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vernonFL		2012-04-05 01:55:33 PM

7 votes:

I was saying "Coo-urns"

vernonFL		2012-04-05 02:19:11 PM

6 votes:

Deucednuisance: They're much more concerned about the rains in Africa than the African-American.

www.ianthurston.com

Ennuipoet		2012-04-05 12:01:23 PM

5 votes:

This is how it begins! (new window)

beta_plus		2012-04-05 02:09:04 PM

4 votes:

Nemo's Brother: The liberal media are guilty of a hate crime with this

But Zimmerman is white, and whites cannot be victims of hate crimes, since we all know that hispanic is only a race during immigration debates. Plus his father was white, which is different from Obama's mother being white. Unless the white person is jewish ... oh wait ... but it doesn't count if the other guy is black, since they are higher on the victim scale, since Slavery+Jim Crow Trumps The Holocaust, except if the white person in question is anti-Israel ...

Man, this is confusing

/race victimization math is hard

kidgenius		2012-04-05 03:09:13 PM

3 votes:

Mavent: There's no law requiring you to be smart.

It's a good thing too, otherwise you'd be rattling your tin cup against the bars for a number of years.

Koggie		2012-04-05 02:15:46 PM

3 votes:

Much clearer now on the 50th listen... he distinctly said "To blave" and as we all know, to blave means to bluff, heh? So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated...

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-04-05 03:19:35 PM

2 votes:

kidgenius: DROxINxTHExWIND:

Lets also stop acting like EVERY "suspicious" person that he saw wasn't black. EVERY time he identified the person that he was calling about it was a black person. Yeah, I know. Coincidence.

Actually, he doesn't. I saw one of the logs and it identified 2 HISPANICS and 1 WHITE males as the subject. Another couple had a White Male (WM) as the driver of the vehicles that he was reporting.

Dude, don't use facts and logic. That's not a fair fight.

ciberido		2012-04-05 03:12:19 PM

2 votes:

Quasar: I thought it seemed clear that he was saying "farking punks". I don't know how in the world they got "coons" out of it.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Sounds to me like he was saying "farking cones." And, let's be honest here, it's the REAL illegal aliens we need to be worried about.

TravisBickle62		2012-04-05 02:04:16 PM

2 votes:

I take it back, I just listened to it again and now I am hearing "Cairns"

Pants full of macaroni!!		2012-04-05 02:02:24 PM

2 votes:

"Oh shiat, here we go! It's on! Race War! Race War! Race War! Race war's on everybody! It's going down! shiat is going down!"

big pig peaches		2012-04-05 02:02:22 PM

2 votes:

TravisBickle62: I still hear "coons" and always will. I don't care what Zimmerman said, I'm hearing "coons."

You should check your attic. Once they get in there, they can do a heck of a lot of damage.

Needlessly Complicated		2012-04-05 10:38:39 PM

1 votes:

Three words: Glass parking lot

(too much?)

Slam1263		2012-04-05 10:35:35 PM

1 votes:

I'm fighting on whitey's side when the defecation impacts the oscillating air mover.

Xenomech		2012-04-05 09:36:20 PM

1 votes:

Mavent: Thoguh: Whatever happened between Zimmerman and Martin is tragic, and is also under investigation. The mob basically calling for his head because they have convicted him in their minds is starting to get downright scary.

How dare we have opinions. Clearly, justice should be decided by a handful of NRA nutjobs who convinced a bunch of elderly retards that allowing people to shoot whoever they feel like shooting as long as they 'feel threatened' is a good idea.

Were we really a 'mob calling for his head', someone would track him down, shoot him, and then say we "felt threatened". After all, we have a lot more evidence that Zimmerman is dangerous than he had that Martin was dangerous.

Frankly, since the only 'justice' this asshole is ever going to experience is a few weeks of negative comments on message board, I think he's getting off lucky.

Baa, baa, Fark sheep
have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.

