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2012-04-06 12:46:54 AM
nein fetties
 
2012-04-06 01:25:47 AM
Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.
 
2012-04-06 02:17:19 AM
i.imgur.com
Approves
 
2012-04-06 02:27:35 AM
It's cool that there apparently is not any ridiculous fundy backlash in Germany.
 
2012-04-06 06:03:21 AM
Xanadian did this years ago.
 
2012-04-06 06:17:29 AM
I wanna be a callboy, baby.
 
2012-04-06 06:39:08 AM

themeaningoflifeisnot: It's cool that there apparently is not any ridiculous fundy backlash in Germany.


You don't want to know what a fundy backlash looks like in Germany.
 
2012-04-06 06:42:38 AM
www.blockbuster.co.uk
Fred Garvin approves
 
2012-04-06 06:45:55 AM

orbister: themeaningoflifeisnot: It's cool that there apparently is not any ridiculous fundy backlash in Germany.
You don't want to know what a fundy backlash looks like in Germany.


A FUNDY BACKLASH looks like this in the US
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2012-04-06 06:49:56 AM
In Japan they have a word for it: Enjokosai.

Means "helpful relationship" or "compensated dating".

Usually involves a teenage girl and a middle aged businessman stressed out from his job, however. There's no sex, because that's too obvious and not weird enough for Japan. Mostly dinner and heavy petting. Maybe a hand down the panties, but that's not guaranteed.
 
2012-04-06 06:53:38 AM
www.slantmagazine.com
 
2012-04-06 06:54:05 AM
As a business model, it's a win-win formula: Two potential partners I set out to profit from a mutual transaction. That must be how the three business students I, from the University of Mannheim hard knocks in southwestern Germany good 'ol USA, who calls themselves Oskar, Christopher and Julius himself Rip Dashrock, imagined things to be when they he decided to offer their his services by creating what could best be described as a free brothel. They He offers stressed-out, female students farkettes uncomplicated and anonymous one-night stands.

Call me.
 
2012-04-06 07:01:00 AM

GleeUnit: Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.


At the same time it throws their whole women's liberation thing out the window. "Sorry, you're too ugly for our services."
 
Skr
2012-04-06 07:03:08 AM
Interesting concept. I hope they stock up on dental dams.
 
2012-04-06 07:08:31 AM
Marketing 101: charge people money for something you'd be willing to give away for free.
 
2012-04-06 07:11:18 AM
Seems like a Risky Business to me :)
 
2012-04-06 07:13:19 AM
Just in case anyone needs a callgeezer, I'm available.

/and desperate
 
2012-04-06 07:14:54 AM
img210.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-06 07:17:59 AM

GleeUnit: Why didn't I think of that?


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-04-06 07:18:41 AM
Farking Brilliance at its best.
 
2012-04-06 07:19:25 AM
Hey where are all the pics of hot German girls who might take advantage of this program?

Oh.
 
2012-04-06 07:20:26 AM
As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?
 
2012-04-06 07:24:02 AM
The reason why no one else thought of trying this is because it is extremely sleazy. Especially with this line:

"The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising."

So it's just a manwhore service. Reminds me of those 12 year old boyscouts offering to give free breast exams (Onion, so not real).

If personal morals and integrity were not an issue, every fifth car on the road would be a bang bus.
 
2012-04-06 07:26:13 AM
marc.merlins.org

...the three business students from the University of Mannheim in southwestern Germany, who call themselves Oskar, Christopher and Julius...

Is that Julius on the right?
 
2012-04-06 07:27:00 AM

picturescrazy: GleeUnit: Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.

At the same time it throws their whole women's liberation thing out the window. "Sorry, you're too ugly for our services."


Yeah, pretty much my thought on it. It's just yet another footnote in the big book of "The Elaborate Schemes Men Have Used to Get Laid."
 
2012-04-06 07:27:23 AM
or King Joffrey?
 
2012-04-06 07:28:33 AM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


I had a similar idea once I sort of called 'bed and breakfast'. My thought was that you ordered the night before and at say 6AM breakfast shows up at your door, except the lady delivering the breakfast would come in and 'eat' with you. But thinking about it now, the concept would work even better in a true bed and breakfast setting. Purchase a night to stay and get options for which meal you get a companion for.
 
