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		Kansas Supreme Court rules repeat dog molester won't have to register as a sex offender (blogs.kansas.com)		89
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SpikeStrip		2012-04-04 05:55:40 PM

a rex offender, maybe.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-04 06:07:01 PM

He will, however, be required to purchase a new license yearly and receive annual distemper and rabies booster shots

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel		2012-04-04 06:07:04 PM

That's ruff.

TsarTom		2012-04-04 06:08:34 PM

You know how it is... small town. Not much to do in the evening.

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel		2012-04-04 06:10:56 PM

He also challenged the constitutionality of the law itself, which equates bestiality and adult homosexual acts.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Marcus Aurelius		2012-04-04 06:13:21 PM

I wonder how he likes it.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-04-04 06:17:09 PM

TsarTom: You know how it is... small town.

Where men are men and dogs are afraid

Banned on the Run		2012-04-04 06:24:22 PM

Because we need to be protected from 12-year-olds playing doctor, but serial dog farkers are just fine.

doglover		2012-04-04 06:32:24 PM

Honestly, I don't agree with sex offender registries in principle, but if there's one class of people who should be on one it's animal farkers. Priority A-1.

What the hell?

mitchcumstein1		2012-04-04 06:33:04 PM

If you ask me, the dog was asking for it.

Paris1127		2012-04-04 06:35:27 PM

Was the dog dead? For several days? Was it lying in front of a pre-school? If yes to all 3, then he's a sex offender AND a sick fark.

gameshowhost		2012-04-04 06:37:34 PM

The dog was a willing participant, and it came. Both times.

jaylectricity		2012-04-04 06:42:09 PM

doglover: Honestly, I don't agree with sex offender registries in principle, but if there's one class of people who should be on one it's animal farkers. Priority A-1.

What the hell?

Taking a break, are ya?

namatad		2012-04-04 06:44:12 PM

roommate caught him in a compromised position?
doggy style?

serpent_sky		2012-04-04 07:00:39 PM

jaylectricity: doglover: Honestly, I don't agree with sex offender registries in principle, but if there's one class of people who should be on one it's animal farkers. Priority A-1.

What the hell?

Taking a break, are ya?

Oh my God. I have never seen a more hilarious corresponding user name and article.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-04-04 07:18:14 PM

Did you see what those biatches were wearing? They wanted it.

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel		2012-04-04 07:28:02 PM

doglover: Honestly, I don't agree with sex offender registries in principle, but if there's one class of people who should be on one it's animal farkers. Priority A-1.

If someone is using A-1 as grease for beast-fark, let me tell you it doesn't work.

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel		2012-04-04 07:29:28 PM

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: doglover: Honestly, I don't agree with sex offender registries in principle, but if there's one class of people who should be on one it's animal farkers. Priority A-1.

If someone is using A-1 as grease for beast-fark, ~~let me tell you~~ I've been told by others it doesn't work.

ftfm

Ed Finnerty		2012-04-04 07:55:54 PM

I wonder which position they used. I'm guessing Missionary.

fusillade762		2012-04-04 08:19:24 PM

Paris1127: Was the dog dead? For several days? Was it lying in front of a pre-school? If yes to all 3, then he's a sex offender AND a sick fark.

Came to ask if it was the same guy.

Trolljegeren		2012-04-04 08:20:15 PM

In all seriousness, why isn't this guy in an insane asylum?

theurge14		2012-04-04 08:20:36 PM

Yeah, yeah, but don't let this guy near the pound.

SoCalSurfer		2012-04-04 08:20:38 PM

How did he get the animal to stay still? Wouldnt it bite him?

bdub77		2012-04-04 08:21:47 PM

I wonder which position they used. I'm guessing Missionary.

I wonder if the dog came.

thoughtsausage		2012-04-04 08:22:46 PM

Looks like I'm moving to Kansas!

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-04-04 08:23:09 PM

SoCalSurfer: How did he get the animal to stay still? Wouldnt it bite him?

You'd be surprised at how many canines actually enjoy human/canine intercourse. Depending on the breed, an average human penis is roughly the same size/shape as a male dog.

Lone Stranger		2012-04-04 08:24:07 PM

Dahnkster		2012-04-04 08:26:22 PM

Bob Rivers - Doggystyle. If you are a Heart fan or if you like anal, you might enjoy this. (funny lyrics - crap video)

_{the big brown eye}

Enemabag Jones		2012-04-04 08:28:16 PM

Please please please tell me there are tapes or at least a script of the arguments made to the court.

