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(Daily Telegraph)   Not News: Coffee shop owner advertises he is hiring for barista job. News: Female applicants only. FARK: He tried to interview them while he was nude   (dailytelegraph.com.au ) divider line 55
    More: Dumbass, baristas, Female applicants, own, nude  
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2012-04-05 10:10:58 AM  
Is that wrong? Should he not have done that?
 
2012-04-05 10:11:06 AM  
When he offers some cream for your coffee, just say no.


/and I'm done here
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-04-05 10:11:30 AM  
Tip for the ladies: If you run away from the interview and call the cops, you probably won't get the job.
 
2012-04-05 10:12:14 AM  
Should he not have done that?

I guess I need to add that to my notes the next time I interview someone.
 
2012-04-05 10:13:23 AM  
Well, you have to stick with what works.
 
2012-04-05 10:13:58 AM  
Takes balls.
 
2012-04-05 10:15:44 AM  
He likes his women like he likes his coffee?
 
2012-04-05 10:16:04 AM  
Should have just opened up a porn studio.
 
2012-04-05 10:16:26 AM  
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-04-05 10:16:57 AM  
Job creators.
 
2012-04-05 10:17:20 AM  

traylor: He likes his women like he likes his coffee?


Cold and bitter?
 
2012-04-05 10:18:25 AM  
In his defense, this tactic ALWAYS works in the movies. Just like the guy that comes over to fix the cable wearing a codpiece and a smile.

/"Backdoor Baristas #19"
//he fixes the cable
 
2012-04-05 10:24:50 AM  
He owns the "Two Girls, One Cup" coffee shop.
 
2012-04-05 10:25:17 AM  
Oh, COME ON! The man was simply attempting to weed out the female applicants who wouldn't be able to handle the occasional "random naked man". For all we know, this could be a key customer demographic at his place of business.

I, for one, applaud his open-mindedness and commitment.
 
2012-04-05 10:26:48 AM  
How does the cable get fixed by laying pipe?
 
2012-04-05 10:27:00 AM  
So, is he trying to be like American Apparel or something?
 
2012-04-05 10:28:23 AM  

bullwrinkle: traylor: He likes his women like he likes his coffee?

Cold and bitter?


Ground up and in the freezer?
 
2012-04-05 10:28:33 AM  
Bubba Clinton is opening a coffee shop in the UK?
 
2012-04-05 10:29:17 AM  
In a coffee shop where I worked, we used a bra as a tips jar.

It worked.
 
2012-04-05 10:30:09 AM  
If that's wrong, then I don't wanna be right!
 
2012-04-05 10:30:47 AM  
I used to frequent that site. It got boring.
 
2012-04-05 10:31:00 AM  
As a barista I am highly offended at the lack of respect he showed these women and the total disregard for the professionalism of the craft.


As a fat guy, I admire this dudes moxie.
 
2012-04-05 10:31:27 AM  
I hope some guy sues him for sex discrimination.
 
2012-04-05 10:32:06 AM  
I suppose YOU have a better way of picking up women, Subby?
 
2012-04-05 10:35:09 AM  

Dick Gozinya: In his defense, this tactic ALWAYS works in the movies. Just like the guy that comes over to fix the cable wearing a codpiece and a smile.


The Naked Man works 3 out of 4 times.

Anyway, he has creepy job interview 101 backwards... the girls should be the ones in the nude.
 
2012-04-05 10:35:13 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

"So where do you envision yourself in the next 5 minutes?"
 
2012-04-05 10:35:41 AM  
You don't have to take the job. Geez, lighten up.
 
2012-04-05 10:44:56 AM  
Said coffee shop is not too far from me.

I might go ask if there's any jobs available!
 
2012-04-05 10:46:00 AM  
is that you Dov?
 
2012-04-05 10:46:09 AM  
66.147.244.204
 
2012-04-05 10:47:15 AM  
A pat of me has to wonder... how many didn't report it...
 
2012-04-05 10:52:59 AM  
The Naked Guy - Works 2 out of 3 times. Guaranteed.
 
2012-04-05 11:02:41 AM  
He should have claimed he wanted workers that could keep a straight face at all times.

Pointing and laughing would probably be bad for business.
 
2012-04-05 11:06:34 AM  
Our local coffee shop has tons of hot young females working there too, something about them makes we just want to give them my money.
 
2012-04-05 11:06:44 AM  
Barista?

More like bare-ass-ta.
 
2012-04-05 11:10:36 AM  
Hey baby. So you want to be a barista? Well, the pay's great and there are other benefits if you get my drift. I think you'd be perfect for the job but here's the problem, honey. You have to wear a uniform - this one and it only comes in one size: Teenie tiny. Go ahead, try it on. If it fits, the job is yours.

Oh no honey. We're all friends here. Go ahead and change right here. Take your time.

Then the real manager came in and fired me.
 
2012-04-05 11:13:23 AM  
Their resumes said they could concentrate well under pressure.

Obviously they lied.
 
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2012-04-05 11:16:16 AM  
frothy foamy head
 
2012-04-05 11:17:24 AM  
Could have been worse.
They could have been trying out as background "extras" for a beer commercial.

Years ago when I was a PA in the film biz, I worked on a major brand beer commercial that was basically all happy people outside enjoying their beers (without drinking them).
The interview process for the EXTRAS (non speaking background parts) consisted of dozens of young men and women invited up to the director's hotel room where they were asked to describe their wildest sexual fantasy in explicit detail.
Some people simply cried and left, while others stormed out. Others did what they were told, despite the fact that it had no relevancy to the job. The director was not alone in the room. He made the Producer, the Assistant Director and the Production Manager sit there with him and listen as well.

I was outside the room with the extras that were waiting to be interviewed.
Watching people come out was a trip. The people waiting had no idea what was going on.
 
2012-04-05 11:19:51 AM  
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2012-04-05 11:20:01 AM  
That's not a bear claw, is it?
 
2012-04-05 11:33:58 AM  
"All this time i was trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking off mine first."

G. Costanza
 
2012-04-05 11:40:06 AM  
IANAL, but this sounds like it could be illegal.
 
2012-04-05 11:48:21 AM  

bullwrinkle: traylor: He likes his women like he likes his coffee?

Cold and bitter?


High-maintenance, over-priced, and from Somalia.
 
2012-04-05 11:58:58 AM  

Dick Gozinya: In his defense, this tactic ALWAYS works in the movies. Just like the guy that comes over to fix the cable wearing a codpiece and a smile.

/"Backdoor Baristas #19"
//he fixes the cable


Codpiece reference +2.
 
2012-04-05 12:08:21 PM  

Display_Name: Barista?

More like bare-ass-T & A.

FTFY
 
2012-04-05 12:46:23 PM  

ZAZ: Tip for the ladies: If you run away from the interview and call the cops, you probably won't get the job.


But you might get the business in the harassment settlement.
 
2012-04-05 02:40:22 PM  

traylor: He likes his women like he likes his coffee?


Passed through the anus of a civet? (new window)
 
2012-04-05 02:58:05 PM  

traylor: He likes his women like he likes his coffee?


Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of a donkey?
 
2012-04-05 03:17:07 PM  
Someone needs to tell him that those Casting Couch "job inerview" videos are fake

/that boy watches too much porn
//hangs head, so do I
 
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