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(Sly Oyster)   Here's a more realistic and humorous look at Google's attempt to turn us into a half-man/half-computer cyborg. It's sad because it's true   (slyoyster.com) divider line 13
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3554 clicks; posted to Geek » on 05 Apr 2012 at 10:32 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-05 10:12:26 AM  
lulz
 
2012-04-05 10:37:05 AM  
I chortled at the shout-out with the lifelog police request reference. Semi-obscure, probably not on Fark though.
 
2012-04-05 10:39:25 AM  
I will buy some. I want to be a cyborg. Lol.
 
2012-04-05 10:53:30 AM  
I find my normal prescription glasses to be distracting enough (And I'm a former optician; They're as comfortable as they're going to get). I'm not really sure I can stand having pop-ups in my daily activities.

You know the world is screwed when you have to get AdBlocker for your eyes.
 
2012-04-05 11:03:04 AM  
This is far more likely to happen than the silly hipster-infested video Google released.

*witness an accident*

"FARK!"

*searching "fark"*

"What? No! Cancel!"

*oodles of pr0n streaming in front of my eyes*
 
2012-04-05 11:05:13 AM  

xalres: This is far more likely to happen than the silly hipster-infested video Google released.

*witness an accident*

"FARK!"

*searching "fark"*

"What? No! Cancel!"

*oodles of pr0n streaming in front of my eyes*


"It must be destiny..." *zzzzzip*
 
2012-04-05 11:13:22 AM  
 
2012-04-05 11:45:48 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
This shows the installation process
 
2012-04-05 12:15:30 PM  
Wonder where they got the idea for this?

images1.cliqueclack.com

/Not saying it's Cylons, but it's Cylons
 
2012-04-05 12:39:56 PM  
Y'know, in Snow Crash, people who wore stuff like this were called "gargoyles". It was seen as an insult.
 
2012-04-05 02:57:35 PM  
My mom's freaked out about this kind of technology because of this:

static.thecia.com.au

/She still refuses to watch this episode...
 
2012-04-05 06:50:33 PM  

cdsmith74: Wonder where they got the idea for this?

[images1.cliqueclack.com image 425x314]

/Not saying it's Cylons, but it's Cylons


I'll see you your 2004-era appliance and raise you a 1991 version:

www.startrek.com

/marketing, straight into your mind
//hopefully they won't bypass the pleasure centers
 
2012-04-05 08:58:07 PM  

mrmyxolodian: Or, an even more accurate depiction of what it will be like. (new window)


Good job linking to the video in the link.
 
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