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(Huffington Post)   Birther Jerome Corsi says the "noose is tightening for Obama." We get it; he's black   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 304
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2012-04-06 02:36:25 AM  

meat0918: violentsalvation: FlashHarry: jesus, these people are just farking morons, aren't they?

Yes.

I blame the media. People expect swastikas and white hoods when they think racism.

This leads to a populace that doesn't think regular looking people can be racists.


I don't know. Are the whistles working?
 
2012-04-06 02:36:25 AM  

Godscrack: It's not going to get any better. They know Obama is going to get a second term.

So the hoods are coming off.


Going on, more like it.
 
2012-04-06 02:37:02 AM  

LordJiro: Sabyen91: Christian Bale: "I am not in a position to say what he put up on screen is demonstrative of evidence; that is for the court of law,"

It's not for me to judge whether Assemblyman Anthony Bucco (R-Boonton) farks pigs; that is for the court of law. I have not seen any evidence, but the issue remains unresolved.

His dick smells like pig shiat though. I am not passing judgement...

I do not want to know why you'd know what Jerome Corsi's dick smells like.


It is just common knowledge!
 
2012-04-06 02:37:51 AM  

LordJiro: Sabyen91: Christian Bale: "I am not in a position to say what he put up on screen is demonstrative of evidence; that is for the court of law,"

It's not for me to judge whether Assemblyman Anthony Bucco (R-Boonton) farks pigs; that is for the court of law. I have not seen any evidence, but the issue remains unresolved.

His dick smells like pig shiat though. I am not passing judgement...

I do not want to know why you'd know what Jerome Corsi's dick smells like.


I'm kind of curious actually.
 
2012-04-06 02:38:27 AM  

Sabyen91: meat0918: violentsalvation: FlashHarry: jesus, these people are just farking morons, aren't they?

Yes.

I blame the media. People expect swastikas and white hoods when they think racism.

This leads to a populace that doesn't think regular looking people can be racists.

I don't know. Are the whistles working?


Whistles? These people are using foghorns!
 
2012-04-06 02:40:20 AM  
Perhaps for the next Captain America movie, he can battle morons like that guy.

Granted, not too challenging for him..
 
2012-04-06 02:41:33 AM  
 
2012-04-06 02:41:39 AM  

FlashHarry: jesus, these people are just farking morons, aren't they?


i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-06 02:44:05 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Growing up in the south, I was always informed that New Jersey was a bastion of urban liberalism and high taxes


Don't forget that they're too stupid to pump their own gas.
 
2012-04-06 02:45:11 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: So what's the deal with Mr. Corsi and his crowd?


4.bp.blogspot.com
"There's a sucker born every minute"

What a 'sucker' looks like....
www.thebeekeepersapprentice.com
www.thebeekeepersapprentice.com
donnabrazz.files.wordpress.com
badfiction.typepad.com
 
2012-04-06 02:48:04 AM  

A Dark Evil Omen: WE GET IT, HE'S BLAH


OBAMA IS A VAMPIRE?!?!
 
2012-04-06 02:49:04 AM  

meat0918: Sabyen91: meat0918: violentsalvation: FlashHarry: jesus, these people are just farking morons, aren't they?

Yes.

I blame the media. People expect swastikas and white hoods when they think racism.

This leads to a populace that doesn't think regular looking people can be racists.

I don't know. Are the whistles working?

Whistles? These people are using foghorns!


Uh-uh-uh, I know what you're gonna say, son. When two halves is gone, there's nothin' left. And you're right, it's a little ole worm, who wasn't there. Two negras is Negras'.
 
2012-04-06 02:49:07 AM  
Aeonite ..Ummm you do know that that spreadsheet, it may seem right, but you do know it's made up, right?
 
2012-04-06 02:49:55 AM  

Injuneer: Aeonite ..Ummm you do know that that spreadsheet, it may seem right, but you do know it's made up, right?


Citation please.
 
2012-04-06 02:51:49 AM  

Injuneer: Aeonite ..Ummm you do know that that spreadsheet, it may seem right, but you do know it's made up, right?


Not saying you are wrong. Wisconsin is generally top 5 among ACT and other tests.

/Until Republicans start taking part. Then we become painfully average.
 
2012-04-06 02:52:34 AM  
I wish I'd somehow gotten in on the birther thing years ago and found a way to make a career out of being crazy.
 
2012-04-06 02:53:55 AM  

Injuneer: but you do know it's made up, right?


Like Fartbongo's Birth Certificate? Amirite? Zing.

My sincerest apology. I could not resist.
 
2012-04-06 02:54:21 AM  

Injuneer: Aeonite ..Ummm you do know that that spreadsheet, it may seem right, but you do know it's made up, right?


If it's on the Internet it must be true.
 
2012-04-06 02:54:30 AM  

FlashHarry: jesus, these people are just farking morons, aren't they?


And calling them that is an insult to the farking moron community.
 
2012-04-06 02:56:31 AM  

FlashHarry: jesus, these people are just farking morons, aren't they?


No. Farking morons are much smarter than these birther farktards.
 
