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(Some Guy)   Threatening the president will get you a $250,000 fine, five years in jail, no bail, a mental exam, and funny lips   (thedaleygator.wordpress.com) divider line 80
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2012-04-05 06:24:55 AM
The "Sittin On Tha Toilet" woman threatened the President?
 
2012-04-05 06:49:22 AM
Note to self, don't call the president and talk shiat.
 
2012-04-05 07:06:14 AM

Kurmudgeon: Note to self, don't call the president and talk shiat.


www.inquisitr.com

Has *67 pre-programmed on all his speed dials.
 
2012-04-05 07:11:28 AM
thedaleygator.files.wordpress.com

If I ever get arrested for anything, I am totally making this face for my mugshot.
 
2012-04-05 07:16:59 AM
Best mugshot face I've seen in a while...
 
2012-04-05 07:17:36 AM
That face has got "OH, NO HE DI-INT!" written all over it.
 
2012-04-05 07:24:51 AM

keylock71: Best mugshot face I've seen in a while...


I almost choked on a grape when I saw it. Definitely meme-worthy.
 
2012-04-05 07:33:44 AM

Bathia_Mapes: The "Sittin On Tha Toilet" woman threatened the President?


No. She's still making records:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-05 08:51:01 AM

Bathia_Mapes: The "Sittin On Tha Toilet" woman threatened the President?


I had so forgotten about that woman.
 
2012-04-05 09:13:46 AM
Over child custody laws, really? Obama has about as much to do with those as I do. Well, I guess most people who threaten the President historically do so in some rambling, disjointed way so that's no surprise.
 
2012-04-05 09:31:50 AM
This lady completely trumps the idiots who call 911 because they didn't get their fries. If I were her, I'd act as crazy as possible at the competency hearing. Better to be in a mental hospital than federal prison.
 
2012-04-05 09:42:21 AM

ManateeGag: This lady completely trumps the idiots who call 911 because they didn't get their fries. If I were her, I'd act as crazy as possible at the competency hearing. Better to be in a mental hospital than federal prison.


I wonder if she'll make that face during EST...
 
2012-04-05 11:05:16 AM
Lara Flynn Boyle did that?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-05 11:12:11 AM
I can't imagine why she didn't get custody of the kids.
 
2012-04-05 11:44:12 AM
Wow, where do these idiots come from? How could they be so stupid to think that the President would get involved in state busin....oh wait, they dont care about that whole 10th amendment thingy
 
2012-04-05 12:08:41 PM
She looks like she's going to nag her husband about hemmroid cream at the grocery checkout.
 
2012-04-05 12:09:11 PM
A woman complaining about child custody? Whaaaaaa


/lives in Colorado
//one of the states that gives a fair shake to dads
 
2012-04-05 12:09:25 PM
When black people make duck lips.
 
2012-04-05 12:10:44 PM

Mentat: I can't imagine why she didn't get custody of the kids.


QFT
 
2012-04-05 12:11:27 PM
BTW: Your blog sucks
 
2012-04-05 12:11:33 PM
Those aren't "funny lips," it's what us old school people call ... well, ya know.

/And I'm outta here! Be sure to tip your waitress.
 
2012-04-05 12:12:41 PM

nekom: Over child custody laws, really? Obama has about as much to do with those as I do. Well, I guess most people who threaten the President historically do so in some rambling, disjointed way so that's no surprise.


Careful what you say... she might come after you next.
 
2012-04-05 12:13:08 PM
It's not like Curtis got slapped by a white teacher.
 
2012-04-05 12:13:21 PM
s16.postimage.org
 
2012-04-05 12:13:37 PM

kobrakai: Mentat: I can't imagine why she didn't get custody of the kids.

QFT


Well, she is black so we can assume the father is not involved, Grammy got the kids?
 
2012-04-05 12:14:39 PM
Where the hell would she get $250,000? The fine part of those sentences is a joke.
 
2012-04-05 12:14:54 PM
Thought crimes
 
2012-04-05 12:16:57 PM
Well I don't know who is more deranged this person or that steve beulcher person who wants to ambush the president. I suppose it would have to be steve for the depth of his lunacy but she is giving him solid competition.
 
2012-04-05 12:18:40 PM
Wait...a WOMAN complained the child custody laws were unfair??

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sorry toots. if you're a woman and don't have custody of your kids, you're a total F-up. The laws are so skewed towards women you can't NOT have your kids unless you're completely insane, which you apparently are.
 
2012-04-05 12:24:22 PM
Came for "The State" reference and leaving disappointed

/would look for a clip myself, but I'm too tired.
 
