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(Spiegel)   Campus Callboys: Male students offer free sex to help coeds make the grade   (spiegel.de) divider line 111
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2012-04-06 08:31:41 AM
College guys offering sex to college women... novel. Any co-ed who doesn't frighten away children with her appearance has absolutely zero difficulty getting laid at college, or really, really isn't trying.
 
2012-04-06 08:32:17 AM
I GIS "Campus Callboys" one of the many images

cdnbakmi.kaltura.com

odd that
 
2012-04-06 08:34:02 AM
This is most guys on every campus everywhere so lolwut?
 
2012-04-06 08:36:00 AM
Doctor Bubba Clinton is a travelling professor in Germany?
 
2012-04-06 08:36:47 AM
I think helping those in need is one of the finest things a person can do in their lives.
 
2012-04-06 08:36:56 AM
Yeah, right. I bet it always goes down like this.

cdn1.spiegel.de
 
2012-04-06 08:37:49 AM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


So you are saying pay for the pencils and use the pencil sharpener for free.
 
2012-04-06 08:42:12 AM

edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.


So true. It never ceases to amaze me how people in this America put enormous value on sex, not intimate lovemaking, but casual sex.
 
2012-04-06 08:45:10 AM
"If the circumstances are right, the meeting ends in sex."


AKA if she isn't fat or ugly.
 
2012-04-06 08:45:17 AM

tomWright: Just in case anyone needs a callgeezer, I'm available.

/and desperate


If business really takes off give me a call. What do you think of Geezers Unlimited?

/also desperate
//standards get lower each year
 
2012-04-06 08:45:27 AM

bangmaid: Marketing 101: charge people money for something you'd be willing to give away for free.


Almost like charging $6 for a 65 cent cup of coffee
 
2012-04-06 08:56:04 AM

NCg8r: I put up a Rent-a-Boyfriend ad on Craigslist when I was single, bored and drunk. Offered to be your date for functions, meet your parents, cook a meal, listen to your car stories, etc. was shocked when women actually replied. Was NOT prepared for the freakshow tho, after I got a look at them. Turns out the gals who would pay for companionship HAVE to pay for companionship. I felt bad for them, but I still removed the ad without going through with anything...

/6'1" and 210, and all 3 I talked to easily out-weighed me


I once ended up in a mobile home with a gigantic woman with 2 kids in a similarly hare-brained scheme. She must have been 300+. I'm a fat boy and I don't mind a little cushion but dayum. I offered to buy them a pizza as I was at a complete loss. She left me with her maybe 7-8 year old daughter for at least a half hour to go get it. Nice kid but damn, who leaves their kid with someone they just met? I think those kids got maybe one slice apiece and I had long since lost my appetite. Drank my beer and GTFO.
 
2012-04-06 09:03:12 AM
Good grades six three inches at a time.
 
2012-04-06 09:44:05 AM
Where do I sign up?
 
2012-04-06 09:50:56 AM

PickledBoodah: edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.

So true. It never ceases to amaze me how people in this America put enormous value on sex, not intimate lovemaking, but casual sex.


Maybe because it's risky to find the connection. True intimacy makes us so vulnerable, we tend to hide it, lest we get hurt. On the other hand, SEXY wants to flaunt itself. It's a band-aid for insecurity.

\\Horndog and closet sensitive guy.
 
2012-04-06 09:54:34 AM
You boys better get ready to spend some time listening to unattractive girls whine about their dream boys not sparkling in the sun.
 
2012-04-06 10:00:09 AM

Bking1168: Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

exactly... prepare for the parade of fatties.


I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.
 
2012-04-06 10:23:18 AM
Prostitution is legal in Germany, so they would have no problem doing this

In the US, most places would bust them for solicitation
 
2012-04-06 10:27:11 AM

meanmutton: Lord Thorn: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ... but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.

If you can't figure a way to get out of jury duty, I'd say there's at least a decent chance you fell off the short bus ON YOUR FARKING HEAD this morning.

shiat, I would LOVE to be on jury duty. Seems like it would be fun.


I like to think of it as being 'peer reviewed'.
 
2012-04-06 10:35:55 AM

NewWorldDan: I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.


Sometimes you have to slay a whale for a close friend. Just the way the world works.
 
2012-04-06 10:41:36 AM

Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.


They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.
 
2012-04-06 10:43:40 AM

ha-ha-guy: NewWorldDan: I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.

Sometimes you have to slay a whale for a close friend. Just the way the world works.


Whether you catch a little fish, sleek shark, or bag a whale, you still caught something. Even if your balance sheet isn't what you would consider ideal, you still caught something...
 
2012-04-06 10:45:09 AM

Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.


indeed.

/never understood the reluctance of some to do this (well, in general, obviously some women might have issues down there, but most in my experience don't...)
 
