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(Spiegel)   Campus Callboys: Male students offer free sex to help coeds make the grade   (spiegel.de) divider line 22
    More: Interesting, female sexuality, female students, SPIEGEL, University of Mannheim  
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2012-04-06 06:17:29 AM
4 votes:
I wanna be a callboy, baby.
2012-04-06 07:13:19 AM
3 votes:
Just in case anyone needs a callgeezer, I'm available.

/and desperate
2012-04-06 12:46:54 AM
3 votes:
nein fetties
2012-04-06 06:42:38 AM
2 votes:
www.blockbuster.co.uk
Fred Garvin approves
2012-04-06 02:04:58 PM
1 votes:

StrikitRich: [marc.merlins.org image 640x480]

...the three business students from the University of Mannheim in southwestern Germany, who call themselves Oskar, Christopher and Julius...

Is that Julius on the right?


I believe Julius is on the left. In the orange.
2012-04-06 12:30:24 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: Slives: MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?

I had a similar idea once I sort of called 'bed and breakfast'. My thought was that you ordered the night before and at say 6AM breakfast shows up at your door, except the lady delivering the breakfast would come in and 'eat' with you. But thinking about it now, the concept would work even better in a true bed and breakfast setting. Purchase a night to stay and get options for which meal you get a companion for.

Or, how about you just set up a company where people came and hire women by the hour to, I don't know, escort them places. You're paying strictly for time and companionship only and whatever happens between consenting adults, hey, that's their business. Oh, and you make them sign a paper saying that they know that they're not really paying for sex and are ABSOLUTELY NOT A COP. Seems foolproof to me.


How about you take a massage parlor, they pay for a massage, they get a massage, and use a code word for sex or a handjob which the masseuse gives because of a spontaneous, unexpected attraction to your body, then you pay them a high "tip" for the massage?

It's all perfectly legal! Imma gonna patent the plan!
2012-04-06 11:12:57 AM
1 votes:
guestofaguest.com
2012-04-06 11:09:49 AM
1 votes:

Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.


My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man
2012-04-06 10:43:40 AM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: NewWorldDan: I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.

Sometimes you have to slay a whale for a close friend. Just the way the world works.


Whether you catch a little fish, sleek shark, or bag a whale, you still caught something. Even if your balance sheet isn't what you would consider ideal, you still caught something...
2012-04-06 10:00:09 AM
1 votes:

Bking1168: Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

exactly... prepare for the parade of fatties.


I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.
2012-04-06 08:11:12 AM
1 votes:

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ... but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.


If you can't figure a way to get out of jury duty, I'd say there's at least a decent chance you fell off the short bus ON YOUR FARKING HEAD this morning.
2012-04-06 08:05:37 AM
1 votes:
I put up a Rent-a-Boyfriend ad on Craigslist when I was single, bored and drunk. Offered to be your date for functions, meet your parents, cook a meal, listen to your car stories, etc. was shocked when women actually replied. Was NOT prepared for the freakshow tho, after I got a look at them. Turns out the gals who would pay for companionship HAVE to pay for companionship. I felt bad for them, but I still removed the ad without going through with anything...

/6'1" and 210, and all 3 I talked to easily out-weighed me
2012-04-06 07:43:53 AM
1 votes:
Article says nothing of how good they are, either. There is such a thing as 'bad sex' if you are a woman (where as with men, I often hear the 'bad sex is like bad pizza' logic: it isn't the best but it's always better than none). There'd be no stress relief if you just waste my time.
2012-04-06 07:39:57 AM
1 votes:
Before praising this, remember folks, this is Germany. Unless I've been lied to by pr0n all these years, sex means something a whole lot different over there.
2012-04-06 07:36:28 AM
1 votes:

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


That's what they do across the border from Germany in Poland too. But then it's not pencils, it's ugly gypsum statue casts. Very expensive ugly gypsum statue casts and very sympathetic salesgirls.
2012-04-06 07:24:02 AM
1 votes:
The reason why no one else thought of trying this is because it is extremely sleazy. Especially with this line:

"The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising."

So it's just a manwhore service. Reminds me of those 12 year old boyscouts offering to give free breast exams (Onion, so not real).

If personal morals and integrity were not an issue, every fifth car on the road would be a bang bus.
2012-04-06 07:20:26 AM
1 votes:
As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?
2012-04-06 07:08:31 AM
1 votes:
Marketing 101: charge people money for something you'd be willing to give away for free.
2012-04-06 06:39:08 AM
1 votes:

themeaningoflifeisnot: It's cool that there apparently is not any ridiculous fundy backlash in Germany.


You don't want to know what a fundy backlash looks like in Germany.
2012-04-06 06:03:21 AM
1 votes:
Xanadian did this years ago.
2012-04-06 02:27:35 AM
1 votes:
It's cool that there apparently is not any ridiculous fundy backlash in Germany.
2012-04-06 01:25:47 AM
1 votes:
Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.
 
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