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(Yahoo)   Whitney Houston's final autopsy report released. I'm not saying it was cocaine, but it was cocaine   (music.yahoo.com) divider line 84
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2012-04-04 11:44:51 PM  
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2012-04-05 12:54:40 AM  
Nothing like taking a hit coke, having a heart attack, and falling face first into a bathtub.
 
2012-04-05 12:57:45 AM  
Should have ordered a coke float
 
2012-04-05 12:59:59 AM  
Coulda had a V8
 
2012-04-05 02:19:16 AM  

ShawnDoc: Nothing like taking a hit coke, having a heart attack, and falling face first into a bathtub.


TADA
 
2012-04-05 04:44:29 AM  
Chumbawumba should capitalize on this.
 
2012-04-05 04:50:09 AM  
I am SHOCKED.
 
2012-04-05 04:50:42 AM  
Cocaine's a hella a dr...(splash)
 
2012-04-05 04:58:53 AM  
She's cool now that she's gone underground.
 
2012-04-05 05:03:10 AM  
Autopsy: White residue on spoon in Houston's room

Is 'room' a euphamism? I didn't think autopsies dissected rooms.
 
2012-04-05 05:03:39 AM  
Better raise her album prices again.
 
2012-04-05 05:51:58 AM  
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2012-04-05 06:15:05 AM  
I'm 56 and NEVER ever NEVER did drugs.....when will people learn that this is what happens once you start down that road...she had it all and threw it way....
 
2012-04-05 06:22:05 AM  
Ed Finnerty

Chumbawumba should capitalize on this.


She got knocked down, never gettin' up again, She gonna hang around underground..........
 
2012-04-05 06:26:55 AM  

growinthings: I'm 56 and NEVER ever NEVER did drugs.....when will people learn that this is what happens once you start down that road...she had it all and threw it way....


Oooooh Oooooohhhh
 
2012-04-05 06:30:27 AM  

growinthings: I'm 56 and NEVER ever NEVER did drugs.....when will people learn that this is what happens once you start down that road...she had it all and threw it way....


No, no, she almost had it all.


/didn't she?
 
2012-04-05 06:41:36 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-05 07:17:11 AM  
But, was her anus remarkable?
 
2012-04-05 07:23:10 AM  
She was a coke addict married to Bobby Brown. I'm betting that her anus was remarkably worn.
 
2012-04-05 08:03:51 AM  
Pft. She should have gotten Coke Zero.
 
2012-04-05 08:11:12 AM  

TunaTacoTaster: But, was her anus remarkable?


Can't believe that wasn't the Weeners in the thread.
We're slipping.
 
2012-04-05 08:20:42 AM  
I don't think anyone was holding their breath (pun intended) about what the cause of death was, but I have to admit, when I read the scrolling ticker on whatever cable news network, I was pretty confused for a sec.


"Cocaine...." (of course)
"Drowning...." (ok, so she was high in the tub, and fell asleep or someth...)
"Heart Disease...." (....so.... she got scared that she was drowning, and had a coronary? she OD'd, and it was a photo finish as to which cause of lack of oxygen to the brain would win out?)

I googled it abit and I remember reading something that made some sense, but since it wasn't as funny as the thought of having three seemingly unrelated causes of death on your obituary, I don't remember it.

It's good to have an interesting and anecdotal death. When I go, I hope it's due to maple syrup, beri beri, and restless leg syndrome. Your turn.
 
2012-04-05 08:25:55 AM  

yookaloco: I don't think anyone was holding their breath (pun intended) about what the cause of death was, but I have to admit, when I read the scrolling ticker on whatever cable news network, I was pretty confused for a sec.


"Cocaine...." (of course)
"Drowning...." (ok, so she was high in the tub, and fell asleep or someth...)
"Heart Disease...." (....so.... she got scared that she was drowning, and had a coronary? she OD'd, and it was a photo finish as to which cause of lack of oxygen to the brain would win out?)

I googled it abit and I remember reading something that made some sense, but since it wasn't as funny as the thought of having three seemingly unrelated causes of death on your obituary, I don't remember it.

It's good to have an interesting and anecdotal death. When I go, I hope it's due to maple syrup, beri beri, and restless leg syndrome. Your turn.


