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(The Daily Caller)   Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter are taking their special brand of hatred and venom--normally reserved for Democrats--and turning on each other, arguing over the biggest idiot in the Republican party   (dailycaller.com) divider line 145
    More: Fail, Ann Coulter, Democrats, vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, human events  
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2012-04-05 08:19:07 AM
The article fails because it assumes Coulter is a woman.
 
2012-04-05 08:20:40 AM
"I am!"
"NO, I am!"
"NO, I AM!"
"I AM!"
"I AM!"
"I AM!"
"I AM!"
 
2012-04-05 08:21:15 AM
It's a very large tie
 
2012-04-05 08:22:25 AM
"...arguing over the biggest idiot in the Republican party."

Christ, that could take years...
 
2012-04-05 08:30:17 AM
"Black people don't have any work ethic."

"Come on. That's not cool."

"Whoa! PC thought police! Why are you libs so intolerant of free speech?"

--------------------------------------------------------------------- - -------

"Sarah Palin is an idiot."

"This oppression of conservative women is unacceptable!"
 
2012-04-05 08:31:16 AM
dnrtfa, but I will guess that Coulter is anti-Palin.

I think she senses the decline in the republican poutrage industry and is looking to branch out.
 
2012-04-05 08:34:20 AM
This is terrible. I just wish I could send them both a little something...

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-04-05 08:35:39 AM
Wow, every article on that website it literally stupider than the one before it. I can't stop clicking.
 
2012-04-05 08:44:23 AM
Normally in such situations I'd suggest that the only possible resolution is via a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight, but, in this case, victory should be attained by donning the most full-body Hefty bags.
 
2012-04-05 08:52:08 AM
I think this is the only case where, if it denegerated into clothes-ripping while in a pool of jello, my penis would recede into my body.
 
2012-04-05 09:05:19 AM
I'm still wondering how one goes about picking the biggest idiot in the GOP.
 
2012-04-05 09:08:27 AM

OtherLittleGuy: I think this is the only case where, if it denegerated into clothes-ripping while in a pool of jello, my penis would recede into my body.


This. Malkin wouldn't be that bad a looking girl if it wasn't for the unbridled hatred that shines on her face. Seriously she looks good for about the first 30 seconds of every spot she does then the crazy comes pouring out and my poor little firemen gets scairt.
 
2012-04-05 09:11:50 AM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-04-05 09:12:00 AM
"She is questioning the sincerity of countless conservative women across the country who are sick and tired of being smeared by liberal cowards hiding behind the humor card," Malkin wrote in an email.

Oh FFS.
 
2012-04-05 09:18:27 AM

foo monkey: The article fails because it assumes Coulter is a woman.


If Coulter chooses to self-identify as a woman, I think we should respect that.
 
2012-04-05 09:22:11 AM

Diogenes: "She is questioning the sincerity of countless conservative women across the country who are sick and tired of being smeared by liberal cowards hiding behind the humor card," Malkin wrote in an email.

Oh FFS.


To be fair, these girls were used to being the ones to make fun of people, not the other way around. Lacking the social training to deal with this sort of thing, coupled with a degree of entitlement that says, "MY views should be heard, but yours are unworthy of attention!" and you have a recipe for a monumental lack of coping skills. This means that they are reduced to the coping mechanism that they have left: tantrums and crying to Momma or Daddy about how UNFAIR things are. Being held up to ridicule for things that they've actually said. Being denied to right to endlessly make fun of someone else without reprisal or consequence. These are dangerous things, because they impinge on these poor women's' personhood, and that will not stand.
 
2012-04-05 09:26:44 AM

mrshowrules: foo monkey: The article fails because it assumes Coulter is a woman.

If Coulter chooses to self-identify as a woman, I think we should respect that.


And in all honesty, if you're not hitting it, why the Hells should we care? I don't care she's packing, she's got a spotless new and barely been used remodel, is just a sort of desiccated and somewhat unpleasant all natural vajayjay, or even a magical snapper that shoots out gin martinis or Goldschlagger, the gal is just unpleasant enough in every other aspect of her life that I don't ever want to find out...
 
