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(Metro)   Doctor claims the promoted practice of men regularly checking for signs of testicular cancer has turned Britain's men into 'ball-watching neurotics.' Aw, nuts   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-04-04 07:19:31 PM  
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
 
2012-04-04 09:11:39 PM  
Sure, like guys need a reason to go exploring below their belt.
 
2012-04-04 09:17:37 PM  
Don't neglect the balls
 
2012-04-04 09:19:41 PM  
Hey kids feel your balls so you don't get cancer
 
2012-04-04 09:20:41 PM  
So now they know what it's like to be American sports fans...
 
2012-04-04 09:21:37 PM  
Pocket pool party for the poms
 
2012-04-04 09:22:46 PM  
I'm sure they're just checking the fit on the penis cozy.
 
2012-04-04 09:23:19 PM  
'ball-watching neurotics'

Well, George Michael has his new band name.
 
2012-04-04 09:27:47 PM  
Oh, so THAT'S what he's doing. I just thought re-adjusting himself every couple of minutes was a man thing, glad to know it's a diagnostic tool.
 
2012-04-04 09:28:01 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: 'ball-watching neurotics'

Well, George Michael has his new band name.


sounds better as Ball Watcher and the Neurotics
 
2012-04-04 09:29:55 PM  
'The chances of discovering something significant from a routine examination of the testicles are minuscule - at least 50,000 men would need to examine themselves for ten years to prevent one death.'

I'm sure something will kill me, but what if I don't want ball cancer, anyways?

'Survival rates for testicular cancer are excellent, but finding the disease early is likely to lead to more straightforward treatment.'

Bingo! Find it early, get rid of it, or let it advance and spread... Hmmm. I didn't know doctoring stopped at "preventing death." They have a terrible record at that.
 
2012-04-04 09:30:45 PM  
i'd almost rather not know. If i was growing a tumor in there...hey, its just a third ball!
 
2012-04-04 09:31:43 PM  
Balls, they do that too. SFW
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-04 09:32:30 PM  

moike: So now they know what it's like to be American sports fans...


[groan]
 
2012-04-04 09:32:47 PM  
Submitter's mom checks my balls for me
 
2012-04-04 09:34:22 PM  
www.blogcdn.com

Del: You play with your balls a lot.
Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
Neal: You know what'd make me happy?
Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?
 
2012-04-04 09:34:26 PM  
It is my job to paw the wifes tits on a regular basis and make a game of it.... it is her job to play wtih the berries while attending to the stick, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink

/ the benefits of relationships
// cancer checks and if you camp, tick checks
 
2012-04-04 09:34:46 PM  
I check my balls monthly.
 
2012-04-04 09:35:30 PM  
British men have balls? Adele aside, that's hard to fathom...
 
2012-04-04 09:36:27 PM  
I think checking them every other day is working out fine for me, thanks.
 
2012-04-04 09:39:31 PM  
Obviously this guy didn't get the memo that "checking for tesicular cancer" is just code.

/He also sounds cranky
//Maybe he should check more often
 
2012-04-04 09:39:35 PM  
www.swissinfo.ch
I thought the British were already neurotic about ball-watching.
 
2012-04-04 09:41:08 PM  
Brock: We know that part, Hank. Like this. (grabs guard's groin, guard screams in pain) Where's the wedding be held? Talk!
Ünderbheit Guard: Go ahead! The pain will be nothing compared to what the master will do to me if I betray him! (Brock clenches tighter, screams more) This is still nothing compared to what the master... (Brock appears shocked) What?
Brock: ...Nothin'.
Ünderbheit Guard: No, what?
Brock: I, uh... I don't- I don't know how to tell you this but I... feel a, uh... a lump.
Ünderbheit Guard: Are you serious?
Brock: Yeah... I'm so sorry, man.
Ünderbheit Guard: Oh. Oh god. Ooooh god.
Brock: Yeah, I just feel awful...
Ünderbheit Guard: How do you think I feel?
Brock: Yeah, yeah, maybe uh... we should uh...
Ünderbheit Guard: I... I must go to my wife.
Brock: Yeah, yeah. You should do that. (Venture points in the opposite direction) Hey, uh, I know it's a bad time to ask and all but...
Ünderbheit Guard: The wedding. Yeah. Yeah, fine. I don't care anymore. It's in the observatory, on a flight up, through this door
 
2012-04-04 09:50:39 PM  

i.r.id10t: It is my job to paw the wifes tits on a regular basis and make a game of it.... it is her job to play wtih the berries while attending to the stick, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink

/ the benefits of relationships
// cancer checks and if you camp, tick checks


image.shutterstock.com
 
2012-04-04 09:50:58 PM  
Maybe there will be a new obsession for guys to stick a finger up their rectum and palpate their prostate you know to check for any abnormalities.
 