2012-04-06 07:33:54 AM
I'm sure they are making a "hard" sacrifice for their fellow students, but they will "make it" through and "come" to the aid of these damsels in distress.

/yeah, I agree with gulogulo, just another scheme to get laid. The premise is clear as crystal.
 
2012-04-06 07:35:09 AM
Wierd.

Before RTFA I thought this was about tutors being repaid with sex instead of money. That got me a little hot, since I've tutored some calc and physics... and my fantasies ran wild.

Then I RTFA and realized the stupid.
 
2012-04-06 07:35:41 AM
I read the whole article not finding much wrong with it until I got to their "no fugs" clause. I wonder if they've ever met up with a chick and been dismissed by her for not being attractive enough?
 
2012-04-06 07:36:28 AM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


That's what they do across the border from Germany in Poland too. But then it's not pencils, it's ugly gypsum statue casts. Very expensive ugly gypsum statue casts and very sympathetic salesgirls.
 
2012-04-06 07:39:54 AM
Quincy Bigalo, mediocre gigolo.
 
2012-04-06 07:39:57 AM
Before praising this, remember folks, this is Germany. Unless I've been lied to by pr0n all these years, sex means something a whole lot different over there.
 
2012-04-06 07:41:24 AM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


Personally, I believe sex for money should be legal, but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.
 
2012-04-06 07:43:53 AM
Article says nothing of how good they are, either. There is such a thing as 'bad sex' if you are a woman (where as with men, I often hear the 'bad sex is like bad pizza' logic: it isn't the best but it's always better than none). There'd be no stress relief if you just waste my time.
 
2012-04-06 07:54:10 AM
So instead of just Chinese food and pizza, they can also order up some hot throbbing cock.
 
2012-04-06 07:57:23 AM
Mose
Before RTFA I thought this was about tutors being repaid with sex instead of money. That got me a little hot, since I've tutored some calc and physics... and my fantasies ran wild.


From what I've been told from friends who now have Phds in medicine, in that regard you might have had more luck tutoring in the medical department of the university (though I think they had to take a physics (electricity-related) course, too, because I remember lending one of them one of my textbooks for those weeks and helping her with a homework assignment about voltage dividers).
What was that saying again?
"If you are in your third year and haven't gotten your doctor yet, you'll probably have to become one yourself."
 
2012-04-06 08:00:30 AM
Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.
 
2012-04-06 08:05:37 AM
I put up a Rent-a-Boyfriend ad on Craigslist when I was single, bored and drunk. Offered to be your date for functions, meet your parents, cook a meal, listen to your car stories, etc. was shocked when women actually replied. Was NOT prepared for the freakshow tho, after I got a look at them. Turns out the gals who would pay for companionship HAVE to pay for companionship. I felt bad for them, but I still removed the ad without going through with anything...

/6'1" and 210, and all 3 I talked to easily out-weighed me
 
2012-04-06 08:10:26 AM
*cat stories, not car stories
 
2012-04-06 08:11:12 AM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ... but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.


If you can't figure a way to get out of jury duty, I'd say there's at least a decent chance you fell off the short bus ON YOUR FARKING HEAD this morning.
 
2012-04-06 08:13:34 AM
I think it's very generous of these young men to help young women in need like they're doing. We need more people in this world who are so selfless and giving.
 
2012-04-06 08:18:27 AM
Free sex presented as a business transaction sounds about appealing as finding an obviously partially used lollipop on the floor of the F train.
 
2012-04-06 08:19:05 AM
The idea for Bib:Love came to them during an alcohol-fuelled night.

No sh*t?
 
2012-04-06 08:25:10 AM

Slives: MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?

I had a similar idea once I sort of called 'bed and breakfast'. My thought was that you ordered the night before and at say 6AM breakfast shows up at your door, except the lady delivering the breakfast would come in and 'eat' with you. But thinking about it now, the concept would work even better in a true bed and breakfast setting. Purchase a night to stay and get options for which meal you get a companion for.


