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(MSNBC)   This is why we can't drink nice things: PB&J vodak   (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 90
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2012-04-04 09:45:11 PM
??? OK whatever.
 
2012-04-04 09:45:48 PM
Because we aren't diabetic enough?
 
2012-04-04 09:47:36 PM
www.cottoncandyvodka.com
Also sucks, even at only 11 bucks a bottle. Sucks big time.
 
2012-04-04 09:48:15 PM
About the only time I could ever imaging myself having a craving for PB&J vodak would be when I was drinking and stoned at the same time and had the munchies from hell.
 
2012-04-04 09:48:18 PM
Normally I'm not into the sweet drinks, but raspberry flavored? That almost sounds good, as long as it wasn't cloyingly sweet...
 
2012-04-04 09:48:27 PM
No but Vicks Vapor rub on my dogs nose is a hoot.
 
2012-04-04 09:49:20 PM
Snowies,

Seriously?

Grow up.

;)
 
2012-04-04 09:49:35 PM
And no we're not marketing this adult beverage to Teenagers, this beverage is ment soley for a trained and discriminating pallet
 
2012-04-04 09:50:27 PM
www.bourbonblog.com
Does not suck.
 
2012-04-04 09:50:28 PM

AuralArgument: And no we're not marketing this adult beverage to Teenagers, this beverage is ment soley for a trained and discriminating pallet


Really?

You are unsuccessful, sir.

;)
 
2012-04-04 09:52:48 PM
Vodak?
 
2012-04-04 09:53:40 PM

AuralArgument: And no we're not marketing this adult beverage to Teenagers, this beverage is ment soley for a trained and discriminating pallet


Since when do teens have a particular affiliation for PB&J? That's a nostalgia thing from childhood, that's what they're shooting for. :)

I enjoy flavored vodkas (though I have tried the cotton candy one and agree it is crap), and would certainly try this. I've had peanut butter liquor before and it's been quite tasty.

Regarding Pinnacle, if you put the whip cream-flavored kind in the freezer, tastes just like ice cream if you sip it later.
 
2012-04-04 09:54:31 PM
I don't buy it, but I actually enjoy creamsicle vodak. Make up a screwdriver with that shiat and not only are you drunk fast, but you are getting drunk off a freaking orange julius. YUM.
 
2012-04-04 09:55:35 PM

Craps the Gorilla: Vodak?


Ketel One and none other
 
2012-04-04 09:57:33 PM
pb&j martini garnished with a tiny cupcake, followed buy a shot of bailey's and chocolate liquor?
 
2012-04-04 09:58:13 PM
i828.photobucket.com
Lean Sizzurp , get your drank on.
 
2012-04-04 09:59:16 PM
I was always a wheat toast, peanut butter and honey sammichs as a kid. Just sprinkle a bit of salt on the peanut butter to get it to jump out, it's good.
 
2012-04-04 10:00:15 PM
Flavored vodak is an abomination anyway, how can this particular flavor be any worse?
 
2012-04-04 10:00:54 PM

Craps the Gorilla: Vodak?


The Duke of alcohol. Sucks.

Dahnkster: [i828.photobucket.com image 320x320]
Lean Sizzurp , get your drank on.


Drank > Vodak.
 
2012-04-04 10:04:04 PM
Only if I can mix it with banana flavored vodka.
 
2012-04-04 10:07:00 PM
Flavored Drinks are for those who can't mix a good drink.
 
2012-04-04 10:11:24 PM
agoodblaster.files.wordpress.com

These aren't bad, got though the new year.
 
2012-04-04 10:11:57 PM

Craps the Gorilla: Vodak?


What are you, new?
 
2012-04-04 10:12:54 PM
This is the only one you need for the house:
lh6.googleusercontent.com


This is the one you take to parties:
lh4.googleusercontent.com

/schoolout
 
2012-04-04 10:13:33 PM
Absolut Vomit.
 
2012-04-04 10:14:32 PM
Breakfast of Champions?
 
2012-04-04 10:14:48 PM

JWideman: Flavored vodak is an abomination anyway, how can this particular flavor be any worse?


You leave my raspberry Smirnoff alone, ya hear?
 
2012-04-04 10:16:09 PM
Fark that. If I'm going to drink vodka, it's Sobieski mixed with whatever fruit juice or soda is around the house anyway. If I have enough money to blow on something other than Sobi, it's not gonna be vodka. Probably gin or bourbon. Definitely nothing flavored like a sandwich I eat because I'm both out of cold cuts and not in the mood for Nutella.
 
2012-04-04 10:16:11 PM
Flavored vodka is no longer vodka. Vodka is just water and alcohol. Anything else is a mixed drink.
 