2012-04-04 09:52:30 PM  
Mindin' the step children at the moment, actually. Thanks for asking.
 
2012-04-04 09:52:31 PM  
Aw, nuts? It's bollocks, subby. Bollocks.
 
2012-04-04 10:01:11 PM  

HairBolus: Maybe there will be a new obsession for guys to stick a finger up their rectum and palpate their prostate you know to check for any abnormalities.


I do that like every other day.
 
2012-04-04 10:02:43 PM  
It looks like a duck.
It walks like a duck.

Quack! Quack!
 
2012-04-04 10:11:04 PM  

HairBolus: Maybe there will be a new obsession for guys to stick a finger up their rectum and palpate their prostate you know to check for any abnormalities.


Hey, us gals check for our own breast abnormalities, you guys can just massage your own prostates! Stop being such dicks, uh, pussies, er, well, anyway, just get on with it!
 
2012-04-04 10:17:57 PM  

Snapper Carr: Brock: I, uh... I don't- I don't know how to tell you this but I... feel a, uh... a lump.


Whar next episode???? WHAR?????
 
2012-04-04 10:23:53 PM  
I noticed a weird lump on mine, and it was sore and it was there for a little while...
At that point I didn't care about being embarrassed or being accused of being a hypochondriac... I went straight to the doctor.
Turned out it was just some kind of fluid build-up and it went away after awhile.
But that's one of the things you don't want to ignore.
Another one is your teeth.
 
2012-04-04 10:24:28 PM  
What? No, I was just checking for cancer... Yeah, that's it.
 
2012-04-04 10:41:44 PM  
Came for the Tom Green reference.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-04-04 10:50:14 PM  

Haplo127x: Oh, so THAT'S what he's doing. I just thought re-adjusting himself every couple of minutes was a man thing, glad to know it's a diagnostic tool.


Testicular cancer moves fast. They can't be too careful.
 
2012-04-04 10:52:09 PM  
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-04 10:56:36 PM  
i184.photobucket.com

What British balls may look like.

/I know there's girls here :]
 
2012-04-04 11:10:51 PM  
Bah. Women's work.
 
2012-04-04 11:11:11 PM  
I'm so very scared.
 
2012-04-04 11:20:37 PM  
I was thinking it was because of the PSA for checking the balls from the lovely British gal Rachel Stevens:

Link (new window) SFW, but Rachel is definitely very sensual in the video. Prudish bosses might not approve.
 
2012-04-04 11:34:12 PM  
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2012-04-04 11:35:25 PM  
farking wankers are just itching to tell you about them
 
2012-04-04 11:36:34 PM  
facking wankers
 
2012-04-04 11:39:22 PM  
fokking wankers? wanking fockers?
 
2012-04-04 11:44:08 PM  
That's why I only sleep with doctors, that way I get free testicular exams and sex.
 
2012-04-05 12:46:45 AM  
"...then Nigel grabbed a marker and put a check-mark on his scrotum..."
 
2012-04-05 12:50:47 AM  
He's got big balls, and she's got big balls...
 
2012-04-05 01:26:52 AM  
So playing with your balls is very unlikely to help in the fight against cancer. Huh.

So what's the next excuse we can use?
 
2012-04-05 01:51:24 AM  
I'm fondling my balls right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

But not there. I go to great lengths to avoid a kick there.
 
2012-04-05 01:59:30 AM  

Begoggle: .
Turned out it was just some kind of fluid build-up and it went away after awhile.
But that's one of the things you don't want to ignore.
Another one is your teeth.


There will never be a chance for any kind of fluid buildup in my testicles...
 
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