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(Starpulse)   Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to looking hotter than ever. Not a repeat from 2008, 2009, 2010 or 2011   (starpulse.com) divider line 141
    More: Spiffy, launch party, sex appeal, West Hollywood  
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17083 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Apr 2012 at 12:36 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-05 12:21:14 PM
God damn I want that woman
 
2012-04-05 12:32:56 PM
Okay. NOW I'll fark her.
 
2012-04-05 12:36:34 PM
I'd do her lumpy.
 
2012-04-05 12:38:26 PM
Scha-wing.
 
2012-04-05 12:39:54 PM
she rides that thin line between the media calling her 'fat' and 'hot' like nobody's business.
you never quite know what she's gonna be from day to day, almost minute to minute...
you could fark her royally and burn some calories or you could slather your junk in various candy sauces and whipped cream for her.
you don't know HOW she's going to turn out, whether you'll be metaphorically high-fived by the media
or pitied and mocked for being a chubby chaser.

you can't know. you can only hang on for the ride.

that's the razor's edge.

that's where you feel alive.
 
2012-04-05 12:41:49 PM
Want to touch the hiney...
 
2012-04-05 12:42:02 PM
Jesus, that woman's got some curves.

Yowza.
 
2012-04-05 12:42:08 PM
I'd play poker with her.

/no, cards
//for real
 
2012-04-05 12:42:18 PM

buttery_shame_cave: she rides that thin line between the media calling her 'fat' and 'hot' like nobody's business.
you never quite know what she's gonna be from day to day, almost minute to minute...
you could fark her royally and burn some calories or you could slather your junk in various candy sauces and whipped cream for her.
you don't know HOW she's going to turn out, whether you'll be metaphorically high-fived by the media
or pitied and mocked for being a chubby chaser.

you can't know. you can only hang on for the ride.

that's the razor's edge.

that's where you feel alive.


*slow clap*
 
2012-04-05 12:42:29 PM
Bigger smaller I would defile her either way.
 
2012-04-05 12:43:59 PM
Great boob-ily moog-ily!
 
2012-04-05 12:45:24 PM
Will she ever top the pink dress from Heartbreakers?
 
2012-04-05 12:46:46 PM
That smile is what melts me. She always seems to have it. That is a damn beautiful woman.
 
2012-04-05 12:47:06 PM
I came!
 
2012-04-05 12:48:51 PM
Isn't she required to carry a "wide load" banner?
 
2012-04-05 12:49:02 PM
"Hotter than ever" for a woman that is right in there with Sarah Jessica Parker on the "hot" scale.

Nice tits, but they both have this going on...

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2012-04-05 12:50:14 PM

Rent Party: "Hotter than ever" for a woman that is right in there with Sarah Jessica Parker on the "hot" scale.

Nice tits, but they both have this going on...

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 338x450]


Nope. You're absolutely foolish for mentioning SJP and JLH in the same thread.
 
2012-04-05 12:52:20 PM

Rent Party: "Hotter than ever" for a woman that is right in there with Sarah Jessica Parker on the "hot" scale.

Nice tits, but they both have this going on...

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 338x450]


Let's see a pic of what you fark nightly. Or would it just be a picture of your hand?
 
2012-04-05 12:53:13 PM

Rent Party: "Hotter than ever" for a woman that is right in there with Sarah Jessica Parker on the "hot" scale.

Nice tits, but they both have this going on...

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 338x450]


Have you told your parents that you're gay, yet?
 
2012-04-05 12:53:20 PM
She needs to get naked NOW because this is likely her last foray into hottie-ville.

Next time she goes big, she stays big.
 
2012-04-05 12:53:22 PM
Slurp.
 
2012-04-05 12:56:37 PM

gimmeafarkinname: She needs to get naked NOW because this is likely her last foray into hottie-ville.

Next time she goes big, she stays big.


She "goes big" almost monthly. Why would the next time be the one that sticks?
 
2012-04-05 12:57:10 PM

Jake Havechek: Rent Party: "Hotter than ever" for a woman that is right in there with Sarah Jessica Parker on the "hot" scale.

Nice tits, but they both have this going on...

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 338x450]

Have you told your parents that you're gay, yet?


i149.photobucket.com
Mumsy - Dada - there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about....
 
2012-04-05 12:58:14 PM
I would give that woman the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life.
 
2012-04-05 01:00:25 PM
Have her washed and sent to my chamber.
 
2012-04-05 01:04:00 PM
She still has a nice looking body, but the work she's had done on her face hasn't been kind.
 
2012-04-05 01:04:55 PM
Have her gigantic fake eyelashes peeled off and she'd be perfect.

Or leave her as is and we'll play cheesy porn star and pizza delivery guy.
 
2012-04-05 01:06:04 PM
i515.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-05 01:06:30 PM

Mega Steve: Want to touch the hiney...


"I want to be friends with it."

bluraymedia.ign.com
 
2012-04-05 01:09:52 PM
i745.photobucket.com
Some women end up in a yo-yo dieting cycle due to issues with keeping lost weight off long term.
 
2012-04-05 01:11:29 PM

Mega Steve: Want to touch the hiney...


No milk will ever be our milk
www.derok.net
 
2012-04-05 01:13:23 PM
Sold I'll take 2.
 
2012-04-05 01:17:26 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com images.starpulse.com
 
2012-04-05 01:18:36 PM
British scientists use her perfect breasts to calibrate their instruments.


/and by "instruments", I mean, well you get the picture.
 
2012-04-05 01:20:42 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-05 01:21:48 PM
Honestly those pictures are a disappoinment. There are billboards and ads for her new show around the city with her on them that I just stop and ogle.
 
2012-04-05 01:22:44 PM

ColSanders: Mega Steve: Want to touch the hiney...

"I want to be friends with it."


"I KNEAD YOU LIKE FRESH PIZZA DOUGH!" -P. Opus
 
2012-04-05 01:23:59 PM
I'd like a closer look at her Swarovski crystals
 
2012-04-05 01:27:43 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: Honestly those pictures are a disappoinment. There are billboards and ads for her new show around the city with her on them that I just stop and ogle.


Billboards and ads of almost any kind are notoriously airbrushed.

media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-04-05 01:44:09 PM
Tongue punch, fart box and so on.
 
kab
2012-04-05 01:54:46 PM
She'd look better without the 3lbs of botox on top of her eyebrows.
 
2012-04-05 01:56:09 PM
"She has good, child-birthin' hips "
movieactors.com
 
2012-04-05 01:59:36 PM

drew46n2: [i515.photobucket.com image 405x598]


Well she obviously IS high maintenence or she could keep a man.
 
2012-04-05 02:02:21 PM
Come to me,you vajazzaled vixen....
 
2012-04-05 02:14:36 PM
has that "I'm baby crazy" look in her eye.
 
2012-04-05 02:18:17 PM

Rent Party: "Hotter than ever" for a woman that is right in there with Sarah Jessica Parker on the "hot" scale.

Nice tits, but they both have this going on...

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 338x450]


Just ignore him, Jen. I'll take care of you...
 
2012-04-05 02:21:53 PM
great googily moogily
 
2012-04-05 02:23:42 PM
So is she naked yet?
 
2012-04-05 02:26:08 PM

Mugato: So is she naked yet?


In my mind, most assuredly.
 
2012-04-05 02:40:15 PM
Too old. I only fap to women half my age or younger.
 
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