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(YouTube) Video In what could be the biggest train wreck for 2012, Kardashians release big ass family music video   (youtube.com ) divider line
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2012-04-05 11:30:17 AM  
Thanks, subby -- a DIY headline and the hyphen makes sense in either spot.
 
2012-04-05 12:03:26 PM  
Please! PLease! Please! bury the survivers.
 
2012-04-05 12:08:42 PM  
o_0

DO NOT WANT

KILL IT WITH FIRE
 
2012-04-05 12:15:31 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Thanks, subby -- a DIY headline and the hyphen makes sense in either spot.


or both spots!
 
2012-04-05 12:15:35 PM  
It's rare that an internet video so forcibly tugs at my will to live.
 
2012-04-05 12:15:40 PM  
The editing is terrible. Video sequences seems to start ~1 second before they should and show people standing waiting for their cue to move.
 
2012-04-05 12:17:17 PM  
I like how the big fat one can't walk in heel because her ankles aren't strong enough.

Also, rich people waste tens of thousands of dollars for shiat like this, then write it off as a business expense. Ain't life grand?
 
2012-04-05 12:18:41 PM  
I am so ashamed to be Armenian right now.
 
2012-04-05 12:22:12 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Thanks, subby -- a DIY headline and the hyphen makes sense in either spot.


Agreed: Ass-Family it is.
 
2012-04-05 12:25:47 PM  
4.freshlikedougie.net

This was the first thing I thought of when i saw this video

Kristen Wiig was hilarious as Kris Jenner
 
2012-04-05 12:29:42 PM  
Apparently Kim is dating Kanye. I get news alerts on all things Dash.
 
2012-04-05 12:32:54 PM  
I predict an XKCD comic in this threads future
 
2012-04-05 12:34:47 PM  
How much attention does one really need?!?!?!
I mean, come on!!
 
2012-04-05 01:00:03 PM  
Wow. that was even more devoid of any natural talent than i expected it to be....

Its clear, they have never been asked to perform (physically) in their lives. They've always just gotten by, by looking pretty.

The Kim part was hilarious... She kept wanting to revert to the tried and true kissy face she does in all her photos... She literary has nothing else. She had no idea how to ham it up in front of the camera. Wasn't even on the level of bad amateur.
 
2012-04-05 01:05:41 PM  

lmdemasi: The editing is terrible. Video sequences seems to start ~1 second before they should and show people standing waiting for their cue to move.


The cynic in me has a feeling that was all intentional.
 
2012-04-05 01:18:05 PM  
We can only hope they sunk all their money into it and will lsoe it all
 
2012-04-05 01:18:45 PM  
if they were wearing less clothes I could have watched.
 
2012-04-05 01:29:25 PM  
Vid failed to load. WOO-HOO!!
 
2012-04-05 01:45:49 PM  
I thought Sir Mixalot already did that years ago, just not with the Kardashians.
 
2012-04-05 02:08:04 PM  
Kim Kardashian just loves being in front of a hand held camera...
 
2012-04-05 02:21:21 PM  

Apos: Vid failed to load. WOO-HOO!!


Lucky bastard.
 
2012-04-05 02:23:10 PM  
Okay... opening shot, all four related women, and yet Kim (the smallest) mysteriously has a huge, J-lo booty. The giant girl's butt just looks like the butt of a giant girl, but are we really supposed to believe that Kim's isn't as fake as Velveeta?

Those aren't cheeks... they're LIES.

Oh, I also stopped it right after giant girl's foot fault. The song selection didn't help, but I don't know what would have short of an M4-wielding maniac.
 
2012-04-05 02:24:16 PM  
How the hell did these people get famous and why are they still famous?
 
2012-04-05 02:36:16 PM  
rassleholic:
How the hell did these people get famous

One golden shower


and why are they still famous?


Perpetual golden tickets
 
2012-04-05 02:57:38 PM  
This makes Rebecca Black look talented and charismatic by comparison.
 
2012-04-05 03:01:07 PM  
What was with all the sequins? It looks like they got dressed up for the video before eating some Early Bird Special with grandma in Boca.
 
2012-04-05 03:16:41 PM  
I don't want to click on the link to the video. The more hits they get, the more they think people like them.
 
2012-04-05 03:48:33 PM  
What an ass-family might look like^
 
2012-04-05 03:52:33 PM  
Singing into your fist like you're holding a microphone makes you look really stupid.
 
