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(Bangor Daily News)   You're a major drug dealer. Do you keep your ill-gotten cash stashed: A) in a hidden safe in the basement? B) at a safe house in another city? or, C) buried at the cemetery?   (bangordailynews.com ) divider line
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2012-04-05 08:53:12 PM  
MDEA agents raided two homes in Hudson and Bangor, searched a Newburgh storage locker and found $2,800 in cash buried behind a cemetery in Hudson...

Call me a purist, but this seems to defeat the purpose of having a cemetery to bury things in.
 
2012-04-05 09:08:17 PM  
I keeps my cash buried under the church.
 
2012-04-05 09:12:56 PM  
What a great idea! Let's go wonder around a cemetery at night, with a bunch of shovels. No one will be any the wiser.

/ there's a reason all the cops I know say that they only catch the dumb ones.
 
2012-04-05 09:13:01 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MDEA agents raided two homes in Hudson and Bangor, searched a Newburgh storage locker and found $2,800 in cash buried behind a cemetery in Hudson...

Call me a purist, but this seems to defeat the purpose of having a cemetery to bury things in.


I don't know...who's going to be going around cemeteries digging them up to look for money?
 
2012-04-05 09:14:24 PM  
Mushrooms, Bath Salts, and pot along with $2,800 cash?

This guy is hardly a "major drug dealer". Shrooms and pot are not hard drugs and bath salts are for people who can't get good drugs.
 
2012-04-05 09:15:47 PM  
Wait, is there some huge black market for bath salts?
 
2012-04-05 09:17:00 PM  
I would have hid the money at my local Mcdonalds, in a safe place that I only I know about.
 
2012-04-05 09:17:01 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I don't know...who's going to be going around cemeteries digging them up to look for money?


Burn Notice characters, and they're fictional!
 
2012-04-05 09:18:34 PM  

Neondistraction: I would have hid the money at my local Mcdonalds, in a safe place that I only I know about.


In the Grimace statue, right?

Dude. EVERYONE knows about the Grimace statue.
 
2012-04-05 09:19:09 PM  
2800?

Wow, he's really raking it in
 
2012-04-05 09:20:38 PM  
The police have entered the $1200 into evidence.
 
2012-04-05 09:23:07 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Gyrfalcon: I don't know...who's going to be going around cemeteries digging them up to look for money?

Burn Notice characters, and they're fictional!


I can't watch that show--it's silly. They go around cemeteries digging up money and pretending they're not playing "Miami Vice".
 
2012-04-05 09:24:00 PM  

Fart_Machine: Wait, is there some huge black market for bath salts?


Yeah, especially when mixed with MDEA.
 
2012-04-05 09:27:12 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I can't watch that show--it's silly. They go around cemeteries digging up money and pretending they're not playing "Miami Vice".


You gotta give them points for not rocking out the Don Johnson blazers, at the very least.
 
2012-04-05 09:34:09 PM  
Mine is buried in the basement of the Alamo. Shhhh
 
2012-04-05 09:34:22 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Neondistraction: I would have hid the money at my local Mcdonalds, in a safe place that I only I know about.

In the Grimace statue, right?

Dude. EVERYONE knows about the Grimace statue.


No, no, in the hamburglar statue. It's so obvious it's the last place anyone would look.
 
2012-04-05 09:35:42 PM  
FTA: The Maine Drug Enforcement Agency, aided by local, state and federal law enforcement agencies, seized a large amount of bath salts - with a street value of $190,000

Street value
for bath salts? Cop math has gone off the deep end or 'bath salts' is a broader term than I realize.
 
2012-04-05 09:36:23 PM  
DAMN.

That's actually fairly brilliant, Neondistraction, when you think about it.
 
2012-04-05 09:37:50 PM  

cig-mkr: Mine is buried in the basement of the Alamo. Shhhh


Is that so you don't forget?
 
2012-04-05 09:38:27 PM  
Ok, what is the deal with bath salts? Can someone explain plz?

/thanks
 
2012-04-05 09:39:39 PM  
I am of the Purloined Letter school of thought. I keep my money in a seemingly discarded McDonald's bag on the front lawn, as no one will ever suspect it to be there. I'm sure it's there now. Many people pass by it every day and no one has even considered disturbing it.
 
2012-04-05 09:42:48 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok, what is the deal with bath salts? Can someone explain plz?

/thanks


Legal (for now) meth basically, you can buy them in head/smoke shops.
 