2012-04-04 10:17:23 PM
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Peanut Butter Jelly Vodak Time?
 
2012-04-04 10:19:06 PM

vodka: Flavored vodka is no longer vodka. Vodka is just water and alcohol. Anything else is a mixed drink.


But the flavors are infused!
 
2012-04-04 10:19:35 PM

CalamitousCrasher: I don't buy it, but I actually enjoy creamsicle vodak. Make up a screwdriver with that shiat and not only are you drunk fast, but you are getting drunk off a freaking orange julius. YUM.


Does your trailer park offer a recycling service for those large bottles?
 
2012-04-04 10:22:00 PM
I gonna troll the aficionados and market a scotch whisky-flavored vodka.
 
2012-04-04 10:24:46 PM

CalamitousCrasher: I don't buy it, but I actually enjoy creamsicle vodak. Make up a screwdriver with that shiat and not only are you drunk fast, but you are getting drunk off a freaking orange julius. YUM.


Duuuuude....you just handed me a receipe for deliciousness. Thank you.

/and yes, is stoned
//and drunk @ same time
 
2012-04-04 10:26:36 PM
i.imgur.com

I'm ashamed to admit that I love this stuff, but I do.
 
2012-04-04 10:27:03 PM
 
2012-04-04 10:29:34 PM

ladyfortuna: JWideman: Flavored vodak is an abomination anyway, how can this particular flavor be any worse?

You leave my raspberry Smirnoff alone, ya hear?


How are you supposed to mix it with anything? The whole goddamned point of vodak is that it doesn't have its own flavor!
 
2012-04-04 10:29:53 PM
Is there a milk-flavored vodak to go with it?
 
2012-04-04 10:30:59 PM
Rarely have we seen a person fail who has thoroughly followed our path....

/I won't miss drinking this Vodak
// I liked Stoli Vanilla myself, kept in freezer.
 
2012-04-04 10:31:00 PM
James Bond switches from martinis to beer.

/now we know the rest of the story
 
2012-04-04 10:31:17 PM

AllUpInYa: This is the only one you need for the house:
[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 220x220]


This is the one you take to parties:
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 90x90]

/schoolout


Wrong, this serves both purposes:
www.amathusdrinks.com
 
2012-04-04 10:33:01 PM

smeegle: No but Vicks Vapor rub on my dogs nose is a hoot.


Have you tried concentrated breath drops on it's tongue?
 
2012-04-04 10:41:16 PM
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2012-04-04 10:44:52 PM

ladyfortuna: Normally I'm not into the sweet drinks, but raspberry flavored? That almost sounds good, as long as it wasn't cloyingly sweet...


Try Chambord. It is sweet- it's a liqueur, but it doesn't pretend to be otherwise. Mix it with gin, maybe add some lemon juice... And it has the distinction of being a quality product made from real raspberries rather than crap made with artificial flavor and sugar.

Though according to wiki, their corporate overlord licenses the name to a flavored vodka. Bastards.

JWideman: ladyfortuna: JWideman: Flavored vodak is an abomination anyway, how can this particular flavor be any worse?

You leave my raspberry Smirnoff alone, ya hear?

How are you supposed to mix it with anything? The whole goddamned point of vodak is that it doesn't have its own flavor!


Well gee, it's almost like you're supposed to, ya know, balance flavors? A cocktail is not supposed to involve taking a juice and making it alcoholic. It's supposed to be about blending flavors to create a delightful whole, like cooking.
 
2012-04-04 10:49:04 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: I gonna troll the aficionados and market a scotch whisky-flavored vodka.


"Char, salt and heather flavored barley vodka"

Somebody should mock up a few bottles. Ideally, somebody who owns a liquor store. Gotta be one or two of those on fark, right?
 
2012-04-04 10:49:34 PM

cwsfa: Is there a milk-flavored vodak to go with it?


You could drink it with Bailey's. My kids think it's chocolate milk.
 
2012-04-04 10:51:24 PM

Lone Stranger: [freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com image 640x480]


i1156.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-04 10:52:05 PM
Haven't tried it yet but a friend told me the other day that Three Olives Dude Vodka (thats actualy the flavors name) and Sprite tastes like Mt Dew
 
2012-04-04 11:04:52 PM
Oy... Last weekend my wife sent me out for white cake flavored vodak which she ended up mixing with pineapple juice. Tasted like pineapple upside down cake. Not bad, but not my thing.
 
2012-04-04 11:05:10 PM

cowgirl toffee: smeegle: No but Vicks Vapor rub on my dogs nose is a hoot.

Have you tried concentrated breath drops on it's tongue?


Nope, never thought of that. Will it hurt them?
 
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