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(Spiegel)   Campus Callboys: Male students offer free sex to help coeds make the grade   (spiegel.de) divider line 111
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2012-04-06 12:46:54 AM
nein fetties
 
2012-04-06 01:25:47 AM
Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.
 
2012-04-06 02:17:19 AM
i.imgur.com
Approves
 
2012-04-06 02:27:35 AM
It's cool that there apparently is not any ridiculous fundy backlash in Germany.
 
2012-04-06 06:03:21 AM
Xanadian did this years ago.
 
2012-04-06 06:17:29 AM
I wanna be a callboy, baby.
 
2012-04-06 06:39:08 AM

themeaningoflifeisnot: It's cool that there apparently is not any ridiculous fundy backlash in Germany.


You don't want to know what a fundy backlash looks like in Germany.
 
2012-04-06 06:42:38 AM
www.blockbuster.co.uk
Fred Garvin approves
 
2012-04-06 06:45:55 AM

orbister: themeaningoflifeisnot: It's cool that there apparently is not any ridiculous fundy backlash in Germany.
You don't want to know what a fundy backlash looks like in Germany.


A FUNDY BACKLASH looks like this in the US
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2012-04-06 06:49:56 AM
In Japan they have a word for it: Enjokosai.

Means "helpful relationship" or "compensated dating".

Usually involves a teenage girl and a middle aged businessman stressed out from his job, however. There's no sex, because that's too obvious and not weird enough for Japan. Mostly dinner and heavy petting. Maybe a hand down the panties, but that's not guaranteed.
 
2012-04-06 06:53:38 AM
www.slantmagazine.com
 
2012-04-06 06:54:05 AM
As a business model, it's a win-win formula: Two potential partners I set out to profit from a mutual transaction. That must be how the three business students I, from the University of Mannheim hard knocks in southwestern Germany good 'ol USA, who calls themselves Oskar, Christopher and Julius himself Rip Dashrock, imagined things to be when they he decided to offer their his services by creating what could best be described as a free brothel. They He offers stressed-out, female students farkettes uncomplicated and anonymous one-night stands.

Call me.
 
2012-04-06 07:01:00 AM

GleeUnit: Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.


At the same time it throws their whole women's liberation thing out the window. "Sorry, you're too ugly for our services."
 
Skr
2012-04-06 07:03:08 AM
Interesting concept. I hope they stock up on dental dams.
 
2012-04-06 07:08:31 AM
Marketing 101: charge people money for something you'd be willing to give away for free.
 
2012-04-06 07:11:18 AM
Seems like a Risky Business to me :)
 
2012-04-06 07:13:19 AM
Just in case anyone needs a callgeezer, I'm available.

/and desperate
 
2012-04-06 07:14:54 AM
img210.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-06 07:17:59 AM

GleeUnit: Why didn't I think of that?


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-04-06 07:18:41 AM
Farking Brilliance at its best.
 
2012-04-06 07:19:25 AM
Hey where are all the pics of hot German girls who might take advantage of this program?

Oh.
 
2012-04-06 07:20:26 AM
As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?
 
2012-04-06 07:24:02 AM
The reason why no one else thought of trying this is because it is extremely sleazy. Especially with this line:

"The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising."

So it's just a manwhore service. Reminds me of those 12 year old boyscouts offering to give free breast exams (Onion, so not real).

If personal morals and integrity were not an issue, every fifth car on the road would be a bang bus.
 
2012-04-06 07:26:13 AM
marc.merlins.org

...the three business students from the University of Mannheim in southwestern Germany, who call themselves Oskar, Christopher and Julius...

Is that Julius on the right?
 
2012-04-06 07:27:00 AM

picturescrazy: GleeUnit: Why didn't I think of that?

Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

Heh. Looks like they have all their bases covered.

At the same time it throws their whole women's liberation thing out the window. "Sorry, you're too ugly for our services."


Yeah, pretty much my thought on it. It's just yet another footnote in the big book of "The Elaborate Schemes Men Have Used to Get Laid."
 
2012-04-06 07:27:23 AM
or King Joffrey?
 
2012-04-06 07:28:33 AM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


I had a similar idea once I sort of called 'bed and breakfast'. My thought was that you ordered the night before and at say 6AM breakfast shows up at your door, except the lady delivering the breakfast would come in and 'eat' with you. But thinking about it now, the concept would work even better in a true bed and breakfast setting. Purchase a night to stay and get options for which meal you get a companion for.
 
2012-04-06 07:33:54 AM
I'm sure they are making a "hard" sacrifice for their fellow students, but they will "make it" through and "come" to the aid of these damsels in distress.

/yeah, I agree with gulogulo, just another scheme to get laid. The premise is clear as crystal.
 
2012-04-06 07:35:09 AM
Wierd.

Before RTFA I thought this was about tutors being repaid with sex instead of money. That got me a little hot, since I've tutored some calc and physics... and my fantasies ran wild.

Then I RTFA and realized the stupid.
 
2012-04-06 07:35:41 AM
I read the whole article not finding much wrong with it until I got to their "no fugs" clause. I wonder if they've ever met up with a chick and been dismissed by her for not being attractive enough?
 
