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(Spiegel)   Campus Callboys: Male students offer free sex to help coeds make the grade   (spiegel.de) divider line 23
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2012-04-06 07:43:53 AM
2 votes:
Article says nothing of how good they are, either. There is such a thing as 'bad sex' if you are a woman (where as with men, I often hear the 'bad sex is like bad pizza' logic: it isn't the best but it's always better than none). There'd be no stress relief if you just waste my time.
2012-04-06 07:27:00 AM
2 votes:

picturescrazy: GleeUnit: Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.

At the same time it throws their whole women's liberation thing out the window. "Sorry, you're too ugly for our services."


Yeah, pretty much my thought on it. It's just yet another footnote in the big book of "The Elaborate Schemes Men Have Used to Get Laid."
2012-04-06 07:24:02 AM
2 votes:
The reason why no one else thought of trying this is because it is extremely sleazy. Especially with this line:

"The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising."

So it's just a manwhore service. Reminds me of those 12 year old boyscouts offering to give free breast exams (Onion, so not real).

If personal morals and integrity were not an issue, every fifth car on the road would be a bang bus.
2012-04-06 07:20:26 AM
2 votes:
As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?
2012-04-06 07:01:00 AM
2 votes:

GleeUnit: Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.


At the same time it throws their whole women's liberation thing out the window. "Sorry, you're too ugly for our services."
2012-04-06 01:25:47 AM
2 votes:
Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.
2012-04-06 09:47:10 PM
1 votes:
Oh I just love these guys and their amazing idea....
/sarcasm

Yeah, they'll go give a girl a good farking (for free) AS LONG AS she's not FAT or UGLY.

Guess what that's how the world works ALL THE TIME.
Buy a girl a drink or two (or don't - just be charming) and DON"T be FAT or UGLY, and she'll fark you.

The girls who can't get farked so easily are FAT, UGLY, or way, way crazy.

And this comes from one of the unfarkable fattie girls.
2012-04-06 08:28:10 PM
1 votes:
When it comes to sex as a business, the line is firmly planted on the side of the man paying--not neither side paying, but the man paying. If women want to have free sex, they'll look at the entire pool, not just these guys.

No amount of marketing can overcome that.
2012-04-06 01:43:09 PM
1 votes:

TheDeathMerchant: Used to do this at NIU back in the day, albeit I didn't really have a marketing plan for it, and the whole thing was confined to my apartment complex.

The idea was simple: get to know everyone in the complex really well, and then start "the primer": bring a few girls home, make sure the windows are open, have a nice, loud romp that everyone can hear, and then cook a really great breakfast the next morning that everyone can smell, followed by another romp.

Repeat this with 4-5 different girls over a two week span, and suddenly all the neighbor girls start coming by, wondering what you're cooking, or they need a hand with something back at their place.

The big lesson I learned in college is that girls gossip quite a bit about guys.



So in order to get girls to come to me all I need to do is sleep with 3-4 in a 2-week period?

It's a cool story and I'd high five you if we were in the same room but you have to also realize how maddening it is to hear for someone like me. I would consider it a MAJOR accomplishment if I could get 3-4 girls to sleep with me in a year.
2012-04-06 01:29:10 PM
1 votes:

phoolishone: Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.

My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man


I guess this is one case when asking what his fark handle is would be inappropriate
2012-04-06 11:09:49 AM
1 votes:

Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.


My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man
2012-04-06 11:06:19 AM
1 votes:

wambu: An eleemosynary endeavor; the "boys" are to be commended. When will women be so philanthropic?

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Women hold the power and have since the first female proto-human discovered she could get things from the male proto-humans by trading a little tail for whatever she wanted. Oldest profession in the world. I doubt any women are going to be setting up a "free sex business" like this, especially if they are average looking or better.

Craigslist is a semi-quasi-barameter of this. Look at the casual connections. man looking for woman category is pages and pages long of guys looking to hook up for free. Look at the Woman looking for Man. A handful of posts and a majority of them are women who, by societies standards, are fugly.
2012-04-06 10:43:40 AM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: NewWorldDan: I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.

Sometimes you have to slay a whale for a close friend. Just the way the world works.


Whether you catch a little fish, sleek shark, or bag a whale, you still caught something. Even if your balance sheet isn't what you would consider ideal, you still caught something...
2012-04-06 08:56:04 AM
1 votes:

NCg8r: I put up a Rent-a-Boyfriend ad on Craigslist when I was single, bored and drunk. Offered to be your date for functions, meet your parents, cook a meal, listen to your car stories, etc. was shocked when women actually replied. Was NOT prepared for the freakshow tho, after I got a look at them. Turns out the gals who would pay for companionship HAVE to pay for companionship. I felt bad for them, but I still removed the ad without going through with anything...

/6'1" and 210, and all 3 I talked to easily out-weighed me


I once ended up in a mobile home with a gigantic woman with 2 kids in a similarly hare-brained scheme. She must have been 300+. I'm a fat boy and I don't mind a little cushion but dayum. I offered to buy them a pizza as I was at a complete loss. She left me with her maybe 7-8 year old daughter for at least a half hour to go get it. Nice kid but damn, who leaves their kid with someone they just met? I think those kids got maybe one slice apiece and I had long since lost my appetite. Drank my beer and GTFO.
2012-04-06 08:45:10 AM
1 votes:
"If the circumstances are right, the meeting ends in sex."


AKA if she isn't fat or ugly.
2012-04-06 08:36:56 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, right. I bet it always goes down like this.

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2012-04-06 08:26:45 AM
1 votes:
I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.
2012-04-06 07:41:24 AM
1 votes:

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


Personally, I believe sex for money should be legal, but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.
2012-04-06 07:33:54 AM
1 votes:
I'm sure they are making a "hard" sacrifice for their fellow students, but they will "make it" through and "come" to the aid of these damsels in distress.

/yeah, I agree with gulogulo, just another scheme to get laid. The premise is clear as crystal.
2012-04-06 07:19:25 AM
1 votes:
Hey where are all the pics of hot German girls who might take advantage of this program?

Oh.
2012-04-06 07:14:54 AM
1 votes:
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2012-04-06 06:42:38 AM
1 votes:
www.blockbuster.co.uk
Fred Garvin approves
2012-04-06 02:27:35 AM
1 votes:
It's cool that there apparently is not any ridiculous fundy backlash in Germany.
 
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