All for the newsmen
Who tell me lies
For them to knit blindfolds
And cover my eyes.

farkityfarker		2012-04-05 05:30:41 PM

1 votes:

Zimmerman is already getting what he deserves, and will continue to for the rest of his life, whether the justice system succeeds or fails.

mr0x		2012-04-05 05:09:37 PM

1 votes:

Is it just me or does it seem silly to be glorifying buying candy and sugary drinks?

Esp. giving our fat country an excuse to eat boatloads of them and esp. to the segment of the population most affected by the obesity problem.

Candy and sugary drinks consumed due to this incident will probably cause more deaths in the long run.

kingoomieiii		2012-04-05 04:51:32 PM

1 votes:

CrazyCracka420: There was no reason to confront Martin. He wasn't trespassing, he wasn't breaking any laws.

Sometimes you really can't determine that until after the suspect is dead. It's harder and harder to tell the darker their skin is.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-04-05 04:25:06 PM

1 votes:

Mike Chewbacca: BronyMedic: BECAUSE IT IS STANDARD OF CARE TO CLEAN AND DRESS HEAD LACERATIONS ON NON-CRITICALLY ILL PATIENTS BEFORE DID NOT TRANSPORT - AGAINST MEDICIAL ADVICE-ing THEM.

WTF does that even mean? Your grammar is terrible. "Before did not transport?" "against medical advice-ing them?" WTF????

He's a dude who went to community college for two years yet somehow fancies himself a surgeon. The grammatical errors are the least of his concerns.

Phinn		2012-04-05 03:58:23 PM

1 votes:

twernt: Phinn: Mavent: Hey everybody, remember when Conservatives were so outraged over "liberal media bias" that they decided the best way to combat the race-card playing Left was by create a racist graphic denigrating a dead 17-year-old, using a photo that WASN'T EVEN HIM?

[taylormarsh.com image 429x320]

Stay classy, Republicans.

Yeah, that's probably not Trayvon Martin.

Here's a helpful graphic for you, sweety.

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And your farking point is?

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My point is relatively simple: In responding to complaints by muddle-headed Leftists about how unfair it is that someone made a graphic using a photo of a teenager giving the finger with both hands, which was later determined not to be Trayvon Martin, it was relatively easy to find another photo of Martin giving the finger with both hands.

I don't particularly care who makes what hand signs to cameras. I just think it's funny watching the parade of cognitive biases and psychological dysfunctions that Leftist media puppets display when they are confronted with reality.

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-04-05 03:46:00 PM

1 votes:

There should have been a buddy system applied that night. Either Trayvon didn't go to the store with a buddy or two guys should have shot Trayvon then established their joint alibi.

/It really is sad.
/What I see is a kid that was being followed, then either by accident or intentionally on the part of one or the other they met up again, Trayvon got Zimmerman on the ground, Zimmerman got on top of Trayvon, pointed his gun at him and there was either an intentional or accidental discharge.
/sad all around. the kid should have run away and Zimmerman should have left

BadAdviceGuy		2012-04-05 03:39:38 PM

1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BadAdviceGuy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Zimmeman should have been able to approach and ask a young person what he's doing, without getting attacked over it. If Martin would have just left Zimmermang alone and stated where he was going, instead of attacking him, he'd still be alive and Zimmermang wouldn't be recieving death threats

Exactly. I have a teen, and after this incident I sat down with them and made sure they understand that if an older gentleman is following you slowly in their car, and get out and want to talk to you, don't run or fight back. Especially if they have a gun, just stop and do whatever the man says, otherwise things might turn out badly.

You should teach them to call the police or run home in that situation. Or, ya know, tell them to hide and then attack the guy with the gun. But we kinda know now that's a bad idea.

The police might not respond quickly and running might further provoke the man, those are terrible suggestions. I explained to my teen that they should try and stay calm and trust that the man approaching them has their best interests in mind. If things go badly, well, that's why I bought them a whistle.

ciberido		2012-04-05 03:37:25 PM

1 votes:

Silly Jesus: What's the level below a GED in Law?

