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(Yahoo)   Michelle Obama appeared on Tuesday night's episode of "The Biggest Loser." Apparently to point at contestants and shout FATTY FATTY   (ca.news.yahoo.com) divider line 55
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2012-04-05 10:12:26 AM
Don't you farking tell me how to live you fascist cu.....

Ow, why does my left arm hurt?
 
2012-04-05 10:18:12 AM
In before "biggest loser husband" crack from the last green about this...
 
2012-04-05 10:26:47 AM
In before not-so-vaguely racist posts where people claim that one of our most attractive First Ladies is the ugliest woman they've ever seen.

Also in before posters acting concerned that teaching children good nutrition habits is kind of like indoctrination into a cult.
 
2012-04-05 10:33:44 AM
She then picked up a can and started spraying them with pepper spray while shouting....
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2012-04-05 12:12:56 PM
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Now which First Lady would you take diet and exercise tips from??
 
2012-04-05 12:16:59 PM
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I think I need to broker a lasting piece between those two.
 
2012-04-05 12:17:36 PM
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mmmmmmm
 
2012-04-05 12:21:51 PM
bonus round

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Is there a country with a hotter first lady?!? I dont think so. Now I can think of a couple hot princesses but no first ladies
 
2012-04-05 12:33:46 PM
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can you tell I'm at work and bored??
 
2012-04-05 12:36:19 PM
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2012-04-05 12:36:59 PM
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2012-04-05 12:38:00 PM
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now kiss

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2012-04-05 12:46:10 PM

Diogenes: Don't you farking tell me how to live you fascist cu.....

Ow, why does my left arm hurt?


I do find some of the fervor over her support of healthy eating to be mind boggling.

Then again, maybe it's all part of the Left's agenda -- support healthy eating and drive the far right into early graves when they start packing away cheeseburgers to spite you...
 
2012-04-05 01:00:41 PM
This is a bad move for her - that show puts the health of its contestants at risk. If she's genuinely interested in promoting health, she should stay far away from this program. This implicit endorsement makes her come across as being focused on being skinny, not healthy.
 
2012-04-05 01:05:12 PM

Galvatron Zero: Diogenes: Don't you farking tell me how to live you fascist cu.....

Ow, why does my left arm hurt?

I do find some of the fervor over her support of healthy eating to be mind boggling.

Then again, maybe it's all part of the Left's agenda -- support healthy eating and drive the far right into early graves when they start packing away cheeseburgers to spite you...


Every First Lady in modern history has had their "thing." I'm sure she'd show the same fervor if her thing were something else. And together with Mrs. Biden she also works in support of military families and returning soldiers. It's what they do.

Now, the reason we only hears wails of protest over the former issue is because it plays well into "they can't tell me what to do" narrative.

Well you know what? Given that poor fitness has been identified as a national security risk by the top military brass should give the nay-sayers pause. Maybe, just maybe, putting that Twinkie down IS the patriot thing to do, and not some act of surrender to fascism.
 
2012-04-05 01:06:23 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img201.imageshack.us image 502x581]

Now which First Lady would you take diet and exercise tips from??


Michelle's skirt is not skin tight like the other two. They all look about the same judging by the arms and legs. And I'm sure this has been explained to you before.
 
2012-04-05 01:07:39 PM

lamecomedian: This is a bad move for her - that show puts the health of its contestants at risk. If she's genuinely interested in promoting health, she should stay far away from this program. This implicit endorsement makes her come across as being focused on being skinny, not healthy.


Now that's a valid criticism. I don't agree, necessarily, but it's miles better than "teh evil black lady is judging my eating."
 
2012-04-05 01:08:34 PM

devilEther: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img201.imageshack.us image 502x581]

Now which First Lady would you take diet and exercise tips from??

Michelle's skirt is not skin tight like the other two. They all look about the same judging by the arms and legs. And I'm sure this has been explained to you before.


And health and beauty, while they generally accompany each other, are not synonymous.
 
2012-04-05 01:16:59 PM
chimp_ninja: In before not-so-vaguely racist posts where people claim that one of our most attractive First Ladies is the ugliest woman they've ever seen.

I also like all the Moo-chelle stuff, because it just makes so much sense.
 