2012-04-06 10:49:19 AM

UCFRoadWarrior: Prostitution is legal in Germany, so they would have no problem doing this

In the US, most places would bust them for solicitation


If it's free, I don't see how that could be solicitation. Solicitation is providing sexual services to another person in return for payment. There is no payment here. Just a couple of guys offering to have sex with women for free.

A judge and jury would laugh the charges out of court.
 
2012-04-06 10:51:46 AM
An eleemosynary endeavor; the "boys" are to be commended. When will women be so philanthropic?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-06 10:53:39 AM
I need pictures of these fine young men uh I mean I need to examine their business proposal to ensure they've employing the right business model.
 
2012-04-06 11:00:53 AM
Has the idiots complained about the images in the thread and the article being too risque for work yet?

Especially when the farking subject line includes the words, "free sex"?
 
2012-04-06 11:03:14 AM

Jake Havechek: So instead of just Chinese food and pizza, they can also order up some hot throbbing cock.


Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

/Sorry, got nuthin'
 
2012-04-06 11:06:19 AM

wambu: An eleemosynary endeavor; the "boys" are to be commended. When will women be so philanthropic?

[i.imgur.com image 640x426]


Women hold the power and have since the first female proto-human discovered she could get things from the male proto-humans by trading a little tail for whatever she wanted. Oldest profession in the world. I doubt any women are going to be setting up a "free sex business" like this, especially if they are average looking or better.

Craigslist is a semi-quasi-barameter of this. Look at the casual connections. man looking for woman category is pages and pages long of guys looking to hook up for free. Look at the Woman looking for Man. A handful of posts and a majority of them are women who, by societies standards, are fugly.
 
2012-04-06 11:07:45 AM
From TFA: University officials and the student body association are primarily viewing the campaign with a sense of humor.

And that's the difference between American universities and German universities. Over here, the students would be suspended and not allowed to come within 500 yards of the campus until graduating from mandatory sensitivity training, publicly apologizing, and submitting to "voluntary" chemical castration.
 
2012-04-06 11:09:49 AM

Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.


My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man
 
2012-04-06 11:12:49 AM
NewWorldDan

Bking1168: Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

exactly... prepare for the parade of fatties.

I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.


I dont disagree.... im just saying hotties typically don't need anonymous one nighters,... at least not with these surely very attractive and socially skilled basement dwellers who are "helping females"

/you know why fatties give good bj's? They're hungry....
//ex sailor who won a Liberty Port Hogging Contest once
 
2012-04-06 11:12:57 AM
guestofaguest.com
 
2012-04-06 11:15:58 AM

phoolishone: Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.

My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man


How YOU doin'?

/except for the gay man thing which is a kind of odd comment
 
2012-04-06 11:25:53 AM
Would you like to supersize your order?
 
2012-04-06 11:35:51 AM

edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.


Reminds me years ago when I worked at this one club all summer long german and eastern european au pairs would come in dance go home with a guy, sometimes even me. Not shy in the least. The only problem was some guys would get a tad jealous and there would be a fight or two. I really liked that summer
 
2012-04-06 11:42:15 AM
Guess which one will call.

classicruby.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-06 11:51:06 AM
Isn't that how tutoring works everywhere? They pay you, and then they call you when they're drunk and want to hang out.
 
2012-04-06 12:08:25 PM

groppet: edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.

Reminds me years ago when I worked at this one club all summer long german and eastern european au pairs would come in dance go home with a guy, sometimes even me. Not shy in the least. The only problem was some guys would get a tad jealous and there would be a fight or two. I really liked that summer


Dammit groppet. I'm going to have to ignore. You make me jealous all too often.
 
2012-04-06 12:26:12 PM
Used to do this at NIU back in the day, albeit I didn't really have a marketing plan for it, and the whole thing was confined to my apartment complex.

The idea was simple: get to know everyone in the complex really well, and then start "the primer": bring a few girls home, make sure the windows are open, have a nice, loud romp that everyone can hear, and then cook a really great breakfast the next morning that everyone can smell, followed by another romp.

Repeat this with 4-5 different girls over a two week span, and suddenly all the neighbor girls start coming by, wondering what you're cooking, or they need a hand with something back at their place.

The big lesson I learned in college is that girls gossip quite a bit about guys.
 
2012-04-06 12:26:33 PM

DavidVincent: Guess which one will call.

[classicruby.files.wordpress.com image 400x333]


gallery.theawesomest.nets1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2012-04-06 12:30:24 PM

meanmutton: Slives: MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?

I had a similar idea once I sort of called 'bed and breakfast'. My thought was that you ordered the night before and at say 6AM breakfast shows up at your door, except the lady delivering the breakfast would come in and 'eat' with you. But thinking about it now, the concept would work even better in a true bed and breakfast setting. Purchase a night to stay and get options for which meal you get a companion for.

