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(TMZ)   That one actor that's in everything, no not him the other one, in intensive care after suffering a head injury during a fall   (tmz.com) divider line 88
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2012-04-04 08:39:29 PM  
As soon as I read the headline, I yelled, "CHANNING TATUM?! NO!"

False alarm.
 
2012-04-04 08:59:16 PM  
I'm sure he'll love being referred to as the 'Nutty Professor' Actor.
 
2012-04-04 09:02:34 PM  
Here's a tip from your Uncle Larry: Avoid slippery surfaces when drinking.
 
2012-04-04 09:07:56 PM  
But you see, you think they drop like rocks, they don't. He hit a gargoyle on the way down and this guy gets his head caught in the gargoyle's mouth. The head...(snaps fingers) ...pops off like a grape. The body continues to spin down like a whirl-a-gig. When they hit, everything pops out. It's like a piñata The intestines, like they're spring-loaded, pop out.
 
2012-04-04 09:08:25 PM  
I love that guy. He plays the best a-hole characters.
 
2012-04-04 09:12:11 PM  
Larry Miller -- who's starred in a TON of hit movies including "Nutty Professor" and "10 Things I Hate About You" -- is currently in the ICU at an L.A. hospital after suffering a freak injury to his head.


More like 10 Things I Hate About ICU, AMIRITE?
 
2012-04-04 09:14:17 PM  
Get well soon, funny dude.
 
2012-04-04 09:15:01 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I love that guy. He plays the best a-hole characters.


He's a conservative IRL, and he's barely acting. :D

/hope he gets better
//still laugh at his 'buttsteak' thing from way back
 
2012-04-04 09:15:16 PM  
I more recognize from his stand-up. His skiing bit makes me giggle each time I hear it.

/yes, giggle.
 
2012-04-04 09:29:20 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I love that guy. He plays the best a-hole characters.


Which is odd because he's really one of the sweetest guys. His podcast is entirely just thank yous and touching stories about how sweet life is.

I'm so bummed out now.
 
2012-04-04 09:31:42 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I love that guy. He plays the best a-hole characters.


and pointy haired bosses.
 
2012-04-04 09:36:05 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: I more recognize from his stand-up. His skiing bit makes me giggle each time I hear it.

/yes, giggle.


Same here....except mine is "The five levels of drinking"

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-04 09:40:21 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: I_Am_Weasel: I more recognize from his stand-up. His skiing bit makes me giggle each time I hear it.

/yes, giggle.

Same here....except mine is "The five levels of drinking"

Link (new window)


THIS
 
2012-04-04 09:44:34 PM  
On his way back into the bar, Miller lost his footing and fell backwards ... smacking the back of his head on the hard floor.

People at the scene rushed to his aid and called 911. Miller was transported to a nearby hospital ... where he was treated in the E.R. before being transferred to the intensive care unit.

We're told ... doctors have told Miller's family the actor is expected to make a full recovery, but they want to keep him in the ICU for a couple of days for observation.


Possible brain swelling from a large knock to the head. Make sure it goes down, release. Seems like he'll be with us for awhile. Which is cool. We're losing too many "Oh, THAT guy!" actors these days.
 
2012-04-04 09:50:42 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On his way back into the bar, Miller lost his footing and fell backwards ... smacking the back of his head on the hard floor.

People at the scene rushed to his aid and called 911. Miller was transported to a nearby hospital ... where he was treated in the E.R. before being transferred to the intensive care unit.

We're told ... doctors have told Miller's family the actor is expected to make a full recovery, but they want to keep him in the ICU for a couple of days for observation.

Possible brain swelling from a large knock to the head. Make sure it goes down, release. Seems like he'll be with us for awhile. Which is cool. We're losing too many "Oh, THAT guy!" actors these days.


Larry Miller is great.

I know more about him than about my own family.
 
2012-04-04 09:51:47 PM  
They just ran the NCIS with him last night.
 
2012-04-04 10:05:16 PM  
Poor doorman has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby.
 
2012-04-04 10:07:40 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I love that guy. He plays the best a-hole characters.


He's awesome!
 
2012-04-04 10:15:52 PM  
His brief appearance in "Best In Show" is classic.
 
2012-04-04 10:24:27 PM  
Jeff Altman want to know if you can see a big ol' butt steak.

/in his nose
 
2012-04-04 10:33:33 PM  
Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?
 
2012-04-04 10:35:03 PM  

Midnight Rambler: His brief appearance in "Best In Show" is classic.


I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shiat you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?
 
2012-04-04 10:41:22 PM  
Somehow, I don't think the injury actually occurred during the fall

/I think it was more likely immediately afterward
 
2012-04-04 10:42:27 PM  

Sgygus: Jeff Altman want to know if you can see a big ol' butt steak.

/in his nose


Jesus, that ~was~ Jeff Altman's shtick, not Larry Miller's. Not that it matters one iota... but still.

/feels terrible
 
2012-04-04 10:45:13 PM  
james rebhorn?
 
