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(Media Matters)   Fox News anchor who tweeted claim that Obama threatened Chelsea Clinton's life over Hillary's birth certificate investigation is sorry and assures us that she respects the legitimacy of "President" Bongfart Insane O'Taxus   (mediamatters.org) divider line 174
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2012-04-04 08:26:53 PM  

qorkfiend: Urbn: No matter how many times I see her name, I only remember her as "Dumb Bint"

How do you tell her apart from all the other dumb bints?


I don't. My brain likes that kind of efficiency :)
 
2012-04-04 08:29:25 PM  
And remember kids, "Did Obama threaten to kill Chelsea Clinton to hide his Kenyan birth certificate" is Fox's unbiased, just-the-facts, straight news reporting. This is fair and balanced journalism, totally separate from their partisan opinion shows.
 
2012-04-04 08:38:09 PM  
cloudfront.mediamatters.org
 
2012-04-04 08:41:51 PM  

MeinRS6: And just for Diogenes - She was stupid for tweeting that. For that matter, she is stupid for being on twitter. I still don't know who she is, but I don't care for twitter, or what she just had for lunch, or other similar info.


This is just like a non-apology apology. A non-defense defense.
 
2012-04-04 08:47:02 PM  

Sabyen91: MeinRS6: And just for Diogenes - She was stupid for tweeting that. For that matter, she is stupid for being on twitter. I still don't know who she is, but I don't care for twitter, or what she just had for lunch, or other similar info.

This is just like a non-apology apology. A non-defense defense.


You would complain about the texture of the sand in Tahiti.
 
2012-04-04 08:47:29 PM  

MeinRS6: Sabyen91: MeinRS6: And just for Diogenes - She was stupid for tweeting that. For that matter, she is stupid for being on twitter. I still don't know who she is, but I don't care for twitter, or what she just had for lunch, or other similar info.

This is just like a non-apology apology. A non-defense defense.

You would complain about the texture of the sand in Tahiti.


Only if it came from your vagina.
 
2012-04-04 08:49:12 PM  
*yawn*

You even suck as a boring troll.
 
2012-04-04 08:49:49 PM  
Sweet - shiatsack is here for my CMO phone call.

This always helps pass the time.
 
2012-04-04 08:51:27 PM  

MeinRS6: *yawn*

You even suck as a boring troll.


Okie-dokie. Don't be so hard on me. Pretty soon I will be the only one not ignoring you. You will come crawling for your attention...or just switch to one of your alts.
 
2012-04-04 08:51:29 PM  
Flappyhead

mitchcumstein1: derp derp steve_buechler@###.com ph.# 850-###-### be prepared to defend yourselves. I heard yesterday derp derp


Am I the only one who thinks this wasn't actually posted by the guy whose contact info is in there, but by somebody who wanted to get him a visit from the Secret Service? Use a good enough series of proxy servers, and hilarity ensues.

Jeebus, even the Freepers might do a double take on that one

Some of them. I know two people who really do expect Obama to cause the complete collapse of society at any time now - they're stockpiling food, ammo, etc. One of them got in a screaming match with a couple of years back about how Obama's death panels meant doctors were just going to kill anyone over 55. He was certain of it. Look at how many still believe he wasn't born in the US, is a Muslim, killed Elvis, etc.
 
2012-04-04 09:05:02 PM  

MisterRonbo: Am I the only one who thinks this wasn't actually posted by the guy whose contact info is in there, but by somebody who wanted to get him a visit from the Secret Service? Use a good enough series of proxy servers, and hilarity ensues.


I thought the same thing, but last night's posters found MANY more posts like this, including a facebook account that seems to match up. It seems like a legit nutter.
 
2012-04-04 09:21:40 PM  

mitchcumstein1: We can't wait until the election. We must make this man disappear now.We must be willing to sacrifice our selves to save the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE HAVE TO RISE UP NOW! We need to put an armed force on the ground when he's in the W.H. and take him and his whore of a wife and make them disappear. I know this may seal my fate but I can abide no more. If we continue to whine and moan it will be to late and we all become slaves. I am sure they are reading this as I write it but I can do nothing about that. I sleep with my weapon beside me already. I ask all red blooded American patriots to rise up immediately and join me on a cavalcade to Washington D.C. as soon as we know for shure he is at home or some place where we can get to him. steve_buechler@###.com ph.# 850-###-### be prepared to defend yourselves. I heard yesterday that an operation is already planned for this month. Perhaps we can join forces with them. They said to lay in a months food,water and toilet paper. Said you'll know it's on when people are taken into custody and no one knows why. Gave no date other than to say it is in April so be prepared. Supposed to be peaceful operation with law enforcement being backed by military who have already said they are in so be alert . LOVE AND VICTORY TO YOU ALL! Stephen

wow, that's full on crazy right there.