2012-04-05 03:57:36 PM  
That Khloe is freakishly unattractive.
 
2012-04-05 04:08:47 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-04-05 04:24:51 PM  
Hate all you want, at least her sex tape is a good watch. That's more than we can say for other young starlets who are famous for no reason, like Snooki or Jessica Alba. What I'm saying is: go ahead and make millions off of products I'll never buy. Knock yourself out. All I ask is that you bend over and put your back into it.
 
2012-04-05 04:30:38 PM  
I know she is completely useless, but I think Kim is just one of the SEXIEST sluts out there.

Now that I've said it... That sucked
 
2012-04-05 04:32:56 PM  
I..I..yeah I'm done living on this planet.
 
2012-04-05 04:40:20 PM  
Do these girls eat babies or something? What's all the hate about?
 
2012-04-05 04:43:32 PM  

I Like Bread: Hate all you want, at least her sex tape is a good watch.


That's NOT how you spell Pamela Anderson,FYI.
 
2012-04-05 05:26:23 PM  

I Like Bread: Hate all you want, at least her sex tape is a good watch. That's more than we can say for other young starlets who are famous for no reason, like Snooki or Jessica Alba. What I'm saying is: go ahead and make millions off of products I'll never buy. Knock yourself out. All I ask is that you bend over and put your back into it.


Huh? It was one step above necrophilia. And really, if you're just going to lay there getting drilled, take of the bra and don't edit out the golden showers.
 
2012-04-05 05:31:18 PM  

Apos: I Like Bread: Hate all you want, at least her sex tape is a good watch.

That's NOT how you spell Pamela Anderson,FYI.


Jayne and Leon Kennedy had the best sex tape.
 
2012-04-05 05:46:05 PM  
There are those amongst our Ordo who say that I seek advancement for my own purposes, and they are correct. My purpose is to destroy the Kardashians and if I must rise to command an entire sector to do so, then so be it. I am a servant of the Emperor and only those who consort with Kardashian-spawn need fear my ambition.
 
2012-04-05 06:15:57 PM  
I just don't know what to say.....ok. i lied, i do. Stupid self indulgent coots lip sinking to a horrible song, wearing outfits that cost more than i make in a year. I came, i saw, i puked.

next.
 
2012-04-05 06:23:45 PM  

bmfderek: I Like Bread: Hate all you want, at least her sex tape is a good watch. That's more than we can say for other young starlets who are famous for no reason, like Snooki or Jessica Alba. What I'm saying is: go ahead and make millions off of products I'll never buy. Knock yourself out. All I ask is that you bend over and put your back into it.

Huh? It was one step above necrophilia. And really, if you're just going to lay there getting drilled, take of the bra and don't edit out the golden showers.


I suppose...
But when a girl has an ass like that, all you really want her to do is point it in the air and hang on to something.
 
2012-04-05 06:39:09 PM  
justinguarini4ever: Apparently Kim is dating Kanye. I get news alerts on all things Dash.

If that's not sarcasm, then you are everything that is wrong with America.
 
2012-04-05 07:10:44 PM  

laterthanyou: o_0

DO NOT WANT

KILL IT WITH FIRE


.
 
2012-04-05 07:16:35 PM  
Lipstick on a pig reference comes to mind... :-/
 
2012-04-05 08:35:09 PM  

rassleholic: How the hell did these people get famous and why are they still famous?


Their dad was O. J. Simpson;s defense attorney. That's pretty much it.
 
2012-04-05 08:56:10 PM  
I expect better production values in Kim and kanyes up coming video.
 
2012-04-05 11:15:18 PM  
Panavision had to create a whole new set of lenses to make the screen wide enough to fit them all on screen at once.
 
2012-04-05 11:36:48 PM  
It's not available in my country, so I'm going to imagine there's at least one verse that starts with

My name is Kim
And I'm here to say
All of my fame
Is because of Ray J.
 
2012-04-06 03:06:09 AM  
Give me back my 30 seconds. Had to stop as I felt my intelligence level dropping to level of a moran. Then again, maybe I am already at that level for even starting to watch that clan of whores.
 
2012-04-06 02:27:04 PM  

Apos: I Like Bread: Hate all you want, at least her sex tape is a good watch.

That's NOT how you spell Pamela Anderson,FYI.


Just recently watched the Pam and Tommy tape. It was so cheesey I stopped after about six minutes of watching it.

Comedian Lisa Lapenelli regarding Tommy's junk: "Do you suck it or feed it a peanut."
 
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