2012-04-05 01:31:19 PM

devilEther: Michelle's skirt is not skin tight like the other two. They all look about the same judging by the arms and legs. And I'm sure this has been explained to you before.


1) she's the fashion icon. She should have known better than to wear something that would make her look like an over weight soccer mom on her way to Walmart.

2) I understand the dress is different but still no. She isn't even sniffing their league. She can't see the ball park from where she is at.

3)
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/ i think we should have an in depth discussion about the perfect female derriere
// and there should be pictures lots and lots of pictures
 
2012-04-05 01:33:01 PM

chimp_ninja: In before not-so-vaguely racist posts where people claim that one of our most attractive First Ladies is the ugliest woman they've ever seen.


Stay away from the comments section.

"I can't stand this woman does the bag ever shut her pie hole?? she's a narsistic egotistical witch, but then again so is her chipanzee husband."

"I've never seen anything prosper when Blacks get involved they are ghetto through and through "

"B1acks are lazy criminals. They destroy neighborhoods and schools.
Can anyone list any neighborhood that ever improved with the addition of b1acks?"
 
2012-04-05 01:36:09 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: devilEther: Michelle's skirt is not skin tight like the other two. They all look about the same judging by the arms and legs. And I'm sure this has been explained to you before.

1) she's the fashion icon. She should have known better than to wear something that would make her look like an over weight soccer mom on her way to Walmart.

2) I understand the dress is different but still no. She isn't even sniffing their league. She can't see the ball park from where she is at.

3)
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/ i think we should have an in depth discussion about the perfect female derriere
// and there should be pictures lots and lots of pictures


or, maybe she is not the "fashion icon", maybe that's the right's projection...ok, i'm not biting anymore
 
2012-04-05 01:38:59 PM
Dammit, I think Michelle is hot!

I would totally do her. Why, I'd even be happy if The Prez jumped in for an Executive Threesome. He's pretty hot, too.
 
2012-04-05 01:41:56 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img201.imageshack.us image 502x581]

Now which First Lady would you take diet and exercise tips from??


"You fellas go talk economy while we strip down to our panties for a tickle fight."
 
2012-04-05 01:57:21 PM
Oh for fark's sake.

TSH's picture is a well known shop folks, why the hell do people keep treating it like it's real?

Snopes (new window)
 
2012-04-05 01:58:56 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img201.imageshack.us image 502x581]

Now which First Lady would you take diet and exercise tips from??


That is one bad shoop.
 
2012-04-05 02:03:02 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2) I understand the dress is different but still no. She isn't even sniffing their league. She can't see the ball park from where she is at.


I'm confused about your point. Should I be concerned that Michelle Obama compares unfavorably to a literal, actual Professional Model like Carla Bruni? Is that really what you're getting at here?
 
2012-04-05 02:07:00 PM

Glenford: chimp_ninja: In before not-so-vaguely racist posts where people claim that one of our most attractive First Ladies is the ugliest woman they've ever seen.

Stay away from the comments section.

"I can't stand this woman does the bag ever shut her pie hole?? she's a narsistic egotistical witch, but then again so is her chipanzee husband."

"I've never seen anything prosper when Blacks get involved they are ghetto through and through "

"B1acks are lazy criminals. They destroy neighborhoods and schools.
Can anyone list any neighborhood that ever improved with the addition of b1acks?"


I've learned that nothing good can ever come of reading the Yahoo! news comments section. It's mind numbing.
 
2012-04-05 02:08:59 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img201.imageshack.us image 502x581]

Now which First Lady would you take diet and exercise tips from??


In spite of the 'shop, Michelle. She's strong! I would like to see her get in a catfight with those skinny euro-biatches. Michelle isn't petite, but that doesn't make her fat by any means.
 
2012-04-05 02:59:49 PM

KatjaMouse: That is one bad shoop.


You're right! I think they made her smaller.- snark

Yes she wasn't at that event and they cut and pasted her in. I know because I post the actual pictures from the event. You may have notice the hot women?