What is this crap? Is that from Free Republic?
 
2012-04-04 09:23:15 PM  

Wayne 985: mitchcumstein1: We can't wait until the election. We must make this man disappear now.We must be willing to sacrifice our selves to save the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE HAVE TO RISE UP NOW! We need to put an armed force on the ground when he's in the W.H. and take him and his whore of a wife and make them disappear. I know this may seal my fate but I can abide no more. If we continue to whine and moan it will be to late and we all become slaves. I am sure they are reading this as I write it but I can do nothing about that. I sleep with my weapon beside me already. I ask all red blooded American patriots to rise up immediately and join me on a cavalcade to Washington D.C. as soon as we know for shure he is at home or some place where we can get to him. steve_buechler@###.com ph.# 850-###-### be prepared to defend yourselves. I heard yesterday that an operation is already planned for this month. Perhaps we can join forces with them. They said to lay in a months food,water and toilet paper. Said you'll know it's on when people are taken into custody and no one knows why. Gave no date other than to say it is in April so be prepared. Supposed to be peaceful operation with law enforcement being backed by military who have already said they are in so be alert . LOVE AND VICTORY TO YOU ALL! Stephen

wow, that's full on crazy right there.

What is this crap? Is that from Free Republic?


Derp. Nevermind. I sometimes forget that Freepers don't have a monopoly on Crazy.
 
2012-04-04 09:38:14 PM  

DeltaPunch: Lionel Mandrake: I apologize if the article offended anyone.

This is not an apology.

THIS is an apology: "I apology for the accusations I made. It was inappropriate and unprofessional"

This. REAL apologies don't contain the word "if". This should be common knowledge so we can immediately begin mocking anybody who continues to apologize like a weak b*tch.


They can include "if". As in "I apologize for my actions. What I did was wrong and I understand if you do not forgive me."
 
2012-04-04 09:40:35 PM  
BSABSVR
I thought the same thing, but last night's posters found MANY more posts like this, including a facebook account that seems to match up. It seems like a legit nutter

Wow. ThatS some serious mential-illnes grade paranoia. As its a Tallahassee number, he needs to get put in a jacket with wrap-around sleeves via the Baker Act.

If I was ridiculously rich, I'd buy a big helicopter, paint it black, and hire a half dozen big bullet-headed muscle guys. Put them in jumpsuits with "UN-FEMA Re-Education Camp" patches. And when I spotted a post like this, have them land in the guy's front yard with spotlights cranked up and the PA system demanding he come out or face the consequences of a secret death panel.
 
2012-04-04 09:57:41 PM  

mitchcumstein1: We can't wait until the election. We must make this man disappear now.We must be willing to sacrifice our selves to save the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE HAVE TO RISE UP NOW! We need to put an armed force on the ground when he's in the W.H. and take him and his whore of a wife and make them disappear. I know this may seal my fate but I can abide no more. If we continue to whine and moan it will be to late and we all become slaves. I am sure they are reading this as I write it but I can do nothing about that. I sleep with my weapon beside me already. I ask all red blooded American patriots to rise up immediately and join me on a cavalcade to Washington D.C. as soon as we know for shure he is at home or some place where we can get to him. steve_buechler@###.com ph.# 850-###-### be prepared to defend yourselves. I heard yesterday that an operation is already planned for this month. Perhaps we can join forces with them. They said to lay in a months food,water and toilet paper. Said you'll know it's on when people are taken into custody and no one knows why. Gave no date other than to say it is in April so be prepared. Supposed to be peaceful operation with law enforcement being backed by military who have already said they are in so be alert . LOVE AND VICTORY TO YOU ALL! Stephen

wow, that's full on crazy right there.


What do you expect from a redneck living in the Florida panhandle?
 
2012-04-04 10:02:31 PM  
Did Heather Childers threaten to release proof of Michael Clemente's gay cocaine sex orgy in order to keep her job at Fox News?

I'm not reporting that she did. I'm just asking for opinion.
 
