Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New York Daily News)   Well ever since that phoney "war on women" thing started the GOP has been doing better amongst women and the more conservative the better   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, GOP, Republican  
•       •       •

5841 clicks; posted to Politics » on 05 Apr 2012 at 1:32 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



367 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-04-05 09:55:09 AM  
I won't defend everything every Republican has ever done or said about women, because that would be silly. But if only women would do their homework, they'd see that Republican policies of lower taxes and smaller government are better for women because they're better for everyone. Smaller government gives women more choices, more mobility, more empowerment.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-05 09:59:28 AM  
S.E Cupp? What the hell sort of bra size is that?
 
2012-04-05 10:04:27 AM  
S.E Cupp often makes my head hurt when she tries to justify the GOP's actions, but good lord is she hot.
 
2012-04-05 10:05:43 AM  
Ah, Republican personal responsibility. It's not our fault you hate us, it's YOUR fault!
 
2012-04-05 10:25:18 AM  
I wonder why women don't like Republicans? Hmmmmmmm

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-05 10:25:48 AM  
Clearly we need to cut taxes on the super wealthy. It's great for women because it's great for everyone.
 
2012-04-05 10:31:55 AM  
Why won't these whore sluts do as they're told?
 
2012-04-05 10:42:37 AM  
WHore make Hulk brain hurt!
 
2012-04-05 10:47:28 AM  
"So I put the blame squarely on the shoulders of women. As everyone knows, we're the smarter sex, so why shouldn't we be held accountable for the way we vote?"

Why are you stupid biatches voting democrat? Whores!

What a vapid coont!
 
2012-04-05 10:51:37 AM  
I see. So women don't vote Democrat because they're sluts, it's because they're too dumb to think for themselves. I'm sure that will set the broads running back to the GOP any minute now.
 
2012-04-05 10:59:06 AM  
What the fark is she going on about? Feminists want "big" government? Like more defense spending? Like slashing corporate taxes? Like not investing in the green economy and jeopardizing crucial aquifers? Like forcing doctors to lie to their patients about breast cancer when they are considering an abortion? Like redefining rape? Like trying to disenfranchise poor, disabled, students, and minority voters? Like protecting gay bashers? Like bailing out Wall St.? Like wanting to fry brown people on our southern border with an impossible and hugely expensive electric fence? Like going to war with Iran?

Lady, you really don't get it. Maybe you should stop embarrassing yourself in public and get a job that doesn't involve sharing your lunatic opinions in writing for all to see.
 
2012-04-05 10:59:59 AM  
Oh, and I can't let this slip.

PHONEY
img.escapade.co.uk

PHONY
www.americantimes.org
 
2012-04-05 11:02:22 AM  
Hello? Yes, who is this? Oh, hello, Fallacy of Composition, how are you doing today? Oh? Yes, those Republicans certainly are evil farking scumbags, aren't they?
 
2012-04-05 11:12:18 AM  

ginandbacon: What the fark is she going on about? Feminists want "big" government? Like more defense spending? Like slashing corporate taxes? Like not investing in the green economy and jeopardizing crucial aquifers? Like forcing doctors to lie to their patients about breast cancer when they are considering an abortion? Like redefining rape? Like trying to disenfranchise poor, disabled, students, and minority voters? Like protecting gay bashers? Like bailing out Wall St.? Like wanting to fry brown people on our southern border with an impossible and hugely expensive electric fence? Like going to war with Iran?

Lady, you really don't get it. Maybe you should stop embarrassing yourself in public and get a job that doesn't involve sharing your lunatic opinions in writing for all to see.


Listen here toots. I know this whole "equality" thing was cute for a while, but you really just need to understand that a billionaire getting a tax cut is better for you than access to your whore pills and whore medical procedures.. I'm sorry you're too dumb to understand that.

/sorry. I was channeling Ms. Cupp for a moment.
 
2012-04-05 11:17:21 AM  

Aarontology: ginandbacon: What the fark is she going on about? Feminists want "big" government? Like more defense spending? Like slashing corporate taxes? Like not investing in the green economy and jeopardizing crucial aquifers? Like forcing doctors to lie to their patients about breast cancer when they are considering an abortion? Like redefining rape? Like trying to disenfranchise poor, disabled, students, and minority voters? Like protecting gay bashers? Like bailing out Wall St.? Like wanting to fry brown people on our southern border with an impossible and hugely expensive electric fence? Like going to war with Iran?

Lady, you really don't get it. Maybe you should stop embarrassing yourself in public and get a job that doesn't involve sharing your lunatic opinions in writing for all to see.

Listen here toots. I know this whole "equality" thing was cute for a while, but you really just need to understand that a billionaire getting a tax cut is better for you than access to your whore pills and whore medical procedures.. I'm sorry you're too dumb to understand that.

