmith and a Sunday cock member. My majestic copper cock is always on display.

Cock cock cock

/penis

JonnyBGoode		2012-04-06 05:09:55 AM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I am a cocksmith and a Sunday cock member. My majestic copper cock is always on display.

Cock cock cock

/penis

It's a good thing no one copped your copper cock. We'd have to clap them in the clink.

www.cynicalsmirk.com

Skr		2012-04-06 05:17:16 AM

Well that article was cocked full of giggles.

cbackous		2012-04-06 05:19:15 AM

If i had a nickle for everytime i have heard "It's just something special. It's huge and majestic." i would have... carry the 2... a nickle.

No Catchy Nickname		2012-04-06 05:55:15 AM

That was brilliant. I giggled like a schoolgirl all the way through the article.

The writer must have had a right old smirk on his face as he wrote it.

TobiasStauhf		2012-04-06 06:04:42 AM

I can't even. It hurts. Ow.

/cock

Treize26		2012-04-06 06:10:27 AM

Or the first line in the Sweden gets set for Easter egg-eating frenzy

As soon as they get laid, they get eaten

Treize26		2012-04-06 06:11:11 AM

Treize26: Or the first line in the Sweden gets set for Easter egg-eating frenzy headline

As soon as they get laid, they get eaten

Ugh. I'm going to bed.

thamike		2012-04-06 06:19:40 AM

abhorrent1		2012-04-06 06:23:33 AM

He claims that his club has hiked past the church's glorious cock many times

/orly?

RibbyK		2012-04-06 06:24:26 AM

nytmare: "According to Swedish lifestyle magazine Land, it is a rotating cock, which when blown, spins on ball-bearings"
So that's how it is in their country.

But it only spins cockwise (being north of the equator and all)

Mr. Shabooboo		2012-04-06 06:28:10 AM

People come from miles to see that big cock get blown...

/is that pic in the article NSFW or what?

Nick Nostril		2012-04-06 08:07:03 AM

"Oh cock".

Sgt Oddball		2012-04-06 08:12:52 AM

Skr: Well that article was cocked full of giggles.

Or Chock full o'Cock.

LordOfThePings		2012-04-06 08:21:43 AM

RibbyK: nytmare: "According to Swedish lifestyle magazine Land, it is a rotating cock, which when blown, spins on ball-bearings"
So that's how it is in their country.

But it only spins cockwise (being north of the equator and all)

That's a myth. I'm sure the cock goes both ways.

dstanley		2012-04-06 08:35:58 AM

I sound fat: I must be 12 or something. Giggled the whole way through.

I just shared this on FB with the comment "For the 12-year old boy in all of us".

SBinRR		2012-04-06 08:56:41 AM

I guess the losers felt like they received a Kiek in de Kök.

Shempademp		2012-04-06 08:57:13 AM

It's bulky, but I consider it carry on.

Devoid		2012-04-06 08:59:39 AM

I sound fat: I must be 12 or something. Giggled the whole way through.

Same here. I'm still chortling.

/dick joke

John Buck 41		2012-04-06 09:14:16 AM

'Cock' used 18 times on linked page.

Writer likes cock.

//ctrl-f

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-04-06 11:14:01 AM

Vedin added that another contributing factor to his decision to nominate the Hissingen church's cock was the fact that a long-time member of the "Sunday Cocks" was a personal acquaintance of architect Hansson.

The "Sunday Cocks", sounds like a swinger's club.

Are they accepting new members?

kiwimoogle84		2012-04-06 11:23:00 AM

This headline seriously made my morning.

ThighsofGlory		2012-04-06 11:34:55 AM

"Having that personal connection to the cock was also something extra special," he said.

DeathBySmiley		2012-04-06 12:22:31 PM

This entire article was made for Fark.

redonkulon		2012-04-06 12:26:22 PM

The Society for the Promotion of Church Cocks" (Kyrktuppsfrämjandet), known as the Catholic Church elsewhere.

so much cock in that article

picodenico		2012-04-06 01:17:29 PM

COCK GOURD

stevetherobot		2012-04-06 01:21:34 PM

I submitted this earlier with the same headline.

stevetherobot		2012-04-06 01:25:08 PM

JonnyBGoode: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I am a cocksmith and a Sunday cock member. My majestic copper cock is always on display.

Cock cock cock

/penis

It's a good thing no one copped your copper cock. We'd have to clap them in the clink.

[www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x233]

Now let me see if I got the facts straight here? Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper ~~clappers~~cock kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper a kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now is that about it?"

Gonad the Ballbarian		2012-04-06 02:04:51 PM

I was giggling like a school-girl the entire time I was reading that...

Thanks Subbs!

jamspoon		2012-04-06 03:45:27 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: I was giggling like a school-girl the entire time I was reading that...

Thanks Subbs!

If you found that article amusing you are well named, sir!

Gonad the Ballbarian		2012-04-06 08:06:15 PM

jamspoon: Gonad the Ballbarian: I was giggling like a school-girl the entire time I was reading that...

Thanks Subbs!

If you found that article amusing you are well named, sir!

INDEED! !

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