2012-04-05 09:42:59 PM  
I'm currently soaking in a hot bath, with bath salts, so I'm getting a kick out of this.
The hot water feels great as usual but after soaking a while in the salts, one really starts to relax and feel t-AAAARGH! My feet have become crocodiles!!!
 
2012-04-05 09:44:46 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok, what is the deal with bath salts? Can someone explain plz?

/thanks



It is the street name for Methylenedioxypyrovalerone it is as stimulant similar to meth, it was sold legally as "Bath Salts" in head shops for a few years before being banned.
 
2012-04-05 09:47:06 PM  

Tom_Slick: Bit'O'Gristle: Ok, what is the deal with bath salts? Can someone explain plz?

/thanks


It is the street name for Methylenedioxypyrovalerone it is as stimulant similar to meth, it was sold legally as "Bath Salts" in head shops for a few years before being banned.


Thanks.
 
2012-04-05 09:47:27 PM  

Tom_Slick: Bit'O'Gristle: Ok, what is the deal with bath salts? Can someone explain plz?

/thanks


It is the street name for Methylenedioxypyrovalerone it is as stimulant similar to meth, it was sold legally as "Bath Salts" in head shops for a few years before being banned.


/Thank you Sir. Much appreciated
 
2012-04-05 09:50:44 PM  
seized 316 diverted oxycodone pills, with a street value of $9,480, and $3,100 in cash.

The oxycodone has a retail street value of $9,480


But what was the street value of the oxycodone?
 
2012-04-05 09:59:51 PM  
Mine is burried in a rattlesnake den that you need climbing gear to get to.... If you can get to it you deserve it.
 
2012-04-05 10:01:46 PM  

Neondistraction: I would have hid the money at my local Mcdonalds, in a safe place that I only I know about.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-05 10:01:56 PM  
A good friend of mine overdosed and died using bath salts last February. I hadn't seen him in a few years, as his drug use got pretty bad towards the end. Last time we spoke, about a month before he died, and called me and was high as a kite - like he was really high on meth or something. A month later I found out what happened with his OD, and realized he had most likely been using bath salts when we were talking on the phone. I had never heard of bath salts before until he died. It's like a cheap version of meth from what I understand... Stuff is bad news. It is still legal in some states, like Arizona.
 
2012-04-05 10:06:20 PM  
Went down to the cemetery, looking for drugs
Got there and my dope was buried I had to dig it up.
 
2012-04-05 10:07:35 PM  
Illegal pharmacy and illegal armory and littering.
 
2012-04-05 10:08:01 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok, what is the deal with bath salts? Can someone explain plz?

/thanks


It's an analog of MDMA, ecstasy, but without the "love buzz". There are far better gray market drugs out there that are much better, like 2CB.
 
2012-04-05 10:12:36 PM  

fusillade762: seized 316 diverted oxycodone pills, with a street value of $9,480, and $3,100 in cash.

The oxycodone has a retail street value of $9,480

But what was the street value of the oxycodone?


Oxycodone generally goes for 50 cents to $1 a milligram. Cops tend to ignore the amount of active drug in each pill and focus on the number of pills because they are bad at math.
 
2012-04-05 10:16:50 PM  

digitalpirate: Mushrooms, Bath Salts, and pot along with $2,800 cash?

This guy is hardly a "major drug dealer". Shrooms and pot are not hard drugs and bath salts are for people who can't get good drugs.


I routinely had upwards of five thousand cash as a waiter who rented a room to another waiter. I suppose I should have just gone to the bank more often.
 
2012-04-05 10:18:15 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Gyrfalcon: I can't watch that show--it's silly. They go around cemeteries digging up money and pretending they're not playing "Miami Vice".

You gotta give them points for not rocking out the Don Johnson blazers, at the very least.


That show is great. Suspend your disbelief and enjoy yourself.
 
2012-04-05 10:24:43 PM  
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2012-04-05 10:25:50 PM  

cig-mkr: Mine is buried in the basement of the Alamo. Shhhh


1.bp.blogspot.com

There's no basement at The Alamo!
 
2012-04-05 10:36:49 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Gyrfalcon: I don't know...who's going to be going around cemeteries digging them up to look for money?

Burn Notice characters, and they're fictional!