I think it's called "Fark."

kidgenius		2012-04-05 03:28:51 PM

1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: The six times when he identified the "suspicious person" (after being asked) it was always a black person.

Except for those times where they were either White Males or Hispanic Males, amirite?

boogie_down		2012-04-05 03:28:41 PM

1 votes:

Silly Jesus: Obama -- Black father and White mother = Black

Zimmerman -- White father and Peruvian mother = White

Got it.

Wow... I never new Peruvian was considered a race along the same lines as white and black. That's amazing.

It makes sense, you would never see a "white" Peruvian!
i1057.photobucket.com

That would be absolutely ridiculous!
i1057.photobucket.com

Almost as crazy as seeing a white brazilian!!!
i1057.photobucket.com

or, heaven forbid, a white Puerto Rican!!!
i1057.photobucket.com

Thankfully I have Fark to cram me fully of racial knowledge or I might make a fool out of myself on the internet one day.

Thanks Fark!

Mike Chewbacca		2012-04-05 03:18:42 PM

1 votes:

MBooda: Sir, it definitely sounds like the shot came from that book suppository building, sir.

meowcheese.com

stonelotus		2012-04-05 03:15:51 PM

1 votes:

I'm still hearing, "f**king khaaans!"

i1207.photobucket.com

Phinn		2012-04-05 03:01:16 PM

1 votes:

Mavent: Let me draw a chart for you:

Zimmerman does as instructed by 911: Trayvon goes home. Nobody dies. Zimmerman doesn't have to live with the fact that he killed someone. No national outrage.

Zimmerman acts like a complete farktard: A family is devastated. A teenager dies. Zimmerman has to go into hiding.

Here's another chart:

1. Martin refrains from stealing shiat, from lurking around apartments looking for opportunities to steal shiat, and when asked what he's doing walking through neighborhoods, refrains from using force. Martin walks back to his father's girlfriends apartment. Zimmerman goes home. Everyone lives.

2. Martin runs from the guy who spots him lurking around apartments, confronts him for daring to investigate his behavior, attacks the man who insulted the NO_LIMIT_NI**A, and bangs his head on the pavement. Bang.

bagfed		2012-04-05 02:56:19 PM

1 votes:

Effing cold? Well, that explains the hoodie.

Ambitwistor		2012-04-05 02:53:56 PM

1 votes:

"Sweet ... sweet ... can.."

DROxINxTHExWIND		2012-04-05 02:42:25 PM

1 votes:

Oh yeah, WTF am I doing calling a 17 year old a child, on here? I forgot this is Fark, where a 14 year old with tits is fair game.

kidgenius		2012-04-05 02:37:14 PM

1 votes:

MBooda: Sir, it definitely sounds like the shot came from that book suppository building, sir.

Repository. Repository. Not suppository. A book suppository would be rather disturbing. And to have an entire building filled with them? Yikes!

david_gaithersburg		2012-04-05 02:36:23 PM

1 votes:

The story is about the liberal leftist media once again fabricating news. Interesting how so few here can stay on topic.

It sounds like the original sound tech company was getting ready to blow the lid off of CNN. So CNN brought in a second tech company and is now trying to cover their a ss es.

Take your Ritalin and try to pay attention people.

And if your refusal to open your eyes to to the world around you doesn't make me a troll.

Lipspinach		2012-04-05 02:25:06 PM

1 votes:

I have a corm.

stebain		2012-04-05 02:19:28 PM

1 votes:

kidgenius: If the prosecutor isn't going to press charges, how will it get dealt with in a court of law exactly?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH
We don't need no education.
We don't need no gun control.
No hooded darkies in my neighborhood
Teach these kids lesson on my own

Hey, Zimmo! Leave these kids alone.

traylor		2012-04-05 02:17:35 PM

1 votes:

I thought it said "liberate me" - "save me." But it's not "me." It's "liberate tutame" - "save yourself." And it gets worse... There - I think that says "ex inferis." "Save yourself... from hell."