2012-04-04 10:08:41 PM  

MisterRonbo: BSABSVR
I thought the same thing, but last night's posters found MANY more posts like this, including a facebook account that seems to match up. It seems like a legit nutter

Wow. ThatS some serious mential-illnes grade paranoia. As its a Tallahassee number, he needs to get put in a jacket with wrap-around sleeves via the Baker Act.

If I was ridiculously rich, I'd buy a big helicopter, paint it black, and hire a half dozen big bullet-headed muscle guys. Put them in jumpsuits with "UN-FEMA Re-Education Camp" patches. And when I spotted a post like this, have them land in the guy's front yard with spotlights cranked up and the PA system demanding he come out or face the consequences of a secret death panel.


The only problem is that he might come out with guns a-blazin', and you know he's gotta have quite the arsenal.

I wonder if "Stand Your Ground" would apply if you shot back.
 
2012-04-04 10:09:31 PM  

Ghastly: Did Heather Childers threaten to release proof of Michael Clemente's gay cocaine sex orgy in order to keep her job at Fox News?

I'm not reporting that she did. I'm just asking for opinion.


Thoughts?
 
2012-04-04 10:11:35 PM  
She has to stop protecting her twitter account eventually, she's an attention whore.
 
2012-04-04 10:15:29 PM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-04-04 10:16:44 PM  

sweetmelissa31: [j.wigflip.com image 521x506]


U are going 2 haf to B more speificic
 
2012-04-04 10:20:05 PM  
qorkfiend: Somacandra: mitchcumstein1:
You forgot Defender of the Faith. Have some goddamned respect.

And you forgot "Empress of of the Lone Islands."

How dare you lecture me on etiquette and protocol when you forgot "Warden of the North"?


Is he also "Fist of the North Star"?

These sly literary references are one of the reasons I ♥ you farkers...


/ "quote" thingy no worky on my stupid computer...
 
2012-04-04 10:41:57 PM  

mitchcumstein1: We can't wait until the election. We must make this man disappear now.We must be willing to sacrifice our selves to save the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE HAVE TO RISE UP NOW! We need to put an armed force on the ground when he's in the W.H. and take him and his whore of a wife and make them disappear. I know this may seal my fate but I can abide no more. If we continue to whine and moan it will be to late and we all become slaves. I am sure they are reading this as I write it but I can do nothing about that. I sleep with my weapon beside me already. I ask all red blooded American patriots to rise up immediately and join me on a cavalcade to Washington D.C. as soon as we know for shure he is at home or some place where we can get to him. steve_buechler@###.com ph.# 850-###-### be prepared to defend yourselves. I heard yesterday that an operation is already planned for this month. Perhaps we can join forces with them. They said to lay in a months food,water and toilet paper. Said you'll know it's on when people are taken into custody and no one knows why. Gave no date other than to say it is in April so be prepared. Supposed to be peaceful operation with law enforcement being backed by military who have already said they are in so be alert . LOVE AND VICTORY TO YOU ALL! Stephen

wow, that's full on crazy right there.


www.everythingspacey.com

" I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how farking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"
 
2012-04-04 10:43:59 PM  
Heather Childers is an anagram of "Arch Heeds Hitler". Therefore, Rupert Murdoch is President of the Nazi Party and Obama has to drink fracking fluid at a beer summit with Saul Alinsky.
 
2012-04-04 10:52:53 PM  
I had this long video a friend sent me of some dude smoking a "butt bong". Basically the bong had one end that was a dildo with a hole in it, and it went in the girl's ass, and they put water in it, and he smoked pot out of her ass.

I couldn't find the video, so I just searched for it on G. and found a different one, this time two girls. HA!

Even grosser than gross, the girl blasts her bongwater enema on the wall.

NSFW!! http://bit.ly/Ha8k5w NSFW!!

It is the first link on Google called "bong water butt babes".
 
2012-04-04 10:59:42 PM  
She looks like if Tammy Wynette had one of her eyes put in upside down and had earthworms installed for lips. Some dudes will find anything attractive if it has blond hair, huh?
 
2012-04-04 11:03:55 PM  

Primum: I had this long video a friend sent me of some dude smoking a "butt bong". Basically the bong had one end that was a dildo with a hole in it, and it went in the girl's ass, and they put water in it, and he smoked pot out of her ass.

I couldn't find the video, so I just searched for it on G. and found a different one, this time two girls. HA!

