xanadian: What an unfortunate name the guy has.

He never even had a chance. Its like naming your kid Jeeves.

What?! How come it isn't eleventy bajillion?

/decriminalize it
//It's innonuous

He looks like MMA fighter Kyle Watson.

Cue someone to photoshop him on that odd creature with the big eyes.

Frankie Muniz has really let himself go.

Joke is on the people of nevada who will now have to pay for this guy's room and board for the rest of his life.

Boomtown Hotel-Casino-Family Fun Center-RV Park

fark DisneyLand. I think I've found my Magic Kingdom.

So, $2500 a plant?

Anyone know what camp they're with?

His partner in crime, Bob Wiseguy, managed to escape.

What a $2,000,000 marijuana farm may look like to police.

Christian Lee Lindenberg, 37, who police said lived in the home with the 800 marijuana plants heaven.

FTFY

Who the hell cares - it's gardening. Cops and courts wasting time and effort that should be put to use solving real crimes with real victims. Gardening is not a crime in a freedom-loving country.

If the Founding Fathers (many of whom grew herb themselves) had been told by a psychic that the future of the great country they were creating was this, they would have demanded their money back.

Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

Whew, I know I'll be sleeping safe and sound tonight. Thank you police!

man, 800 plants in one house? that place had to be pleasant... You'd have trouble finding warehouse space for that...

Honest Bender: HenryFnord: So, $2500 a plant?

That's what my math says. And let's say he gets $300 an Ounce. He's expected to get 8 1/3 O's per plant. That just seems.... unlikely.

/

They weigh the full plant, dirt, and pot.

I know I feel safer.

destrip: Who the hell cares - it's gardening. Cops and courts wasting time and effort that should be put to use solving real crimes with real victims. Gardening is not a crime in a freedom-loving country.

If the Founding Fathers (many of whom grew herb themselves) had been told by a psychic that the future of the great country they were creating was this, they would have demanded their money back.

Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

Did you know in olden times here in the UK it was illegal to NOT grow hemp if you farmed more than 2 acres. It had so many uses from sails to rope to clothes to animal feed to medicine etc etc etc that it was a crime if you didn`t have it growing on your land.

Isn`t it good society has advanced to the stage we are at now.

sexy-fetus: Honest Bender: HenryFnord: So, $2500 a plant?

That's what my math says. And let's say he gets $300 an Ounce. He's expected to get 8 1/3 O's per plant. That just seems.... unlikely.

/

They weigh the full plant, dirt, and pot.

Not to mention they go for the highest street value they can calc - as if he was to sell this in dime bags

destrip: Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

I hope you are just stoned and do realize that humans haven't been around for two million years.

Well, that should just about do it for the War on Drugs. Also, pretty sure the cops meant $200 million.

Honest Bender:
That's what my math says. And let's say he gets $300 an Ounce. He's expected to get 8 1/3 O's per plant. That just seems.... unlikely.


Yeah but you take those plants, and you use them as the foundation for more plants, and then more plants and then holy shiat, they meant trillions! Gentlemen, we've just solved the deficit problem.

trappedspirit: destrip: Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

I hope you are just stoned and do realize that humans haven't been around for two million years.

trappedspirit: destrip: Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

I hope you are just stoned and do realize that humans haven't been around for two million years.

Homo Erectus was around two million years ago. And based on many of the posts on Fark, they're still here today.

destrip: Who the hell cares - it's gardening. Cops and courts wasting time and effort that should be put to use solving real crimes with real victims. Gardening is not a crime in a freedom-loving country.

If the Founding Fathers (many of whom grew herb themselves) had been told by a psychic that the future of the great country they were creating was this, they would have demanded their money back.

Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

They grew fields of it man!

reckon they busted him by looking at electrical usage or a hot roof...

or a rat.

sexy-fetus: They weigh the full plant, dirt, and pot.

that is like LSD where the weight of the drug and the medium containing it (often water) are weighed leading to the silly extension of logic where if you were sitting on lake erie with a single drop of acid and the po-po saw you drop it in and could prove it was LSD then the entire weight of lake erie would be classed as LSD and could be confiscated and destroyed...