Or, how about you just set up a company where people came and hire women by the hour to, I don't know, escort them places. You're paying strictly for time and companionship only and whatever happens between consenting adults, hey, that's their business. Oh, and you make them sign a paper saying that they know that they're not really paying for sex and are ABSOLUTELY NOT A COP. Seems foolproof to me.
 
2012-04-06 08:26:06 AM

Lord Thorn: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ... but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.

If you can't figure a way to get out of jury duty, I'd say there's at least a decent chance you fell off the short bus ON YOUR FARKING HEAD this morning.


shiat, I would LOVE to be on jury duty. Seems like it would be fun.
 
2012-04-06 08:26:45 AM
I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.
 
2012-04-06 08:27:58 AM

Lord Thorn: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ... but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.

If you can't figure a way to get out of jury duty, I'd say there's at least a decent chance you fell off the short bus ON YOUR FARKING HEAD this morning.


Some people see it as a duty owed...ymmv.
 
2012-04-06 08:28:19 AM
Interesting business model; I'd like to read their five-year plan.
 
2012-04-06 08:30:10 AM
Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

exactly... prepare for the parade of fatties.
 
2012-04-06 08:31:41 AM
College guys offering sex to college women... novel. Any co-ed who doesn't frighten away children with her appearance has absolutely zero difficulty getting laid at college, or really, really isn't trying.
 
2012-04-06 08:32:17 AM
I GIS "Campus Callboys" one of the many images

cdnbakmi.kaltura.com

odd that
 
2012-04-06 08:34:02 AM
This is most guys on every campus everywhere so lolwut?
 
2012-04-06 08:36:00 AM
Doctor Bubba Clinton is a travelling professor in Germany?
 
2012-04-06 08:36:47 AM
I think helping those in need is one of the finest things a person can do in their lives.
 
2012-04-06 08:36:56 AM
Yeah, right. I bet it always goes down like this.

cdn1.spiegel.de
 
2012-04-06 08:37:49 AM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


So you are saying pay for the pencils and use the pencil sharpener for free.
 
2012-04-06 08:42:12 AM

edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.


So true. It never ceases to amaze me how people in this America put enormous value on sex, not intimate lovemaking, but casual sex.
 
2012-04-06 08:45:10 AM
"If the circumstances are right, the meeting ends in sex."


AKA if she isn't fat or ugly.
 
2012-04-06 08:45:17 AM

tomWright: Just in case anyone needs a callgeezer, I'm available.

/and desperate


If business really takes off give me a call. What do you think of Geezers Unlimited?

/also desperate
//standards get lower each year
 
2012-04-06 08:45:27 AM

bangmaid: Marketing 101: charge people money for something you'd be willing to give away for free.


Almost like charging $6 for a 65 cent cup of coffee
 
2012-04-06 08:56:04 AM

NCg8r: I put up a Rent-a-Boyfriend ad on Craigslist when I was single, bored and drunk. Offered to be your date for functions, meet your parents, cook a meal, listen to your car stories, etc. was shocked when women actually replied. Was NOT prepared for the freakshow tho, after I got a look at them. Turns out the gals who would pay for companionship HAVE to pay for companionship. I felt bad for them, but I still removed the ad without going through with anything...

/6'1" and 210, and all 3 I talked to easily out-weighed me


I once ended up in a mobile home with a gigantic woman with 2 kids in a similarly hare-brained scheme. She must have been 300+. I'm a fat boy and I don't mind a little cushion but dayum. I offered to buy them a pizza as I was at a complete loss. She left me with her maybe 7-8 year old daughter for at least a half hour to go get it. Nice kid but damn, who leaves their kid with someone they just met? I think those kids got maybe one slice apiece and I had long since lost my appetite. Drank my beer and GTFO.
 
2012-04-06 09:03:12 AM
Good grades six three inches at a time.
 
2012-04-06 09:44:05 AM
Where do I sign up?
 
2012-04-06 09:50:56 AM

PickledBoodah: edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.

So true. It never ceases to amaze me how people in this America put enormous value on sex, not intimate lovemaking, but casual sex.


