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(Quad Cities Online)   Wearing a little black dress and exposing yourself to kids is no way to turn 50, dad   (qconline.com) divider line 42
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2012-04-04 06:05:35 PM
...when officers arrived at the park, they found Mr. Fehr exposing his genitals... wearing a black, short-sleeved, v-neck dress that came to just above his knees.

I'm impressed.
 
2012-04-04 06:08:33 PM
Subby's family is weird.
 
2012-04-04 06:11:55 PM
Actually that sounds like EXACTLY the way to celebrate turning 50.

I'ts not a party if you don't end up in prison.
 
2012-04-04 06:13:12 PM
localtvwqad.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-04 06:14:52 PM

Lionel Mandrake: [localtvwqad.files.wordpress.com image 400x225]


I was hoping he'd have a nicer rack.
 
2012-04-04 06:15:50 PM
♫ I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay ♫
 
2012-04-04 06:29:44 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-04 06:34:58 PM
I'm fifty, fifty years old! And I can do...high kicks! and leg splits! Fifty years old!
 
2012-04-04 06:44:09 PM

Lionel Mandrake: [localtvwqad.files.wordpress.com image 400x225]


So it's true... Black IS slimming.
 
2012-04-04 07:56:44 PM
He really should have considered a belt to give him some shape in that dress.
 
2012-04-04 07:58:48 PM
I hope public opinion changes in the next 23 1/2 years or a whole lot of planning is gonna go to waste.
 
2012-04-04 08:24:13 PM
No problem. I got 4 more years to buy a different coloured dress.
 
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2012-04-04 08:33:50 PM
I blame Obama!
 
2012-04-04 08:58:56 PM
Sharp knees. Wouldn't hit.
 
2012-04-04 09:04:54 PM
This story is useful without prics.
 
2012-04-04 09:05:02 PM
Arrests for "taking your dog for a walk" trifecta in play.
 
2012-04-04 09:10:14 PM

Let's do the Time Warp agaiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!


It's just a jump to the left....


www.wearysloth.com

 
2012-04-04 09:10:14 PM
When they dressed like that in Sparta, it was totally cool. Let's not be so fickle. He's no pervert, he's a warrior!
 
2012-04-04 09:14:20 PM
...the sexual exploitation charge stemmed from the fact that when Mr. Fehr was allegedly exposing himself, there were children in the park. He said witnesses did not report any contact between Mr. Fehr and the children in the park.

And this is why when you look at a map of where the dangerous sex offenders are you discover that there are two on every block in your neighbourhood and everyone starts to panic.
I have had sex whilst my children were in the same house as me ahhhhhhh I must be a pervert.
You once groped your girlfriend's arse walking out of a McDonalds while children played nearby, welcome to the offender's registry Peter File.
 
2012-04-04 09:17:21 PM
This thread is useless without pics!

(reads thread)

Oh, I see Lionel Mandrake: has everything under control for us.

Carry on.
 
2012-04-04 09:17:36 PM

skinink: Let's do the Time Warp agaiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!
It's just a jump to the left....
[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.

(My Frank N Furter costume from a recent theatrical production of Rocky Horror Show I starred in)

/I see you shiver with antici
 
2012-04-04 09:18:23 PM
sagging 50 yr old man ass is no match for a little black dress. and for gosh sakes man, where are your accessories?
 
2012-04-04 09:19:57 PM

EVERYBODY PANIC: When they dressed like that in Sparta, it was totally cool. Let's not be so fickle. He's no pervert, he's a warrior!


THIS...IS...(not)...SPARTA!!!!
 
2012-04-04 09:21:51 PM
Was it the 'fashion' police?
 
2012-04-04 09:23:16 PM
An officer says he told three men who were walking on the street with a dog to move to the sidewalk, and that one looked like he might run away, so he asked for identification

Was he in the starers block, crouched stance, lacing up his shoes, how can you determine if someone is about to run away before they run?

You look like you are about to run away, let me see your ID,?

No,

because I am not currently running, so you argument is moot.
 
2012-04-04 09:23:33 PM
welcome to Obama's Amerika
 
2012-04-04 09:26:01 PM
wrong thread
 
2012-04-04 09:29:40 PM
Ghastly: No problem. I got 4 more years to buy a different coloured dress.

Thread over. Ghastly has spoken and said something hilarious(as to be expected) Rock on Ghastly
 
2012-04-04 09:30:13 PM
Impressed.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-04 09:32:10 PM
Considering how wide and flowy the skirt is, you almost have to wonder if it was the WIND that was exposing him, not his own actions.

Although he was probably hammered/high as a kite to be in the getup in the first place, so, meh...
 
2012-04-04 09:41:06 PM
I wore a black dress to work today, so I'm getting a real kick out of this thread.
 
2012-04-04 09:52:58 PM

mackepayson: Impressed.

[i.imgur.com image 500x669]


Hey! I see Courtney Love is looking a little healthier these days.
 
2012-04-04 10:14:34 PM
obligatory.....

i814.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-04 11:46:44 PM
This is way more than just a birthday. It even goes way beyond a cry for help. That man needs to get to the spa STAT!
 
2012-04-05 12:49:36 AM

Ghastly: skinink: Let's do the Time Warp agaiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!
It's just a jump to the left....
[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

[a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 549x960]

And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.

(My Frank N Furter costume from a recent theatrical production of Rocky Horror Show I starred in)

/I see you shiver with antici


Ain't gonna lie, that's hot.
 
2012-04-05 12:53:33 AM
www.indianhindunames.com

probably should have gone with the red dress

/link, in his element
 
2012-04-05 01:00:42 AM

Ghastly: skinink: Let's do the Time Warp agaiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!
It's just a jump to the left....
[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

[a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 549x960]

And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.

(My Frank N Furter costume from a recent theatrical production of Rocky Horror Show I starred in)

/I see you shiver with antici


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-05 01:53:59 AM

Ed Finnerty: He really should have considered a belt to give him some shape in that dress.


That's a pretty crumby dress. It does nothing for his figure. You'd think he'd do better than that for his 50th birthday party. I wonder what sort of shoes he wore.
 
2012-04-05 03:07:43 AM
Wow, that was fast - I just saw him at the airport!

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-04-05 03:12:21 AM

skinink: Let's do the Time Warp agaiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!
It's just a jump to the left....
[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Umm, wrong Richard O'Brien movie :)

sinscon.com
 
2012-04-05 07:01:23 AM
Probably just another thing he wanted to cross off his "Bucket List".

42. Try on womens panties
43. Try on panty hose
44. Try on bra.
45. Try on all of the above, plus little black dress
46. Wear all of the above in public
47. See if anyone notices me and calls police
48. See what it's like to get arrested and go to jail.
49. Get my arrest posted on Fark.
50. Become famous for 15 minutes.
 
2012-04-05 07:11:53 AM

Pick: Probably just another thing he wanted to cross off his "Bucket List".

42. Try on womens panties
43. Try on panty hose
44. Try on bra.
45. Try on all of the above, plus little black dress
46. Wear all of the above in public
46.5 Wave my private parts around
47. See if anyone notices me and calls police
48. See what it's like to get arrested and go to jail.
49. Get my arrest posted on Fark.
50. Become famous for 15 minutes.


FTFY
 
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