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(WFMZ Allentown)   If you are going to ask a female student for naked pictures for a better grade, at least do it verbally so you can at least deny the accusations. Silly teacher, texting is for kids   (wfmz.com) divider line 232
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2012-04-05 07:26:01 PM
cltampa.com

Teenage baby you're a sweet young thing,
Still tied to Mommy's apron strings,
I don't even dare to ask your age,
It's enough to know you're here backstage,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby come on
One chase baby, all I need,
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby get down

Tell you baby oh you look so fine,
Sending quivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages,
Jailbait, oh and I ain't too late,
Jailbait baby get down
 
2012-04-05 07:27:56 PM
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2012-04-05 07:28:59 PM
NSFW (new window)

sexyfashionpictures.com
 
2012-04-05 07:29:43 PM
www.rochardsbunnyranch.com
 
2012-04-05 07:30:28 PM
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2012-04-05 07:31:53 PM
www.rochardsbunnyranch.com
 
2012-04-05 07:34:03 PM
NSFW (new window)

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-05 07:34:24 PM
28.media.tumblr.com

img.photobucket.com

/am i doin' it right?
 
2012-04-05 07:44:24 PM
zossip.com
 
2012-04-05 07:45:29 PM
www.melissadeblingnude.com
 
2012-04-05 07:46:18 PM
portland.img.napkinnights.com
 
2012-04-05 07:48:03 PM
NSFW (new window)

img005.lazygirls.info
 
2012-04-05 08:02:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-05 08:09:45 PM
Some beer drinker - No, you're not
 
2012-04-05 08:17:41 PM
Well, that's just silly. Sister Mary Chainsaw will never allow those girls to dress like that. They aren't even the school colors.
 
2012-04-05 08:26:43 PM

savethenaugs: I don't know what has happened to fark in the last few weeks, but I like it! It's almost like its 2005 again!

Naughty schoolgirl outfits rock!

/eip


Someone might be helping these thread out with a list of some type..

/Never know. Could be true.
//It is.
 
2012-04-05 08:42:48 PM
Nice thread. Dumb teacher, not sure why anyone in that position would even think about texting that kind of request to a student.

And I don't believe there is such a thing as BIE, at least not here. On other forums I've visited of course, but on Fark I bet it's more like an urban legend.

/EIP
//just in case
 
2012-04-05 08:44:16 PM

DeathByGeekSquad: Dumbass? Subby...you're the dumbass. It's a male teacher interacting with a female student, even accusations of a verbal request having a pulse while in another time zone would have been enough to see his life ruined.


Fixed that for you.

This is why I stopped volunteering to teach, at any age level, under any circumstances. America skips right over that whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing, straight past "court of public opinion", and directly to "you've been accused -- go ahead and suicide, your life is over." Since I didn't have the funds or the willingness to wire a hidden mic and camera to my shirt collar every time I volunteered to enter a classroom (so that in the event of an accusation, I could prove my own innocence), I avoided the whole problem by bailing out.

Even the educators who are proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to be innocent of any wrongdoing are still hounded for the rest of their lives. If you're so much as accused, you're farking done. The guys I know teaching at the pre-college level are either quitting now for a less-risky career like bomb defusing, or being an obnoxious saint (insisting on cameras in the classroom, or multiple chaperones, etc, for their own protection) for the last few years until they can retire and GTFO.

And then the same people doing the hounding complain about a shortage of teachers. Gah.

/also, must return to this thread later for mass photo retrieval
 
2012-04-05 08:44:55 PM
NSFW (new window)
 
2012-04-05 09:09:05 PM
Grables'Daughter:

Hurray!! Whenever I see a thread like this I know my night is going to be great!

/plus Grables'Daughter is here so it makes it even better.
 
2012-04-05 09:41:13 PM
Where the heck is that picture of the kitten with its ball of yarn...
 
2012-04-05 10:01:12 PM
Is this where I ask for BIE in my EIP? It would be much appreciated, I promise!
 
2012-04-05 10:04:52 PM
Where has the steady supply of concealed body parts I'd like to touch gone?
 
2012-04-05 10:11:04 PM

SearchN: savethenaugs: I don't know what has happened to fark in the last few weeks, but I like it! It's almost like its 2005 again!

Naughty schoolgirl outfits rock!

/eip

Someone might be helping these thread out with a list of some type..

/Never know. Could be true.
//It is.


I know. and thank you very much!
 
2012-04-05 10:15:51 PM
Does anyone else wonder if this is an attempted set-up by the girl? Last I knew it was easy to fake the source of a phone call/text. Of course I don't stay up on these things, but I don't it's gotten any more difficult.

And I can think of a variety of scenarios in which police may not be able to verify with his cell service.

The explanation of "set-up" seems a lot more viable than the explanation that anyone could be this farking stupid.
 
2012-04-05 10:18:22 PM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-05 10:44:15 PM

aharown: Does anyone else wonder if this is an attempted set-up by the girl? Last I knew it was easy to fake the source of a phone call/text. Of course I don't stay up on these things, but I don't it's gotten any more difficult.

And I can think of a variety of scenarios in which police may not be able to verify with his cell service.

The explanation of "set-up" seems a lot more viable than the explanation that anyone could be this farking stupid.


Never, ever ever ever doubt the ability of a person to be stupid.EVER.
I mean shiat, here on Fark we see headlines of people doing dumber shiat every freaking day.

Teenage boys revealing that they're banging their smoking hot math teacher. People trying to rob banks by writing "I have a gun/bomb/whatever" on a deposit slip with their account info on it. People falling asleep in houses they're trying to rob. Small time political figures trying to make the big time when they have more skeletons in their closet than the graveyard has in the ground, etc etc. Just look at any given thread in the politics tab for crying out loud!

People be farking stupid.
 
2012-04-06 02:20:53 AM

Treygreen13: 16 will get you 20.


Friend of mine (when we were both 19) once told me, "Girls are like square roots: if they're less than 16 it's best to just do them in your head."
 
2012-04-06 04:27:43 AM
Hey, people do stupid things, like this bookmark.
 
2012-04-06 08:23:38 AM
Lots of very nice images in this thread. I suspect some people may bookmark it or mention the Es in their Ps.
 
2012-04-06 11:38:09 AM
LOL, I can't believe how many stills posted here I recognize from videos I've seen
 
2012-04-06 12:20:54 PM
Ugghhh, you people are so quick to rush to judgment. Let's wait to see what the student in question looks like.
 
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