Maybe because it's risky to find the connection. True intimacy makes us so vulnerable, we tend to hide it, lest we get hurt. On the other hand, SEXY wants to flaunt itself. It's a band-aid for insecurity.

\\Horndog and closet sensitive guy.
 
2012-04-06 09:54:34 AM
You boys better get ready to spend some time listening to unattractive girls whine about their dream boys not sparkling in the sun.
 
2012-04-06 10:00:09 AM

Bking1168: Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

exactly... prepare for the parade of fatties.


I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.
 
2012-04-06 10:23:18 AM
Prostitution is legal in Germany, so they would have no problem doing this

In the US, most places would bust them for solicitation
 
2012-04-06 10:27:11 AM

meanmutton: Lord Thorn: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ... but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.

If you can't figure a way to get out of jury duty, I'd say there's at least a decent chance you fell off the short bus ON YOUR FARKING HEAD this morning.

shiat, I would LOVE to be on jury duty. Seems like it would be fun.


I like to think of it as being 'peer reviewed'.
 
2012-04-06 10:35:55 AM

NewWorldDan: I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.


Sometimes you have to slay a whale for a close friend. Just the way the world works.
 
2012-04-06 10:41:36 AM

Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.


They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.
 
2012-04-06 10:43:40 AM

ha-ha-guy: NewWorldDan: I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.

Sometimes you have to slay a whale for a close friend. Just the way the world works.


Whether you catch a little fish, sleek shark, or bag a whale, you still caught something. Even if your balance sheet isn't what you would consider ideal, you still caught something...
 
2012-04-06 10:45:09 AM

Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.


indeed.

/never understood the reluctance of some to do this (well, in general, obviously some women might have issues down there, but most in my experience don't...)
 
2012-04-06 10:49:19 AM

UCFRoadWarrior: Prostitution is legal in Germany, so they would have no problem doing this

In the US, most places would bust them for solicitation


If it's free, I don't see how that could be solicitation. Solicitation is providing sexual services to another person in return for payment. There is no payment here. Just a couple of guys offering to have sex with women for free.

A judge and jury would laugh the charges out of court.
 
2012-04-06 10:51:46 AM
An eleemosynary endeavor; the "boys" are to be commended. When will women be so philanthropic?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-06 10:53:39 AM
I need pictures of these fine young men uh I mean I need to examine their business proposal to ensure they've employing the right business model.
 
2012-04-06 11:00:53 AM
Has the idiots complained about the images in the thread and the article being too risque for work yet?

Especially when the farking subject line includes the words, "free sex"?
 
2012-04-06 11:03:14 AM

Jake Havechek: So instead of just Chinese food and pizza, they can also order up some hot throbbing cock.


Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

/Sorry, got nuthin'
 
2012-04-06 11:06:19 AM

wambu: An eleemosynary endeavor; the "boys" are to be commended. When will women be so philanthropic?

[i.imgur.com image 640x426]


Women hold the power and have since the first female proto-human discovered she could get things from the male proto-humans by trading a little tail for whatever she wanted. Oldest profession in the world. I doubt any women are going to be setting up a "free sex business" like this, especially if they are average looking or better.

Craigslist is a semi-quasi-barameter of this. Look at the casual connections. man looking for woman category is pages and pages long of guys looking to hook up for free. Look at the Woman looking for Man. A handful of posts and a majority of them are women who, by societies standards, are fugly.
 
2012-04-06 11:07:45 AM
From TFA: University officials and the student body association are primarily viewing the campaign with a sense of humor.

And that's the difference between American universities and German universities. Over here, the students would be suspended and not allowed to come within 500 yards of the campus until graduating from mandatory sensitivity training, publicly apologizing, and submitting to "voluntary" chemical castration.
 
2012-04-06 11:09:49 AM

Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.


My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man
 
2012-04-06 11:12:49 AM
NewWorldDan

Bking1168: Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

exactly... prepare for the parade of fatties.

I'm a professional wingman. I can fall on that grenade, sir!

Fatties are great... when they're young. They don't age well.


