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(CafeMom)   And the most shocking celebrity revelation of 2012 is... Ashley Olsen's retirement from acting to pursue cocaine full-time   (thestir.cafemom.com) divider line 71
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2012-04-04 09:46:40 PM  
She'll make an interesting bag lady with $50 million to her name.
 
2012-04-04 10:06:11 PM  
TravisBickle62: So I guess the two of them doing porn is out?

That's really a shame, too. Skinny as they are they would be shoo-ins for an "Ilsa, She Devil of the SS" remake. The plot line being that they were twins that Mengele was hot to experiment on and their only escape would be to service Nazi officers on Illsa's whorehouse train.

/To make it an instant classic they could get Russell Brand to play Mengele and Madonna Ciccone to play Ilsa.
 
2012-04-04 10:39:16 PM  
Cool, a month old article...
 
2012-04-04 11:20:18 PM  

Sybarite: mitchcumstein1: The one sister is super hot. I don't know her name, the one who's not the twin.


Elizabeth, good actress too.


Yeah, let's redirect the focus to her now, please.

livelyindepthmusicentertainment.files.wordpress.com

/Hot like the little known third sister.
 
2012-04-04 11:36:15 PM  
The Olsen twins' high end fashion line isn't half bad, which is kind of funny considering that back in the day they got ridiculously rich off of tacky walmart crap.
 
2012-04-05 12:38:47 AM  
Is this the one that's schtooping Johnny Depp?
 
2012-04-05 12:55:55 AM  
God...what is it with the Racoon Eyes? Is she retiring from film because she wants to dig into trash cans?
 
2012-04-05 01:18:09 AM  

UCFRoadWarrior: God...what is it with the Racoon Eyes? Is she retiring from film because she wants to dig into trash cans?


A ghastly condition that's known as momsenitis,named after The Pretty Reckless front woman/Patient Zero.
 
2012-04-05 01:29:30 AM  
Jesus Christ. She needs some larded and buttered bread with a whole bucket of fried chicken.
 
2012-04-05 02:32:31 AM  
For everyone talking about the hotter non-twin sister: you know they all look very similar right? I think the fact that the younger one is rocking movies and seems sane is clouding your judgement.
 
2012-04-05 03:25:28 AM  
Dead eyes... such dead eyes.

/shudder
 
2012-04-05 04:07:02 AM  

UCFRoadWarrior: God...what is it with the Racoon Eyes? Is she retiring from film because she wants to dig into trash cans?


Nah, when she shows up with the raccoon eyes, it's a reasonably accurate indicator that a chick is losing control of her drug use. This is not fixable. GTFO before its too late.
 
2012-04-05 07:39:47 AM  
March 8, 2012. Old news is so exciting.
 
2012-04-05 08:36:55 AM  

ShawnDoc: In other news, I announced today that I will quit being an astronaut.


But you're still going to be a millionaire cowboy, right?
 
2012-04-05 11:10:49 AM  
I say perfect timing.
A year of coke, 6 months in and out of rehab, drops outta the media spotlight for 6 months, dead by 27.
 
2012-04-05 03:53:59 PM  

mitchcumstein1: The one sister is super hot. I don't know her name, the one who's not the twin.


You mean this one?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/lapd-discovers-hidden-deformed-olsen - triplet,576/
 
2012-04-05 05:42:10 PM  

Walker: Mary Kate's the hotter one. Wait, what?
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i7.photobucket.com

FTFY

/I love paint!
 
2012-04-05 08:05:27 PM  

Omahawg: if she really wants something to make the years flow by like a peaceful and easy river she needs to take up opium.

nothing gets done. ever.


Or laudanum. I don't know where you would even get it now, but I'm sure for a girl of means there would always be a way. And it would have that retro vibe thingy that would fit well with her freshly-dug-up appearance.
 
2012-04-05 10:00:17 PM  
FTA: "Tragically for the millions who have long worshipped her brilliant talent and her status as the unparalleled master of character, accents, and genres,Olsen says that she's never going to act again."

karwasz.org
 
2012-04-05 10:02:08 PM  
Just noticed, copied that directly from the article, figures worshiped was spelled wrong.
 
2012-04-05 11:36:43 PM  
Can't believe there was no mention of College Humor's series...Link (new window)
 
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