Even grosser than gross, the girl blasts her bongwater enema on the wall.

NSFW!! http://bit.ly/Ha8k5w NSFW!!

It is the first link on Google called "bong water butt babes".


...
 
2012-04-04 11:07:38 PM  
I'm confused? They're still calling Obama not a US citizen? His mom was a white woman from Kansas.
 
2012-04-04 11:10:30 PM  

tinyarena:
You can take a healthy 18 year old kid, from anywhere in the world, put them in a US military uniform and stand them in front of the White House. Nobody would even give them a second glance (except possibly Secret Service). No other capitol in the world could say that. That's equality folks, and you should be proud.


Well, duh! The White House is in the USA.
 
2012-04-04 11:15:09 PM  

Primum: I had this long video a friend sent me of some dude smoking a "butt bong". Basically the bong had one end that was a dildo with a hole in it, and it went in the girl's ass, and they put water in it, and he smoked pot out of her ass.

I couldn't find the video, so I just searched for it on G. and found a different one, this time two girls. HA!

Even grosser than gross, the girl blasts her bongwater enema on the wall.

NSFW!! http://bit.ly/Ha8k5w NSFW!!

It is the first link on Google called "bong water butt babes".


While I'm intrigued by this post as it relates to my interests, I'm trying to sort out why you felt this thread was the place to post it.
 
2012-04-04 11:17:21 PM  

sat1va: Primum: I had this long video a friend sent me of some dude smoking a "butt bong". Basically the bong had one end that was a dildo with a hole in it, and it went in the girl's ass, and they put water in it, and he smoked pot out of her ass.

I couldn't find the video, so I just searched for it on G. and found a different one, this time two girls. HA!

Even grosser than gross, the girl blasts her bongwater enema on the wall.

NSFW!! http://bit.ly/Ha8k5w NSFW!!

It is the first link on Google called "bong water butt babes".

While I'm intrigued by this post as it relates to my interests, I'm trying to sort out why you felt this thread was the place to post it.


Buttbongo Obenema?
 
2012-04-04 11:25:15 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-04 11:34:19 PM  
I forget, when is something considered slander these days?
 
2012-04-04 11:37:14 PM  

Primum: I had this long video a friend sent me of some dude smoking a "butt bong". Basically the bong had one end that was a dildo with a hole in it, and it went in the girl's ass, and they put water in it, and he smoked pot out of her ass.

I couldn't find the video, so I just searched for it on G. and found a different one, this time two girls. HA!

Even grosser than gross, the girl blasts her bongwater enema on the wall.

NSFW!! http://bit.ly/Ha8k5w NSFW!!

It is the first link on Google called "bong water butt babes".


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-04 11:39:25 PM  

More_Like_A_Stain: hubiestubert: Mixolydian Master: Haven't read th thread yet, but immediately went to her twitter to see what her response is to this shiatstorm, and she has blocked her account to only her chosen followers lol

/Black helicopters can't get her now

I suspect that might be one of the conditions of her continued employment...

and the spankings. I do hope the spankings are a requirement.


And then the oral sex!
 
2012-04-04 11:39:50 PM  

PsyLord: I forget, when is something considered slander these days?


Nothing is slander when it is a true public figure and almost nothing when you could possibly squint your eyes and somehow make out a limited public figure. Rush Limbaugh would be languishing in pink undies in a tent if our slander/libel laws had any teeth.
 
2012-04-04 11:45:15 PM  

PsyLord: I forget, when is something considered slander these days?


It's not slander or libel if you're "asking questions."

Did Glenn Beck rape and kill a girl in 1990? I don't know. I leave that for you to decide.
 
2012-04-04 11:49:01 PM  

Wayne 985: PsyLord: I forget, when is something considered slander these days?

It's not slander or libel if you're "asking questions."

Did Glenn Beck rape and kill a girl in 1990? I don't know. I leave that for you to decide.


Bill Clinton snuck up behind Vince Foster. He grabbed the .38 from his waistband. He put it up to Foster's head. Foster begged for his life. He said "I have a family, please, please, I will never say a thing". Foster began crying. Clinton was merciless. He said "You could destroy my life, you motherfarker". He pulled the trigger and murdered a man who did nothing to him. Some people say this happened.
 
2012-04-04 11:55:03 PM  

Wayne 985: PsyLord: I forget, when is something considered slander these days?