/sorry. I was channeling Ms. Cupp for a moment.


Lollers :)
 
2012-04-05 12:35:25 PM  
if only women would do their homework, they'd see that Republican policies of lower taxes and smaller government are better for women

Time for another round of...

Republicans 2000-2008: "Nobody votes for Democrats because they treat the American people like they're stupid."

Republicans 2009-present: "The American people are stupid."
 
2012-04-05 12:40:03 PM  
Some blame the men for failing to connect with women, while others blame Republican policies. But what of women's liberation and agency? Taking the role of female voters out of the equation, effectively silencing them, seems a decidedly anti-feminist thing to do.

Is she basically saying it's sexist to try to figure out what female voters are reacting to, and the feminist, empowering thing to do is to just assume they're voting willy-nilly?

I won't defend everything every Republican has ever done or said about women, because that would be silly. But if only women would do their homework, they'd see that Republican policies of lower taxes and smaller government are better for women because they're better for everyone.

Stop thinking with your bajingos, ladies, the men are talking.
 
2012-04-05 01:24:36 PM  
As everyone knows, we're the smarter sex,

Wait, what?

Also, even if true, being part of the "smarter sex" doesn't automatically make you smarter. Just because something applies to women, doesn't mean it applies to a woman.
 
2012-04-05 01:35:08 PM  
Smaller government gives women more choices

that has to be satire
 
2012-04-05 01:36:59 PM  

timujin: As everyone knows, we're the smarter sex,

Wait, what?

Also, even if true, being part of the "smarter sex" doesn't automatically make you smarter. Just because something applies to women, doesn't mean it applies to a woman.


The conservative must find every excuse possible to re-affirm how much better he or she is than everybody else around them. Otherwise, they'd have to admit they're actually part and parcel of society, and -- gasp! -- might actually feel empathy for their fellow humans.
 
2012-04-05 01:39:39 PM  
SE Cupp?

Never mind.
 
2012-04-05 01:39:53 PM  
Guess because the only ones left only vote for what their husbands tell them to...
 
2012-04-05 01:40:20 PM  
Sippy Cupp again. I can't decide if she's playing a rightwing troll for the cheap and easy press/money (like a less subtle Colbert) or if she sincerely wants to become the next Malkin/Coulter.
 
2012-04-05 01:40:45 PM  

Diogenes: S.E Cupp? What the hell sort of bra size is that?


Sip E Cupp?
/What kind of nom de plume is that?
//Some kind of code?
///We're through the looking-glass here people!
 
2012-04-05 01:41:12 PM  
FTFA:

So I put the blame squarely on the shoulders of women. As everyone knows, we're the smarter sex, so why shouldn't we be held accountable for the way we vote?

Because you hate being held accountable. It's not your fault though.

/runs
 
2012-04-05 01:41:25 PM  

Headso: Smaller government gives women more choices

that has to be satire


Because you see, pro-choice really means pro-forced abortion. Always.
 
2012-04-05 01:41:37 PM  
I had a really hard time comprehending that prose. I don't mean I didn't get her point; I didn't get that far. I just had a really hard time parsing her sentences and paragraphs. Am I having a stroke?

Truthfully, it left my jimmies completely rustled.
 
2012-04-05 01:42:17 PM  
Man, what a whiny biatch.
 
2012-04-05 01:42:37 PM  
Undecided voters in swing states do not like theocracies.
 
2012-04-05 01:43:12 PM  
It's S.E. Cupp, the worst concern troll of them all.
 
2012-04-05 01:43:31 PM  

AxiomJackson: Diogenes: S.E Cupp? What the hell sort of bra size is that?

Sip E Cupp?
/What kind of nom de plume is that?
//Some kind of code?
///We're through the looking-glass here people!


It's a warning. BEWARE: CHILD-LIKE INTELLECT AHEAD.
 
2012-04-05 01:43:39 PM  
Women, it seems, are falling for the left's "we'll take care of you" economic paternalism, the insistence that women need the state, or wealthy taxpayers, to rescue them from a life of oppression, squalor and servitude.

Yeah, why didn't these women just get born into an upper class household and attend Cornell University for a degree in Art History and then use their looks to procure a "hot pundit" gig like SE Cupp?

Those women are so stupid that they are falling for the paternalism that their peers like SE Cupp have overcome.
 
2012-04-05 01:43:55 PM  
"Romney actually improved with women between mid-December and mid-February, just after the brouhaha began. And Rick Santorum, the staunch social conservative whose views on contraception have been at the epicenter of the debate, has earned the female vote in every state he's won. He also polled 21 points higher among Republican female voters than Romney in a question about who understands their needs better."

And this will help the GOP gain support from Democratic and Independent female voters in the general election because . . . Oh, wait. . .
 