I dont disagree.... im just saying hotties typically don't need anonymous one nighters,... at least not with these surely very attractive and socially skilled basement dwellers who are "helping females"

/you know why fatties give good bj's? They're hungry....
//ex sailor who won a Liberty Port Hogging Contest once
 
2012-04-06 11:12:57 AM
guestofaguest.com
 
2012-04-06 11:15:58 AM

phoolishone: Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.

My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man


How YOU doin'?

/except for the gay man thing which is a kind of odd comment
 
2012-04-06 11:25:53 AM
Would you like to supersize your order?
 
2012-04-06 11:35:51 AM

edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.


Reminds me years ago when I worked at this one club all summer long german and eastern european au pairs would come in dance go home with a guy, sometimes even me. Not shy in the least. The only problem was some guys would get a tad jealous and there would be a fight or two. I really liked that summer
 
2012-04-06 11:42:15 AM
Guess which one will call.

classicruby.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-06 11:51:06 AM
Isn't that how tutoring works everywhere? They pay you, and then they call you when they're drunk and want to hang out.
 
2012-04-06 12:08:25 PM

groppet: edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.

Reminds me years ago when I worked at this one club all summer long german and eastern european au pairs would come in dance go home with a guy, sometimes even me. Not shy in the least. The only problem was some guys would get a tad jealous and there would be a fight or two. I really liked that summer


Dammit groppet. I'm going to have to ignore. You make me jealous all too often.
 
2012-04-06 12:26:12 PM
Used to do this at NIU back in the day, albeit I didn't really have a marketing plan for it, and the whole thing was confined to my apartment complex.

The idea was simple: get to know everyone in the complex really well, and then start "the primer": bring a few girls home, make sure the windows are open, have a nice, loud romp that everyone can hear, and then cook a really great breakfast the next morning that everyone can smell, followed by another romp.

Repeat this with 4-5 different girls over a two week span, and suddenly all the neighbor girls start coming by, wondering what you're cooking, or they need a hand with something back at their place.

The big lesson I learned in college is that girls gossip quite a bit about guys.
 
2012-04-06 12:26:33 PM

DavidVincent: Guess which one will call.

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gallery.theawesomest.nets1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2012-04-06 12:30:24 PM

meanmutton: Slives: MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?

I had a similar idea once I sort of called 'bed and breakfast'. My thought was that you ordered the night before and at say 6AM breakfast shows up at your door, except the lady delivering the breakfast would come in and 'eat' with you. But thinking about it now, the concept would work even better in a true bed and breakfast setting. Purchase a night to stay and get options for which meal you get a companion for.

Or, how about you just set up a company where people came and hire women by the hour to, I don't know, escort them places. You're paying strictly for time and companionship only and whatever happens between consenting adults, hey, that's their business. Oh, and you make them sign a paper saying that they know that they're not really paying for sex and are ABSOLUTELY NOT A COP. Seems foolproof to me.


How about you take a massage parlor, they pay for a massage, they get a massage, and use a code word for sex or a handjob which the masseuse gives because of a spontaneous, unexpected attraction to your body, then you pay them a high "tip" for the massage?

It's all perfectly legal! Imma gonna patent the plan!
 
2012-04-06 12:52:59 PM

MoronLessOff: groppet: edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.

Reminds me years ago when I worked at this one club all summer long german and eastern european au pairs would come in dance go home with a guy, sometimes even me. Not shy in the least. The only problem was some guys would get a tad jealous and there would be a fight or two. I really liked that summer

Dammit groppet. I'm going to have to ignore. You make me jealous all too often.


Yeah those were the days :( I miss them at times but if I was still like that I would probably be dead or just really really tired. If I ever write a book about the old days you will get an autographed copy. Mom says she wont read it. She says the stuff I told her scares her enough. lol
 
2012-04-06 12:57:02 PM

groppet: MoronLessOff: groppet: edmo: I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.

Reminds me years ago when I worked at this one club all summer long german and eastern european au pairs would come in dance go home with a guy, sometimes even me. Not shy in the least. The only problem was some guys would get a tad jealous and there would be a fight or two. I really liked that summer

Dammit groppet. I'm going to have to ignore. You make me jealous all too often.