It's not slander or libel if you're "asking questions."

Did Glenn Beck rape and kill a girl in 1990? I don't know. I leave that for you to decide.


I just find it interesting that Mitt Romney has NEVER categorically denied ANY allegations that, while serving as Governor of Massachusetts, he regularly dined on the flesh of teen aged Southie prostitutes that he violated after their deaths on the State Senate floor. One might think that the State Senate and the Sherrif's department were covering for him with this marked silence on the issue...
 
2012-04-04 11:56:22 PM  

Diogenes: Apology not accepted.

 
2012-04-04 11:58:01 PM  

Wayne 985: PsyLord: I forget, when is something considered slander these days?

It's not slander or libel if you're "asking questions."

Did Glenn Beck rape and kill a girl in 1990? I don't know. I leave that for you to decide.


That's what I get for just relying on the headline and not clicking on the link... got Subtroll'ed.
 
2012-04-05 12:08:57 AM  

PsyLord: I forget, when is something considered slander these days?


When you quote a prominent Republican verbatim.
 
2012-04-05 12:13:51 AM  

Neeek: DeltaPunch: Lionel Mandrake: I apologize if the article offended anyone.

This is not an apology.

THIS is an apology: "I apology for the accusations I made. It was inappropriate and unprofessional"

This. REAL apologies don't contain the word "if". This should be common knowledge so we can immediately begin mocking anybody who continues to apologize like a weak b*tch.

They can include "if". As in "I apologize for my actions. What I did was wrong and I understand if you do not forgive me."


Alright, fair enough. I was just thinking about all those "if anyone was offended..." types of crap.
 
2012-04-05 12:19:58 AM  

DeltaPunch: Neeek: DeltaPunch: Lionel Mandrake: I apologize if the article offended anyone.

This is not an apology.

THIS is an apology: "I apology for the accusations I made. It was inappropriate and unprofessional"

This. REAL apologies don't contain the word "if". This should be common knowledge so we can immediately begin mocking anybody who continues to apologize like a weak b*tch.

They can include "if". As in "I apologize for my actions. What I did was wrong and I understand if you do not forgive me."

Alright, fair enough. I was just thinking about all those "if anyone was offended..." types of crap.


Nah, you are still right. I thought about that when I saw it and I would say "I am sorry and if I can ever repay you I will do everything to make it up to you". That would be the exception and a Republican would never say it.
 
2012-04-05 12:20:12 AM  
Follow-up?
 
2012-04-05 12:50:16 AM  
Just wonder what threats Fox News made to Childers to stop talking about Obama Birth Cert

Fox News keeps losing audience because they do not cover the Obama Birth Cert.
 
2012-04-05 01:08:51 AM  

UCFRoadWarrior: Just wonder what threats Fox News made to Childers to stop talking about Obama Birth Cert

Fox News keeps losing audience because they do not cover the Obama Birth Cert.

http://...Forever/

?
 
2012-04-05 01:23:04 AM  

mitchcumstein1: We can't wait until the election. We must make this man disappear now.We must be willing to sacrifice our selves to save the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE HAVE TO RISE UP NOW! We need to put an armed force on the ground when he's in the W.H. and take him and his whore of a wife and make them disappear. I know this may seal my fate but I can abide no more. If we continue to whine and moan it will be to late and we all become slaves. I am sure they are reading this as I write it but I can do nothing about that. I sleep with my weapon beside me already. I ask all red blooded American patriots to rise up immediately and join me on a cavalcade to Washington D.C. as soon as we know for shure he is at home or some place where we can get to him. steve_buechler@###.com ph.# 850-###-### be prepared to defend yourselves. I heard yesterday that an operation is already planned for this month. Perhaps we can join forces with them. They said to lay in a months food,water and toilet paper. Said you'll know it's on when people are taken into custody and no one knows why. Gave no date other than to say it is in April so be prepared. Supposed to be peaceful operation with law enforcement being backed by military who have already said they are in so be alert . LOVE AND VICTORY TO YOU ALL! Stephen

wow, that's full on crazy right there.


If I was Obama, I'd take this nutjob down myself just for calling my wife names.
 
2012-04-05 01:25:22 AM  

bonefish: I'm confused? They're still calling Obama not a US citizen? His mom was a white woman from Kansas.


But we've never seen photos of his "mom" pregnant. Some allege that he sprang fully formed from the head of Malcolm X. Thoughts?
 
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