2012-04-06 02:56:39 AM  

Smackledorfer: I wish I'd somehow gotten in on the birther thing years ago and found a way to make a career out of being crazy.


May I suggest religion? There's always money in the banana stand....
images2.fanpop.com
 
2012-04-06 02:57:21 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: FlashHarry: jesus, these people are just farking morons, aren't they?

That's giving them too much credit. This level of stupidity requires an entirely new word.


birthtard?

teatard?
 
2012-04-06 03:02:29 AM  
chud.com
Hulk sleep!

Night guys, this thread was fun AND silly.
 
2012-04-06 03:04:22 AM  
Okay, so a new word for those birthers?

How about mashing together "morons" and "retards" into "mortards"? It has some interesting side effects: it sounds like "more tards" (which is obvious in and of itself) and "mortars", portable cannons with lots of room for error when firing. It sorta works for me =)
 
2012-04-06 03:05:40 AM  

Valiente: FlashHarry: jesus, these people are just farking morons, aren't they?

Actually, they are politically engaged citizens of the United States of America.

Unfortunately, the two are not mutually exclusive.

/probably unsure if Hawaii is really a state
//and if Obama is actually a human.


Actually, last I checked these people consider Obama to be three fifths of a person -- for voting purposes, anyway.
 
2012-04-06 03:06:07 AM  

ZurkisPhreek: Okay, so a new word for those birthers?


I think "mark" covers it.
 
2012-04-06 03:06:55 AM  
Dammit, would have been funnier if I remembered to swap "person" with "human."
 
2012-04-06 03:08:07 AM  
Elmo Jones [DOG TUBA] 2012-04-06 12:32:27 AM

ShawnDoc: They aren't even trying to make it a dog whistle are they?

More like a dog tuba.


Congrats, you just earned yourself a Farky!!
 
2012-04-06 03:08:17 AM  

Sabyen91: Injuneer: Aeonite ..Ummm you do know that that spreadsheet, it may seem right, but you do know it's made up, right?

Citation please.


It's unlikely that entire states are averaging a couple standard deviations about other states.

It is also unlikely that any large scale IQ testing could get a valid average comparable between states.
 
2012-04-06 03:08:37 AM  

Dahnkster: Smackledorfer: I wish I'd somehow gotten in on the birther thing years ago and found a way to make a career out of being crazy.

May I suggest religion? There's always money in the banana stand....
[images2.fanpop.com image 640x510]


Maybe they're starting to hand these out so REAL Republicans can recognize each other:

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-06 03:08:46 AM  
vygramul: corcist.jpg

does that banner read the constipation party? cause that really makes sense
 
2012-04-06 03:12:57 AM  

digitalpirate: timujin: Godscrack: It's not going to get any better. They know Obama is going to get a second term.

So the hoods are coming off.

Birthers are racist??

This is hardly surprising, a friggin' GOP Presidential candidate called Obama a "government nig-" last week...

He called Obama a "government nig-"!?!

Why didn't I hear about this?


Here^ you go.
 
2012-04-06 03:14:06 AM  
Has anyone yet noted that everyone in this thread noting that this unfortunate metaphor by Corsi appears a wee mite racist are, in fact, each and every single one, a racist themselves? Just like to note that and number myself among them.

/Pointy hats fit pointy heads.
 
2012-04-06 03:14:35 AM  
It's only O.K. to make noose jokes about Sarah Palin!

edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/29/palin.noose
 
2012-04-06 03:14:55 AM  
Was there, Bucco? Was there some important points raised?

/Ignorant, regardless of race.
//Only half-read TFA
 
2012-04-06 03:15:25 AM  
Doesn't he call himself "Dr." but his Ph.D is from Bob Jones University or Weekly World News back page.
 
2012-04-06 03:16:17 AM  

fusillade762: ekdikeo4: MyRandomName: IN a liberal's mind, the word noose has only been used in regards to racism towards blacks. We never said they had an intelligent mind, just what is in their mind.

Just the other day, my gf's eldest daughter pointed out that the black girl in The Hunger Games was especially adept at climbing trees, compared to all the rest of the characters. I giggled for an hour, mostly because she didn't get why I yelled "THAT'S WACIST".

why does rue have to be black not gonna lie kinda ruined the movie


"And most hauntingly, a twelve-year-old girl from District 11. She has dark brown skin and eyes, but other than that, she's very like Prim in size and demeanor." ―Katniss Everdeen, while watching Rue's reaping.

I pictured a black girl when I read Hunger Games, but I guess she could have been Native American or Indian.
 
2012-04-06 03:16:26 AM  

quatchi: Has anyone yet noted that everyone in this thread noting that this unfortunate metaphor by Corsi appears a wee mite racist are, in fact, each and every single one, a racist themselves? Just like to note that and number myself among them.

/Pointy hats fit pointy heads.


Nope. Not racist.
 
2012-04-06 03:17:08 AM  

Smackledorfer: Sabyen91: Injuneer: Aeonite ..Ummm you do know that that spreadsheet, it may seem right, but you do know it's made up, right?

Citation please.

It's unlikely that entire states are averaging a couple standard deviations about other states.