Biggest bust evar

/hawt
//this gear's getting heavier

trappedspirit: I hope you are just stoned and do realize that humans haven't been around for two million years.

What do you think they were burning in that Wonderwerk cave, Einstein? High quality hemp, that's what! They even had hot stone vaporizers. Learn your history, dude.

I'm never surprised by how the cops value the weed they confiscate.

I can't judge quantities or do math when I'm baked either.

trappedspirit: destrip: Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

I hope you are just stoned and do realize that humans haven't been around for two million years.

I just hope he`s stoned.

csb/ Our new shop is in a remote, rural area. Due to the work that we do, it is exceedingly well lit inside. Our electrician recommended that we only install about 1/3 of the lights before we had the final inspection. Otherwise, we'd have a lot of LEOs poking around the place in years to come.

Hemp for Victory: Produced by U.S. Government in 1942 (new window)

Mutt Farkinov: dready zim: destrip: Who the hell cares - it's gardening. Cops and courts wasting time and effort that should be put to use solving real crimes with real victims. Gardening is not a crime in a freedom-loving country.

If the Founding Fathers (many of whom grew herb themselves) had been told by a psychic that the future of the great country they were creating was this, they would have demanded their money back.

Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

Did you know in olden times here in the UK it was illegal to NOT grow hemp if you farmed more than 2 acres. It had so many uses from sails to rope to clothes to animal feed to medicine etc etc etc that it was a crime if you didn`t have it growing on your land.

Isn`t it good society has advanced to the stage we are at now.

In related news, studies show British animals not as happy as they used to be.

neither are the people but that`s another story

colon_pow: reckon they busted him by looking at electrical usage or a hot roof...

or a rat.

I wonder if the new LED grow lamps will throw off the cops game, since they are low power consumption, and don't get THAT hot.

Gough: csb/ Our new shop is in a remote, rural area. Due to the work that we do, it is exceedingly well lit inside. Our electrician recommended that we only install about 1/3 of the lights before we had the final inspection. Otherwise, we'd have a lot of LEOs poking around the place in years to come.

probably not if it`s stable usage, from reports I have heard they look for patterns like one month low and 2 months high repeating over a year or two. All it would take is one LEO, half an hour and some back of the beermat maths to show all the power being used with the visible lighting.

dready zim: If those plants are representative then he probably would yield between 1/4 and 1/2 an ounce each. Due to the roots I would say they were full plants, not branches. 800 plants would give a total yield of 200-400 ounces. I checked prices at thepriceofweed.com and it says £200-$400 per oz

TFA reckons the price is between $5000-$10000 per ounce if the yield is right. Does that seem right to everyone else? They reckon $2500 per plant, anyone know how much weed that would be over in the USA?

My maths says a crop of 200-400 oz at $200-$400 would be between $40,000 and $160,000 or 2-8% of the value given in TFA

That's why they call it "cop math"

Orgasmatron138: He looks like MMA fighter Kyle Watson.

Hey, now that they're gonna show the fights in 3D, does it make it easier for you to masturbate?

BurnShrike: trappedspirit: destrip: Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

I hope you are just stoned and do realize that humans haven't been around for two million years.

Homo Erectus was around two million years ago. And based on many of the posts on Fark, they're still here today.

Did you just call me a homo? Dems fightin' words!

trappedspirit: BurnShrike: trappedspirit: destrip: Re-legalize (growing pot wasn't a crime for the first two million years of human history), end the drug war, and stop the insanity, once and for all.

I hope you are just stoned and do realize that humans haven't been around for two million years.

Homo Erectus was around two million years ago. And based on many of the posts on Fark, they're still here today.

Did you just call me a homo? Dems fightin' words!



You made me think of this.