But they didn't alter her a bit. They just made a side by side comparison easier. Are you saying that the picture of the Obamas together is a shop too? That dress is closer (but not exactly) to the ones the other ladies were wearing. You can't compare apples to apples be Ms. Obama understands she can't pull off that dress. So she stays away from them.
I dont understand why this gets everyone up in arms?! Could it be that someone somewhere is better at portion control and exercise then the First Lady?! And I not only pointed this out but also said that I would rather get information and tips from that person. That can't be too provocative.

devilEther: or, maybe she is not the "fashion icon", maybe that's the right's projection...ok, i'm not biting anymore


Since when are Vanity Fair, Vogue and Ebony tools of the vast right wing conspiracy??

Is "The New Yorker" shilling for the GOP now?

/I try to start a butt thread and you guys won't let the politics go
//relax and start post hot females!!
 
2012-04-05 03:11:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Could it be that someone somewhere is better at portion control and exercise then the First Lady?! And I not only pointed this out but also said that I would rather get information and tips from that person. That can't be too provocative.


"Portion Control?" Is that what we're calling it now?

"How do fashion models stay so skinny?"
"Portion Control"

To be fair, it's not inaccurate. "Nothing" is a *kind* of "Portion"
 
2012-04-05 03:25:53 PM
 
2012-04-05 03:39:35 PM

The Homer Tax: "Portion Control?" Is that what we're calling it now?

"How do fashion models stay so skinny?"
"Portion Control"

To be fair, it's not inaccurate. "Nothing" is a *kind* of "Portion"



You sound fat.


Ok, I'll get this started

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2012-04-05 03:41:35 PM

Barricaded Gunman: chimp_ninja: In before not-so-vaguely racist posts where people claim that one of our most attractive First Ladies is the ugliest woman they've ever seen.

I also like all the Moo-chelle stuff, because it just makes so much sense.


My current favorite is still "First Yeti".

Glenford: chimp_ninja: In before not-so-vaguely racist posts where people claim that one of our most attractive First Ladies is the ugliest woman they've ever seen.

Stay away from the comments section.

"I can't stand this woman does the bag ever shut her pie hole?? she's a narsistic egotistical witch, but then again so is her chipanzee husband."

"I've never seen anything prosper when Blacks get involved they are ghetto through and through "

"B1acks are lazy criminals. They destroy neighborhoods and schools.
Can anyone list any neighborhood that ever improved with the addition of b1acks?"


But don't you DARE ever call them racist!
 
2012-04-05 03:44:40 PM

Cubicle Jockey: Oh for fark's sake.

TSH's picture is a well known shop folks, why the hell do people keep treating it like it's real?

Snopes (new window)


It always amazes me how many people think that's real, considering it looks fake as hell.
 
2012-04-05 03:49:04 PM

Cubicle Jockey: Oh for fark's sake.

TSH's picture is a well known shop folks, why the hell do people keep treating it like it's real?

Snopes (new window)


People believe what they want to believe. And what they want to believe is that the First Lady is a morbidly obese, castrating harpy who wants to kill Whitey.
 
2012-04-05 03:53:19 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: But they didn't alter her a bit. They just made a side by side comparison easier.


You mean except for the obvious part of having two women in very high heels walking up stairs next to a woman in flats who was walking on a flat surface and was 'shopped onto the stairs? As you are apparently a butt man, you more than anyone should realize the difference that makes. Or are you more of a "don't tell me how the sausage gets made" kind of guy?

Regardless, I'm certain that the sort of person who would create that altered photo has such unquestionable ethical standards that they would never have altered anything else about it. After all, they just did it to make side by side comparison easier. For science. I can't imagine why anybody would question that. *bats eyelashes*
 
2012-04-05 04:22:48 PM

someonelse: You mean except for the obvious part of having two women in very high heels walking up stairs next to a woman in flats who was walking on a flat surface and was 'shopped onto the stairs? As you are apparently a butt man, you more than anyone should realize the difference that makes. Or are you more of a "don't tell me how the sausage gets made" kind of guy?

Regardless, I'm certain that the sort of person who would create that altered photo has such unquestionable ethical standards that they would never have altered anything else about it. After all, they just did it to make side by side comparison easier. For science. I can't imagine why anybody would question that. *bats eyelashes*



I am a connoisseur of the female derriere. that's why I posted the OTHER PICTURES EVERYONE IS COMPLETELY IGNORING.