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2012-04-05 08:41:44 AM  
FTFAAn investigator noted a hole in the singer's nose, listed under "history of substance abuse."

I have two holes in my nose!! How much cocaine have I done?
 
2012-04-05 08:48:34 AM  
What's ironic is that she knew CPR, but unfortunately, the wrong CPR -- coke, pot and roofies.
 
2012-04-05 08:53:43 AM  
And she's a liar!

She told me, TOLD ME, that she would always love me. She even sang a song about it.
How can she always love me if she's DEAD?
 
2012-04-05 08:54:38 AM  
But... but... WHAT ABOUT BOBBY CHRISTINAAAAAA!?!?!?? How does she feel?

That's supposed to be the followup on any Whitney Houston news.
 
2012-04-05 08:56:09 AM  
another wanna-be Jim Morrison
 
2012-04-05 09:01:00 AM  
I didn't realize her bath tub was so big...

gothamist.com
 
2012-04-05 09:03:28 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-04-05 09:08:59 AM  

Slaxl: Autopsy: White residue on spoon in Houston's room

Is 'room' a euphamism? I didn't think autopsies dissected rooms.


This. We needed an autopsy to tell us they found a spoon with coke residue?
 
2012-04-05 09:10:04 AM  
www.threadbombing.com

29.media.tumblr.com

lets get these out of the way
 
2012-04-05 09:11:57 AM  

yookaloco: "Heart Disease...." (....so.... she got scared that she was drowning, and had a coronary? she OD'd, and it was a photo finish as to which cause of lack of oxygen to the brain would win out?)


Heart disease could have made her pass out without an actual heart attack. In Houston's case, she probably had an episode caused by "holiday heart syndrome" (new window) which made her pass out and slide under the water. In effect, she had a hangover while ingesting other drugs and her heart was like "fark it, I'm not running right for a few minutes." If your arrhythmia is bad enough, the first thing you do is pass out. Then you slide under the water and breathe in a few lungfuls of air before you can wake up. Then you're dead.
 
2012-04-05 09:13:05 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Coulda had an V8ball


ftfy
 
2012-04-05 09:21:55 AM  
No more Whitney Houston autopsies? :(
 
2012-04-05 09:25:32 AM  
What's brown and floats after going to the bathroom?
 
2012-04-05 09:31:30 AM  
Face in the drain, high on cocaine!
 
2012-04-05 09:40:59 AM  
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
 
2012-04-05 09:42:06 AM  

Und Becks: Face in the drain, high on cocaine!


Whitney Houston better watch her speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that biatch just lost her mind.
 
2012-04-05 09:46:53 AM  

growinthings: I'm 56 and NEVER ever NEVER did drugs.....when will people learn that this is what happens once you start down that road...she had it all and threw it way....


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2012-04-05 09:58:11 AM  
i41.tinypic.com

It was cocaine
 
2012-04-05 10:01:44 AM  
This is like the American Rasputin!
 
2012-04-05 10:10:40 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
Still tops Whitney on the 'Weirdest Way for a Musician to Die' list

/obscure?
 
2012-04-05 10:12:34 AM  
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIII will always snort yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *glug*glug*glug*
 
2012-04-05 10:14:26 AM  
BREAKING NEWS

This man was reportedly seen leaving Ms. Houston's room approximately 30 minutes before her body was found:

i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-05 10:41:59 AM  
Even Captain Renault wasn't shocked by this report
 
2012-04-05 10:55:03 AM  
And this is relevant why?
 
2012-04-05 10:55:50 AM  
I've already had some mouth-breathers who read The Enquirer or Sun or some rag like that tell me that she was murdered... That they "dug her up" and found out she was killed.

I just nodded politely and moved on with my day. If someone wants to believe Whitney Houston was murdered, it really doesn't affect me, as long as she's still dead.
 
2012-04-05 10:57:06 AM  

growinthings: I'm 56 and NEVER ever NEVER did drugs.....when will people learn that this is what happens once you start down that road...she had it all and threw it way....


Didn't she almost have it all.
 
2012-04-05 10:57:42 AM  

EyeballKid: growinthings: I'm 56 and NEVER ever NEVER did drugs.....when will people learn that this is what happens once you start down that road...she had it all and threw it way....

No, no, she almost had it all.


/didn't she?


Beat me to it.
 
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