In 2008, a former roommate of Coman's "discovered Coman in her garage with the dog in a compromising position," the court record said. Police were called and Coman admitted to having penetrated the female rottweiler with his finger, the court record said.

Bad idea jeans right there.

/How many showers did the attorney have to take after talking to the defendent.

some_beer_drinker		2012-04-04 08:28:19 PM

ruh roh!

mirazh1976		2012-04-04 08:28:37 PM

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto"

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-04-04 08:29:23 PM

Enemabag Jones: Please please please tell me there are tapes or at least a script of the arguments made to the court.

In 2008, a former roommate of Coman's "discovered Coman in her garage with the dog in a compromising position," the court record said. Police were called and Coman admitted to having penetrated the female rottweiler with his finger, the court record said.

Bad idea jeans right there.

/How many showers did the attorney have to take after talking to the defendent.

Bugle Boys?

wambu		2012-04-04 08:29:32 PM

bdub77: I wonder which position they used. I'm guessing Missionary.

I wonder if the dog came.

When called, yes.

Dr.Zom		2012-04-04 08:30:26 PM

Years ago a friend of mine got picked up for unpaid tickets and spent the weekend in jail in Kansas City, MO. When they released him on Monday morning Kansas City, Kansas police were waiting to pick him up on unpaid tickets from their side of the border. They locked him up for a few days and he told me the first guy who approached him to talk in the "yard" was a dude who had been arrested for performing an oral act on his boss's wife's Doberman. At work. While the boss and wife were there. The wife caught him mid-act.

I honestly wonder if this is the same dude.

Urbn		2012-04-04 08:31:27 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SoCalSurfer: How did he get the animal to stay still? Wouldnt it bite him?

You'd be surprised at how many canines actually enjoy human/canine intercourse.

And you know this...how?

/Wait, I don't actually want to know

Kumana Wanalaia		2012-04-04 08:32:18 PM

Two guys are drinking on the porch. One of the guys sees his friend's dog licking it's balls and says "Gee, I wish I could do that." His friend says "He'll bite you."

Kolg8		2012-04-04 08:35:33 PM

Your dog wants K-Y.

Dahnkster		2012-04-04 08:36:09 PM

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do
(Oh, Frenchie . . . )

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Not a speck of cereal!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Nothing but the best for my dog!)

Frank Zappa

LeroyBourne		2012-04-04 08:36:13 PM

He looks like a Three Dog Night fan.
/weak, got nothing

crabsno termites		2012-04-04 08:37:38 PM

Ruff sex?

Enemabag Jones		2012-04-04 08:38:28 PM

Santorum warned us, and did anybody listen, no.

This is what happens when you legalize gay marriage.

Ed Finnerty		2012-04-04 08:40:29 PM

Dr.Zom: Years ago a friend of mine got picked up for unpaid tickets and spent the weekend in jail in Kansas City, MO. When they released him on Monday morning Kansas City, Kansas police were waiting to pick him up on unpaid tickets from their side of the border. They locked him up for a few days and he told me the first guy who approached him to talk in the "yard" was a dude who had been arrested for performing an oral act on his boss's wife's Doberman. At work. While the boss and wife were there. The wife caught him mid-act.

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Loucifer		2012-04-04 08:40:40 PM

Man's best friend with benefits.

Kanemano		2012-04-04 08:45:22 PM

of course not, dogs can't read

MBooda		2012-04-04 08:47:15 PM

repeat dog molester

Won't somebody think of the legs?

BuckTurgidson		2012-04-04 08:52:51 PM

It's not like dogs can read that registry anyway, so what would be the point?

medius		2012-04-04 08:54:26 PM

who's been a bad boy?
who's been a bad boy?

skinink		2012-04-04 08:55:00 PM

So messed up I want you here in my room I want you here.
Now we're gonna be Face-to-face and I'll lay right down In my favorite place.
And now I wanna be your dog, now I wanna be your dog, now I wanna be your dog.

WELL, C'MON!!!

Kanemano		2012-04-04 08:58:44 PM

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: He also challenged the constitutionality of the law itself, which equates bestiality and adult homosexual acts.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 304x320]

at least he's not gay.

jtown		2012-04-04 08:58:53 PM

That's great news for Joshua Coman. Now nobody will know he farked that dog.

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