Ok listen people Michelle is not repeat not obese! I never ever said anything even close to that. She is not however anywhere close to the model of a fit life style. If I'm going to take tips on boxing I dont go to the local gym when I have a heavy weight champ to listen to! If I want tip on investing money I don't go to the local community college econ professor if I have Warren Buffet on speed dial.
 
2012-04-05 04:29:15 PM
You lost me. Why would I take boxing tips from Warren Buffett?
 
2012-04-05 04:53:44 PM
Remember when the GOP gave Schwarzenegger all that sh*t for promoting health and fitness?
 
2012-04-05 05:09:23 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Ok listen people Michelle is not repeat not obese! I never ever said anything even close to that. She is not however anywhere close to the model of a fit life style


? how do you figure? a "fit lifestyle" is hardly dictated by the ability of a woman to be model thin.
 
2012-04-05 05:49:14 PM
I waffle between thinking the species closest to humans are bonobos or are chimpanzees. Chimpanzees beat the crap out of each other and bite each other's faces off at the slightest provocation. Bonobos engage in constant masturbation and frottage.

Today's fark topic is the latter. So, here's this lady who went to Princeton for undergrad and got a JD from Harvard, mentored and then married the guy who went on to be President, and it's all about comparing her arse to that of fashion model and using a bad photoshop to do it.
 
2012-04-05 05:56:45 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: She is not however anywhere close to the model of a fit life style.


Saying this makes you sound like a fool. Anyone with eyes can see how foolish you are being. And continually repeating how hideously unhealthy she looks just digs the hole deeper. Nobody cares who finds her sexually attractive and who doesn't. But claiming that she does not look like a healthy person makes you look very silly.
 
Ant
2012-04-05 06:07:30 PM

Contents Under Pressure: So, here's this lady who went to Princeton for undergrad and got a JD from Harvard, mentored and then married the guy who went on to be President


Yes, but she's a woman. She could cure cancer and AIDS on the same day, and the FARK thread would be filled with I would/wouldn't hit it pics.
 
2012-04-05 06:08:22 PM
Not anywhere close to a model of a fit lifestyle:

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www.baccashanghai.com

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chismetime.com
 
2012-04-05 06:13:49 PM

Ant: She could cure cancer and AIDS on the same day, and the FARK thread would be filled with I would/wouldn't hit it pics.


Conversely, if it were revealed that she had created a secret room in the basement of the White House devoted solely to fattening up orphan babies and harvesting their livers to make paté, the FARK thread would still be filled with I would/wouldn't hit it pics.
 
2012-04-05 06:23:06 PM
Anyone else think it's odd for her to go on a show called "The Biggest Loser" during an election year?
 
2012-04-05 06:54:43 PM

Diogenes: lamecomedian: This is a bad move for her - that show puts the health of its contestants at risk. If she's genuinely interested in promoting health, she should stay far away from this program. This implicit endorsement makes her come across as being focused on being skinny, not healthy.

Now that's a valid criticism. I don't agree, necessarily, but it's miles better than "teh evil black lady is judging my eating."


Yes! I hate this show for the above reason. So much emphasis is placed on extreme exercise that the poor shmoos are not ready for, damaging joints and self esteem in the process. And exercise is pretty crappy at producing weight loss on its own, and they never seem to focus on sustainable healthy eating habits because they are too busy making the fatties cry on treadmills or yelling at them on obstacle courses. Michelle O is awesome and I would love to be as in shape as she is.
 
2012-04-05 07:20:47 PM

someonelse: Ant: She could cure cancer and AIDS on the same day, and the FARK thread would be filled with I would/wouldn't hit it pics.

Conversely, if it were revealed that she had created a secret room in the basement of the White House devoted solely to fattening up orphan babies and harvesting their livers to make paté, the FARK thread would still be filled with I would/wouldn't hit it pics.


Look for the above scenario to be repeated as fact throughout the blogodome within a month.
 
2012-04-05 10:22:00 PM

someonelse: Not anywhere close to a model of a fit lifestyle:

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You found the ONLY good pics of her...admit it jackass.

I just can't help but think that this is the ONLY thing that Obama and family are good for. ANYTHING BUT RUNNING THE COUNTRY!!!

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