I can't watch that show--it's silly. They go around cemeteries digging up money and pretending they're not playing "Miami Vice".


so you watched a small portion of one episode and gave up. Miami Vice was undercover cops, law enforcement, and it was terribly hokey. Michael, Fiona and Sam depict characters that champion for the cause of the common person. None of their backgrounds are within law enforcement. they are like real-life super-heroes, within the context of the show. there is clever bits in each show and the narrative that accompanies some footage gives the viewer an inside feel. obviously i enjoy Burn Notice and i think if you gave it a fair chance you might too.
 
2012-04-05 10:45:31 PM  

KrispyKritter: Gyrfalcon: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Gyrfalcon: I don't know...who's going to be going around cemeteries digging them up to look for money?

Burn Notice characters, and they're fictional!

I can't watch that show--it's silly. They go around cemeteries digging up money and pretending they're not playing "Miami Vice".

so you watched a small portion of one episode and gave up. Miami Vice was undercover cops, law enforcement, and it was terribly hokey. Michael, Fiona and Sam depict characters that champion for the cause of the common person. None of their backgrounds are within law enforcement. they are like real-life super-heroes, within the context of the show. there is clever bits in each show and the narrative that accompanies some footage gives the viewer an inside feel. obviously i enjoy Burn Notice and i think if you gave it a fair chance you might too.


Not law enforcement?!? MIchael was a spy for the freaking CIA or something! I watched like four episodes, and it is one of the silliest things I ever saw: Miami Vice meets Simon & Simon. Most common people are not drug dealers on yachts or being kidnapped by gun runners hiding out in warehouses down by the waterfront; and Michael is so visible that that agency trying to find him must be awfully stupid: He sticks out like the A-team.

Enjoy it if you like. I had my tolerance for silly shows ruined in the 1980's.
 
2012-04-05 11:01:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: KrispyKritter: Gyrfalcon: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Gyrfalcon: I don't know...who's going to be going around cemeteries digging them up to look for money?

Burn Notice characters, and they're fictional!

I can't watch that show--it's silly. They go around cemeteries digging up money and pretending they're not playing "Miami Vice".

so you watched a small portion of one episode and gave up. Miami Vice was undercover cops, law enforcement, and it was terribly hokey. Michael, Fiona and Sam depict characters that champion for the cause of the common person. None of their backgrounds are within law enforcement. they are like real-life super-heroes, within the context of the show. there is clever bits in each show and the narrative that accompanies some footage gives the viewer an inside feel. obviously i enjoy Burn Notice and i think if you gave it a fair chance you might too.

Not law enforcement?!? MIchael was a spy for the freaking CIA or something! I watched like four episodes, and it is one of the silliest things I ever saw: Miami Vice meets Simon & Simon. Most common people are not drug dealers on yachts or being kidnapped by gun runners hiding out in warehouses down by the waterfront; and Michael is so visible that that agency trying to find him must be awfully stupid: He sticks out like the A-team.

Enjoy it if you like. I had my tolerance for silly shows ruined in the 1980's.


I weep for you.

;)
 
2012-04-05 11:08:45 PM  
i1244.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2012-04-05 11:28:16 PM  

digitalpirate: fusillade762: seized 316 diverted oxycodone pills, with a street value of $9,480, and $3,100 in cash.

The oxycodone has a retail street value of $9,480

But what was the street value of the oxycodone?

Oxycodone generally goes for 50 cents to $1 a milligram. Cops tend to ignore the amount of active drug in each pill and focus on the number of pills because they are bad at math.


I wasn't questioning that, I just thought it was funny that they made the same statement twice.


digitalpirate: Bit'O'Gristle: Ok, what is the deal with bath salts? Can someone explain plz?

/thanks

It's an analog of MDMA, ecstasy, but without the "love buzz". There are far better gray market drugs out there that are much better, like 2CB.


2CB is Schedule I, hardly gray market. Plus that shiat makes me paranoid as hell.
 
2012-04-06 12:25:29 AM  
Was it in the unknown grave next to Arch Stanton?
 
2012-04-06 12:55:38 AM  
Talk about using a dead drop.
 
2012-04-06 02:35:16 AM  

hestheone: I keeps my cash buried under the church.


That's an old urban legend.
 
2012-04-06 03:47:52 AM  

MrBallou: [i1244.photobucket.com image 462x276]

Approves.


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2012-04-06 06:50:50 AM  
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2012-04-06 06:51:51 AM  

madgonad: Was it in the unknown grave next to Arch Stanton?


ah, bugger!
 
2012-04-06 09:09:10 AM  
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Unimpressed
 
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