2012-04-06 07:36:28 AM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


That's what they do across the border from Germany in Poland too. But then it's not pencils, it's ugly gypsum statue casts. Very expensive ugly gypsum statue casts and very sympathetic salesgirls.
 
2012-04-06 07:39:54 AM
Quincy Bigalo, mediocre gigolo.
 
2012-04-06 07:39:57 AM
Before praising this, remember folks, this is Germany. Unless I've been lied to by pr0n all these years, sex means something a whole lot different over there.
 
2012-04-06 07:41:24 AM

MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?


Personally, I believe sex for money should be legal, but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.
 
2012-04-06 07:43:53 AM
Article says nothing of how good they are, either. There is such a thing as 'bad sex' if you are a woman (where as with men, I often hear the 'bad sex is like bad pizza' logic: it isn't the best but it's always better than none). There'd be no stress relief if you just waste my time.
 
2012-04-06 07:54:10 AM
So instead of just Chinese food and pizza, they can also order up some hot throbbing cock.
 
2012-04-06 07:57:23 AM
Mose
Before RTFA I thought this was about tutors being repaid with sex instead of money. That got me a little hot, since I've tutored some calc and physics... and my fantasies ran wild.


From what I've been told from friends who now have Phds in medicine, in that regard you might have had more luck tutoring in the medical department of the university (though I think they had to take a physics (electricity-related) course, too, because I remember lending one of them one of my textbooks for those weeks and helping her with a homework assignment about voltage dividers).
What was that saying again?
"If you are in your third year and haven't gotten your doctor yet, you'll probably have to become one yourself."
 
2012-04-06 08:00:30 AM
Perhaps they should be offering free head. Doesn't matter what the face looks like, and that would truly be a service.
 
2012-04-06 08:05:37 AM
I put up a Rent-a-Boyfriend ad on Craigslist when I was single, bored and drunk. Offered to be your date for functions, meet your parents, cook a meal, listen to your car stories, etc. was shocked when women actually replied. Was NOT prepared for the freakshow tho, after I got a look at them. Turns out the gals who would pay for companionship HAVE to pay for companionship. I felt bad for them, but I still removed the ad without going through with anything...

/6'1" and 210, and all 3 I talked to easily out-weighed me
 
2012-04-06 08:10:26 AM
*cat stories, not car stories
 
2012-04-06 08:11:12 AM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ... but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.


If you can't figure a way to get out of jury duty, I'd say there's at least a decent chance you fell off the short bus ON YOUR FARKING HEAD this morning.
 
2012-04-06 08:13:34 AM
I think it's very generous of these young men to help young women in need like they're doing. We need more people in this world who are so selfless and giving.
 
2012-04-06 08:18:27 AM
Free sex presented as a business transaction sounds about appealing as finding an obviously partially used lollipop on the floor of the F train.
 
2012-04-06 08:19:05 AM
The idea for Bib:Love came to them during an alcohol-fuelled night.

No sh*t?
 
2012-04-06 08:25:10 AM

Slives: MythDragon: As a side note, I've always wondered why you can't do this in the U.S. :

Stand on a street corner selling pencils. The pencils cost 20 bucks each. (Free market, right?). Tell some guy you'd love to go on a date with him, but you need to sell a quota of pencils first. Like say 3 of them. He buys your pencils, and then because you like him, you go have sex with him. An hour later, you decide you need to sell more pencils.

How would that be illegal?

I had a similar idea once I sort of called 'bed and breakfast'. My thought was that you ordered the night before and at say 6AM breakfast shows up at your door, except the lady delivering the breakfast would come in and 'eat' with you. But thinking about it now, the concept would work even better in a true bed and breakfast setting. Purchase a night to stay and get options for which meal you get a companion for.


Or, how about you just set up a company where people came and hire women by the hour to, I don't know, escort them places. You're paying strictly for time and companionship only and whatever happens between consenting adults, hey, that's their business. Oh, and you make them sign a paper saying that they know that they're not really paying for sex and are ABSOLUTELY NOT A COP. Seems foolproof to me.
 
2012-04-06 08:26:06 AM

Lord Thorn: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ... but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.

If you can't figure a way to get out of jury duty, I'd say there's at least a decent chance you fell off the short bus ON YOUR FARKING HEAD this morning.


shiat, I would LOVE to be on jury duty. Seems like it would be fun.
 
2012-04-06 08:26:45 AM
I was going to say "how easy are German girls anyway?" and then, remembering I know lots of them, I realized that's not the question at all. Europeans don't worry about "easy", don't wrap their sex in biblical guilt, don't tie sex to unrelated matters, etc.etc. They have sex if they want and with who they want. Or they don't.

And no army of moralists is running around preaching to them.
 
2012-04-06 08:27:58 AM

Lord Thorn: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ... but currently it would be up to a jury to decide if it was sex or pencils you were selling and the jury didn't fall off the shortbus this morning.

If you can't figure a way to get out of jury duty, I'd say there's at least a decent chance you fell off the short bus ON YOUR FARKING HEAD this morning.


Some people see it as a duty owed...ymmv.
 
2012-04-06 08:28:19 AM
Interesting business model; I'd like to read their five-year plan.
 
2012-04-06 08:30:10 AM
Also, FTFA: The young men reserve the right to withdraw their service should a girl's appearance be unpromising.

exactly... prepare for the parade of fatties.
 
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