2012-04-05 12:25:02 PM
Somehow this doesn't strike me as a credible threat. Give her 30 days in county for misuse of federal communications, 30 days for being an entitled coont, and save the taxpayers a lot of money.
 
2012-04-05 12:26:13 PM

Catsaregreen: Those aren't "funny lips," it's what us old school people call ... well, ya know.

/And I'm outta here! Be sure to tip your waitress.


Attractive and successful lips?
 
2012-04-05 12:26:37 PM

ginandbacon: [thedaleygator.files.wordpress.com image 223x299]

If I ever get arrested for anything, I am totally making this face for my mugshot.


Shucky ducky quack quack!
 
2012-04-05 12:28:15 PM

ihatedumbpeople: Wait...a WOMAN complained the child custody laws were unfair??

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sorry toots. if you're a woman and don't have custody of your kids, you're a total F-up. The laws are so skewed towards women you can't NOT have your kids unless you're completely insane, which you apparently are.


Maybe shes upset that she has custody of her childrens.
 
2012-04-05 12:29:03 PM

ihatedumbpeople: Wait...a WOMAN complained the child custody laws were unfair??

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sorry toots. if you're a woman and don't have custody of your kids, you're a total F-up. The laws are so skewed towards women you can't NOT have your kids unless you're completely insane, which you apparently are.


QFT
 
2012-04-05 12:30:57 PM
There's a reason "could" and "will" are two different words.
 
2012-04-05 12:33:10 PM
"Investigators say Wright-Darrisaw threatened to kill the president while speaking to the operator."

She deserves a gilded Dumbass tag for that one.
 
2012-04-05 12:34:50 PM

abhorrent1: BTW: Your blog sucks


No kidding. I refuse to Click Here for the rest of the story. The news outlets have tried so hard to get everyone to view news on the web and now they are trying really hard to push everyone away. I am sick of websites inflating their views by splitting news stories up into pieces. There's a farking wheel on our mouse. Also sick of being forced to watch an ad in between each news story they present on video.

If only there was a website I could get all the news stories condensed into one place.
 
2012-04-05 12:42:52 PM
WHAR FREE SPEACH?

/so you can threaten to kill jews and whathaveyou, but not the president?
 
2012-04-05 12:46:44 PM

thurstonxhowell: There's a reason "could" and "will" are two different words.

Agrees:
www.thegrio.com
 
2012-04-05 12:49:34 PM

lucksi: WHAR FREE SPEACH?


At no point in time has threatening to kill a specific person been free speech.

Making a non-specific threat, such as threatening to kill stupid people, is a little more vague.
 
2012-04-05 12:57:20 PM
What will sarcastic flattery get me?
 
2012-04-05 01:04:20 PM
It's probably some vast right wing conspiracy
she's probably some kind of racist
she might even be Klan

thedaleygator.files.wordpress.com

Or not, whatever.
 
2012-04-05 01:07:46 PM
neversubmit
What will sarcastic flattery get me?

a spankin'
 
2012-04-05 01:09:00 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Making a non-specific threat, such as threatening to kill stupid people, is a little more vague.


Genocide is not vague!
 
2012-04-05 01:16:11 PM

trappedspirit: Genocide is not vague!


Okay. Tell lucksi. He's the one who wants everything to be free speach.
 
2012-04-05 01:31:01 PM

8InchFloppy: ihatedumbpeople: Wait...a WOMAN complained the child custody laws were unfair??

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sorry toots. if you're a woman and don't have custody of your kids, you're a total F-up. The laws are so skewed towards women you can't NOT have your kids unless you're completely insane, which you apparently are.

Maybe shes upset that she has custody of her childrens.


Nice!
 
2012-04-05 01:34:00 PM

trappedspirit: ThrobblefootSpectre: Making a non-specific threat, such as threatening to kill stupid people, is a little more vague.

Genocide is not vague!


Sure, but unless one is very industrious, organized and disciplined, it's simply not feasible.

It also helps if one is more than one.
 
2012-04-05 01:38:51 PM
Dear crazy lady,

I know it's Passover week, coming up into Resurrection/Easter Sunday, but... wrong Messiah.

OTOH, at least your mortgage and gas have been paid for now by Obama, even if indirectly (sorry, she does remind me of the lunatic on Youtube who said that in 2008). What is the mortgage on the looney bin, anyway?
 
2012-04-05 01:44:18 PM

neversubmit: What will sarcastic flattery get me?


A TV show.
 
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