2012-04-04 10:46:30 PM  
You'll get over it, gameshowhost :)
 
2012-04-04 10:47:16 PM  
shiat, I love Larry Miller. Been a fan since he used to do standup on Letterman during the early days at NBC. Funny guy, seems like a pleasant individual.

Not sure which level of drinking makes you fall over backward.
 
2012-04-04 10:48:11 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-04-04 10:52:27 PM  

Sgygus: You'll get over it, gameshowhost :)


Probably. Either way -- I'm havin' me a big ol' buttsteak tomorrow.
 
2012-04-04 10:55:09 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Midnight Rambler: His brief appearance in "Best In Show" is classic.

I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shiat you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?


Ha! Well done.
 
2012-04-04 11:24:22 PM  

doglover: ecmoRandomNumbers: I love that guy. He plays the best a-hole characters.

Which is odd because he's really one of the sweetest guys. His podcast is entirely just thank yous and touching stories about how sweet life is.

I'm so bummed out now.


He was quite sweet on Marc Maron's podcast as well. Hope he has a speedy recovery!
 
2012-04-04 11:57:46 PM  
He must have been in the fifth stage of drinking.
 
2012-04-05 12:06:25 AM  
Larry Miller, an awesome character actor... Get well soon!

/He livened up Princess Diaries
 
2012-04-05 12:07:11 AM  
Yikes. The description made my own head hurt. Glad he's doing alright.
 
2012-04-05 12:07:36 AM  

gameshowhost: ecmoRandomNumbers: I love that guy. He plays the best a-hole characters.

He's a conservative IRL, and he's barely acting. :D

/hope he gets better
//still laugh at his 'buttsteak' thing from way back


Being told you are racist over and over again because you have a different opinion will do that to people.

People who argue using logic get really fed up with people who don't.
 
2012-04-05 12:07:37 AM  
Seems like as good a place as any to share the hippo joke from The Aristocrats (SFW)

Hippo (new window)
 
2012-04-05 12:09:08 AM  
WE'RE DRIVING TO FLORIDA!!!

Get well Larry
 
2012-04-05 12:11:38 AM  
Hey subby watch the door for a minute, would you?

Yeah, I just wanna run and get a beer. I'll be back in a minute.
 
2012-04-05 12:13:17 AM  

Trackball: gameshowhost: ecmoRandomNumbers: I love that guy. He plays the best a-hole characters.

He's a conservative IRL, and he's barely acting. :D

/hope he gets better
//still laugh at his 'buttsteak' thing from way back

Being told you are racist over and over again because you have a different opinion will do that to people.

People who argue using logic get really fed up with people who don't.


you sound like a hateful bigot racist anti-immigrant homophope.
 
2012-04-05 12:14:51 AM  

vossiewulf: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?


loved that line
 
2012-04-05 12:20:46 AM  

Trackball: gameshowhost: ecmoRandomNumbers: I love that guy. He plays the best a-hole characters.

He's a conservative IRL, and he's barely acting. :D

/hope he gets better
//still laugh at his 'buttsteak' thing from way back

Being told you are racist over and over again because you have a different opinion will do that to people.

People who argue using logic get really fed up with people who don't.


What are his politics, anyway? I vaguely recall him on Real Time with Bill Maher taking a strong pro-Israeli stance, but that's it.
 
2012-04-05 12:23:13 AM  
Damn. Hope he makes a quick and complete recovery. He's always been a sweet and genuinely nice guy and his podcast has been evolving into a true gem.
 
2012-04-05 12:25:45 AM  
No love for "Necessary Roughness"?
 
2012-04-05 12:42:42 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Red Shirt Blues: I_Am_Weasel: I more recognize from his stand-up. His skiing bit makes me giggle each time I hear it.

/yes, giggle.

Same here....except mine is "The five levels of drinking"

Link (new window)

THIS


Sounds like he wasn't even to level one.
 
2012-04-05 12:48:40 AM  
One of the best, nicest, and funniest guys around, a speedy recovery to you sir.
 
2012-04-05 12:52:49 AM  
sharetv.org

Hope he can continue to sell his line of hair products.
 
2012-04-05 01:08:07 AM  
...can't believe nobody has brought up his five levels of drinking bit.


"...and this time, I mean it."
 
2012-04-05 01:09:14 AM  
Ok, except for those other guys that did.
 
2012-04-05 01:11:02 AM  
My thought process upon seeing the headline"
1) A character actor... probably someone from that Vanity Fair spread last month.
2) Larry Miller should have been in that,
3) Don't be Larry Miller.
4) *CLICK* "NOOOO!"

"Remember: If you walked out of bed today, and you had a job to go to and a home to come back to and someone waiting there that cares for you... Folks, the game's over, and you've won... and that's the truest thing I know." - Larry Miller.
 
2012-04-05 01:12:20 AM  
Sounds like he'll need another 'And this time, I mean it!' pledge. :P
 
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