Yeah those were the days :( I miss them at times but if I was still like that I would probably be dead or just really really tired. If I ever write a book about the old days you will get an autographed copy. Mom says she wont read it. She says the stuff I told her scares her enough. lol


I anxiously await the arrival of your tome on my doorstep.
 
2012-04-06 01:16:42 PM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


Probably not illegal, but you might have a problem with demand. A lot of women today like to use mechanical pencils.
 
2012-04-06 01:29:10 PM

phoolishone: Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.

My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man


I guess this is one case when asking what his fark handle is would be inappropriate
 
2012-04-06 01:43:09 PM

TheDeathMerchant: Used to do this at NIU back in the day, albeit I didn't really have a marketing plan for it, and the whole thing was confined to my apartment complex.

The idea was simple: get to know everyone in the complex really well, and then start "the primer": bring a few girls home, make sure the windows are open, have a nice, loud romp that everyone can hear, and then cook a really great breakfast the next morning that everyone can smell, followed by another romp.

Repeat this with 4-5 different girls over a two week span, and suddenly all the neighbor girls start coming by, wondering what you're cooking, or they need a hand with something back at their place.

The big lesson I learned in college is that girls gossip quite a bit about guys.



So in order to get girls to come to me all I need to do is sleep with 3-4 in a 2-week period?

It's a cool story and I'd high five you if we were in the same room but you have to also realize how maddening it is to hear for someone like me. I would consider it a MAJOR accomplishment if I could get 3-4 girls to sleep with me in a year.
 
2012-04-06 02:03:20 PM

TheDeathMerchant: Used to do this at NIU back in the day, albeit I didn't really have a marketing plan for it, and the whole thing was confined to my apartment complex.

The idea was simple: get to know everyone in the complex really well, and then start "the primer": bring a few girls home, make sure the windows are open, have a nice, loud romp that everyone can hear, and then cook a really great breakfast the next morning that everyone can smell, followed by another romp.

Repeat this with 4-5 different girls over a two week span, and suddenly all the neighbor girls start coming by, wondering what you're cooking, or they need a hand with something back at their place.

The big lesson I learned in college is that girls gossip quite a bit about guys.


Being good in the sack also works, and you don't need to cook them breakfast...
 
2012-04-06 02:04:58 PM

StrikitRich: [marc.merlins.org image 640x480]

...the three business students from the University of Mannheim in southwestern Germany, who call themselves Oskar, Christopher and Julius...

Is that Julius on the right?


I believe Julius is on the left. In the orange.
 
2012-04-06 02:35:18 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Being good in the sack also works, and you don't need to cook them breakfast...


The breakfast was kind of the linchpin for me. Girls really, really like stuffed french toast.

Lubejewski: you have to also realize how maddening it is to hear for someone like me. I would consider it a MAJOR accomplishment if I could get 3-4 girls to sleep with me in a year.


If it makes you feel any better, I've always been total fail in the relationship department. I'm 30 and I've only had 2 relationships make it past the 3 month mark, and since my fiancee and I split, it feels like I've completely forgotten how to talk to women. I'll take stability and independence any day over quantity or quality.
 
2012-04-06 03:18:51 PM

TheDeathMerchant: Gonad the Ballbarian: Being good in the sack also works, and you don't need to cook them breakfast...

The breakfast was kind of the linchpin for me. Girls really, really like stuffed french toast.

Lubejewski: you have to also realize how maddening it is to hear for someone like me. I would consider it a MAJOR accomplishment if I could get 3-4 girls to sleep with me in a year.

If it makes you feel any better, I've always been total fail in the relationship department. I'm 30 and I've only had 2 relationships make it past the 3 month mark, and since my fiancee and I split, it feels like I've completely forgotten how to talk to women. I'll take stability and independence any day over quantity or quality.


It's good to hear someone say that. Er, read someone type that?

I know married guys like me who chronically have a case of the grass is greener on the other side of the wedding ring. I'll admit I'm not immune to it either.
 
2012-04-06 03:36:47 PM

TheDeathMerchant:
Lubejewski: you have to also realize how maddening it is to hear for someone like me. I would consider it a MAJOR accomplishment if I could get 3-4 girls to sleep with me in a year.