2012-04-05 09:42:56 AM
I know I am not the only one questioning her. I'm just one of the few willing to question her out loud.

Michelle Malkin is so brave, with her willingness to question Ann Coulter.
 
2012-04-05 09:46:31 AM

hubiestubert: Diogenes: "She is questioning the sincerity of countless conservative women across the country who are sick and tired of being smeared by liberal cowards hiding behind the humor card," Malkin wrote in an email.

Oh FFS.

To be fair, these girls were used to being the ones to make fun of people, not the other way around. Lacking the social training to deal with this sort of thing, coupled with a degree of entitlement that says, "MY views should be heard, but yours are unworthy of attention!" and you have a recipe for a monumental lack of coping skills. This means that they are reduced to the coping mechanism that they have left: tantrums and crying to Momma or Daddy about how UNFAIR things are. Being held up to ridicule for things that they've actually said. Being denied to right to endlessly make fun of someone else without reprisal or consequence. These are dangerous things, because they impinge on these poor women's' personhood, and that will not stand.


The coward thing really struck me, as well as "countless conservative women." No one makes jokes about Kay Bailey Hutchinson. No one makes jokes about Niki Haley. No one makes jokes about Christine Whitman. We make jokes about Palin because she's an embarrassment to American politics in general, and the GOP specifically. And white knighting her constantly makes their defense ring hollow.

And Maher's no coward. He never backed away from what he said of Palin. Right or wrong, he stuck to his guns.
 
2012-04-05 09:53:06 AM
This is clearly Obama's fault.
 
2012-04-05 09:56:00 AM
The saying from Dragonlance finally proving true (to obscure?)
 
2012-04-05 09:57:25 AM

mrshowrules: If Coulter chooses to self-identify as a woman, I think we should respect that.


It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
 
2012-04-05 09:57:34 AM

ginandbacon: I'm still wondering how one goes about picking the biggest idiot in the GOP.


Isn't that what the primaries are for?
 
2012-04-05 09:58:22 AM
Coulter hasn't been a fan of Palin's for a while now. Not really surprised here.
 
2012-04-05 09:58:50 AM

sammyk: OtherLittleGuy: I think this is the only case where, if it denegerated into clothes-ripping while in a pool of jello, my penis would recede into my body.

This. Malkin wouldn't be that bad a looking girl if it wasn't for the unbridled hatred that shines on her face. Seriously she looks good for about the first 30 seconds of every spot she does then the crazy comes pouring out and my poor little firemen gets scairt.


Plural?

You aught to be in pictures, kid.
 
2012-04-05 09:59:08 AM
In other news, people who make fun of your stupidity are "cowards who hide behind their humor card." That's some contortionist grade derp.
 
2012-04-05 09:59:10 AM
Michelle Malkin has some issues. I think mummy and daddy didn't give her enough hugs growing up. She's angry all the time.
 
2012-04-05 09:59:38 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
uglyrepublicans.com

/hotlinked
//certainly not hot
 
2012-04-05 10:00:02 AM

EWreckedSean: The saying from Dragonlance finally proving true (to obscure?)


Probably, but in my case too old. The only thing I remember from the DL books is that fandom jizzed all about them and they were fantasy written on the level of the first couple of Harry Potter books.

It did launch the career of those hacks Wise and Hickman though.
 
2012-04-05 10:00:39 AM
Look a RINO fight!
 
2012-04-05 10:02:57 AM

keylock71: "...arguing over the biggest idiot in the Republican party."

Christ, that could take years...


Should we make a bracket?
 
2012-04-05 10:03:15 AM

ManateeGag: Coulter hasn't been a fan of Palin's for a while now. Not really surprised here.


According to TFA, it seems to depend on the day. Coulter alternately flames Palin and blows smoke up her ass.

Almost like Coulter sticks a finger in the breeze before writing.
 
2012-04-05 10:03:17 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Look a RINO fight!


They should ask Victoria Jackson to referee.
 
2012-04-05 10:03:50 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: ginandbacon: I'm still wondering how one goes about picking the biggest idiot in the GOP.