Deucednuisance		2012-04-05 02:17:22 PM

1 votes:

The Shatner Incident: Toto does not approve.

They're much more concerned about the rains in Africa than the African-American.

1.bp.blogspot.com

DROxINxTHExWIND		2012-04-05 02:15:53 PM

1 votes:

9beers: Yawn, even I'm bored with these threads.

"Well...bye."

treesloth		2012-04-05 02:14:42 PM

1 votes:

Headso: maybe he said "kurds" because he thought the kid might be from northern Iraq.

Or he got suspicious because it's well-known that curds are eaten with whey. Where was Martin's whey? You can't tell me that's not a bit off.

tgregory		2012-04-05 02:12:56 PM

1 votes:

The media loves to spin and twist for a good story.

i96.photobucket.com

redundantman		2012-04-05 02:10:07 PM

1 votes:

This should help clarify things. (new window)

stebain		2012-04-05 02:09:43 PM

1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Al Aharpton included,

member of the "Gee had"?

Lumbar Puncture		2012-04-05 02:07:50 PM

1 votes:

abfalter: I could care less if he said coons, cold, codes, or c#nt.

What I do care about is that he actively pursued and then murdered a child and yet he still roams free.

This.

Smeggy Smurf		2012-04-05 02:07:33 PM

1 votes:

Quasar: I thought it seemed clear that he was saying "farking punks". I don't know how in the world they got "coons" out of it.

They heard what they wanted to hear. The first words that came to mind is what they would say.

The Shatner Incident		2012-04-05 02:06:20 PM

1 votes:

TravisBickle62: I take it back, I just listened to it again and now I am hearing "Cairns"

Toto does not approve.

dittybopper		2012-04-05 02:05:49 PM

1 votes:

heinrich66: People getting too pissed at corporate masters?

RACE WAR

You do know that the palindrome of "RACE WAR" is "RAW E-CAR". In other words, by a Chevy Volt, because Gub'mint Motors says so.

fireclown		2012-04-05 02:05:47 PM

1 votes:

WarszawaScream: I hear it all the time from folks in the 40+ range.

I'm 44, and I think of the word as kind of archaic. Sort of like Clint Eastwood calling the black kid a "spook" in Grand Torino.

/Great movie.
//When Clint tells you to get off his lawn, GET OFF HIS LAWN.

soupbone		2012-04-05 02:03:57 PM

1 votes:

Guidette Frankentits: Sounds like "effing cones"?

I don't hear a word that ends with a D, I hear a S

shesaidzed.files.wordpress.com

So Zimmerman hates these guys?

sharkbeagle		2012-04-05 02:02:12 PM

1 votes:

Nobody says 'coons'. What is this? 1956?

Spaz-master		2012-04-05 02:00:51 PM

1 votes:

TravisBickle62: I still hear "coons" and always will. I don't care what Zimmerman said, I'm hearing "coons."

because bigotry is more fun?

TravisBickle62		2012-04-05 01:59:19 PM

1 votes:

I still hear "coons" and always will. I don't care what Zimmerman said, I'm hearing "coons."

StopLurkListen		2012-04-05 01:56:45 PM

1 votes:

"The Blaze", huh?

Sounds... very... familiar.

I'm sure they're totes legit.

Thoguh		2012-04-05 12:08:13 PM

1 votes:

Whatever happened between Zimmerman and Martin is tragic, and is also under investigation. The mob basically calling for his head because they have convicted him in their minds is starting to get downright scary.

The portrayal that is being given in the media is just so ridiculously one sided. To hear them you'd think Zimmerman walked up to Martin and shot him in the head execution style while Martin was handing out food to the homeless on his way home from volunteering at the local cute puppy vet clinic.

Something very bad happened and it is pretty likely that Zimmerman isn't innocent. But the media portrayal is comical.