It is also unlikely that any large scale IQ testing could get a valid average comparable between states.


BS alarm: Adults are not routinely tested for IQ. Any effort to test a representative sample in all fifty states, among all ages, would attract attention as a major project.

Another BS alarm: Alaska is over-represented by top professionals in many different fields -- primarily engineering for oil, but a lot of money goes into biology research, climate research, geothermal/geology dealing with volcanoes and earthquakes, oceanographers, etc., etc., all taking advantage of Alaska's unique set of resources for their professions.

In a state of a half-million, you'd think that would bump them off the top of the bell curve by a bit.

I'm skeptical.
 
2012-04-06 03:18:06 AM  
Look, I don't much care for Obama, but I'm smart enough to realize that if he was not eligible for the office the Clinton Machine would have figured that out a long time ago and had him disqualified well before the election. Hillary would probably be president now in that case.
 
2012-04-06 03:18:09 AM  
Dahnkster 2012-04-06 02:56:39 AM

And YOU get the coveted, awesome, and incredibly rare Bananas Apesh*t Rimpoche award!

I didn't come up with that BTW.

One of my Finnish friends did months ago and I've been dyin' to use it on Fark.
 
2012-04-06 03:18:27 AM  

fark80: It's only O.K. to make noose jokes about Sarah Palin!

edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/29/palin.noose


fark80: It's only O.K. to make noose jokes about Sarah Palin!

edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/29/palin.noose


FTFA: "The mayor of West Hollywood has condemned a Halloween display ..."

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-04-06 03:19:37 AM  

Mock26: quatchi: Has anyone yet noted that everyone in this thread noting that this unfortunate metaphor by Corsi appears a wee mite racist are, in fact, each and every single one, a racist themselves? Just like to note that and number myself among them.

/Pointy hats fit pointy heads.

Nope. Not racist.


Are you saying Corsi is not being racist here just really REALLY tone deaf and historically ignorant?

*considers*

The ignorance argument is kinda compelling considering who we're dealing with here.
 
2012-04-06 03:21:23 AM  

quatchi: Mock26: quatchi: Has anyone yet noted that everyone in this thread noting that this unfortunate metaphor by Corsi appears a wee mite racist are, in fact, each and every single one, a racist themselves? Just like to note that and number myself among them.

/Pointy hats fit pointy heads.

Nope. Not racist.

Are you saying Corsi is not being racist here just really REALLY tone deaf and historically ignorant?

*considers*

The ignorance argument is kinda compelling considering who we're dealing with here.


No, just saying that contrary to your statement I am not myself a racist.
 
2012-04-06 03:24:05 AM  

Mock26: quatchi: Mock26: quatchi: Has anyone yet noted that everyone in this thread noting that this unfortunate metaphor by Corsi appears a wee mite racist are, in fact, each and every single one, a racist themselves? Just like to note that and number myself among them.

/Pointy hats fit pointy heads.

Nope. Not racist.

Are you saying Corsi is not being racist here just really REALLY tone deaf and historically ignorant?

*considers*

The ignorance argument is kinda compelling considering who we're dealing with here.

No, just saying that contrary to your statement I am not myself a racist.


mije.org
 
2012-04-06 03:25:44 AM  

fark80: It's only O.K. to make noose jokes about Sarah Palin!

edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/29/palin.noose


Yeah, she's totally gonna fark you now.
 
2012-04-06 03:25:58 AM  

Mock26: quatchi: Mock26: quatchi: Has anyone yet noted that everyone in this thread noting that this unfortunate metaphor by Corsi appears a wee mite racist are, in fact, each and every single one, a racist themselves? Just like to note that and number myself among them.

/Pointy hats fit pointy heads.

Nope. Not racist.

Are you saying Corsi is not being racist here just really REALLY tone deaf and historically ignorant?

*considers*

The ignorance argument is kinda compelling considering who we're dealing with here.

No, just saying that contrary to your statement I am not myself a racist.


Because you thought I was being serious and not just pre-emptively mocking the RW projectionists?

/Not trying to be a dick just trying to figure out if I've been misconstrued.
 
2012-04-06 03:26:35 AM  

Smackledorfer: Sabyen91: Injuneer: Aeonite ..Ummm you do know that that spreadsheet, it may seem right, but you do know it's made up, right?

Citation please.

It's unlikely that entire states are averaging a couple standard deviations about other states.

It is also unlikely that any large scale IQ testing could get a valid average comparable between states.


It's also highly unlikely that Florida ranks 26th.
 
2012-04-06 03:27:46 AM  

Smackledorfer: Sabyen91: Injuneer: Aeonite ..Ummm you do know that that spreadsheet, it may seem right, but you do know it's made up, right?

Citation please.

It's unlikely that entire states are averaging a couple standard deviations about other states.

It is also unlikely that any large scale IQ testing could get a valid average comparable between states.


There are long-term studies on the actual results of real tests. Wisconsin has always been in the top 5. I find it hard to believe that Wisconsin would be at 100.
 
2012-04-06 03:28:29 AM  

ShawnDoc: They aren't even trying to make it a dog whistle are they?


Their dogs are morans too.
 
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