Isn't that what the primaries are for?


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Thank you. I needed that :)
 
2012-04-05 10:03:57 AM
"She is questioning the sincerity of countless conservative women across the country who are sick and tired of being smeared by liberal cowards hiding behind the humor card," Malkin wrote in an email.

If you start to suspect humor is a liberal plot, it might be time to step back and assess where you're at in life.
 
2012-04-05 10:04:44 AM

EWreckedSean: The saying from Dragonlance finally proving true (to obscure?)


Good stagnates, evil turns on itself?
 
2012-04-05 10:05:16 AM
Without a doubt, the biggest idiot is Michelle Bachmann for the Republicans and Joe Biden for the Democrats,
 
2012-04-05 10:07:44 AM
I'm shocked that I just saw a clip of Ann Coulter where she came across as reasonable.
 
2012-04-05 10:08:18 AM
I haven't been following Coulter or Malkin's madness for months but I know Coulter's been in the tank for Romney pretty much from the get go. Pretty sure Romney can't stand Palin (one of his few good points) and so he's using her as a proxy here to express his displeasure at her continued attempts to play Kingmaker here. Malkin advancing the deeply derptarded projection talking point about a non existent "war on conservative women" is simply being too stupid for words. Again.
 
2012-04-05 10:08:32 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 390x352]
[uglyrepublicans.com image 233x350]

/hotlinked
//certainly not hot


I dunno, Malkin actually looks pretty decent in that picture. It's just that when she's spewing hate, her face starts looking grotesque and distended. Like that dude who inflates until he blows up at the end of Big Trouble in Little China.
 
2012-04-05 10:08:48 AM
Coulter: We shouldn't have a novelty candidate for VP
Malkin: I'd like to define 'novelty candidate' in such a way that it fits my previously accumulated butthurt, and not necessarily in the way in which Coulter meant it.
 
2012-04-05 10:10:41 AM

HeartBurnKid: Sock Ruh Tease: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 390x352]
[uglyrepublicans.com image 233x350]

/hotlinked
//certainly not hot

I dunno, Malkin actually looks pretty decent in that picture. It's just that when she's spewing hate, her face starts looking grotesque and distended. Like that dude who inflates until he blows up at the end of Big Trouble in Little China.


Malkin pic is a photoshop.
 
2012-04-05 10:10:53 AM

Slaves2Darkness: EWreckedSean: The saying from Dragonlance finally proving true (to obscure?)

Probably, but in my case too old. The only thing I remember from the DL books is that fandom jizzed all about them and they were fantasy written on the level of the first couple of Harry Potter books.

It did launch the career of those hacks Wise and Hickman though.


"Evil turns upon itself" or "if you have a twin brother that is smarter than you KILL THE shiat OUT OF HIM BEFORE HE TRIES TO BECOME A GOD"

/both are as true today as ever
 
2012-04-05 10:11:39 AM

EWreckedSean: The saying from Dragonlance finally proving true (to obscure?)


"We kender may not be the smartest folk. But we know that we should be fighting dragons, not each other."

Prophetic.
 
2012-04-05 10:12:30 AM
Have either of these bootstrappy Real Americans ever worked a real job?
 
2012-04-05 10:13:28 AM

InmanRoshi: Have either of these bootstrappy Real Americans ever worked a real job?


Ping pong circuit count?
 
2012-04-05 10:15:49 AM
I hope those vicious harpies kill each other.
 
2012-04-05 10:17:41 AM

Jake Havechek: HeartBurnKid: Sock Ruh Tease: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 390x352]
[uglyrepublicans.com image 233x350]

/hotlinked
//certainly not hot

I dunno, Malkin actually looks pretty decent in that picture. It's just that when she's spewing hate, her face starts looking grotesque and distended. Like that dude who inflates until he blows up at the end of Big Trouble in Little China.

Malkin pic is a photoshop.


Malkin pic is just not Malkin. Coulter pic is the photoshop.
 
2012-04-05 10:18:31 AM
 
2012-04-05 10:21:44 AM
Man, these are hateful women.
 
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