Or, how about you just set up a company where people came and hire women by the hour to, I don't know, escort them places. You're paying strictly for time and companionship only and whatever happens between consenting adults, hey, that's their business. Oh, and you make them sign a paper saying that they know that they're not really paying for sex and are ABSOLUTELY NOT A COP. Seems foolproof to me.


How about you take a massage parlor, they pay for a massage, they get a massage, and use a code word for sex or a handjob which the masseuse gives because of a spontaneous, unexpected attraction to your body, then you pay them a high "tip" for the massage?

It's all perfectly legal! Imma gonna patent the plan!
 
2012-04-06 12:52:59 PM

MoronLessOff: groppet: edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.

Reminds me years ago when I worked at this one club all summer long german and eastern european au pairs would come in dance go home with a guy, sometimes even me. Not shy in the least. The only problem was some guys would get a tad jealous and there would be a fight or two. I really liked that summer

Dammit groppet. I'm going to have to ignore. You make me jealous all too often.


Yeah those were the days :( I miss them at times but if I was still like that I would probably be dead or just really really tired. If I ever write a book about the old days you will get an autographed copy. Mom says she wont read it. She says the stuff I told her scares her enough. lol
 
2012-04-06 12:57:02 PM

groppet: MoronLessOff: groppet: edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.

Reminds me years ago when I worked at this one club all summer long german and eastern european au pairs would come in dance go home with a guy, sometimes even me. Not shy in the least. The only problem was some guys would get a tad jealous and there would be a fight or two. I really liked that summer

Dammit groppet. I'm going to have to ignore. You make me jealous all too often.

Yeah those were the days :( I miss them at times but if I was still like that I would probably be dead or just really really tired. If I ever write a book about the old days you will get an autographed copy. Mom says she wont read it. She says the stuff I told her scares her enough. lol


I anxiously await the arrival of your tome on my doorstep.
 
2012-04-06 01:16:42 PM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


Probably not illegal, but you might have a problem with demand. A lot of women today like to use mechanical pencils.
 
2012-04-06 01:29:10 PM

phoolishone: Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.

My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man


I guess this is one case when asking what his fark handle is would be inappropriate
 
2012-04-06 01:43:09 PM

TheDeathMerchant: Used to do this at NIU back in the day, albeit I didn't really have a marketing plan for it, and the whole thing was confined to my apartment complex.

The idea was simple: get to know everyone in the complex really well, and then start "the primer": bring a few girls home, make sure the windows are open, have a nice, loud romp that everyone can hear, and then cook a really great breakfast the next morning that everyone can smell, followed by another romp.

Repeat this with 4-5 different girls over a two week span, and suddenly all the neighbor girls start coming by, wondering what you're cooking, or they need a hand with something back at their place.

The big lesson I learned in college is that girls gossip quite a bit about guys.



So in order to get girls to come to me all I need to do is sleep with 3-4 in a 2-week period?

It's a cool story and I'd high five you if we were in the same room but you have to also realize how maddening it is to hear for someone like me. I would consider it a MAJOR accomplishment if I could get 3-4 girls to sleep with me in a year.
 
2012-04-06 02:03:20 PM

TheDeathMerchant: Used to do this at NIU back in the day, albeit I didn't really have a marketing plan for it, and the whole thing was confined to my apartment complex.

The idea was simple: get to know everyone in the complex really well, and then start "the primer": bring a few girls home, make sure the windows are open, have a nice, loud romp that everyone can hear, and then cook a really great breakfast the next morning that everyone can smell, followed by another romp.

Repeat this with 4-5 different girls over a two week span, and suddenly all the neighbor girls start coming by, wondering what you're cooking, or they need a hand with something back at their place.

The big lesson I learned in college is that girls gossip quite a bit about guys.


Being good in the sack also works, and you don't need to cook them breakfast...
 
2012-04-06 02:04:58 PM

StrikitRich: [marc.merlins.org image 640x480]

...the three business students from the University of Mannheim in southwestern Germany, who call themselves Oskar, Christopher and Julius...

Is that Julius on the right?


I believe Julius is on the left. In the orange.
 
2012-04-06 02:35:18 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Being good in the sack also works, and you don't need to cook them breakfast...


The breakfast was kind of the linchpin for me. Girls really, really like stuffed french toast.

Lubejewski: you have to also realize how maddening it is to hear for someone like me. I would consider it a MAJOR accomplishment if I could get 3-4 girls to sleep with me in a year.


If it makes you feel any better, I've always been total fail in the relationship department. I'm 30 and I've only had 2 relationships make it past the 3 month mark, and since my fiancee and I split, it feels like I've completely forgotten how to talk to women. I'll take stability and independence any day over quantity or quality.
 
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