If it makes you feel any better, I've always been total fail in the relationship department. I'm 30 and I've only had 2 relationships make it past the 3 month mark, and since my fiancee and I split, it feels like I've completely forgotten how to talk to women. I'll take stability and independence any day over quantity or quality.


I'm 29 myself and also just split up with my fiance. I was with her 3 years and she was the only girlfriend I have ever had. I've only been with 2 other women but it was a take what I could get situation. I just wasn't very attracted to either of them but felt I had no other options. I have only been single for a little more than a month but I find myself getting overly discouraged already. I had a bad experience out at the bar a few weeks ago where I was treated rudly by the majority of the women I tried to talk to. When I went up to the first girl and introduced myself the only thing she said to me was "that's ok, I already have a drink". I never even offered to buy her anything. Another girl just turned her back on me as I was talking to her and ignored me. The third innteruped me to say she was married as soon as I walked up and started talking. Then as I was trying to speak my second sentence to wish her a good night and she interuppted me to say "have a good night" in a short and rude tone.

Out of all the times I have tried to pick up women in bars it has worked exctally once so it's not like I expect anything to happen. I just figure as long as I'm there I might as well talk to some people. I usually have fun and go home in a good mood because even though I'm going home alone I still got to hang out and chat with some nice women.

I got an idea about a week ago to wear a hidden camera to the bar and try and record the way women treat me and possibly putting it on youtube. I'm still trying to decide that would be creepy or innappropriate in anyway. It also might be interpreted as an act of revenge. I'm not even sure if I would have to put it up on the net though. It just seems like the act of recording it would put me in a more positive mindset while talking to girls because even if they were rude to me I would still in a way be benefiting from it by gaining some good footage.
 
2012-04-06 03:49:30 PM

Lubejewski: TheDeathMerchant:
Lubejewski: you have to also realize how maddening it is to hear for someone like me. I would consider it a MAJOR accomplishment if I could get 3-4 girls to sleep with me in a year.

If it makes you feel any better, I've always been total fail in the relationship department. I'm 30 and I've only had 2 relationships make it past the 3 month mark, and since my fiancee and I split, it feels like I've completely forgotten how to talk to women. I'll take stability and independence any day over quantity or quality.

I'm 29 myself and also just split up with my fiance. I was with her 3 years and she was the only girlfriend I have ever had. I've only been with 2 other women but it was a take what I could get situation. I just wasn't very attracted to either of them but felt I had no other options. I have only been single for a little more than a month but I find myself getting overly discouraged already. I had a bad experience out at the bar a few weeks ago where I was treated rudly by the majority of the women I tried to talk to. When I went up to the first girl and introduced myself the only thing she said to me was "that's ok, I already have a drink". I never even offered to buy her anything. Another girl just turned her back on me as I was talking to her and ignored me. The third innteruped me to say she was married as soon as I walked up and started talking. Then as I was trying to speak my second sentence to wish her a good night and she interuppted me to say "have a good night" in a short and rude tone.

Out of all the times I have tried to pick up women in bars it has worked exctally once so it's not like I expect anything to happen. I just figure as long as I'm there I might as well talk to some people. I usually have fun and go home in a good mood because even though I'm going home alone I still got to hang out and chat with some nice women.

I got an idea about a week ago to wear a hidden camera to the bar and try and record the way women treat ...


You Sir, are in need of several hookers. If you can't afford that option you can always hang outside the food stamp office, get ya one of them broads easy enough
 
2012-04-06 03:55:15 PM

MBFGeek: phoolishone: Bschott007: Agarista: Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.

They should be offering a guarantee that they would go down on the woman until she came at least once. Then if asked, finish up with regular intercourse. A "customer cums first" policy, if you will.

My first -- and, by far, best -- lover made sure I came at least 3 times before we had intercourse. He used his hands and mouth over my various body areas. No one else has ever shown me that kind of courtesy. I've had nothing but bad luck/made bad choices ever since.

/not to mention looooooong stretches of abstinence
//coming back next time as a handsome, well-heeled gay man

How YOU doin'?