2012-04-05 01:44:23 PM  
"As everyone knows, we're the smarter sex"

Hm. Alright. I think that's bogus, but lets look at the implications of what you have said.

"Democrats have enjoyed more support from women than men for 30 years, and the majority of women have voted for Democratic Presidents since 1992. And now, President Obama is leading Mitt Romney by an alarming 20 points (58% to 38%) among women..."

So smart people are voting Democratic? Is that what she's trying to say?
 
2012-04-05 01:44:42 PM  

sigdiamond2000: if only women would do their homework, they'd see that Republican policies of lower taxes and smaller government are better for women

Time for another round of...

Republicans 2000-2008: "Nobody votes for Democrats because they treat the American people like they're stupid."

Republicans 2009-present: "The American people are stupid."


Man, those small government policies of the 1800's in America must have been great for women.. Oh wait? What? They had no rights and were considered property? Ok, then.
 
2012-04-05 01:45:46 PM  
But if only women would do their homework, they'd see that Republican policies of lower taxes and smaller government are better for women because they're better for everyone. Smaller government gives women more choices, more mobility, more empowerment.

AAHhhh haahahaha oh my god hahhhhhhhhhh
 
2012-04-05 01:47:31 PM  

keylock71: I won't defend everything every Republican has ever done or said about women, because that would be silly. But if only women would do their homework, they'd see that Republican policies of lower taxes and smaller government are better for women because they're better for everyone. Smaller government gives women more choices, more mobility, more empowerment.


See, the problem is that the GOP wants a government so small it'll fit in a woman's uterus. And that's a huge part of why women overwhelmingly vote for the Democrats.
 
2012-04-05 01:47:36 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: AxiomJackson: Diogenes: S.E Cupp? What the hell sort of bra size is that?

Sip E Cupp?
/What kind of nom de plume is that?
//Some kind of code?
///We're through the looking-glass here people!

It's a warning. BEWARE: CHILD-LIKE INTELLECT AHEAD.


So I gathered. But why does she use it? Some kind of double-secret reverse super troll?
 
2012-04-05 01:48:07 PM  
I think we can all agree that Republicans are:

1. Stupid
2. Greedy
3. Evil
4. Any combination of the above


Seriously, the fact that Republicans hold ANY office in this country is absurd. They simply aren't mentally qualified to make rational decisions.
 
2012-04-05 01:48:20 PM  
I don't know where women went wrong. Republican economic policies of self-reliance should be right up their alley.


That's because most women aren't falling for the lie you stupid broad.
Republican Economic policies are not about self reliance they just spin it that way while they cater to the wealthy and leave the middle class in the dust.
 
2012-04-05 01:48:41 PM  
You think women like pushovers who do things for them? Look out for their best interests? Respect them? Come on now, they like the ahole who they think they can change.
 
2012-04-05 01:48:49 PM  
Poor MissSippyCup.

/I hope someday she graduates to a glass
 
2012-04-05 01:49:12 PM  
Well, we can be pretty farking stupid at times.


/drives me nut

boobies and pussies could rule the world if we did it right
 
2012-04-05 01:49:16 PM  
"So I put the blame squarely on the shoulders of women. As everyone knows, we're the smarter sex, so why shouldn't we be held accountable for the way we vote? And if most women are voting for Democrats, they must have their reasons."

Was that satire?
 
2012-04-05 01:50:07 PM  
This is the Republicans token atheist, right?

She completely dismisses that young women find nothing redeeming about Republican policies, and most are smart enough to know when they're being screwed.
 
2012-04-05 01:51:48 PM  
FFS. S.E. Cupp is milking her hot years by telling old white men what they want pretty girls to say, and after she hits 35 or 40 will go retire on a nice deserted island with a pool full of cabana boys.
 
2012-04-05 01:52:41 PM  
It's the typical "believe what I say not what I do" argument.

Ignore that 'conservative' candidates are attempting to shoe-horn government into bedrooms, doctors offices, and literally into your lady parts using paternalism and a self percieved moral superiority. They are 'small government' and small government is JUST THE BEST! For everyone! Always!
 
2012-04-05 01:53:47 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Yeah, why didn't these women just get born into an upper class household and attend Cornell University for a degree in Art History and then use their looks to procure a "hot pundit" gig like SE Cupp?


Nice work if you can get it.
 
2012-04-05 01:54:26 PM  
FTFA: "Smaller government gives women more choices, more mobility, more empowerment."

See, that's where you're wrong. Because in today's political climate "smaller government" means "weak, ineffectual federal government that lets the states do whatever the hell they want." And when half of the states are run by batshiat insane Teabaggers, it means FEWER choices, LESS mobility and LESS empowerment.
 
2012-04-05 01:55:21 PM  
You know what "conservatives" say: Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach become right wing pundits.
 
Displayed 50 of 367 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report