/except for the gay man thing which is a kind of odd comment


Heh. Means I really like the mens, but am not so thrilled about the way females are treated. Gay? Best of both worlds.
 
2012-04-06 04:35:51 PM
FTFA: "The men claim they have so far received 82 messages at the Bib:Love Hotmail. Some are searching for intimacy, some crack jokes and others are simply curious. Of these messages, nine have resulted in bookings. The meeting point is always the L3 student café on the University of Mannheim campus. "The L3 is the perfect spot because there are always a lot of students here during the week," says Oskar. "Then you can meet and have a beer and check to see if the chemistry is right." The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising."


Chemistry is right for what? You're a prostitute. The only chemistry necessary is the one involved in printing greenbacks. These dudes are propagating an entirely wrong idea about what prostitution is.

Also, if they don't cater to dudes, or do dude on dude shows for chicks, there's no point to their offerings, and they should be prosecuted for fraud.
 
2012-04-06 04:39:45 PM

Lubejewski: TheDeathMerchant:
Lubejewski: you have to also realize how maddening it is to hear for someone like me. I would consider it a MAJOR accomplishment if I could get 3-4 girls to sleep with me in a year.

If it makes you feel any better, I've always been total fail in the relationship department. I'm 30 and I've only had 2 relationships make it past the 3 month mark, and since my fiancee and I split, it feels like I've completely forgotten how to talk to women. I'll take stability and independence any day over quantity or quality.

I'm 29 myself and also just split up with my fiance. I was with her 3 years and she was the only girlfriend I have ever had. I've only been with 2 other women but it was a take what I could get situation. I just wasn't very attracted to either of them but felt I had no other options. I have only been single for a little more than a month but I find myself getting overly discouraged already.


In other words, both of you are dicks to women, and you should hang out together. Would make a great buddy movie..
 
2012-04-06 05:54:29 PM
Something I thought of after I got up this afternoon.

Somehow, I can't help bur foresee a series of videos coming out of this whole thing after a few years.

"Campus Callboys, hidden videos"

heh
 
2012-04-06 08:28:10 PM
When it comes to sex as a business, the line is firmly planted on the side of the man paying--not neither side paying, but the man paying. If women want to have free sex, they'll look at the entire pool, not just these guys.

No amount of marketing can overcome that.
 
2012-04-06 09:47:10 PM
Oh I just love these guys and their amazing idea....
/sarcasm

Yeah, they'll go give a girl a good farking (for free) AS LONG AS she's not FAT or UGLY.

Guess what that's how the world works ALL THE TIME.
Buy a girl a drink or two (or don't - just be charming) and DON"T be FAT or UGLY, and she'll fark you.

The girls who can't get farked so easily are FAT, UGLY, or way, way crazy.

And this comes from one of the unfarkable fattie girls.
 
2012-04-07 02:05:19 AM

Lubejewski: I have only been single for a little more than a month but I find myself getting overly discouraged already.


Dude, it's only been a month. You're still gonna have the "Just got my heart broken" stink on you, and to top it off the somewhat lack of experience thing makes it palpable. Give it some time.

I mean, Christ, my libido was dead for the first four months after the breakup, and now at the 2 year mark I still feel all retarded talking to women, like I forgot how to flirt and lost all ability to tell if she's into me.

Hell, I could be burning past a whole load of gorgeous women who're interested and I'd have no idea.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: In other words, both of you are dicks to women, and you should hang out together. Would make a great buddy movie..


Nah, I'm a good guy to a fault. I'm the sort of jackass who makes everything his personal responsibility, even if no one asked. I even have this crazy tendency to take the blame for things that I had no part in because I dislike conflict and try to break way to a resolution as quick as possible. I started at a new restaurant a month ago, and I've already taken a proverbial bullet for every cook in there. I've put my ass in a sling, but they seem to really respect the hell out of me for it.
 
2012-04-07 12:58:07 PM

Slow Motion Walter: StrikitRich: [marc.merlins.org image 640x480]

...the three business students from the University of Mannheim in southwestern Germany, who call themselves Oskar, Christopher and Julius...

Is that Julius on the right?

I believe Julius is on the left. In the orange.


But of course
 
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